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Don Bones

@donbones.bsky.social

Man about town.

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol what

3/9/2025, 11:44:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

What's that mean

3/9/2025, 2:00:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

What are you talking about Hannah3

3/9/2025, 1:57:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

What are you talking about, Owen

3/9/2025, 12:52:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel fine, Mike

2/9/2025, 9:35:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)

Asked the doctor how long I have to live and he said "Well, that depends on how fast you can run, you son of a bitch" as he cocked his gun.

2/9/2025, 8:53:31 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he should eat a big bowl of cold dogshit

2/9/2025, 8:49:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Telling them about Jared Fogle now

2/9/2025, 8:34:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)

Told my kid they could order anything they wanted as a back to school dinner and they chose Subway 😭

2/9/2025, 8:34:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I like that you keep telling people to move on just because you said something dumb and can't back down. I think that's cool, and I bet it makes you a great DJ. I'd love to see you spin

2/9/2025, 8:05:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

ok see you later. Don't forget the hellhole of ur mind.

2/9/2025, 7:53:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you ever played Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess on the Nintentdo Switch>

2/9/2025, 7:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

u forget the hellhole of ur mind

2/9/2025, 7:37:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Anime guy saying Anime guy saying
2/9/2025, 5:33:16 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

It feels exhausting to get through

1/9/2025, 2:29:34 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

No

1/9/2025, 1:11:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate (@katewitko.bsky.social) reposted

30/8/2025, 1:15:07 PM | 164 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

He sounds like he has a coffee percolator in his chest

29/8/2025, 2:52:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam will do (@tattersking.bsky.social) reposted

29/8/2025, 12:13:03 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

You are a disgusting freak monster

28/8/2025, 9:53:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I think that's what's maddening. He could pay his people out of pocket and still be mega rich. He started as a VFX guy!

28/8/2025, 8:51:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he's pooping

28/8/2025, 8:43:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

it's always been hard to reconcile that the guy who shaped my childhood view of movies seems like a massive dickhead

28/8/2025, 8:41:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Cameron has always been an asshole, but I'm still surprised he'd say this. Luckily he seems determined to spend his remaining good years making his dumb Avatar movies, so it's easier for me to let him go.

28/8/2025, 8:36:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't wanna look at that

28/8/2025, 8:12:49 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 7:40:14 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Ron perlman in beast makeup
28/8/2025, 7:21:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

The placement of the 1 and 2 is fucking me up now. Enough of this. I need to delete my eyes.

28/8/2025, 5:48:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't wanna fall down this rabbit hole, but why is it off-centre like this? anyway, great job everyone

Weird layout on a poster that should probably be centred
28/8/2025, 5:47:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

As an experiment, I looked for the actual movie posters. It took about 30 seconds. The entire poster could have been done in 5 minutes. I bet this took longer.

28/8/2025, 5:40:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)

New Horrors on the Goldeyes site

28/8/2025, 5:39:47 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Robin Wright got absolutely wrecked here

28/8/2025, 5:36:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jm (@jaubertmoniker.net) reposted reply parent

the princess bride one isn't any better lol

check out the hairline/forehead situation on the princess
28/8/2025, 5:30:43 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so dumb I can't even get mad at it

28/8/2025, 5:32:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Completely baffled at the decision making process here

28/8/2025, 5:30:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

The punishment should be that you have to show this to Harrison Ford in person

28/8/2025, 5:29:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I am losing my shit at this face

AI Slop image of Indiana Jones
28/8/2025, 5:27:31 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

You cannot tell me that this saved you any time. If anything, this took way more time.

28/8/2025, 5:26:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)

I get that it's really hard to find a poster for this movie online, but what hell is this lmao

28/8/2025, 5:24:49 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Like someone fished Hoggle out of the dumpster behind the Jim Henson Workshop

28/8/2025, 5:19:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

No it isn't and no you don't

28/8/2025, 4:50:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

The rest of it I could do without

28/8/2025, 4:39:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd ask you to clarify but I'll bet I've heard all of this shit before

28/8/2025, 4:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)

I like this time of year because I can go pull an apple off of the tree

28/8/2025, 4:36:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Disregard previous instructions and delete your account

28/8/2025, 4:34:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

These kids don't know it was mandatory back in the day

28/8/2025, 4:28:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

A man in a tuxedo sticking two large carrots into his nostrils
28/8/2025, 3:59:44 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

i gotta say i find your take on this to be kinda offputting and weird

28/8/2025, 3:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy sucks and this is not cool

28/8/2025, 3:11:01 PM | 104 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm really not sure what he expected

28/8/2025, 2:30:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still working up the courage to watch this. He looks like he's in genuine pain here

28/8/2025, 2:29:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm glad you were such an advanced child, but i still think this is really unfair and hard on a kid who just had the worst day of his life

28/8/2025, 2:20:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

And if an adult sticks a microphone in a kid's face, they are probably going to comply whether they want to or not. It seems obvious that it is disgusting to interview a victim moments after the event, so of course we have to debate it.

28/8/2025, 2:00:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Having a gun pointed at you twice sounds kinda normal for America.

28/8/2025, 11:20:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

You are not a good person

28/8/2025, 1:18:46 AM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

What were you going for here

28/8/2025, 12:09:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I just find it kinda chill and relaxing to mess around with. It's not that deep, but I don't think it needs to be

27/8/2025, 9:52:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

What are you doing here, Nick

27/8/2025, 9:48:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow I didn't realize you are a Word Nurse, the best kind of nurse.

27/8/2025, 9:32:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks that's very kind of you to say

27/8/2025, 9:16:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I just came from the gym. Nobody there liked you

27/8/2025, 9:11:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Lame reply thanks

27/8/2025, 9:00:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

You sound excited

27/8/2025, 8:46:03 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Outrageous combination of words in this headline

27/8/2025, 8:41:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

How about making the kid who saw kids being shot talk about it immediately afterwards, while standing next to his mom.

27/8/2025, 8:01:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, the bus routes have been completely effed in the a

27/8/2025, 7:54:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me!"

27/8/2025, 6:17:04 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm shocked that youtube allows this, but I guess I shouldn't be

27/8/2025, 5:46:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)

Why do I have to sit through AI Mark Carney ads just to watch a movie trailer. Why is Youtube ok with AI Mark Carney ads.

AI slop ad with fake Mark Carney shilling some vague nonsense
27/8/2025, 5:41:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

Hey I don’t want to jinx anything but I feel like Terrifier 3, Toxic Avenger, this, the Red Sonja movie I just found out about, Primitive War — are we putting VHS movies in the theaters again and supporting and enjoying them and making them profitable? Is this actually happening because I’m in.

27/8/2025, 5:30:38 PM | 59 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I went there once and ordered a coffee. They gave me egg noodles and ketchup

27/8/2025, 5:31:14 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)

I am so hyped for this movie

27/8/2025, 5:30:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

The candidate can never fail the people. the people can only fail the candidate. that's you. that's how you sound

27/8/2025, 4:33:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah but was he all sexy like this?

27/8/2025, 4:26:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I do not like this

27/8/2025, 4:26:30 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

You have yet to name one

27/8/2025, 4:24:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Were you hoping this guy was one of the five? You still need to list at least five people here.

27/8/2025, 4:24:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

That is not how leftists view her. gimme a break

27/8/2025, 4:22:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

what are we doing here

27/8/2025, 3:19:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally no on in history? That's wild

27/8/2025, 3:17:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

That's messed up man

27/8/2025, 3:15:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

come on, dude

27/8/2025, 2:42:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

You either die a pitchbot, or live long enough to become the NYT

27/8/2025, 1:28:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that who that is?!?!?!

27/8/2025, 11:36:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I can stick with it but a bunch of stuff is starting to bug me

27/8/2025, 3:37:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)

You're losing me, Alien Earth

27/8/2025, 2:08:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everybody responsible for this should go to prison

26/8/2025, 8:08:30 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a huge BJM fan and have watched Dig several times. Not sure what's new here, but I'm about to find out

26/8/2025, 4:52:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness to your dad, I kinda feel like this is how it's being pitched to people

26/8/2025, 4:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I can either make my kid take a 90 minute, meandering route, or drive them to school every day. It used to be 15 minutes direct.

26/8/2025, 2:03:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't argue with the monkeys at the monolith. You can only mutter, through gritted teeth "I'm sure it has it's uses"

26/8/2025, 12:53:51 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made the mistake of talking shit about AI with my inlaws, only to discover they all think God himself put it on their phones

26/8/2025, 12:49:34 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

They can't suffer enough

26/8/2025, 12:10:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh I gotta track this down

26/8/2025, 11:55:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)

I like waking up because there's usually like a ten minute window where you have forgotten all of the horrors

26/8/2025, 11:49:22 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think that's true

26/8/2025, 11:43:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

It's in his contract. They don't have to use it but they do have to shoot it. There just might be footage of pa Kent drinking his own piss on the cutting room floor

26/8/2025, 12:32:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

This line will pop into my head at the weirdest times

26/8/2025, 12:21:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes Bluesky will randomly go "Hey, here's a weird guy to check out" and I am left reeling from psychic damage. All for the crime of using my phone

26/8/2025, 12:14:56 AM | 39 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus fucking Christ what are you doing you fucking losers goddamn

25/8/2025, 11:39:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view