Fatality.
Fatality.
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
You can say that again!
It’s not worth it.
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
8/15/2025- The Alaska Summit www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/au...
Think about all the tech bros who caved immediately
Ok this is my laugh for the night.
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How many “coding errors” are going to be introduced to these documents?
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME
This is a remarkable document for a mainstream media outlet to publish. (gift link) wapo.st/3IRLZn6
I hope you met your birthday goal, Margo.
Hard pass, @johnfetterman.com
As effective as thoughts and prayers.
Yep.
July 20, 1969. Even though I was just four years old, I remember this vividly. I was sitting on the floor, glued to the television. My dad had epoxied my hand to the antenna so he could get better reception.
www.instagram.com/vjaybombs
With additional proof that Trump is a pedophile, his base agrees that Epstein files need to be hidden.
With additional proof that Trump is a pedophile, his base agrees that Epstein files need to be hidden.
I hit a paywall.
The Eye (and Ears) of Sauron. Sophie at Abiquiú Lake
The US Postal Service wanted to issue a commemorative Donald Trump stamp but a market study showed 65% of Americans would spit on the front side while the other 35% would lick the back side.
cnn editor: u got that story on ice? cnn reporter: sure did boss, real fuckin hypernormalized, just like u asked cnn editor: first of all, i love it
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
Time to stock up.
It’s Tucker’s horny “yes” for us
Way to go, Albertson’s!
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." —The Declaration of Independence
Well, Well,Well, Not So Easy To Find A Government That Doesn’t Suck Shit By King George III
Speaker Mike Johnson wants you to know, "I'm grateful to God for being able to get this Bill done. Our rights did not come from the government; they came from God himself." On behalf of Democracy loving Americans, I say this to Speaker Mike Johnson: Go F*ck Yourself.
I’m sure it looks perfect to them.
Marsha would rather you focus on her cruelty to immigrants than her cruelty to working class Americans. #TrumpsTrillionsTransfer
We share this country with such vile people.
Now poll the billionaires
When our beehives get new queens, we always name them after strong women (and usually after women that piss off Trump). @repjasmine.bsky.social, meet Queen Jasmine.
If every word of it is true, it makes him a shoo-in.
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That’s one way to say she’s divorcing him.
🔥
Anyone still want to argue that John Roberts isn’t the worst Chief Justice in SCOTUS history?
I don’t understand the question: 48%
If you’ve got a badge and a gun but think your actions are shameful enough to need a mask, you should quit.
Come on, @schumer.senate.gov !
The situation in Los Angeles looks so bad Oklahoma has already banned it from being taught in schools.
Shocking!
Please Like Me
🏆 I love LA.
Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
Everything the Trump touches dies.
And stroke out as a result.
More, please.
The past few months have been tough, and we just want to say thank you. In the beginning, it felt like we were yelling into the wind, no one was listening. But then you all showed up. You raised your voices, shared the truth, and made the media pay attention.
Did they pick that up at Golden Corral?
So sorry, Marc.
“Maybe the Children Will Have 2 Dolls Instead of 30”.
Good fucking Grief! 😆
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I’m certain of it.
Look at this friendless bastard.
USDA's Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service has opened up 73 jobs to internal candidates. They include roles just vacated by people who are receiving full pay and benefits through September.
Goodbye to delightful Ruth Buzzi. ❤️
This is from The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson aired on May 20th, 1977. Carl Sagan says something very important, a strong message that didn't lose any validity since then.
I think more Russian generals should take up Golf.
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Gélineau advanced the term "narcolepsy" in 1880 while de la Tourette described his eponymous syndrome in 1885. "Autism" was coined by Bleuler in 1911, with full diagnoses soon after. But what do I know? I'm not the Cabinet secretary in charge of the goddamn Department of Health and Human Services.
That’s awesome!
I spent my 60th birthday Saturday in bed with COVID, but I’m feeling better this morning. Partly cloudy with mild temperatures today, our bees should be pretty active. I think I’ll sit outside with them and get some pix.
The founders believed armed rebellion may be justified if: – Elections are suspended or corrupted - Courts are ignored or undermined - Due process is violated - Military force is used on citizens - One branch (especially the executive) consolidates all power
Statement from Trump on Putin’s Palm Sunday Massacre missile attack that killed at least 34, including several children, and injured another 117 people:
BREAKING NEWS! Americans won’t be putting tiny screws in iPhones after all!
This territory is well charted. We celebrate that every July 4th. Grievance 19 "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offenses:"
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
“I feel much better now.” —nobody
People say Microsoft Excel is unintuitive, but I disagree. Excel does what I expect at least 4-Mar of the time.
Good night, Chris (and the rest of you who pass by here.)
At first glance I thought this was an albino alien head…
Yes but what does Adrian Dittman think of Ron Vara?
Thanks, @brucearthur.bsky.social !
