jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
I hope each and every follower comes to regret following me
23 - they/it - mild to moderate sexual deviant - 🔞 - icon by @barladera.bsky.social
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I hope each and every follower comes to regret following me
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
I wish there was a different gender neutral prefix that wasn't mx bc as much as I'd like to say just don't use that on me its kind of inevitable and my only real choices in the bulk of interactions with people are misgendering or something that feels like the consolation prize of social respect
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
tbh you're so real for this
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
realizing that theres a strong chance that people live within a realistically small distance from me is fucked tbh. none of you should ever have a chance of encountering me irl
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
Ough this is GOOD
Azure Skunktoy (@sqkyjett.bsky.social) reposted
I should also be locked as a busty skunk toy all month shouldn't I? Who better to oblige making me one other than @kippz.bsky.social 💛
Lucas - Koekoek (@koekoekshark.bsky.social) reposted
So apparently it's also #skunktember! So why not share some of this lovely goodness @kippz.bsky.social drew up for me last year~ Lucas getting nice andcomfortable in his new look~
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
they might be giants? are they or are they not? what if they weren't giants. what if you showed up and they were normal people. wouldn't you feel sad? wouldn't you feel foolish?
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
GRRRAH I WANNA GET RUINED I WANNA GET FUCKED UP I WANT SOMEONE TO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DECIMATE MY PSYCHE AND PHYSIOLOGY INTO A SIMPLE EMPTY THING
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
<- desperate whore
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
My big secret is that I have most kinks, it just depends on the context
Marshall! (@vulpethere.bsky.social) reposted
Hello citizens! Please [CONTINUE] on your patterns. Do not [SLOW DOWN] your enjoyment of our announcements. [STOP] thinking for yourself and throb uselessly!
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
He's peak!!!
Marshall! (@vulpethere.bsky.social) reposted
realized it's not in my media tab so let me introduce you to Marshall with this art - he's a traffic egregore-cryptid that appropriates the lights and signage you're already used to following to get you to behave yourself 🎨 is @deerelliot.bsky.social
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Usually I don't fw skunks on the face of it but make em rubber/drones and I will be begging for the full conversion
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
Certified classic honestly
Oops, goo frog (DarkOverord) (@goopgoonthing.darkoverord.info) reposted
Oh it's September is here so skunk time I did this in 2020 enjoy again I suppose! darkoverord.info/2020/09/18/s...
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
if you have recs for the latter hmu......
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
being completely non essential in a labor context is great
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Money had, gay shit desired, no ideas or artists in mind :(
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Replaying hollow knight a bit prior to silksong is just making me want a bug oc
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
Get it!!
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
Me going feral when the mostly rubber outfit has glowing decals
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
Even better :]
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Lrt is like, fucking peak hypnokink uniform
Soren (@shadowwyrm.bsky.social) reposted
He glimpsed the shadowed figure, before all turned to green, and he awoke in a cramped room, detained, in front of a monitor. The machinery let him free, clad in a skintight suit. Approaching the exit, there he was again. "Welcome home." "Thank you, master..." FIN Thanks again @hyenaface.bsky.social
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
One rooms worth of tail growth for every day of skunktember
Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker (@robmacwolf.thevoice.dog) reposted
Reminder that PayPal is now shutting down people's accounts for protesting, which CANNOT possibly be legal. Keep calling, here's the updated info: stop-paypros.neocities.org
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
real....
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno why you'd apologize thats p much exactly the kind of account I wanna follow
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
labor day. pregnant or something
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
mild clair obscur spoilers sobbing, crying, crumbling in agony, expedition was erased after this
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Drone conversion via dropping my ass on your face so hard your snout slips in and permaseals in rubber
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Oops, permanent seal and an inescapable programmed urge to fuck the free will out of your psyche
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
sudden intense desire to be a fat cocked four armed drone ahaaah
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Unfortunately may have to face the reality that I'm more sub than dom, given rn I'm just thinking someone should formlock me into something of their choice for their entertainment
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
I will buy you free video game when it comes out slime
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
happy skunktember......
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
chat its literally free video game
Gzi (@gzifoyd.bsky.social) reposted
It’s time for #Skunktember! And sitting on big squishy rubber skunk tails is a great way to get in the mood. Gzi better get comfy! That dronesuit isn’t letting him out all month~ 🎨: @kippz.bsky.social
Barladera (@barladera.bsky.social) reposted
EMERGENCY COMMS need to help out my parents with a construction fee, any type open till Thursday, any character accepted. feel free to DM or fill out the form for a quote
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
I think trusty is my least favorite word in the English language
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
art isn't when the final product is 'good' art is when you sob 3 times during the creation process because your meager wretched hands could never capture the beauty your soul desperately wants to shine onto your chosen medium
foxyoreos (they/them, commissions open) (@foxyoreos.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This is getting shared a *lot*, so I want to really encourage direct action. You can call a payment processor using information at stop-paypros.neocities.org Calling is important for them - each call to their support costs them money. The goal is literally to cause them trouble until they yield.
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
its absolutely batshit so I'm gonna gift a copy to whomever cause I wanna pay the devs more
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
silksong is gonna be $20 apparently which is clinically insane so any oomfs wanna play that? I'm gonna buy two copies and gift one off
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
One of my most palpable regrets is not asking for my wisdom teeth after I got them removed, I'm so upset about that
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
I STILL don't have any art of my sona in a dress, what the shit past me
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
whats the surprise...
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
something something you in ballet boots, inflatable dresses, permanent spacesuits, etc
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
its actually funny as hell to me like, her head is fucking huge and shes literally got the stick figure frame
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
been looking into silksong for the first time ever really and why she do that
Sleezy (@sleezyslob.bsky.social) reposted
New restaurant called "Primal Chomp" opened up recently, let's get a good bite to eat!
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Rare instance of having no distinct ideas or moods rn. Its never been so over
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
considering republicans are trying to traffic children literally as we speak, “we will protect your children from republicans” is a broadly applicable goal that seems easy to sell but i guess we don’t talk about child safety at the kitchen table?
JAQQQLN 🐇🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 🔞 (@jaqqqln.gay) reposted
The paypros and fake "banks" all seem to be getting pretty vindictive & retaliatory atp. This was inevitable. They want to discourage & demoralize us, but they're only pissing us off. Let them know how pissed off you are.
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
This look FUCKS
RubberBuns 🔜 EF (@rubberbuns.bsky.social) reposted
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jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
I want more insane gay eliksni shit tbh
GRIN (@dragooncircus.bsky.social) reposted
comm for @ultiudon.bsky.social ! Cursed artifact be apon ye(or is it a blessing? Tf cw
Nox.. The Void Dragon (@blueboye.com) reposted
Time for some voidbold drone suits!!!!! Collect me some princes and noxite crystals~~ 💜
paw influencer 🐉🐾 (@slitfucker.bsky.social) reposted
irreversibly brainwashes you. as a treat
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Vomits cutely
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
Just look in the mirror
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
thinking up weird nonsense for my pathfinder character and considering the very real possibility that if someone tried to romance them they'd be like "lmao you can't romance a corpse dude, I'm not even a person who deserves agency"
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
That'd be a really solid starter tbh
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
I see peak, I express my appreciation
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
what if I had really big tits
z e n o 🔜 MWFF ‘25 (@zenocoyote.bsky.social) reposted
Seems like @fernier.bsky.social is doing experiments on my shapeshifting powers. I’m sure she doesn’t have ANY nefarious motives. <<; 🎨: @redpixxxie.bsky.social
ThirtyHelens🔞 (@thirtyhelens.bsky.social) reposted
If you're in the states, the Better Business Bureau is your friend
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
I am envious, but alas 😔
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
I'm way too volatile and feral to consider it as a legitimate possibility but having my online presence permanently overwritten with a nulled rubber version of someone else's sona is an idea that fucking ruins me
Lufina 🌲🌿 (@lufinabina.bsky.social) reposted
I cannot overstate just how awful this stupid fucking bill proposal is - adding backdoors into encryption on OS level - "sniff" every single message before it gets encrypted AND SAVE IT CENTRALLY - let a goddamn hallucinating "AI" mark people as criminals it needs to be stopped, post haste
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
like $70+ of tips 😔😔😔
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
devastating, may have lost out on all my tips bc I left at exactly the time I was scheduled for
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
real!!!
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
eating some one day blinding stew rn
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
thats fucked up :(
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
bro literally tried to give tenna the "stop feeling bad you're an object who doesn't deserve it :)" he's kind of a fucked up dude also real shit he's still hiding some big shit I KNOW IT
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
thats kinda fucked up dude
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
why :(
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean shit neither am I I'm still guessing xenomorph personally
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
xenomorph has seniority imo also, boring
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, if we're basing it on my standards its gotta be at least *reasonably* inhuman looking Like imo if you're thirsting over orcs then you're not a monsterfucker you just wanna have sex with a large green man Baseline like, klingon at MINIMUM
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
this is not indicative of personal taste btw I'm measuring based on like, orgasms per capita
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
what from an objective perspective is like, THE most fuckable fictional alien species I'm guessing xenomorph prolly
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
Is it evil of me to say that I do think it would be cool for trump to get his leg amputated
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social)
unfortunate that of pf2es two "you died then decided not to do that" backgrounds, one has negative healing but is otherwise less meaningfully concerned with dealing the implications of that, and the other has no negative healing but its more overt about the "yeah you're kind of a corpse" thing
Stove (@thestove2.bsky.social) reposted
See? I knew you'd look awesome with a spiky collar~ Don't mind my grin, I swear the curse on it isn't that bad! Art by @100racs.bsky.social <3
jeans (@discoshitbird.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly iconic