Sorry I should’ve included the rest of the tweet because it’s fucking hilarious

I'm glad he's no longer spreading conspiracy theories after his recent financial difficulties.

you can take the man out of prison planet but not take prison planet out of the man

Good grief. Is this from 2025?

100% of the vaccinated will die in 3 years *lists a bunch of reasons it won’t be anywhere near 100%*

There's fluoride in the salt water they gave people, so you know what's coming.

Not just salt water. Thiomersal too. 🤦🏻

When was this

Omg. Today.

"We have a 100% deadly shot that we only give to 30% of people." "Okay. Why?"

I can‘t get past the peer reviewed doctors

"Here's something that is 100 percent true, except you only have to worry about it 30 percent of the time or less, which is enough to worry about, but also rare enough that it totally isn't weird that you never met anyone who died this way"

He thinks thirty million people died from the vaccine??? I think someone would have noticed that!

Also: he claims to know that 70% of all the shots were just saline and spouts it off like it's common knowledge? What the fuck. What planet are these people from?

He came from Planet Alex Jones...

Planet Despicadumb

Conspiracy theorists are now claiming that the shots were mostly placebo to explain why their predictions on their effects haven’t come true.

Incredible. And just last week some of them were claiming that everyone with Long COVID got it from the vaccinations. It can't all be true!

Problem is that the vaccines were formulated for the gravity of a round earth and... Well... You know.

Man, it's amazing how bad the side effects from a saline injection were the first couple of times!

PrisonPlanet dot com

Planet pathological.

Planet paranoia!

65% of American adults got at least the first mRNA vaccine shot, so that's 165 million of us! The RWNJs told us we'd all die within a few months. I'm ded - how bout you?

Checking...yes, I am also ded. How bout that.

We were all supposed to die in October of 2023 or something and he's never forgiven us

Hello! Hello drug companies. Please finish this guy off with a libel suit.

If someone's body temp is less than 87 F, the mRNA vaccination will be the least of their worries.

😂 exactly.

So injecting the vaccines into a body that is warmer than 87 degrees will degrade the complex weapon element? Can I get some "peer review" on this? Or maybe an Amen

🥴

The demonstrated ignorance of facts just oozes from his statement. Does he really know how stupid and wrong he is? MAGA is actually slowly killing themselves out of stupidity and paranoia. That's fine with me.

How does this idiot remember to breathe

If this is true…can anyone confirm whether or not Don Taco got the jab?

Were the insurance company actuaries also peer reviewed?

I actually read these words in his voice, it’s impossible not to.

Wow. That's some rambling drivel. Yet still not as bad as a Trump speech, he managed to stay on topic in his nonsensical fear mongering.

I see they have completely forgotten who was taking credit for the introduction of the vaccine…

You mean, ALL the mice it was tested on have died in the last 5 years!?!

Excuse me, but WTF?!? Do people really listen to this guy for medical advice? Does he have a brain worm, too?

Is the conspiracy well running dry or something? www.factcheck.org/2021/05/scic...

😵‍💫

we know jones doesn't believe this but a non-zero number of our fellow americans now do.

Well, then, why all the gerrymandering? All the Dem voters will be dead soon!

Everyone will die, but they might not. Tomorrow's news today!

Tip of the spear

I'm certain though cirrhosis will eventually get Alex Jones.

He almost made a very clearly testable prediction, so he had to muddy the waters a bit to cover his ass.

Well- since 70% of them got saltwater shots and only 80% of Americans got COVID VACCINES. He can claim that every American who died of anything got a real shot- and those who didn’t got the saltwater. Where are the arrests if the ppl who gave saltwater shots?

Yesterday's News* Tomorrow! *shit he made up based on random tweets and half -remembered headlines

One of those times I’m convinced this dude and the people that listen to him live on another planet entirely

I wish

I think they are shapeshifting interdimensional beings and not actually living organic creatures.

It's certainly another dimension.

100% of people breathing air will die if you wait long enough. 100% of people will die a heck of a lot faster if they don’t breathe.

lazy stuff

Unfortunately the vax turned me trans so I know I got an effective dose. Plus i get vaxxed every fall. I missed only have months, maybe days, let to live

He really hasn't had enough of being sued huh

Every single mouse on which the covid-19 vaccine was tested in 2020 is dead now Must be the spike I am very smart

What exactly is a peer-reviewed doctor?? God, what a moron. He heard a new word and thought it sounded smart. 😑

no wonder my blood hydrostatic pressure went through the aluminum roof.🤣

Do you have the time stamp? I’d love to find it and embarrass him…then again, he has no low

Here’s the link x.com/RealAlexJone...

Danke

Wow, Alex Jones types like his lying mouth has already finished paying those poor Sandy Hook families. Maybe his bankrupt (both financially and morally) ass needs to see the inside of a courtroom again for a little humanity reset.

CC: @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social

Am I dead and just haven’t noticed yet? I work with 4 year olds and I’m tired a lot. Maybe more tired than I realized? 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

Nous sommes tous Randy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlea...

🤣

Well, remember how you were sick all the time when you started working with four year olds? After that you became a zombie. It’s the natural side effect of working with preschool children. They eat your brains and replace them with the lyrics of every kids’ tv theme song.

To be fair, Blazer Fresh and DJ Raphi are the bomb. 🤣🤣🤣

100% will die, except for the 70% that got placebo vaccines. Weird way to try to kill us all.

OMG, so many lies. His getting desperate.

10% of the population died from the vaccine but nobody you know, they were all people I met at camp.

When Alex Jones dies can everyone please remember to speculate that he actually got vaccinated.

Wow. You'd think that 30 million people dying of the vaccine would have made it to the real (not Alex Jones) news. But I guess it's the deep state at work again.

Holy. Fuck.

Wouldn't we know if 30 million died from ANYTHING?

This fuckin' guy is so out there I'm amazed he hasn't been locked in a goddamn rubber room. The ridiculous part is how many people will believe this bullshit.

Why wait till 2028 Alex? 🤣

It's the doomsday cult by any other name. Believers can be one of the chosen by listening & buying in. They can point at all non-believers and feel they have shared the power of life or death with their cult leader (the NBs will all be dead or alive with a conspirational explanation either way).

This is one guy who belongs in a rubber room. He can have chalk and paper to play with.

2028 is gonna be wild for me and the vaccinated crew🔥

10% of the population died from the vax? That and peer reviewed doctors? Alex J may be playing a little fast and loose with the facts.

Oh well, if my time is up in 2028, it's up. Does this mean I can start on the revenge emails?🤨

Eat, drink and be merry, for t̶o̶m̶o̶r̶r̶o̶w̶ in 2028 we die.

the insurance companies started a Google sheet pretty early on to track all the people that died, since that info was being sent to them directly by the dead people

Well, who else was supposed to send it? The living? I swear you liberals just hate Trump!

And Jeff Van Drew spoke to the dead people about their concerns on mail voting too ! It was their number 2 concern, right after why in the fuck was Jeff Van Drew asking dead people stupid questions.

Alex Jones was clearly dropped on his head as a baby…

Ah ha ha ha ha! “The vaccine is 100% fatal, except for the 70% of shots that were placebos and all the rest weren’t stored properly so when there isn’t a giant wave of deaths in 2028 I’ll still be right.”

Well, Alex, I guess that means trump and most of his political appointees will die by 2028. I guess all the "Trump 2028" merchandise will be wasted. 🤷

87 degrees Fahrenheit is the temperature of a corpse on a hot day. 87 degrees centigrade is the temperature of human sous vide.

Great, now I'm hungry 🙄

Hell yea.

I wonder how many doctors differ on that

If insurance company actuaries knew this, the insurance companies wouldn't be paying for the vaccine.

What Alex doesn’t realize is that the fever he got from the specially engineered coronavirus activated the microchip implanted in him by one of his childhood vaccines, and that chip now just channels ChatGPT, so that Alex isn’t actually spouting a conspiracy, but an LLM simulacrum of a conspiracy.

You're giving them ideas

Of are the ideas giving us them??? 🙄

I think I got it!

These people just don't understand **anything**

Thanks for posting that. Guess I'll make my funeral arrangements for 2028. 😂

Isn't this a FB ploy, baiting you to the comment section? Clever! You got me 😜

It’s giving 1950s ad copy: …that’s right, ladies. 4 out of 5 doctors who smoke say Camel smooth filtered cigarettes are “just the thing” to keep your figure looking slim for that man of yours! Everyone just snoozed on by the words “who smoke” for 30 years

9 out of 10 of my dentists recommend I smoke Marlboro cigarettes.

I really hope that Pfizer and Moderna sue him for defamation.

they can for funzies, but any money he has has to go to the sandy hook parents.

Does Alex’s followers actually believe 30 million people have died and not a single report of it has been made. No, don’t answer that… I know they think that. 🤦🏻‍♂️

youtu.be/YlT1-A_OZVs?...

Great odds that whatever new (non-InfoWars) website he comes up with will be hawking the natural remedy to this deadly problem on day one. get ready for the wolf piss-ivermectin salve

If it degrades if not kept below 87F, then how does it not degrade once injected where it quickly warms up to ~98.6F?

100% is their conservative estimate. The real number could go much higher!

My son is an actuary. I am a bit annoyed that he hasn’t mentioned the tens of millions of dead people. /s

I hope the drug companies are the next to sue him.

The "salt water" backstop is to cover them for the millions who will say they were vaccinated, and have no I'll effects.

I’m dead but I don’t know it.

boo 👻

My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was one of the earliest people to get the shot. Three days after getting it he was hit by a bus. It must have been very potent mRNA, before they were able to fine tune it to wait seven years.

It was probably the magnetism.

Ya mean they EUTHANIZED the animals? Gosh, this is lame.

One of those euthanized critters will get up and walk before a slightest factual look at this goes anywhere!

(Euthanization isn't gratuitous here; it's to be able to do a necropsy of the entire animal.)

Wow, Alex Jones is declining - this was an argument he and his ilk made 5 years ago, when the vaccine was just coming out, but he's trying to recycle it now? Guess Trump needed some help with the Epstein distraction, unless of course Alex Jones is in The List and needs it for himself.

I was wondering why everyone around me was suddenly dying and then immediately being carried off by men in black suits

So all the Americans who took the vaccine will die before the Presidential election in 2028? Is this a setup for the MAGA “dead people are voting” claim? 🤔😇

Chemicals stole his masculinity, he's had it out for them ever since.

Dear Alex Jones, May you die from a million posts of laughing emoji. Stupid little man

Looks like he hasn’t learned his lesson about lying🙄

He needs to be sued again.

Jesus Fucking Christ

JOE ROGAN (nodding): Damn...

Theo Von : Yeah

Are they 100% deadly or are 70% placebos? Which is it???

Worse! 170% deadly placebos!

i knew it

I like that he gives himself so many different ways to explain why someone who got the jab didn't die.

but he still gave basically a 30% mortality rate for all injections, which is easy math.

Not really, an unspecified number of those doses are implied to have been stored at improper temperatures. The dude constantly makes sweeping scary statements with enough caveats that mean he only has to be 1% right to declare his prediction correct.

If I believed in conservatorship .. but if Britney's was "legally in need of one" why isn't this dude?

"30 million" Who? Name one.

RFK's brainworm

Well, I guess I’m gonna start eating butter again.

Were the animals... mice? or other species commonly used for testing who typically have a lifespan of fewer than five years?

So the other day I heard this dude at a gas station say something similar, that all animal test subjects are now dead. All this means is they saw the same meme on Twitter and Alex decided to freestyle

What an a-hole this guy is... apnews.com/article/alex...

Hold up, my dudes... Rat lifespans are like, 2 to 4 years. Is Alex Jones really this fucking stu— You know what, never mind.

This is breathtakingly stupid. Wow.

It's beyond stupid, down to malicious. Anticipating the "but I survived!" by attributing a random 70% of saline injections instead of vaccine means that this cult leader continues his slippery tactics & has learned nothing from the lawsuits. 😡

Wait until the Onion takes over his website🤞, more hilarity will ensue

everybody will die, but also 70% of people also got shots that were just salt water

Can't perform an autopsy on a living animal. Duh.

Fun Fact: Donald Trump was vaccinated

jfc - what a lunatic

Um, don't they disect animals used in clinical trials? isn't that the point of testing on animals? Not that I agree with it, but that's how it's done.

And if they test on rodents, they don't generally live long. Guinea pigs only live 5 to 7 years so they'd all be geriatric by now.

Do they not realize that 30 million dead people is a noticeable amount of people? Like entire towns would be emptied out!

What in the absolute blithering garbage is this?

It's delightful that he's having such an absolutely shitty life. Delightful.

He just can't help himself, can he...

Genuinely believe the world would be a better place if you just executed every single person who believed this.

… this guy drinks more than Hegseth!

why would they not kill all the people?

Is this the start of the Zombie Apocalypse?

Fat lying pig

This is the consequence of white privilege. This fcking moron babbling BS will have other fcking privileged morons nodding their heads and repeating the babble to each other as they drool and smack each other on the butt.... but definitely not in a gay way.

ANIMALS DIDN'T DIE OF THE VACCINE AUGH This asshole needs someone to pound the concept of euthanizing a test animal to check for changes in various tissues and organs. Also, it's not like they can be re-used for a different research project afterwards, so yeah, they get killed and examined.

I think they're required to euthanize? The Animal Freedom from Testing, Experiments & Research Act was introduced a few years back (it would allow healthy animals to be adopted), but I don't know if it ever actually got voted on or went into effect. And it specifically excluded rats and mice.

omg, how can the POSSIBLY be expected to keep it below 87 degrees?!

his court footage is so amazing

the incredible part of all his court footage is that every single person who has ever represented him or his company has somehow been just as dim as him like if i had alex jones money i would have hired the best scumbag lawyer money could buy for the sandy hook stuff

30 million people? Is he truly that dumb?

No but his audience is.

100%!!!! of the people who took the shot will die! but you won't see it, because the people in your life got salt water shots

Also, maybe we shouldn't take medical advice from someone who doesn't know the difference between salt water and saline

So... he's aware that EVERY animal used in medical testing winds up dead because they destroy them once the testing is complete. Right? RIGHT?! And yeah... 70% were saline, riiiiight.

Stoopid

He is such a terrible person. So many lies.

Professor Jones is spouting numbers again, he must be right. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Crazy crazy crazy

He cracked me up already at "peer reviewed doctors".

😂 Considering that at least tens of millions, if not hundreds of millions of people received these vaccines, this is hilarious.

room temperature, the ultimate equalizer of military industrial complexes everywhere

What a Moron. Prove it Alex. He'll never learn.

Actuary here… not true

Nobody here...and I second that.

Actually third...lol

Pharmacist here, I agree with him 👆

Is there a potion or something you can sell me so I'm protected against mRna shedders?

Well, given that I’ve had just about all the COVID boosters, my odds are getting the real thing are quite high, not saltwater. So I guess, according to Alex Jones & his “peer reviewed doctors (??)”, I’ve got about 2 & 1/2 years to live

Also, 27 peer reviewed biologists stated that, by 2028, 100% of frogs will turn gay🐸🌈

Doctors peer-review doctors. Peer. Review. Doctors. Doctor.

If that’s the case that’s great for us. We won’t be around for the clusterfuck that awaits us if trump never leaves office.

Funny how the date always gets pushed

Omg that is a work of art!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Wait- does anyone believe this??

BUT YOU CAN OFFSET THE POISON WITH MY BLEND OF PROPRIETARY DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS, STARTING AT JUST $89.99/MO!

Sometimes, I want to see if I can convince them that the reason libs keep surviving is because fursuits have secret technology that neutralizes the poison and also keeps out the 5G that activates it or w/e Just to see what happens

(Please, no. There are enough Nazi furs already.)

25 sane people have proved that 100% of Alex Jones followers eat lead paint chips for breakfast, drink bone broth for lunch, and take Joneses recommended supplements for dinner and wonder why nobody speaks to them IRL...

That guy is such a twit. Says so much stupid stuff. Sadly, some (other stupid) people believe him. Glad he will finally have to pay up to the Sandy Hook families.

It's Alex Jones 🤦🏾‍♀️

Don't threaten me with a good time

Welp I'm convinced.

Yeah, I’m good and the grif game just goes on and on. Why isn’t he in a poor house?

Do they not realize that DARPA has had this mRNA technology for many years? It was safely developed, just not for mass use.

I love when they use smart sounding words to make their base believe they even have a clue.

Oh thank goodness. I won’t have to live through another election cycle.

"27 peer reviewed Druids stated that 100% of the people who touch grass will be curb-stomped by Yetis by 2028"

These people are so dense they don’t even realize how everything they post tells everyone they are idiots.

Alex Jones? I thought he was dead. No, wait... I WISHED he was dead. That's it.

They're gonna claim the vaccine killed trump lol

Oh No…Dropping like flies..

100% of doctor reviewed piers think Alex is nuttier than squirrel,shit

It’s kind of funny to imagine unvaccinated folks having to navigate a MASSIVE corpse disposal project in 2028 when the rest of us all die

Why is he allowed to exist?

Alex who?

You just scared the absolute shit out of me then.....bit of intro next time please!

Fuck it, can we get it done sooner. Im tired boss.

30 Helens agree this is BS

the only way we, the vaxxed, can save ourselves is to give Alex four thousand dollars a month for a bottle of encapsulated calf bone marrow

I thought we were going to die after the sixth or eighth shot. Wish they would get the story straight. Already had the sixth.

Oh. Well, Alex, this means that on a day in 2028 all vaccinated people will keel over? mRNA can do that? Should a quarter of them die in 2025, and in 2026, and in 2027, and in 2028? Shouldn't this get under way? What is that wiley mRNA waiting for?

If actuaries were really using these metrics for their insurance rates and 100% of people taking the vaccines were dying, you'd bet your ass that no insurancr companies would protect these companies liabilities... anyone with a brain would realise that and see that Jones is full of shit.

Did Alex Jones ever pay his debts? I guess a judgement that bankrupted him didn't stop him.

i sent my doctor to Nature to have him peer reviewed

The death deadline used to be 2024 or 2025. Wonder why it got pushed back.

Wauw

Utter bullshit from Jones.

Release Alex Jones' medical degrees!

This fucking cartoon of a person..

100%?!?! Oh shit!!

Not to be confused with board certified.

Is anyone still listening to Alex Jones?

I'd have to say, anyone giving Alex Jones an ounce of credibility at this point is hopelessly mentally ill, beyond the help of pharmaceuticals, or electroshock treatment. Insitutionalization is the only option. Not suitable for re-integration into civilized society. I do like seeing him cry though

'pee reviewed doctors'

That's Dr Group, probably Alex's second favourite doctor (Alex reviewed)

Alex Jones is a conspiracy theorist and doesn't seem to understand anything about science, mRNA, or really, anything except losing everything. And it's taught him nothing still.

As long as Don Old is first, im good.

Get a clue, idiot!

Does this happen before or after I turn into a gay frog?

Is that 30 million who did or didn’t have the ‘shots’, what’s the breakdown on that? Also my oldest tech kiddo is pissed off, keeps telling me he’s still waiting for his 5G signal to kick in.

they keep moving the goal posts. I was already supposed to be dead by now!

He speaks to the average MAGA voter ... at their level of comprehension and with a clear understanding of their gullibility. Is he broke yet?

I thought we all died in 2021 or 2022. Or was it 2025? So far being a ghost sucks because Donald Trump is still here.

“Jab Helm!”

And tell me, are these 27 peer reviewed doctors in the room with us right now?

😂🤣 Sadly, more than a few morons will take this as gospel.

27 biological terrorists who hang "Doctor" next to their names lied about mRNA vaccines. RFK Jr. is a depraved indifference mass-murderer. I fixed it.

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ This is the only and the best way to react on this idiotic anti-scientific statements. Don’t use their framing. Call it what it is: fraud, terrorism, murder by misinformation.

There weren’t any doctors. He makes this shit up

That's probable. They lie about EVERYTHING, and it's fucking exhausting.

It’s some debate tactic that I can’t remember the name of, but the exhaustion is the point. It keeps you too tied up addressing bullshit to accomplish anything else

Goebbels: “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.” or in the original language Eine Lüge muss nur groß genug sein, man muss sie nur ständig wiederholen, dann wird sie geglaubt.

Gish-gallop is the term, I think

That's also the firehose of lies theory. Lying is ALWAYS involved in the Gish gallop.

Yeah, that sounds right. Thanks!

we were all supposed to be dead 50 times already why the delay this time? waiting for the results of the peer review????

I "peer reviewed" a doctor and she said the opposite.

I heard the good news..so I just got them 2028 ughhhhh

That’s just a bold faced lie Alex Jones just posted.

Is that, "peer" as in, "fellow deluded anti-vaxer"?

I’m embarrassed by my un-Christian-like thought: “I’m totally okay with Darwin taking care of the ignorant population.”

sadly these mofo has kids and dependencies, also control healthcare policies

Lololol so it's 2028 now? I can remember when they were promising that would happen by 2025😂

I see his "27 peer reviewed doctors" & raise him "30 Helen's agree", which is the gold standard for adding weight to any scientificky argument on social media.

Ha! I forgot about 30 Helens! ❤️

COLESLAW DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE!

30 Helens agree that the "27 peer reviewed doctors" are fakes

Sensible shoes make sense!

I'm holding out for Two Magdalenas and One Hestia.

Gotta run it by the Daves I know to confirm

Good I hope he’s right. NI can make it to 2028 but idk about much more than that

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It is sad that there are millions of idiots that will believe it.

Tinfoil hat asshole 🖕

That's a typo, he meant pear reviewed🍐🍐

Peer reviewed with subsequent license revocation.

“They are hiding something!Quick, check the insurance actuaries!”

What do 3 out of 4 dentists recommend?

😱 this is just too much! I guess we could figure out the names of the 27 😉

SovCits had a very specific vaccinateds will die one or two years after and then SovCits can claim the properties of the dead, something. Everything's the Rapture to make it easy to move the goalpost.

Interesting theory on how Trump will win a 3rd term

27 out of how many?

Please don't bring attention to this physical manifestation of a shit stain. He is a moron, we know. He needs to be shunned and forgotten about forever.

Look, we peered at them a lot, okay

😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣😂😅😆

Hasn't Alex Jones suffered enough court losses? Why does he need to spread more lies that he can be sued for spreading?

I thought we were already supposed to be dead? I'm sure the date will keep changing. Meanwhile, I assume the peers that are reviewing each other are next door neighbors who go to the same paintball club?

Their original claim was 5 years from injection. I'm over here still waiting...

Their peers reviewed them and found the doctors under review to be totally wrong,

The goalpost keeps moving, like Trump's two week deadlines.

Big, if true.

What????

It's giving "The one dentist who doesn't agree on your toothpaste"

Kills 99.3% of germs, unfortunately the 0.7% is straight up Ebola virus

Rabies is raising its hand...

How many times are we all supposed to have kicked the bucket already and failed to? They just keep moving the date.

Okay who gets to sue Alex Jones for lying this time? All the doctors I guess.

Hahaha my eyebrows legit raised when reading that

I wonder if any of the doctors doing the peer review had encased themselves in foil and drunk a mixture of bleach, salt water, horse dewormer and vodka in the weeks prior to their conclusion, and if so if it affected their cognitive ability?

And how many times have the goal post been moved on this ridiculous claim.

I thought everyone who had the mrna would have been dead already? Man, this sounds like the end of times because that date is revised again and again.

I think he meant to write by 2228.

He ment to type 'die by 2128' Fat finger moment

🤣🤣

Sick.

The putrid rot of this man’s mind is horrible.

I’ll take “things I made up” for 500 Alex

Sure He needs to be in a psychiatric facility

1000 peer reviewed human beings who have a brain cell have concluded that Alex Jones is off his rocker. I mean seriously, does anyone listen to this crap?

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good news! trump will die!

There's no such thing as "peer reviewed doctors..."

Sure there is—Oz vouches for Axe, Axe vouches for Phil, Phil vouches for Mercola, etc. However, this doesn’t actually establish that any of them are _credible_.

it's always 27 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"

LOL

Why would I believe a parasite who claims that Sandy Hook was staged with actors?? Seriously??

Jones is a certified Asshole !!!

Absolutely!! 🤮🤮

Don’t go gentle into that goodnight. You’ve got a few years. Live it up!

You know if I have to choose me being dead by 2028 or having to live in a country post 2028 in control of trumpists, I think I would pick dead. If nothing else the stress of every day bringing new horrors is probably going to make me stroke out before 50

Tinfoil hatted I got my medical degree in a box of cracker jacks

Not to mention, it's 27 doctors out of nearly 1.1 MILLION who (he claims) say this. The WORST 27 of the nearly 1.1 MILLION.

Did he say “peer reviewed doctors”, out of 1.1 million? Really, doctors are not 'peer reviewed'. Their research and findings are reviewed. By their peers. Debated and improved upon. Where are Jones' bona fides? Alex should go back to school and pick up a clue along the way.

Yeah, the "peer-reviewed" bit is stupid as well. He didn't mention the part about there being 1.1 million doctors in the US, because that reveals how fringe the alleged 27 are. And 27 DEFINITELY sounds better than "0.002% of doctors agree - the COVID vaccine is fatal!"

jennofark.bsky.social‬ Yes. Exactly. The 27 dissenting docs should have their work peer reviewed; unless they are peerless. These MAGA may be nonpareil with respect to their education and IQ. A study will have to be conducted and reviewed.

Ay... Alex is right, I personally reviewed each doctor. Is mammal: ✅ Has arms and legs: ✅

A desperate and pathetic individual.

Is he selling a supplement to counteract the shots? I'm sure he is. And people buy into this drivel.

Loud and wrong

I expect those pee reviewed doctors were collectively paid $2.7M or so to make that statement

Oh. I misread that as "pee reviewed doctors"

Trump and his family were vaccinated. Of course Trump won’t make it to 2028, but it looks his family is going to join him at the weenie roast pretty quickly.

I have a conspiracy theory (and sadly relatively smart) cousin who said vaccinated folks would just start dying four years from vaccination. And yet, here we are. I guess the window is shifting ?

NO TODOS ESTAIS PERO TRANQUILA QUE CAERAS ERN LOS PROXIMOS AÑOS PARA ESO SE A ECHO JAJAJAJA LAS VACUNAS , MAS TRANQUILOS ESTAMOS LOS QUE NO NOS EMOS PUESTO EL VENENO JAJAJAJA Y MAS REIMOS JAJAJAJA

If they don’t die is because they got the salty solution every time they got vaccinated 😂

Oh, shit! I'd better go get my booster!!

` Good grief. Alex Jones is not qualified to accurately report the time of day. `

“The other 56,742 doctors in the study answered, “Wait, what is this last option? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, who would check that box?”

I'm so fucking tired of people endlessly spewing random bullshit

LMAO! Alex and many of his MAGA know absolutely nothing about empirical, peer-reviewed, research!

"Beer" reviewed maybe.

Alex Jones is soooo f--king stupid

Finally, some good news

4 out of 5 dentists…

this is when the doctors all do a figure study in art class

Matt splitting this into two posts like he was airing the series finale of “Law & Order: mRNA” is honestly the perfect delivery. Alex Jones said peer-reviewed fanfic, melted weapon goo, and *most shots were saltwater* like it was a TED Talk for conspiracy theorists. Oh how low the bar falleth.

Alex Jones is such a fuckin fraud. One of my favorite podcasts is Knowledge Fight, great if you love laughing at Jones's lies, and seeing first hand these stupid conspiracy narratives as they're whipped up. open.spotify.com/show/6hK78c5...

Adjudicated liar says what? "Physician peer review" is a process where other doctors evaluate a physician's clinical performance, chart reviews, and overall competence for high-quality patient care. This is required to maintain professional standards within hospitals and clinics.

Bad news for Trump apnews.com/article/coro...

The vaccine being developed under his first term is the closest thing Trump has to an accomplishment, so he can't let go of that, even though his supporters hate it

Well done.

It's okay, Alex Jones says it was probably just saline

No one would think Trump would brag about getting the fake plecebo version A conman always figures out an out, that is what makes them conmen

Everyone who is vaccinated will soon die. If they do not die, it's proof that they weren't really vaccinated. I am very smart.

i don’t know what alex jones is talking about. besides my daily nosebleeds i’m feeling okay!

🤣🤣🤣

First it was "by September" then it was "by the end of next year" now it's "by 2028"... Moving goalposts much? 😏

While peer reviewed morons agree.

LOL. I received the vax and 4 boosters. Shouldn’t I be dead?

you're just not trying hard enough

So, I should schedule my next shot? Get a flue shot too, for good measure.

CVS says they’re expecting new, approved Covid vaccines in the next few days.

It was nice knowing some of you. See you on the other side.

Still with this nonsense?

“I saw one, one time, that said, "The next week, the world is ending." And in the next week's paper, they said, "We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird." Crazy shit.”

Lazarus - 2025

His brain should explode 🤯 just out pure retaliation for his ignorance 🤯

Is this seriously what they think will happen? How? What is the mechanism? I’m genuinely curious how they think that will happen.

Name them … I’m a doctor and I would never have participated in horse shit like this.

Yes but are you a peer reviewed doctor? /s

And as such it defies the odds that peer reviewed doctors would support such a claim

Oh absolutely

Could be

i hope death has comedic timing for him

And when that doesn't happen we can all expect a robust apology.

27 doctors who drink their own pee reviewed

I'm sure it's 27 doctors He made up in his empty little head.

First the reindeer then the shaman THEN the people, it's natural.

Think about this. Doctors know that baby boomers will be dying of old age. By 2028 17% of population will be over 80+ yrs old. Now add in people with sever illnesses, gun deaths, drug addictions, etc. There's the 27%.

They're just recycling the nutrients dude it's not weird

As Rupert Murdoch, The Owner Of Faux News Said Under Oath, Lying Is Very Profitable.....And I Say, Especially When Your Viewers Are The Dumbest People On Earth....

Those are all words.

...so we don't have to worry about anything? Like, ANYTHING? All...THIS is going to be taken care of?

Alex Jones needs a muzzle.

But if you buy this special supplement that you can only purchase from me you will be immune.

MRNA vaccines have been around since 1974 you fucking moron, Jones.

What a complete crock of shit. I thought this moron had been shut down?

Some idiot is always spouting some absurdity about RNA. Maybe let's offer to remove RNA from anyone who doesn't want it. 🤔

The equivalent of "in 2 weeks".

They got their medical degrees from Trump University.

Disinformation.

TFG. Choke off his access to social media, please.

Is that like the Rapture where they keep moving the date every time it doesn't happen on the date they predicted? Thought everyone was going to be dead by 2025 - I must have been left out of that chat group when the timing was updated😉

It does indeed resonate, since the origins of peer review go back to an Arab physician who proposed a method, peer review, to weed out poor medical practice many centuries ago!

to provide some evidence: 900 CE – Ishaq bin Ali al-Rahwi describes a system of oversight for doctors using peer review.

That would by Dr M. Mouse, Dr D. Duck, Dr F. Leghorn … etc.

By 2028 you say? Where do I sign up for this vaccine?

Were they perchance peer reviewed by the state medical board and lost their medical license as a consequence?

Dear lord this man is off the deep end of paranoia and false rhetoric. Just when you think they can’t get more insane…

Doctor 28 doesn’t count because he reviewed pears. An understandable miscommunication.

Is that guy still around?

Awesome. That last year I’m not paying rent.

Alex, on the verge of going dead ass broke, is becoming more and more unhinged from reality in his attempt to save his "broadcast empire" and bullshit fulled bullhorn rants to the Red Hat Lunatics.

90% of the population is vaccinated.

The doctors are named: Dr. Alex Aones Dr. Alex Bones Dr. Alex Cones Dr. Alex Dones Dr. Alex Eones Dr. Alex Fones Dr. Alex Gones Dr. Alex Hones Dr. Alex Iones Dr. Alex Jones Dr. Alex Kones Dr. Alex...

I'll be sure to say hi in 2029.

Geez idiot 🤣

How can we die when we're already dead? After all, Alex said the shot would kill us within two years.

I can only hope. It'll be our version of the Rapture.

Maybe Jones meant to type “72”instead of “27”. Like the “72” virgins who wait for each suicide bomber in heaven. Just as real.

Mr credibility and reliability speaks. His own peers: MAGA.

Can’t wait to prove conservatives wrong again, what a fun hobby

We’ll see

First it was 2022, then 2024, now more bullshit.

It can’t come soon enough.

Oh, ok, #Alex... we're supposed to take your word & your recommendation on medicine??? Are they the same kind of "doctors" like that fake-ass "doctor" #Group you parade about on your show who #LIED about 99% of his "credentials"?? Like that?? 🙄🖕

mRNA "tech", the dumbest people alive.

So why are they so upset? Isn’t that their goal, knock off everyone who doesn’t drink their koolaid? Alex Jones and his followers apparently don’t have the skills to complete connect the dots drawings.

“27”

Doctors of what? Funk? Love? Doom?

We better hurry up living.

Imma shill for the knowledge fight podcast because JorDan is amazing @knowledgefight.bsky.social if you truly want to know why aj is doing this shit again

I LOVE THEM 🥰

I see he's going back to covid shit again.... trying to deflect that he still supports the pedo president..

Wow he’s really just…saying things. With his whole chest.