So this aged like fine milk after I fell asleep.
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So this aged like fine milk after I fell asleep.
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Emmanuel Riveria still getting ABs on the Orioles is as big a Fuck You as Mikey can deliver.
I am going to yeet a motherfucker when Mateo is on the roster over J. Jackson in March.
I mean, I personally was shocked that the windows could open. But I would have just assumed they were, you know, sealed. Not that they were just too heavy to move. And that is the lie I would have used.
and knowing this country, his approval rating will go up 4 points for "just having the guts to say what we all are thinking." EDITORS NOTE: THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST DOES NOT CONDONE THE USE OF THAT WORD AND DOES NOT THINK THAT WAY.
The birb demands scritches. Scritches have been delivered.
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I loved the Markakis "ya know" count when he was the interview
Of course Akin strikes out Arraez to win the game because baseball loves to fuck with me.
Yes, I turned off my TV as soon as that quail fucker was shown walking in to blow the save.
Probably got orders from Mike to let his MAGA buddy have the job.
Tony Methhead is so going to let Akin get walked off on, isn't he?
I already had muted the sound for a call earlier and hadn't unmuted. Good to know I made the right call. So tired of every holiday in this country being forced to be military worship. Fucking Arbor day next to be about how Da Trupz allow us to enjoy nature?
Manny Machado is being v. rude to his old team in the field tonight.
How did J. Jackson languish at AA for years?
I think the nerdcast is done for the year anyway
Hope that's just a sprain
Mayo was choking up on the bat and look at that! A controlled swing!
Can J. Jackson play 1B? Because his bat needs to stay in the lineup and 3B is occupied when all are healthy.
I am going to withhold full bust declaration until he gets a competent hitting coach.
I won't put him fully there until he gets out from the thumb of Cody Asche coaching, but it's not looking good.
Mayo is starting to approach bust territory.
The day pitch framing is wiped out will be a glorious day for baseball. I am tired of these dillweeds behind the plate calling strikes when the catcher moves the glove a full foot.
Hey, meatball manager. Maybe don't have the guy you want as your ace next season throw 60 pitches in 2 innings in his 2nd start back from major elbow surgery?
This start is the reminder that coming back from TJS is not a smooth road.
Let's be real. This regime is so leaky we will know within minutes.
The best Dominican named Samuel to ever play for the Orioles.
O'Hearn with a hit. Manny with a web gem. Baseball is a dick.
God I cannot wait for ABS. Pitch 2 was a called strike.
Hey, head injuries to the GM count as injuries
I hope Kershaw is in line for Sunday. I would like to see him pitch in person one time before he retires.
Oh no I read it correctly from the start.
I do want to see Vance forced to actually decide to invoke the 25th or not.
So when does Elon get sent back to South Africe, or is that not qwhite what he means?
Who runs a wellness center in the depths of hell?
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Nope. He wants riots so he can declare matrial law and suspend the constitution.
Yadi Molina never exist? What about Salvy Perez?
If he was born one day later, he would have been born in 2010. One day doesn't seem that much different, but that would be really painful to actually see.
They can call it the department of unicorn farts for all I care. Just dont go begging for recognition as a peace maker when you name a department after the literal opposite of peace.
"Give me the Nobel Peace Prize!" -man literally changing the name of a department from a defensive name to offensive name.
It will take longer to edit that cut than the combined time Spurs spent on attack that match.
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Playing good teams so buried out of sight.
I did something to mess up both kneed today. One knee is manageable with a limp, but both knees? Not fun.
Losing Jon Miller was one of Peter's worst sins as owner.
This umpire is ass
Basallo first dongA
These Booking dot com commercials that imply hating a team means you have to hate the city suck so much ass. That said, fuck Pittsburgh as a city.
Dude is definitely in his own head, but the spread sheet doesn't tell Mike what to do about this.
Can we move J. Jackson to leadoff? Or is that not in Mikey's plan.
STOP TRYING TO TAKE 3RD ON GROUNDERS TO THE LEFT SIDE. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS.
And that's another loss on the board.
Fox telling me the Orioles are on next. I do not appreciate that threat.
I am so sorry to hear that for you
Oh thank you for saving my spine.
Devin. Hester. Jr. Naw fuck off, man. I refuse.
Spurs deserve to be behind, but this ref has been awful.
I mean, ignoring that Frank is a prove PL manager, did they watch the 2nd half of I think it was Brighton at home last season?
This game has been very Ange
And this is why I refused to believe.
If it tanks any hope of Manso getting the job, it's worth it.
I don't believe it, but a comms person could be doing posting, so that isn't proof he isn't [redacted]
Nope. Not getting my hopes up. That vampire will reapear with an executive order stripping everyone hoping for IT of citizenship.
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This was the correct decision last night.
Catie Griggs might be a sleeper agent from the Nationals to try to destroy the Orioles fanbase
Or,
I probably have enough give away shirts over thr years to cover a 20 game plan of sickos nights* *gut growth permitting.
Unfortunately, I don't think the Quad is happening. We will get done in by mighty Grimsby in the League Cup Final.
Maybe there is belief that Elias would have too much say in the day-to-day team and a good manager doesn't want that burden?
10 years after it happened before. Time is a flat circle.
Just give me the club announcement. Ive been "here we go" burned twice already.
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Are we really going to end up with a DH getting MVP in the NATIONAL LEAGUE in consecutive seasons?
I don't know if Manso had him going no matter what or if Carlson is just an idiot, and frankly I don't care. Neither of them should be on the 2026 squad anyway.
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT YOU MORONIC FUCKWEASEL.
Don't give me false hope you dingos.
It doesn't matter who you are playing. A 1-7 homestand is a disgrace. 2-6 isn't any better.
I still remember DC wonks trying to chastise Capitals fans for going to the 2018 Stanley Cup parade instead of freaking out about Trump 1.0. Like we were supposed to be more upset just because of where we live, I guess?
I got a free ticket to that game because I worked in Redskins territory at the time and was the only Ravens fan at the office. So when they had a free ticket from a client, I was offered the ticket. It wss great.
"...that make Texas the envy of the nation." Sorry, I couldn't hear over the sound of my states functioning power grid.
Puppers makes this acceptable.
Which of course means they are putting up a dozen becusae baseball is dumb.
Plz delete. You are ruining the fun.
I'll make a deal. Everyone involved in the regime spends the next 90 years in Rikers, and they can limit mail in voting.
I never plan to own a pickup. If I find myself needing one, I'll rent it. Ill only buy one if I somehow end up in construction/contracting as a job and it would make sense.
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Tony also fucked the game Saturday leaving Enns in for Walker despite having a righty ready. Dude just has 0 baseball IQ. Maybe promoting a shitty 3B coach to manager wasn't going to ever work.
At least Mayo is putting up a fight
Manso should not even be allowed to finish the season. He is truly that bad.
He's been trying for 5 years but Mikey needs to keep his fascism buddy around
Fire Elias and hire a non-fascist so we can cut Akin loose.
Fuck you Tony you dumb mother fucker leaving in this shit stain of a pitcher.
Could have started the 8th with a fresh arms. But nah. That wouldn't be Tony. Can't be having relievers enter clean innings.