Infomercial about the "God Bless the USA" Bible followed by an impromptu concert from Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock.
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Infomercial about the "God Bless the USA" Bible followed by an impromptu concert from Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock.
I hate to break it to them, but...
OMG seeing those scrawny little white legs underneath her custom down comforter absolutely slays me.
That kind of graft isn't uncommon among #47's cohorts, though. Oh, sorry, you said "functional government." Never Mind.
*it's. Argh.
If -- and it a huge fucking IF -- his house burned down, he did it himself to get sympathy. Kind of like getting fake "shot" in the ear.
Absofuckinglutely.
Swollen, fetid ghost.
Assuming Big Foot had a collection of stupid hats.
The recent pictures I've seen also show him with his mouth drooping open. Maybe it's just a coincidence although they were taken at different times & venues.
Can we get him an El Salvador/Uganda hat? I'll chip in.
🤣🤣🤣
Every time he bounces (and you know all that blubber will make him bounce a LOT).
It's possible his skull finally collapsed. Not surprising considering there's not much holding it up.
And destroy the stability of the universe, all those accolades going to such an undeserving chode? No thank you. He can just go play Xbox like all the other sad little twerps.
Summarized bullshit is still bullshit.
Quantity, vehemence, and repetition.
He and his family need to live in a country that believes in freedom and due process. Maybe Canada(?).
Bullshit
Are we still at war with the penguin islands?
Right? He did 7+3 in his head. kinda impressed tbh
Not just OUR country, he’s fucking up most of the world
A dumb baby hippo.
Eleventy pickledillion is what I heard. Many people are saying that.
I wonder if he’s erased Kent State from the Smithsonian (& elsewhere)?
You mean the violence on Jan 6, 2021? He pardoned all those thugs.
THIS guy was making fun of someone's looks!?
Too dangerous, might hit an old white hippie bystander by mistake. Nope, only one thing will do: a guillotine.
EPSTEIN TRUMP EPSTEIN EPSTEIN TRUMP EPSTEIN EPSTEIN TRUMP EPSTEIN EPSTEIN TRUMP EPSTEIN EPSTEIN TRUMP EPSTEIN EPSTEIN TRUMP EPSTEIN EPSTEIN TRUMP EPSTEIN EPSTEIN TRUMP EPSTEIN
Instant gratification is a key part of the US's culture, but mostly it's greed. Gotta make that quick buck.
They'll rationalize it by nitpicking past problems they have had with the VA, ignoring the fact it's one of those baby/bathwater situations. Or maybe it's a "don't let perfection be the enemy of the good" situation.
Some parts may never recover, like #47's admin malicious attacks on climate change mitigation efforts.
Well, and of course "Woke" when you only need a broad brush to redirect the blame.
Babysitting? BABYSITTING?! I loathe these ineducable parochial cockwobbles.
The only emergency Trump’s responding to in Washington is a public relations crisis caused by his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein and his stubborn refusal to release the Epstein files despite his repeated promises to do so. Even a real emergency does not give him power to take over the MPD.
Asses AND their assets.
Maybe he's taking credit for the questionable "peace deals" Jared supposedly arranged during his first term (like the "deal" between Bahrain and Israel)? The wars that weren't.
I think he settled on 6'3". Previously he cited his height at 6'1". He's a medical curiosity, having grown 2" in height in his 70s.
I just fell in love with the descriptor "touchy simpleton."
Dog pile!
Vibe from EU leaders on Monday:
His hair was pretty at the summit, though. Very nice to be pretty; you can always fake being smart.
He held Putin's hand longer than he holds Melania's, that's for sure.
My stepfather was career US Navy, an intelligence officer that focused on Russia. He passed away in 2009; you're correct, it's cold comfort he didn't live to see this.
Eat it standing up over the sink. Calories come from the food touching plates, spoons, knives and forks.
Thanks, I haven't lived in or visited B/CS since the mid 90's so my info is quite dated.
Rio or Dubai?
At 18, they're too young to drink alcohol (legally) and too young to rent a car, but hey, let's give them guns and the power to destroy people's lives. Did anyone think this one through?
Mild off-topic correction: It used to be true that everyone is entitled to due process; under #47, ICE does not subscribe to that belief.
Of course, then they'd be in shitty little Bryan, Texas. However, Bryan/College Station does have a small airport and it's only ~90 miles from Houston, which has an international airport.
I'm very interested in the truthful & accurate answer to that question. I love snark, but... really, who the heck sat her down in a job interview and concluded, "She's a perfect fit for our company."
Or been a horse.
Also, the origins of the adage "Never fight uphill, me boys. Never fight uphill."
MEDIA, Hello? We know it isn’t about Biden and his age but… Trump saying he was visiting Russia instead of Alaska? Trump lying about crime in Washington DC? Trump and the Epstein Files? Ghislaine and her new digs? Republicans protecting pedophiles? Trump being a pedophile… Hello?
lol I posted a text version of that before I saw your skeet.
Phrasing! Are we still doing that?!
CHESTER!
Considering "ICE*" is routinely kidnapping people (citizens & non-citizens alike), does the FBI still care about finding missing persons? Probably only if they're rich or white or their loved ones have bent the knee to #47. *Whomever the fuck those masked bounty hunters are.
oh ffs
TACO
Caused by missing punctuation, perhaps?
There's a reason they're called the "Black Death."
It was very obvious to me who was American when sunning myself on a topless beach (the last time was actually poolside in Spain). Ridiculously disproportionate, gravity-defying, immovable, fun bags = American.
Apologies for repeating myself re: behavioral changes. [Me, speaking to myself: PROOF READ, ya big dummy! Copy-paste is not the same thing as cut-n-paste, knucklehead]
That implies he's capable of self-reflection AND that he's capable of learning. Also, that he's capable of changing his behavior based upon that learning. Color me skeptical. Additionally, I feel it's unlikely that he's capable of changing his behavior based upon that learning.
And this yuckster is supposed to be a professional? Medium? MEDIUM!?
I don't believe a word they say until they take it to the roof.
Woof
And then offering her the job of transporting children every day.
I'm just *one* American here, but you have MY full permission to alter any of the nicknames (more accurately, descriptions) to give them more international appeal.
Pretty sure he puts bat guano in his raw milk smoothies, too.
Can we also assume he has E. Coli and giardia based upon his time spent swimming in shit and hantavirus from sleeping with and/or eating rats?
It all makes sense when you remember he was hired by Jared to serve in #45's (mis)administration based upon Amazon reviews.
What about the tariffed penguins? I think their only currency is rocks. Small, shiny pebbles. www.oneearth.org/species-of-t...
You can fly, Donnie!
JUMP! You can fly, Donnie!
So... no adoptions? Huh.
Have you seen their "base?"
Call Marco Rubio to testify.
So he's calling Marco Rubio a liar? He was chair of the committee that found Russia interfered in the 2016 election to help elect #45.
Hence their obsession with deflowering/abusing young girls, there's no threat of her unfavorably contrasting the men to previous partners. ("partners" isn't the right word because it implies they're on equal footing, but neither is "lover." I tried).
Maybe ex-husband, maybe serial killer, maybe sex trafficker... The list goes on and on.
DO NOT rely on Yelp reviews. And, unlike wonderkind Jared's hiring of Peter Navarro, ignore all Amazon reviews. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
He's too stupid to be the anti-christ.
I wish he was still POTUS.
You need to replace your scale if it's giving you numbers you don't like.
Gotta admit I tried to scroll up.
You'll know when you get the shoulder tap.
Come on now, comedy is legal again. Wait -- what's that I'm hearing? Oh. Never mind.
"A shithole is a shithole," he responded when informed, probably.
Wellness check, please. She might have sung to him.
Golf course guy. IMHO, since no shots were fired, the description seems like an overly generous use of the word "attempt."
Not meaning to be rude, but it's spelled "Cohn" (just thinking about someone trying to name search). Haven't seen this doc, but wiki has tons of info about their twisted relationship. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where%2...
Even MAGA has to wonder why #47 had so many connections to a variety of sexual predators -- going back decades! -- if they stop to think about it.
Trump does not understand how tariffs work. That said, I am disappointed that no journalist has asked Trump to explain the mechanism that causes a tariffed country to make a payment to America. Wouldn’t you like to see Trump attempt to explain that? Embarrass the idiot on national television.
"That's a nasty question! You're fake news." followed by yanking of press pass. Not that it should stop EVERY journalist/reporter from asking the question.
Not to mention, "sex" comes (sorry) in many forms other than penis/vagina contact. What an unbelievably narrow-minded guy.
Why would any more victims come forward? They know they won't be believed and doing so would put them (& their families) in danger. I hate to be so cynical, but really... what's the "reward" for the risk?
I just know it's favored by international criminals like Erik Prince for meeting Russian gangsters.