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jeans @discoshitbird.bsky.social

this is not indicative of personal taste btw I'm measuring based on like, orgasms per capita

aug 30, 2025, 10:04 pm • 3 0

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Axel θΔ @axeltheaussie.bsky.social

Are we going fullblown teratophilia cuz other wise it’s probably like, the vulcans from star trek lmao

aug 30, 2025, 10:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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jeans @discoshitbird.bsky.social

I mean, if we're basing it on my standards its gotta be at least *reasonably* inhuman looking Like imo if you're thirsting over orcs then you're not a monsterfucker you just wanna have sex with a large green man Baseline like, klingon at MINIMUM

aug 30, 2025, 10:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Axel θΔ @axeltheaussie.bsky.social

That’s why it’s important to establish baselines lol. Also yeah I do wanna have sex with large green men but I also wanna have sex with inconceivable tentacle monsters so I’m not representative of the average

aug 30, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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jeans @discoshitbird.bsky.social

I mean shit neither am I I'm still guessing xenomorph personally

aug 30, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view