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The Simpleton 🧐

@dirtylens.bsky.social

Musician, photographer, part-time spaghetti cooker (I mostly like take-out) and all around nice guy. However, I was put in Twitter jail for saying Trump needs a long walk off a short pier.

created November 25, 2024

719 followers 242 following 921 posts

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Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, where’s the coverage. Biden eats ice cream and every news outlet goes nuts.

2/9/2025, 4:52:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

🫠💯

1/9/2025, 6:56:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

He disappeared when diagnosed with Covid. Since the roof episode, they most likely shuttled him back to Walter Reed, on his golden gurney, for medical cocktails.

1/9/2025, 5:14:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool. I’m a sixty-niner, I’m rounding out of course. The values of the GOP no longer exist. Even Nixon would call it out as bat-shit crazy. Hell, even Eisenhower would wonder WTF? We need midterm elections! Can’t turn back the clock, but we can turn the tide.

1/9/2025, 5:06:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

I know, right? Let’s keep the 12yr old in us all. 🤣🤣✌🏼💯

1/9/2025, 3:48:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s brilliant. I’m going to do that. 🤣🤣🤣

31/8/2025, 2:11:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

Boomers be aware.

31/8/2025, 2:01:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:

30/8/2025, 2:56:35 PM | 19720 6352 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Great point! 💯

30/8/2025, 9:05:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE (@thebandcake.bsky.social) reposted

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

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28/8/2025, 11:06:01 PM | 1395 653 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Motherfuckers!

29/8/2025, 10:22:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Ott, Author (@bubba687.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 12:13:54 AM | 2379 1143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking sad. But, yeah I get it. 🖕🏼GOP!

29/8/2025, 10:20:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Electronic Frontier Foundation (@eff.org) reposted

The best way to avoid phishing attacks is to know how they work and what they’re after. Here’s a primer to get you started. ssd.eff.org/module/how-...

29/8/2025, 7:02:01 PM | 69 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

EFF are the good guys.

29/8/2025, 8:36:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

…and Ted Cruz books his flight

29/8/2025, 4:35:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Motherfuckers!

29/8/2025, 4:27:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

Freedom of speech! www.threads.com/@amay.a100/p...

29/8/2025, 12:08:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

You did right. We’ll all have to speak out. We are the frog in the pot and water is getting warmer.

27/8/2025, 6:42:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

The loss of critical thinking. 😔

27/8/2025, 4:43:50 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Trademark ™️ your face.

26/8/2025, 2:44:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣💯

26/8/2025, 4:52:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

I stock $20 Cabernet on the top shelf as a means to reach beyond expectation. 🍷

26/8/2025, 4:51:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit.

26/8/2025, 4:38:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, man.

26/8/2025, 4:36:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

I say, keep on keeping on. ✌🏼

26/8/2025, 4:34:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I dumped him like a hot load after eating at Taco Bell—what a waste of air.

25/8/2025, 3:32:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

New in PN: Trump’s targeting of Black communities is not a coincidence "Trump has never even pretended he’s the president for the entire United States. He’s the ruler of an overwhelmingly white sub-nation that seeks to subdue the country’s racially diverse urban centers."

23/8/2025, 2:45:07 PM | 3145 1113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Musk had those files during his DOGE spree, passed them to Putin. Trump’s been Kompromat before thinking of running for office—pee-tapes? Keep up the good trouble!

24/8/2025, 12:13:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣🤣 cuz we stuck a banana in his tail pipe?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

24/8/2025, 12:07:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼💯

23/8/2025, 3:27:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣🤣 true dat 💯

22/8/2025, 10:17:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep the pressure going. This useful idiot is an abject failure of humanity and not what Americans strive for. 🖕🏼Trump!

22/8/2025, 10:16:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

🤣🤣🤣💯

21/8/2025, 4:43:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

21/8/2025, 4:40:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣💯

21/8/2025, 4:38:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

“Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him.” Obi-wan Knobi.

20/8/2025, 1:01:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

They do, remember “Russia if you’re listening…?” Trump said on the campaign against Hillary? Putin needed a useful idiot. 🖕🏼Trump.

19/8/2025, 8:16:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah Kompromat. Hillary warned us that Trump was Putin’s puppet. It’s very sad how a lot of people let it slide. When Trump had Lavrov with his envoys visit the White House, no press was allowed nor American translator. No notes were taken and people let it slide. Now the midterms. Pay attention!

19/8/2025, 4:43:51 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE (@thebandcake.bsky.social) reposted

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

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18/8/2025, 4:19:11 PM | 13586 4228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Mr. President Trump, you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a fanboy.”

16/8/2025, 12:51:05 PM | 6321 2227 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, like yesterday. 🖕🏼Trump!

16/8/2025, 9:45:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💯

16/8/2025, 9:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Right? What a gamook

16/8/2025, 12:23:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

“The eyes of the world are upon us” Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower supreme allied commander And this Clown wants a participation trophy. NUTS!

16/8/2025, 9:04:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely!

16/8/2025, 5:15:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

“.. DOGE increasingly looks like a giant joke as the initiative winds up saving essentially zero dollars for US taxpayers .” - Vital Knowledge @politico.com 🇺🇸 www.politico.com/news/2025/08...

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13/8/2025, 9:51:56 AM | 3669 1365 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

13/8/2025, 12:18:08 PM | 2228 929 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit.

13/8/2025, 6:37:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GingerSpice💙 (@thedesertginger.bsky.social) reposted

Don't move on

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12/8/2025, 2:30:40 PM | 466 158 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

✊🏼 🖕🏼Trump!

13/8/2025, 2:47:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

Speak out or sit down Tim Apple

12/8/2025, 4:39:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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11/8/2025, 11:29:14 AM | 2256 1057 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

Absolutely! Keep it going. ✊🏼

11/8/2025, 6:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carter (@baseballhighlights.bsky.social) reposted

Julio Rodríguez decides that Cal Raleigh can’t have all the fun hitting long balls, decides to hit a home run of his own on the very next pitch. Back to back home runs.

10/8/2025, 2:54:11 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carter (@baseballhighlights.bsky.social) reposted

Jen Pawol first ever call behind home plate is going to be a controversial one.

10/8/2025, 6:09:29 PM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! Ladies rock✊🏼💯

7/8/2025, 4:42:58 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

Openly.

7/8/2025, 2:12:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BlueVoter (@bluevoter24.bsky.social) reposted

Someone has a sharp sense of humor.. #humor

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6/8/2025, 6:33:51 AM | 287 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Who’s next? Goering’s statue placed at the entrance of the Girl Scouts headquarters? 🖕🏼Trump!

6/8/2025, 6:58:23 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfectly put. Well said 👏🏼👏🏼💯

5/8/2025, 5:09:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw this on IG. Why is he not in prison? www.instagram.com/reel/DM5de5C...

5/8/2025, 12:01:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

TRUMP & EPSTEIN SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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4/8/2025, 11:28:16 AM | 1862 804 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Wait, wut? Oh yeah, I’m friggen old. 🤣🤣✌🏼 🖕🏼Trump!

3/8/2025, 9:27:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll be glad when that fucker is pushing up daisies.

2/8/2025, 6:03:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. I prefer Jordache.

31/7/2025, 3:19:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect! ‘Love Hayley💯

31/7/2025, 4:47:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Right on!✊🏼

31/7/2025, 4:38:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌸Norma Jeen🌸 (@normajeen.bsky.social) reposted

It's that simple!! #VoteThemOut 💙🩵 @andreadevon.bsky.social @kimberlykayisok.bsky.social @ladybug014.bsky.social @ajaysma888.bsky.social @dpsl.bsky.social @cynphil24.bsky.social @godlessprimate.bsky.social @dkcoon.bsky.social @ferl67.bsky.social @racstp.bsky.social @raykwong.bsky.social

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Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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30/7/2025, 11:37:24 AM | 2588 1082 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

True dat!

30/7/2025, 4:49:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Good Pinot Noir wine there, too!

30/7/2025, 4:33:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

Did some late night recording—no one was awake…until I started singing. 😔

Fender telecasters waiting to go to work.
29/7/2025, 5:01:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you 😅

29/7/2025, 4:57:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Freshmen, apparently.

29/7/2025, 4:54:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s gonna leave a mark. Good that he got up. Sportsmanship. The love of the game. ⚾️ 💯

29/7/2025, 4:52:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

I refuse to fall into despair. We only lose if we don’t fight. 🖕🏼Trump.

28/7/2025, 3:14:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🚨🚨🚨

27/7/2025, 11:35:42 AM | 2739 1021 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💯

27/7/2025, 5:46:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣

26/7/2025, 7:33:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Returning your call. ✌🏼

Rami the wonder dog ready for action.
26/7/2025, 6:02:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect. Chef kiss*

26/7/2025, 6:02:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AnnieForTruth (@anniefortruth1.bsky.social) reposted

#EpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #PedoPresident

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24/7/2025, 12:55:57 PM | 65 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Johnny Quest would be on it like a comet.

25/7/2025, 12:09:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

Russia will continue to disrupt—Trump knows—but they won’t interfere with the Epstein files. And Trump knows that, too.

24/7/2025, 6:57:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

😔

22/7/2025, 6:53:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Gilligan’s island says, “get the hell out! Locals only.” 🖕🏼Trump!

22/7/2025, 3:23:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

It snowballed on Trump…and because he hired the best minds to his cabinet, it’s getting out of control.

22/7/2025, 7:52:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

A primer for the civically ill-informed.

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20/7/2025, 5:37:06 PM | 19037 6690 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

He’s just stating the facts…

19/7/2025, 4:36:37 AM | 13970 6374 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

Yeah man, piss off. 🖕🏼Trump!

19/7/2025, 1:47:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social)

Exactly! How much is, too much? 👇🏻

18/7/2025, 6:51:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Left Of Center Orange Hater (@henshinhal.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh, if litigated imagine the discovery phase.

18/7/2025, 4:53:10 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Elbows up!

18/7/2025, 4:38:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

🇨🇦 👍🏼

18/7/2025, 4:37:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither have folks in Miami www.vanityfair.com/news/epstein...

17/7/2025, 12:04:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

www.vanityfair.com/news/epstein...

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16/7/2025, 10:34:23 AM | 11777 4262 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simpleton 🧐 (@dirtylens.bsky.social) reply parent

Good!

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