Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP
@docmach.bsky.social
Husband. Father of 3. Pharmacist. Researcher. Author. IRB Vice-Chair. AZ sports fan. Baseball card collector. Leftist.
created November 25, 2024
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Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
A few weeks ago Anaconda, MT had 4 people shot and killed. It’s a town of ~10,000 people. As far as violence, per capita you may as well be comparing Gaza (Anaconda) to wherever the fuck the Teletubbies live (Chicago).
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Herman Cain died of COVID 29 days later btw….
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Randy Johnson is 2nd all time in strikeouts. Put some respect on The Big Unit’s name.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
You run in awesome crowds
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
This way of thinking is just so crazy to me. It’s when a party is out of power that the “infighting” needs to happen in order to determine what direction the future of the party goes. Once in power, that’s the time for executing that vision and governing.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Just to clarify King Oompa Loompa’s statement, Randy Johnson is second all time in Ks. Put some respect on The Big Unit’s name.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
The “White Death”, if you will.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn’t get hit by the bubonic plague. Does that count?
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
*3028
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably anticoagulants. I’d guess he had a DVT, has post-thrombotic CVI, which would explain the ankles and bruising. Just my guess
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, if Trump is a Nobel Peace candidate, Woods is basically Mahatma Ghandi. Right?
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
I do. “Shut the fuck up Tim”
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
All I can think of is Super Troopers. “Couch…….COUCH FUCKER! Do you need assistance?!”
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Goebbels. Even looks like him. But less hair
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
This is absolutely fucking disgusting. These pharmacists should not only lose their licenses, but face immediate criminal charges the second someone is harmed by this practice.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Our simulation cartridge has dust in it. Turn off this cosmic N64, take the cartridge, blow that shit out, and hit reset.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
“Want to know what’s really wrong with this country? Not enough children in meat packing plants and jail.”
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Genocide. The word is genocide.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
“Once that is done and we are moving forward I guess if you want to you can bicker about perfect.” Why has this bullshit been the line for literally my entire life?
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
You say bandwagon I say classics
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
3A4, 2C9, 2D6 are my personal favorites
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
Instead of bad posts, let's watch two Buccaneers argue about the sound goats make while talking about Mike Evans
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like they didn’t know there was a tape. Lying in a press release like that should be a crime.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Van Hollen out here filling the leadership vacuum
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck him
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
About 10 years ago, a random YouTube video of you and Michael shitting on Alex Jones popped up on my screen. Sent me right down the MR rabbit hole and converted me from a Republican to a “Max Lefty”. Will be forever grateful.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you like to flow? Well here’s a pitch. Endorse Mamdani. You son of a bitch.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn’t this pedo-apologist open up a charter school a few years back…..?
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
The single greatest thread of our generation
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
As the Emperor of the National College of Homeopathic Pharmacists, I demand we start mimicking “water memory” in the form of an AI Chatbot
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
I literally put “nepotism” for the discriminatory practice being done HHS on my submission
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Performed my civic duty. You should too.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Annual sacrifices to the Titanic.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Salary floor. If you want a cap for parity (that’s not why they are doing this), create some sort of “profit cap” for ownership groups so that excess capital doesn’t just go straight to their pockets. Excess goes to state/city/municipality coffers that undoubtedly provided public funds at some point
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
You can read minds?
Kumail Nanjiani (@kumail.bsky.social) reposted
Dear Dems: this is what we want. This is who we want. Listen to us.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
@nytimes.com writing about the war in Iran like it’s “The Last Jedi”.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Cancer is for old people. Why would we need treatments when we will be dead from vaccine-preventable diseases long before silly ol’ cancer. Take that China!
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Beneficence. A core principle in human subject research. Ask if an IRB would approve RCTs of polio vaccines vs. placebo. Ask about the history of how we developed research ethics (i.e. Nuremberg, Tuskegee, etc.). As an IRB chair and researcher, I would be happy to send your office some information
Arctic Velocipedist (@arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social) reposted
We need more of these kinds of images. Cops dressed like robocop threatening Americans with batons for doing their civic duty and protesting the unjust and illegal treatment of other human beings. Show them for what they are. Thugs.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Copper accumulation in the brain…….it all makes sense now. What’s up with the “leaded-gasoline” generation and wanting to fill their brains with metal?
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
My headcanon is he got back to his hotel room, took out a tub of raw meat chunks and started eating them like they were Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia, all while watching “The Birth of a Nation” and crying himself to sleep.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
We died of Covid and went to hell. Is this really all because I ate meat on Fridays?
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Thought consistency of someone on a 72 hr amphetamine bender
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
This fuck blocked me on LinkedIn. Be loud in all mediums, on every platform
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
We found the lizard people Alex Jones has been going on about for 2 decades
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Beneficence. Day 1 topic discussion for my new students/residents.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Hell yeah! Put this on loop—this wise man speaks for me. 🔥
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolute freak. In 2016 all I was thinking was “How the hell do I owe more in student loans today than I did a year ago when I’m paying $1,000 per month?!” That thought continues to persist 9 years later as I’ve increased my balance about $60K even while continuing to pay ~$1K/month
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Beneficence. Literally my day one topic discussion for new students/residents. Will be having it tomorrow as a matter of fact
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Beneficence. Literally my day one topic discussion for new students/residents. Will be having it tomorrow as a matter of fact.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Bless Mass-holes
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
What a weird way to say “I inject T supplements in my ass.”Gender affirming care for me but not for thee
MaddowBlog (@maddowblog.msnbc.com) reposted
"I think it's only a matter of time before [a state attorney general] figures out how to file state kidnapping charges against those that are abducting people who are in the country legally..." says former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
We live is a fascist state
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
The fact this is where we are as a society is wild:“I know you don’t care about your life, or the life of your neighbors. But, don’t you care about your job and bank account?” Complete devolution of our society into late-stage capitalism. www.newsweek.com/jerome-adams...
ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted
BREAKING: A court overturned Ohio's ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth. This is a critical victory for trans rights.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Let’s make one thing clear. The main purpose of this bill is cruelty. It’s to intimidate people from seeking needed medical attention. Not only is this unnecessarily cruel to our large immigrant community here in AZ, but public health effects would be detrimental. www.azcentral.com/story/opinio...
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Disgusting. If he wants to roll over and die, he can go back to NY to do that. Let the governor send someone to Washington that actually wants to stand up and fight
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Was this done through the University? 1. Where’s their HRPP? 2. Their IRB? 3. Are they AAHRP accredited? Fuck ethics I guess. At what point do we just observe untreated syphilis again? What’s old is new again. Just look at the autism/vaccine research announcement 🫠
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
You are disgustingly weak. If you want to roll over and die, go back to NY to do that. Let your Governor send someone to Washington that actually wants to stand up and fight back
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
If you have a Dem Senator, call their offices tonight. They won’t answer, leave a message. Tell them to vote NO on the CR. The number for the Senate switchboard is 202-224-3121. You can also find their numbers at senate.gov. Can’t believe how weak Dem Leadership is….
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Two words: confiscatory taxation
Zeteo (@zeteo.com) reposted
An AI video of Trump licking Musk's toes blasted on TV screens in the Department of Housing & Urban Development. @premthakker.bsky.social reports zeteo.com/p/ai-video-o...
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Just fuck already….
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Love G-Baby. Great job Hazen!
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Thank you Banner Health for shining a spotlight on the importance of evidence-based medicine in gender affirming care. Banner continues to lead from the front by remaining dedicated to equitable healthcare for ALL.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
It is embarrassing the lengths Democrats go to separate “MAGA” or “Extreme MAGA” from “Normal” Republicans. Stop bending over backwards to add qualifiers. Call them what they are. REPUBLICANS.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
It is embarrassing the lengths Democrats go to separate “MAGA” or “Extreme MAGA” from “Normal” Republicans. Stop bending over backwards to add qualifiers. Call them what they are. REPUBLICANS.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s still alive?
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you know, studies show that hormone therapy as part of gender affirming care decreases depression by >60%, and suicidality by >70%? This decision will directly increase the amount of dead children in Phoenix. But congratulations on your Alexa I guess?
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Alexa will be getting a lot more use at Phoenix Children's now that they have decided to forgo practicing evidence based medicine and instead capitulate in the erasure of a minority group.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
@katiehobbs.bsky.social this will actively kill children in our state. Gender affirming care decreases depression in adolescents by >60% and suicidality >70%. At what point is it time to fight back? www.12news.com/article/news...
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
If we are lucky enough to come out the other side of this right wing reactionary time period, I sure hope there are some up and coming tort lawyers keeping receipts. Watching them financially disembowel Prasad & UCSF’s multibillion dollar endowment via class action will be must follow news.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
“Say Gaetz, I hear you like ‘em young…..”
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
The jump-fart. Credit where credit is due
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
A microcosm of current Democratic Party politics. The APhA is the same way. Only they’ve put out 0 statement…..
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes. The panacea for failing institutions is……an even more institutional approach? I wonder if the individual writing this had to do a double take at that crazy run-on sentence of all the horrible shit that’s happened over the last 2 weeks.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Rahm’s “final stand” hill? Probably SALT Tax….
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh? ChatGPT, that you?
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
“They’re bringing comedy crime. They’re comedy rapists.”
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Bluecry…….
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Thought this was a Black Mirror Season 7 promo. Nope. Just real life.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
@ucsfmedicine.bsky.social come get your boy. Dude’s Hegseth level drunk right now.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Confirmed by a VA colleague of mine. abcnews.go.com/US/federal-e...
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Your average person would be shocked at the amount of racism in medical textbooks published just this century
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Awesome project! Thanks @majorityreport.bsky.social, @samseder.bsky.social, and @emmavigeland.bsky.social for sharing! Looking forward to getting my copy! If you can, pitch in and let’s help get this done. www.kickstarter.com/projects/f-c...
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
As a practitioner of evidence-based medicine, I have a duty to point out that the evidence is clear. More gender affirming care, in all forms, equals less dead children. The cost of these heinous acts on transgender children will be human life.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
🐸💧🏳️🌈
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
My wife and I bought our house with the understanding we would be paying a lower monthly amount based on our income, and that my loans would eventually be forgiven via PSLF. If these programs are eliminated, I honestly don’t know how we can afford to keep our home. www.forbes.com/sites/adammi...
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
We all know the atrocities the new administration will oversee during the next 4 years. But what about what has happened the last year, and what is happening now? This is placed squarely at the feet of Dem leadership. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov y’all need to fucking wear this.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. So no credit should be given. It should be called out for what it is, political theater.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
This just sounds like Thune released her because they have the votes. If she was the deciding vote, I’m sure she would have fallen in line.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
At my institution, this NIH situation is a nightmare. Some studies are up in the air and no one really knows what will happen going forward. Others, like the RECOVER Platform protocol studying long COVID, will not have funding renewed and will be shutting down. Medical research catastrophe.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social) reply parent
So ALL research back decades. Not just medical research. Absolutely fucking disgusting.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Doing research at an academic medical center, we participate in a wide variety of NIH funded trials. I fear the next 4 years will set medical research back decades. The medical community has a responsibility to stand up and be vocal about this.
Austin Mach, PharmD, BCSCP (@docmach.bsky.social)
Love it. We have a party trying to erase both history as well as whole groups of minorities in our society. Let’s stop pearl clutching at WORDS used on tv.