They specifically recruited their surgeon general BECAUSE he’s a quack. This was always going to happen to Florida. Trash ass state.
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They specifically recruited their surgeon general BECAUSE he’s a quack. This was always going to happen to Florida. Trash ass state.
Loving it
I love this for her. A traitor to her service and all around tri-county champion cunt.
The coward is sending grade school teachers and mechanics who miss their families to Navy Pier and the Mag Mile, not soldiers to Englewood and Garfield Park.
“🤔moving my hands around while I talk makes me look like a leader…” The race to the middle is a race to the bottom. Hey, maybe having Shane Gillis perform at the DNC convention would help 🙃
How bout that. Staying dry! bsky.app/profile/rexh...
If the 2pm announcement happens on time I’ll jump off a bridge into the Illinois River.
Personally responsible for murdering numerous Day Baseball Beers at @niseilounge.bsky.social. It’s a bloodbath of Malört and au jus flowing through the streets. Pandemonium.
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2:00 p.m.?
To Ye? Pass.
All of Chicago for Steelers @ Jets this weekend
Melania: Donald, this is why I don’t stay. Your pants are full of poo. Guy who pooped his pants: No they aren’t. Euro call girl: Give me the pants and I’ll show you. Donny Jaggoff: What pants?
Translation: “The black man was president and it hurt my tiny dick fee fees.”
Fuck that traitor. No parade of dipshitery will change the fact she asked for what she got.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK! WE DID IT!
Any CO worth a darn likely gave them a priority 1 order: shut the fuck up and then after that continue to keep shutting up. A percentage are probably loving it. Majority just want to get back to their real lives without getting discharged.
If @democrats.org knew how to message THIS would be front and center of every ad and could sway many military families to finally see what Republicans and this potus actually think about them.
Solid recruitment video here in case anyone is talented enough to make this into a hard rock montage
@chrislhayes.bsky.social can’t decide if this is same as it ever was shit that is unique to the Bears or if every NFL org misses on guys this poorly.
Lawn enforcement
jfc 🤦♂️
Thank HEAVENS we solved the greatest problem of our era: Cracker Barrel branding.
I guess every other cream who let him fall in the draft was right 🤷♂️
Daaaayamn! You went and took a whole g from that homophobe. Vicious.
While Newsome enjoys posting memes my governor is out here spitting hot fire. I don’t think billionaires should be a thing, but JB is the best of the bunch.
Fail to see the problem here. Picture of health.
apart from electing a black president nothing has driven more Americans irrevocably insane than the requirement that they participate in the collective good
Sure, Hitler negotiated his brains out, and then we negotiated tf out of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, leading Hirohito to unconditionally negotiate.
Would you watch this movie?
Me working the Colby Jack portion of my WPT construction
Happy Friday, Illinois
My “my pedophilia alibi is herself a pedophile” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
Thing about Bolton’s house getting raided by the corrupted FBI is Trump absolutely raped underage girls on Epstein island.
They took out the Cracker *and* the Barrel?!?!?!
Stephen “Bitch Ass” Miller’s worst nightmare:
👋 plenty of us feel captive. All of our everything is here (family, established careers, housing investment etc.) If I may provide just my own experience. While I make efforts in my community to call out the bs when I see it leaving my small business empty and marching daily won’t solve the problem.
The eternal question @chicago.suntimes.com
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…here… 🤗🙃🫠
Not sure yet how they feel about my proposed federal law stating all citizens must reflexively shout “Cunt!” any time they here the word “trump” for the remainder of human existence.
BREAKING: a conservative local PD cop I just treated agreed that cooperate crime being properly charged and sentenced would result in a steep reduction in many of the petty crimes he arrests undocumented workers for. There is common sense ground to share with people you generally disagree with.
2014 Me:
Garden tomato BLT season is upon us!
Nailed it, casting department of Parks & Rec. Bravo. Needed “thoughtless dumb dumb” and truly hit it out the park. (See there wocka wocka)
i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
Conservatives only care about zygotes
The Ian Wheeler game
Outside our favorite wine spot in Venice was right by a floating veggie market. We work out a deal and park our barge (The Brew & Moo) right along side it. Boom.
Super Bears Super Bowl
Maybe arrest Putin, too.
Should be arresting that stain on humanity
Right up the road from me. Want us to grab you a couple two tree?
Big medical/insurance remains emasculated and threatened by a brilliant and determined woman who saved millions of lives. They’re still trying to stop Katalin Karikó from being properly recognized and they’re still trying to keep you sick enough to profit off of. US med system in a nutshell.
It’s all perspective, I suppose. We have two enlisted sons and it pains us to know these actions will lower the quality of their peers and superior officers. Making our military less capable and more MAGA isn’t a good thing from where I stand and these stunts will cause that.
Windsor isn’t bad 🤷♂️
The quality of our military? Am I reading that right?
Looking at yooou, ACA.
One more #ETTD situation: DoD Edition Our military ranks are going to suffer greatly due to these reckless pointless media stunts.
Lots of people have cheese in both their lunch and dinner, right?
Very thank you sir may I have another of them.
Was witness to the biggest crime in DC over the past year.
The craziest part about Trump’s DC law enforcement power grab is that man definitely raped underage girls.
Here’s a thesis for you kids right here
Thinking about rebroadcasting a Cubs game without express written consent
Personally I practice pacifism, but reading Big Balls got his ass handed to him by a couple 15 year olds makes me happy. If I walked past this scene I’d try to get a cheap ass kick in while he was down.
My bride is an amazing person, but every great once in a while if she beats me to making the coffee she puts some unannounced cinnamon in grounds. I used to tell her handcuffs or a body bag are the only ways she’s getting rid of me, but surprise coffee cinnamon might do it.
Should’ve answered that cease and desist letter from Pam Bondi, I presume.
Not sure we’re leaning hard enough into trolling TX Rs. Maybe “Everything’s Better In Illinois”?
Yeah yeah, sure. Loading em up right away, skip.
Sorry, *told* you to get it another beer if you know what’s good for you.
Authoritarianism isn’t coming to America. It’s taken its boots off, sat in your favorite chair, lit a smoke and asked you to get it another beer.
Want to keep your neighbors on their toes? Throw some eye black on when you mow the lawn.
Mark LIBERATION DAY on the calendar
Life hack: when you start empty nesting feel the joy of coming home on a hot day and just take your pants off immediately when you’re inside. (Modifications: a) don’t wait until your kids leave home b) don’t wait until you’re inside)
My grandpa tried that crap on me with attempting to excuse his racism. When I told him now he knows better and wasn’t having any of that bs all of a sudden I was the bad guy for pointing it out.
Cosa c'è dopo, pancetta nella mia amatriciana?
Pritzker > Newsome #2028
Great take. The offense keeps giving up dingers.
Great pickups, Jed 😐
Detroit Style came out delicious. Lloyd knows his pans.
Can we just get national healthcare?
Hurricane Electric Line Co of Puerto Rico
Suck it, Texas.
Ron Swanson is the definition a never trumper. Ask @farmnerd.bsky.social.
Please. Please. Remain orblderly. Everyone interested will get a fair evaluation.
