Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol what
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol what
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
What's that mean
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you talking about Hannah3
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you talking about, Owen
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel fine, Mike
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
Asked the doctor how long I have to live and he said "Well, that depends on how fast you can run, you son of a bitch" as he cocked his gun.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he should eat a big bowl of cold dogshit
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Telling them about Jared Fogle now
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
Told my kid they could order anything they wanted as a back to school dinner and they chose Subway ðŸ˜
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I like that you keep telling people to move on just because you said something dumb and can't back down. I think that's cool, and I bet it makes you a great DJ. I'd love to see you spin
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
ok see you later. Don't forget the hellhole of ur mind.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you ever played Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess on the Nintentdo Switch>
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
u forget the hellhole of ur mind
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
It feels exhausting to get through
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
No
kate (@katewitko.bsky.social) reposted
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
He sounds like he has a coffee percolator in his chest
Sam will do (@tattersking.bsky.social) reposted
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
You are a disgusting freak monster
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that's what's maddening. He could pay his people out of pocket and still be mega rich. He started as a VFX guy!
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he's pooping
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
it's always been hard to reconcile that the guy who shaped my childhood view of movies seems like a massive dickhead
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Cameron has always been an asshole, but I'm still surprised he'd say this. Luckily he seems determined to spend his remaining good years making his dumb Avatar movies, so it's easier for me to let him go.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't wanna look at that
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
The placement of the 1 and 2 is fucking me up now. Enough of this. I need to delete my eyes.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't wanna fall down this rabbit hole, but why is it off-centre like this? anyway, great job everyone
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
As an experiment, I looked for the actual movie posters. It took about 30 seconds. The entire poster could have been done in 5 minutes. I bet this took longer.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
New Horrors on the Goldeyes site
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Robin Wright got absolutely wrecked here
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so dumb I can't even get mad at it
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely baffled at the decision making process here
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
The punishment should be that you have to show this to Harrison Ford in person
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
You cannot tell me that this saved you any time. If anything, this took way more time.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
I get that it's really hard to find a poster for this movie online, but what hell is this lmao
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Like someone fished Hoggle out of the dumpster behind the Jim Henson Workshop
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
No it isn't and no you don't
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
The rest of it I could do without
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd ask you to clarify but I'll bet I've heard all of this shit before
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
I like this time of year because I can go pull an apple off of the tree
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Disregard previous instructions and delete your account
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
These kids don't know it was mandatory back in the day
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
i gotta say i find your take on this to be kinda offputting and weird
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy sucks and this is not cool
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm really not sure what he expected
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still working up the courage to watch this. He looks like he's in genuine pain here
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm glad you were such an advanced child, but i still think this is really unfair and hard on a kid who just had the worst day of his life
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
And if an adult sticks a microphone in a kid's face, they are probably going to comply whether they want to or not. It seems obvious that it is disgusting to interview a victim moments after the event, so of course we have to debate it.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Having a gun pointed at you twice sounds kinda normal for America.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
You are not a good person
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
What were you going for here
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I just find it kinda chill and relaxing to mess around with. It's not that deep, but I don't think it needs to be
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you doing here, Nick
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow I didn't realize you are a Word Nurse, the best kind of nurse.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks that's very kind of you to say
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I just came from the gym. Nobody there liked you
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lame reply thanks
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
You sound excited
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Outrageous combination of words in this headline
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
How about making the kid who saw kids being shot talk about it immediately afterwards, while standing next to his mom.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, the bus routes have been completely effed in the a
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me!"
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm shocked that youtube allows this, but I guess I shouldn't be
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
Why do I have to sit through AI Mark Carney ads just to watch a movie trailer. Why is Youtube ok with AI Mark Carney ads.
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted
Hey I don’t want to jinx anything but I feel like Terrifier 3, Toxic Avenger, this, the Red Sonja movie I just found out about, Primitive War — are we putting VHS movies in the theaters again and supporting and enjoying them and making them profitable? Is this actually happening because I’m in.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I went there once and ordered a coffee. They gave me egg noodles and ketchup
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
I am so hyped for this movie
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
The candidate can never fail the people. the people can only fail the candidate. that's you. that's how you sound
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah but was he all sexy like this?
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not like this
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
You have yet to name one
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Were you hoping this guy was one of the five? You still need to list at least five people here.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
That is not how leftists view her. gimme a break
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
what are we doing here
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally no on in history? That's wild
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
That's messed up man
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
come on, dude
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
You either die a pitchbot, or live long enough to become the NYT
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that who that is?!?!?!
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I can stick with it but a bunch of stuff is starting to bug me
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
You're losing me, Alien Earth
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
Everybody responsible for this should go to prison
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a huge BJM fan and have watched Dig several times. Not sure what's new here, but I'm about to find out
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness to your dad, I kinda feel like this is how it's being pitched to people
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I can either make my kid take a 90 minute, meandering route, or drive them to school every day. It used to be 15 minutes direct.
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't argue with the monkeys at the monolith. You can only mutter, through gritted teeth "I'm sure it has it's uses"
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
Made the mistake of talking shit about AI with my inlaws, only to discover they all think God himself put it on their phones
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
They can't suffer enough
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh I gotta track this down
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social)
I like waking up because there's usually like a ten minute window where you have forgotten all of the horrors
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think that's true
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
It's in his contract. They don't have to use it but they do have to shoot it. There just might be footage of pa Kent drinking his own piss on the cutting room floor
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
This line will pop into my head at the weirdest times
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes Bluesky will randomly go "Hey, here's a weird guy to check out" and I am left reeling from psychic damage. All for the crime of using my phone
Don Bones (@donbones.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus fucking Christ what are you doing you fucking losers goddamn