We're going to have to update the "I was Not a Nazi Polka."
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We're going to have to update the "I was Not a Nazi Polka."
Trump never picks up the tab. How are people still not understanding who he is?
And we still haven't learned our lesson from the colleges that capitulated and are still getting stripped of funding. Trump does not act in good faith. Giving him what he wants just makes him happier when he fucks you.
RFK Jr. declares war on a medical miracle: the mRNA vaccine. sbee.link/mkgrpvxtue
There's a lot going on, and a lot to argue about. But we should all be able to agree that the shocking levels of incompetence shown in the leadership of our federal government is both historically unmatched, and it hurts all of us.
My kid said he's building a bar in Minecraft, so I'm finally able to give him some useful advice!
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
They don't want any new citizens. They've made that very clear.
Makes it easier to arrest people coming to take the oath of citizenship.
If Bill Clinton is in Epstein Files and the Trump Administration still isn't releasing them, those files must be REALLY bad.
Mobilize the IL National Guard to protect your citizens from a foreign invader.
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
Say what you will about NPR, you can share their articles knowing people will be able to read them, and that's a rarity right now.
For Dems. I suppose I have to specify, since republicans are apparently proud of all of their policies that will kill people.
"Republicans want you dead" could be an effective campaign slogan, with the added benefit of being true.
And like 90% of all medical doctors, I'd wager.
Parody of a Black Keys song about the Drow called, "I'm a Llolthy Boy."
I've been saying this for a while.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
I like to believe it was an attempt to show that Boy isn't actually as smart as he thinks he is, but it's hard to know what is intentional and what is bad writing.
The right wing never have real problems do they. So entitled and privileged that THIS is what they moan about while everyone else is scared for their rights.
Gotta pay the terrorists. It helps when you can give out unlimited government money with no worry about the consequences, since you're burning down the country anyway.
I love how every "Who makes the Kirkland brand?" article for any product is just a couple of guesses and, "We'll probably never know." Truly, I have respect for anyone getting paid to write those, and none for whoever is publishing them.
Obligatory reminder: if you wake up in a room with a bat, you need to get rabies shots, because their bites arenโt always detectable! Carry on!
Regular Weekend: Once 7 PM rolls around, I can make myself a cocktail. Holiday Weekend: A lunch beer sounds great.
So few ads these days have compelling characters and a storyline that really makes you think about which car insurance is best for you.
Theydeported all of the cheap labor, so now they'll make military members be the cheap labor.
They will show their support by throwing dildos at every women's sporting event, I imagine.
It appears he is going to wipe out all life in Earth, maybe?
I thought this 20 years ago, too. Our country is full of shitty people. Good vibes will never change that.
Just a reminder that we never got solid evidence that JD Vance didn't fuck a couch.
Also, I googled the song title to make sure I got it right the first time.
My credentials are I just double checked that I didn't write "Car Stereo."
I don't believe that at all. That's like saying a guy who is afraid of bears jumps into the bear enclosure every time he visits the zoo.
"Car Radio" by 21 Pilots is the best anxiety song.
"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:
We try to be nice, but then he tries to eat us.
Look, I haven't seen trump in person recently. Can we trust the feds to tell us the truth that he's alive? That footage could have been him golfing any of the 500 other times he's gone golfing during his presidency.
we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead
Is it weird I had a playlist called "Cry Songs?"
Tacos aren't anything like a racecar bed.
We're all sons of bitches now.
Sorry, pic is of Tom Waits as Renfield in Brahm Stoker's Dracula.
I'm from Minnesota, so I only follow the Gophers in college football (because I hate myself). Except, since "AUBURN'S GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME!" I have also been invested in Alabama losing in humiliating fashion. Today is a good day.
"Will no longer" since April or so. This isn't a new thing.
Wrong finger is up.
Texas republicans don't care. He's a known criminal, and they vote for him anyway. republicans love electing criminals.
A useful booth at the parade today.
ICYMI โ JUDGE: โThis case represents the consequences of a decades long drumbeat of anti-immigrant sentiment and misinformation being broadcast & broadcast & broadcastโฆโ 2 immigrants shot in Washington, gunman sentenced in June. Barely even a story. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/g...
The reason the sketch worked is because it was barely an exaggeration.
Labor Day weekend. Not a mosquito in sight. Freedy Johnston on the Bluetooth speaker. I'll ignore the country being dismantled for a night or two.
Couldn't ask for a nicer night for a campfire. I don't think I saw a single mosquito tonight.
Can we count on you not voting for any of his nominees going forward?
All I'm saying is if you're a medical professional from outside the United States, you better have your papers in order. Being in the middle of surgery will not save you from deportation.
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
She probably figured she's going to die, so why keep this job?
As the U.S. becomes a fascist dictatorship isolating itself from the world, the United Nations needs to start looking for a new home.
Everyone at the CDC is getting fired or resigning. RFK Jr. wants to ban all vaccines. His idiocy will get millions of people killed.
JD Vance agreed prayer doesn't work while also attacking people for saying prayer doesn't work.
CDC staff shouldnโt have to be doing this. They just want to work to help us all be healthy. Obviously the opposite of what this current regime wants. apple.news/AkV6Hu6ZBTvS...
I wonder if he'll be scolded by the press secretary for saying prayer doesn't work.
A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship. Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.
Just because he won't listen doesn't mean we shouldn't say it. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. should be fired immediately.
I have no problem being insensitive telling people they don't have magic powers. It's insane we're supposed to take that seriously.
It seems to me that if you're firing the head of a department after less than a month for following established health guidelines, you probably aren't interested in people's health so much as getting your way.
Republicans are always the first to say we need to address mental health after a mass shooting, but they never follow through. Itโs just lip service. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
This should have started months ago, but glad to see someone standing up to these thugs.
Seems like removing vaccine access from people who are in good shape is the wrong type of incentive.
If something happened to be daughter and in response I was told that she is now "with the person who loved her the most," you could not hold me legally liable for what I would do next.
Republicans would prefer that we all die. Absolute insanity.
Oh, good, I can get back to forgetting Cracker Barrel exists.
He's trying to excuse his own miserable life of rape, theft and extortion.
If your employees can't speak up when catastrophe is looming, youre a tyrant.
Is it weird that the President of the United States is making marketing decisions for mid-tier restaurants?
This is absolute insanity.
"As Secretary of the Interior, I would remiss if I didn't mention that Trump eats the moon and drinks the sky, and they both go with him when he dies."
Or the residents of the city he sent troops in to occupy.
I call women assholes instead of the female coded insults. It feels better.
Non-fascists don't consider sending military troops to their own cities at all.
Just like in Ukraine, right?
Harris was a great candidate, poised and compelling, and became a pretty fucking amazing orator. Walz was charming and plain spoken. The voters saw that. They saw a malignant sentient fart cloud. And they chose the fart cloud. I donโt know what to tell you people.
REALLY? Worse than you imagined? So, what - everyone at the Wall Street Journal is either a liar or a total moron, is that it? BECAUSE WE ALL KNEW IT. We didnโt HAVE to imagine it. WE FUCKING TOLD YOU SO. www.huffpost.com/entry/wall-s...
I respect that you were able to focus on the whole post through that rambling aside about some dude's hair.
Sorry, a pedophilic sexual harasser. I had erroneously assumed that someone calling himself "Big Balls" was also a 15 year old.
I guess it never occurred to me that donkeys would have bigger penises than horses, or that the amount of semen between the two would be an important distinction.
I was so excited that my Lowes has the 40 lb. bag of bird seed again. They haven't had them for over a year!
No. There also isn't a replacement for sir and ma'am.
People keep telling me this guy is smart, actually, but I've seen no evidence of that.
Considering China Mieville is a fairly successful writer, that advice seems suspect.
Eenie Meany is exactly the small budget type of movie I'd like to see a lot more of. Just a fun and forgettable small time heist movie. Samara Weaving is great as her regular competent and exasperated type of character. Check it out.
Wow, it's like the child rapist has a skewed sense of what is right and wrong. Crazy.
We all sort of hoped that being a basic and mediocre joke poster would lead to us being praised as a savior.
She's a child rapist. Her sense of what is decent is obviously not something we should put any trust in.
republicans are not only incapable of doing good, it's almost like they must actively shit on and destroy any good thing that exists.
A thing that made me smile at the #MNStateFair is you can donate blood and get a flu shot. Like, it's the Fair, but you can also do some good and get errands run while eating 2 weeks worth of food.
If a convicted sex trafficker of children ever talked about how great of a guy I was, I'd categorically deny it.
Trump is an evil person abetted by evermore loathsome people.
"We're gonna bulldoze all of the dirty flower gardens and replace them with clean concrete slabs."
Here's how prosecutors described Ghislaine Maxwell in a pretrial motion during her criminal trial: "The defendant's willingness to brazenly lie under oath about her conduct โฆ strongly suggests her true motive has been and remains to avoid being held accountable for her crimes."