BECAUSE HE COULDN’T GET *THE FALCONS JOB*
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BECAUSE HE COULDN’T GET *THE FALCONS JOB*
It's the seasoned pro at Street Fighter losing to some goofy ass Blanka, doing shit that shouldn't work because it's obviously bad, but the pro is stunned and loses.
In a quick summary, a numbers guy who got an election year electoral vote perfectly predicted (one time) and has ridden that into a career. Or, A dumbass who got a figurative lotto ticket and made it everyone's problem ever since.
Frogged*
*decays slowly*
The Skibidi Toliet thing threw my ass for a loop last halloween...
My plane gets in at 6:40, I can make it. Also, it's downtown, I'm not too worried. XD
I'm surprised no one drew a dick.
I will absolutely be there, even if I have to run down Grand at 10 mph to get there from my hotel. (Cause I fly in Thursday night and why the hell wouldn't I?)
They about to get frogged.
It was a 4 lbs rack, and I'll be honest, they were a bit dry. It's not my best work. There were 15, my old man and me ate 5 each. Please don't drag me if they look bad.
Bluesky helped make Haley Brown and The Last Royal a reality, when Twitter couldn't do fuck all for me and burned down. I've had more, done more, been more, in the two years I've been on this platform than I did on Twitter. All the death posts, my god, it must be a monthly thing. Fight me.
@sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
Take it.
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
Ribs are almost done, I'll save you a plate.
Any comics pros around that would be willing to read volume 1 of my UltraMax comic and possibly give a pull quote for the second volume I am about to launch on Kickstarter?
What's crazy is the guy replys with the *same* response about needing growth and investors and unsustainability of the platform, to every single answer given. Does he even like it here? If he's so afraid of this place shrinking or dying, offer up suggestions, not bitch about "We need growth."
A wolf poster? You? Nahhhhhhhh. No way.
Now I want that horse with the fucking laser eyes, but not just any horse. The six legged horse Odin rides from Final Fantasy with Odin just ending a dude. Ughhhh, *mutters under his breath how rad that would have been*.
I feel bad for shoehorning the guy into every Sci-Fi project, but Denis Villeneuve, it's time to bring back more 80s nostalgia!
I've re-read these books twice, and now I can *see* Rangi. This is so good.
Far too high concept for Michael Bay, but I like the direction more than we got.
Tbf, the double feature of KPDH/Superman just lifts you right out of whatever is getting you down. I can not wait to buy it on 4K and just rewatch it a bunch.
So many of y'all are damn amazing and fun. Thank you guys for persisting against all odds and making joy in this world.
Me when i get fired by an American company so i can start spelling words like honour correctly when i write
I'm not an artist, but I did a lot of film and photography, so I think that counts? Reference and Piece (Art by @minervafoxart.bsky.social )
Share the last movie you watched (Kpop Demon Hunters). Listen, I know it's a problem, but everyone is having to deal with it, okay?
Good night
"Intentional Grounding isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco
I do some pretty solid reference shots for my own projects, would love some pointers on who else I should ask if I need something specific.
$30, cause they over charge. Unless it's that Pizza Hut Triple Treat, that was value.
bsky.app/profile/cere... I thought you were chilling out for the day...
Meanwhile, last night the Cougs beat the Vandals only getting 3 rushing yards and I'm still lost on how tf we won.
@cerealpancake.bsky.social will also be there. You two should absolutely hang.
John Wick would kill guys in ways that wouldn't be thought possible in this house.
youtu.be/LQNKhY7ws48?... This is what *actually* happened.
Vivi is just really fair, really balanced.
My friend is born on Halloween, so I sent this to them out if principle. bsky.app/profile/jack...
We're both wrong. It was a Casino in Switzerland. Montreux Casino - Wikipedia share.google/ShZHwZLKcwwx...
Smoke on the Water is about Deep Purple being kinda pissed the hotel they were staying at burnt down.
Dibs on Ares going for the Terminator 2 lowering sequence and everyone clapping because no one found Jared Leto endearing, so relief is washing over the audience.
That last bit nearly had me choking on my sandwich.
71 hours left to make $3.5k 💀 Was it bad planning to schedule our final days over Labor Day Weekend? Maybe. Please support our book at www.kickstarter.com/projects/dil...
Day 3 of #dragoncon! How many can you check off?
![Comic-Con Artist BINGO Nah, I don't read comics. [Places drink and/or purse on top of your art ] Can you whip up a drawing for me real quick? [ Pee-Pee Dance in absurdly long bathroom line ] I can't even draw a straight line! [Teenager mob parks it in front of your table ] You got any Walking Dead /Deadpool/ Avengers stuff? [Snaps a pic of your work and walks away 1 Do you know where [famous celeb's] table is? So, what do you actually do for a living? Whatcha got that's free? [Socially awkward attendee tells you life story 1 [Startling Joker cackle from off in distance ] Can you draw ME? [Spotting a volunteer only when you don't need them ] Wait, you DREW that yourself? [Regret not bringing lunch after eating overpriced chicken fingers] Meh, I could find that cheaper elsewhere. [Beg other artists for color marker you forgot ] [Adorable child makes your day ] [Internal celebration for making back your table costs ] Wow, your stuff looks great! I'll be back later!* [ Cosplayer photo shoot session blocks traffic 1| Man, if only I was born with talent like you. *..not.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:whcuf4mu2dsqq2hwbdhx7voi/bafkreiersgmkdizeudoafl25raeetpawx5g3xbpcdqvumxbywkhnx5dwe4@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Seeing @kim-hu.com back for like... an hour, just reminds me of the early days where Kim's shitposting and art were the whole cloth of this site. Now it's less, and I get it, but there's a foundation in this house, built on Tony Masters ass, and I still can't get enough.
Brb, renting a pool and getting a straw basket.
Da’Realyst Clark kickoff return TD from yesterday. Heisman campaign starts now.
You want me to do Ryan Reynolds? youtu.be/lAcK7MTBwlI?...
Michele deserves a break. And you can give her one by pledging just 8 dollars to get a comic. 8 dollars today gives one person a day off. Hell, you could do even better, give $15 whole dollars and get a physical copy of the book! You could get the @skyepatridge.bsky.social cover!
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She thinks it's a heavy sprain, which... man. But it won't require surgery, so I got that going for me.
I'm lucky, at my gym, a trainer's dayjob is physical therapy. She helped me book an appointment at her clinic with a guy who does shoulder rehab for athletes. I'm just lucky my insurance is covering some of it.
I pulled something in my shoulder on a Thursday ago. It has hurt for 10 days.
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
If anyone wants to tell me it's going to be okay, go ahead because I am shaken right now.
Man, a nightmare involving chestbursters with the Robin Williams quote from Jumanji. Christ. youtu.be/ZPGzPHzdU2Q?...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watto can I do for you today senpai
Dude knows everyone is dragging on his ass in the mentions.
Two people to take the ring to Mordor? No questions asked.
You know Bama fans are not having it when they lose on the 1st game of the season. No one is sitting at Simpson's table on Sunday.
Who was it saying it didn’t feel like home over here yet because I would like to show them this
My CD rack finished and ready to mount. It looks just like I imagined and I’m pleased that my plan didn’t take too long to pull off! It cost about 100 bucks all in and, after looking up premade solutions online, that is a sweet deal. No more accidental roll-overs destroying my music from now on.
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Two people to take the ring to Mordor? Hour and a half. Tops.
Let’s say I’m talking about Democrats. I might as well be. But for anyone who needs to hear it? I’m pretty good at words. There are no right words. It’s okay to realize that.
The Moe meme, but it's a bottle of champagne instead of a noose. "Not today old friend."
If it's $75 with a $25 increase, you take your original total, divide it by the increase and that's your percentage. Ergo 75 / 25 = 3 or in this case 33.333 (math people can destroy me if they wish). A 25% increase of 75 would be $83.25.
I unfortunately do not have extra cash at the moment with two conventions bearing down on me in the next two weeks. T_T
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I can
I have a rolodex of "Guys" and it's awesome. I'm the "Computer" guy and get called in to fix and diagnose any computer issues.
Oh my god, yes. I will absolutely take one.
[walks in fashionably late with a matcha latte]
Bro what the FUCK youtu.be/n89NFtIUWDI?...
It was Spartacus moment when I realized how many mascots were actually on my campus.
Brazil: Beach shots with pensive detective. Japan: Flashback to suspect committing the crime changing as the case gets closer to being solved. Australia: The killer is an axe.
for the honmoon
@edsbs.bsky.social
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There's a possibility that Trump died, so in Bluesky fashion, obscure character + sexy pose = to celebrate the possibility and maybe bring it to reality.
The tradition is to draw the arrival in front of St Peter. How will cartoonists manage this one when it happens?
This world is too big and too weird for it not to be a thing.
What a weird ass time to wake up randomly and check Bluesky. There's Watto's everywhere, Trump might be dead? Man. I told myself if that man died, I'd allow myself one beer after 5 years of sobriety. Wild week.
Never change, you beautiful shit poster.
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Life in 2025:
You could withdrawal it all as pennys, put it in a bag and throw it through their window. That'd do more imo.
(Points like a madman) This is what I keep talking about in animation and everyone’s real damn comfortable with it not only existing but actively taking new liberties with every new project
You could do it if you realized you have more power than this entire gd platform you mook.
First, congrats to you. Second, HELL YEAH.
I'd like to announce that I served as a translator on Super Robot Wars Y. This series has been a longtime favorite of mine, and it was a dream of mine for many years to work on it. I'm beyond honored to have had this opportunity to work on one of them with such a fantastic localization team.
This feels like a tiktok bit and I want to see it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdrO... This is my life on Thursday as I gear up to leave.
It’s friday and somehow we are only $65 away from crack $4k in just 3 days, and almost at 80% Join the gay FUN, more info linked below! Tagging the staff @fellhound.bsky.social @longtalljodie.com @heatherantos.bsky.social @skyepatridge.bsky.social (soon) + logo designer Kiela Sibal with no bsky
oh are we talking about Jerry Jones today?
Sorry for ranting, this just makes me infuriated because it sucks away something that could be a huge experience for anyone. As a kid, I went to Disneyworld like three times, I had the hat and shirt and rode all the rides. Knowing more things getting taken away because you're poor just sucks.
Life isn't fair, something I've accepted with bitterness and consternation. Life is also about experiencing things and hopefully finding something in those moments. If Disney is selling that to the highest bidder, they lost me. The line about "When you wish upon a star" is so correct, it's painful.