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Oh noooooooooo
So, wait. For years, spammers would send emails *claiming* they had done this when they had not. I'm wondering if the makers of this malware created it *because* of all those bogus emails claiming to have done this...
Hemingway could never. #sexrope #neverused #findgreatdealsoncraigslist
I vaccinated my dog and look what happened
I mean if you do zero sleep you’ll die so maybe he’s just kinda averaging it out from there 😂
I’m a lazy curbside pickup shopper but I do clip the coupons at least 😝
which is fine, we're cool and all, but it does explain some of the weird coupons it recommends to me lol
It would appear, unless I am much mistaken and someone else loves bananas and epsom salt as much as he does, that the man I divorced 9 years ago has been using my kroger plus card this whole time
It’s giving Road Rules/Real World, that’s why
Can’t even find the exact sign he had which makes me think he may have made it himself. I’ll get a picture next time we walk by.
Imagine sitting on a plastic lawn chair next to a right wingnut parody of those rainbow “in this house” yard signs and you’re a scrawny 35 yo dude in a dingy white tee with one single tuft of hair swirled around your gleaming scalp, Phil and Lil style.
I finally caught sight of the owner of the only loudly maga house in my neighborhood, and it was an even more mid white man than I had imagined
I just saw someone comment “I love this photo of me” in re: to a pic of their dog. The dog does not love that photo. I’m not even totally sure dogs understand the concept of photos.
I am absolutely a crazy dog person, but people who post on social media in their pet’s “voice” kind of freaked me out a little. Like for the video, sure, but do you have to keep it up in the comments? I’m worried about you.
This is how you know Makary was not involved in caring for COVID patients. Because ANYONE associated with pre-vaccine COVID cases knew it was not like the flu. To the ER at noon with a cough On 6 liters of oxygen by evening High flow oxygen by night Intubated overnight Dead in days. Not the flu.
Dogs are great personal trainers because if a human man YELLED AT ME at 7:45 to get up and take a walk I'd lose my shit but if a dog does it, off we go. I will begrudgingly admit that it seems to be good for me.
Hell yeah
So far his farts have been silent and nearly odorless, he’s above such things 😂
The funniest thing about this dog is that he's like, really offended by farting.
Maybe vaccinating ALL people for highly transmissible infections isn’t such a bad idea 🙄 fox4kc.com/news/covid-1...
😂 I’m also up for some dumb reason. Trying to convince myself and the dog that it is still sleep time.
For me panic attacks are less ragey
This!
For me it’s just like, uncontrollable frustration.
At least he’s got a strong and spicy immune system!
Ooof yeah the first time your body gets to know a germ is rough
Feel better Blob!
I feel this way about car naming. Like I gave mine a name when I bought it but I have never, ever used it.
oooohhhhh well now I actually am kinda sus
Won’t somebody please think of THE PLOT???
BBC News - Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters www.bbc.com/news/article...
I really thought COVID would get him and it would’ve been so fitting
Amen. Also I just hate being sick brah
misfitmentalhealth.substack.com/p/why-are-pe...
The waists are comin' back down!
Oh, I had that once, but then I couldn’t find the office 😭
I have terrible news
please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later
It probably wasn’t mine, but I had a similar experience recently 😂 and actually two of the best selling stickers I make were both from weird dreams. bsky.app/profile/disa...
Unless it’s Meryl Streep and Martin Short. That’s the only celebrity relationship I care about.
How can I tell the TikTok algorithm that I do not give a shit about Taylor Swift getting engaged. I kind of thought they were already engaged if I’m being honest. And I don’t care either way. Like, she’s fine, her music is good, I just seriously don’t care what celebrities do ever.
Nobody calls coffee java anymore. That was just a fun little 90s thing.
It’s the killatrav tag in the corner for me
I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.
It’s after midnight, I’m hungry and I have to pee. But the new dog is laying on me so I have to just keep looking at my phone forever.
Mice are so stressful, especially when you’re the type of person who doesn’t want to kill them. I hate it so much.
Schadenplaya
I was just looking at baby wearing shit for dogs lol
her basketttt
last night at 4 am i was literally googling "is there an anxiety med i can take but only sometimes that won't make me sleepy or weird" and the answer is pretty much "no" lol
Snoop turning out to be a piece of shit is one of the biggest disappointments of my generation
(he is without a doubt a mix, but he looks very chihuahua-y)
And he's not even a small chihuahua! He's like 12 lbs! But his entire foot is the size of my big toe!
I adopted a chihuahua yesterday. How can anything be so small?
I think bugs should just be a general nature autism
Same lol. I want an email with numbered bullet points and then I’m all over it.
When I was applying for jobs, I had a graphic designy one that I sent to graphic design jobs, and then a regular one for everyone else 😝 but these days the advice is generally to make a really simple one that AI can read because everybody’s using AI filter them, ugh.
I still can’t really use it last I checked. But I’m grudgey enough that I don’t care to check that often.
It turned on a dime and I’m mad. I’m not ready.
(alt text because I accidentally hit post too fast: a periwinkle rectangle that says the word "GENDER" in pink at the top, with a slight arch. It is not particularly stylish or avante garde.)
Last night I had a dream where there was an art print on the wall that looked like this. In the dream I thought it was very stylish and avante garde.
Idk if this is helpful but my day job company (alchemy merch) is covering tariff stuff and we do acrylic pins/charms. We did have to raise prices slightly, but at least you know what you’re paying upfront and don’t get any weird surprise bills.
They do it enough to us, it’s nice when you get to fire back
I feel like I still have trust issues from random little dirtbags being passive-aggressive to me in middle school, although the college-age passive aggressive dirtbags didn't help. IF YOU WANNA FIGHT WITH ME JUST FIGHT ME STOP MAKING ME GUESS
I can’t believe this is how OpenAI is marketing ChatGPT, especially in light of high-profile allegations of it causing people to become delusional.
Just to be careful, maybe don’t get on any propeller planes
I don’t know, but if that’s a curse, it’s a pretty slick one. Nice work, Maura’s opps
I never used to mind them, and then I stopped wearing them during the height of Covid and it has been very hard to go back 😂
Just remember: former smoker is a high risk category. That college party cigarette is now your friend. 👍🏻
let's be real, if I was that famous I'd demand a plate of fancy cheese and bowl of fruit everywhere too. But like, where's the baguette?
high presentation please!!! I only like my meats if they look fancy!!!!
what are they doing with all those citrus slices
I always make sure to set expectations very, very low if anyone's coming over for dinner, lol.
I should clarify that this was one of those thoughts you have in that state between sleeping and awake and I posted it within minutes of consciousness. Still kind of a good idea, though.
I have somehow misplaced the ice pack that I’ve used for many years of headaches, and I’m feeling weirdly sad about it, once again proving that I can pack bond with literally any fucking thing
Then everyone needs to start wearing masks again and make their gatherings mask-required and covid conscious. It hasn’t been safe for disabled, immune compromised, etc artists to do indoor events since the pandemic started. Masking is solidarity and community care.
At least one dyer, but I feel like this happened more than once. People would start yarn subscription clubs, and then fall behind and fake their own deaths to get out of it 🤣
Fuck em, they don’t deserve this queen
Hell yeah!
If anyone wants to pay me to write that you know where to find me. I’d have to catch up on the recent stuff but I was there when the old magic was written.
They should write “how to get into X new hobby” books that also catch you up on the drama. Like “How to Knit” but also you get a lore drop on Ravelry and all those dyers who have faked their own deaths.
I think Norman Rockwell's Rosie the Riveter and the woman that everyone thinks is Rosie the Riveter should kiss
EVERYTHING IS ONE GIANT CORPORATION
OK, I’m used to things showing up in an Amazon box when I didn’t order them from Amazon, but why is my Walmart order showing up in a target box??
my favorite part of "I Touch Myself" is when she's like "I honestly do" bc it's like... "haha yeah guys it's a silly joke song...but for real though let's fuck 👀"
Honestly, it makes me happy that it’s gonna go to someone who will treasure the card itself and probably not just resell it
No
WIKIPEDIA HAS BEEN AROUND FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS
And might actually give you accurate information 😭
I don’t understand what Homestuck is and at this point I’m too scared to ask.
Disclaimer xkcd.com/3126/
![Comic. [long message with unreadable text that includes lots of punctuation marks like semi colons and em dashes as well as citations.] Highlighted line at the bottom zoomed in reads: Not ChatGPT output—I’m just like this. [caption] I’ve had to start adding this disclaimer to my messages.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifbqjlfnleuu4jrpvc7q6e43ckn2lqvuv7vdgtuf7e67dw5acy4di@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Hey, does anybody have a get rich quick scheme that works and doesn’t require me to know anything or involve the internet in any way? Let me know.
anybody know a good place to go just scream and scream
whuh....why is she clicking anything?? Why does the bank need to track that??
really should've read the title bc I was confused about how much hair the rest of y'all were getting caught in your old-timey straw boater hats
