As another wit commented, it’ll probably be to announce “1500% off everything at the White House G(r)ift Shop, today only folks!” 🤣
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As another wit commented, it’ll probably be to announce “1500% off everything at the White House G(r)ift Shop, today only folks!” 🤣
I’d unplug him to charge the cellphones of people I don’t even like 👍🏼
Given Trump’s propensity for holding grudges, you can bet your boots he won’t have forgotten about this. He’ll get his revenge one way or another.
I’ve never read such an accurate description. Sublime.
I sometimes wonder if the vengeful, petulant prick has ever genuinely loved or cared about anyone other than himself. Hard to believe a human being can have *no* redeeming qualities whatsoever, but he seems to manage it quite effortlessly.
He’s got every trait of NPD in spades, hasn’t he
Good God the NY Post is sycophantic. It called those speculating about the Demented Grandpa’s health “haters”. Is the *entire* US media like this now? Totally biased reporting?
In fact, *many* people are saying! With tears in their eyes too (or perhaps that’s just due to the probe).
Or an epileptic hedgehog
Trumphole 🤣🤣🤣
Shameful that one person (although I know in many ways he’s a puppet) is being allowed to dictate every US policy. The news that he fired the head of the Federal Reserve so that *he* can set interest rates is…. wow. The whole world is going to suffer under his vengeful narcissism 🫣
I’d add that our rain often falls at a 45 degree angle thanks to the accompanying winds, so the gazebo I don’t have would be rendered useless 🤣
I’d really like to do this too except for 2 things: 1/ I live in Scotland, where it’s usually cold and raining, or occasionally warm and raining. 2/ I’d never sleep a wink waiting for all the nocturnal beasties to come over and investigate me [shudders] 🫣
Take a closer look if you dare lol 🤭
Incredible that the president of the USA does stuff like this. No class, no gravitas, no diplomacy, no statesman-like behaviour. Just a sleazy, beady-eyed, rancid old geezer who’s constantly on the take and lies as often as he breathes in air 🤮
Good article from The Guardian newspaper. Step back and take it in: the US is entering full authoritarian mode | Jonathan Freedland www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
All the best* people! * the best crooks, thieves and other shady people, yay!
Stunning 😍 What a gorgeous shade of red!
I never like to make fun of someone’s appearance, but why does this woman’s nose look like it’s a false one made of putty?
This is f*****g ridiculous and a waste of time. And I’m here for it 100% 👍🏼 Keep up the good work.
Boop 💗
Hell, I’m not even American or living in the US and even *I* know Joe Biden was president from Jan 21 - Jan 25. Just like Doddering Don was president from 2017-21, ie in the first year of Covid, which some eejits like to pretend wasn’t the case! 🙄
This is epic mockery. Epic 👏🏼
One by one, cities getting taken over by the military. There’s a pattern here isn’t there.
Shed some excess weight by chucking that man in the bin. Like, NOW. What a disrespectful pig, behaving like an immature little boy! 🤬
We (husband and I) had wondered about flying over to take in a couple of World Cup games, really just to experience the atmosphere. That thought rapidly became a huge HELL NO after November 2024. It’s such a shame, so many beautiful places in the US now off the bucket list 🥺
Vile and shameful. I noticed some of them appear to be non-white and wonder how they’ll feel if and when *they* become the next government target and oh dear, suddenly the shoe is on the other foot. Threatening to go and target someone’s parents. Really??? Such big men 🙄
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Why are Stephen Miller’s trouser legs flying at half mast?
He’s going for the Kim Jong Un flappy trousers look 😁
Ahhhh well now hold on, I never said he actually “wrote” them himself …… 😛 Imagine what they’d be like if he had!!! 🫣
Maybe the second pocket there once belonged to young Putin lookalike Stephen Miller?
Maybe some of them hoped that food prices etc would be a by-product, but I’m sure many more voted primarily because it meant they’d have the freedom to be their authentic racist, sexist, hateful selves 🤷🏻♀️
I wonder what the books are on the right? If I had to guess I’d say they’re probably his own 🙄
I have some friends from Albania. I imagine the news they were in a conflict will come as quite the surprise.
Ahhh, with the exception of Miami Vice (too 'grown up'), all of them staples of my childhood weekends in the 80s. There's a TV channel in the UK called Legend - weekday evenings they show reruns of this stuff. Yes, I watch. We've got Knight Rider at the moment 🤣
The US is the "hottest" country in the world right now because Trump has dragged it into hell.
I heard someone saying that if they can just get the doddery old coot to the halfway point in the presidency, Vance could be installed and then still be eligible for 2 full terms. I don’t know if that’s true or not? I could believe it though.
OH. MY. GOD. He's even got a framed picture of himself following the attempted “assassination” [cough] on the shelf 😳. He has the largest, yet simultaneously most fragile, ego in the *entire* galaxy. What a freak.
That’s what I came here to ask!
Or give a second Nobel prize to Obama. The 🍊 🤡’s head would explode 🤣
All politicians are hypocrites to some extent or another but this is scaling new, dizzying heights. Wow.
🤣 Love it! 🐈⬛
Black cats are wonderful, I *highly* recommend them. Such funny, chatty little personalities! This is Archie, as a baby and now as a big grown up baby 😂
I’m not American so have no horse in the race but I like what this guy’s saying and how angrily he says it. Apart from a few others, it’s a shame there isn’t a more cohesive strategy on the part of the Democrats. There needs to be so much more pushback like this but many just seem to be AWOL?
Ugh. Imagine being that close and not doing the world a favour…. 🤯
Awww, sweet doggos! 🐶
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Every time I see this creepy photo I get these vibes…
Holy shit. That’s some very twisted logic right there 🤦🏻♀️
Wow, thanks for that - might make watching YT videos more bearable! 🙌🏼
Same here - there’s no problem with playing a YT video on here and there are no ads. I wonder if thats widely known 🤔
Do you think this would ever get as far as a courtroom? I don't think so. Imagine what might need to be disclosed! 🤯🫣 (also, I snort-laughed at the claim of "reputational damage" - listen, Miss Hard-face, what reputation?) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
From across the pond, can I just say how much I love this 👏🏼 *Epic* way to get under the skin of The Most Fragile Ego In the Galaxy™️ 🤣
Yeah, I don’t think it’s just that. We’ve only got a partial story 🤔
PTSD activated with the reminders of chilly getaways in the west of Scotland (we never went far!) and that smell of a Butlins “holiday” camp 😂 Nobody was ever brave enough (or stupid enough) to take a dip in the freezing cold outdoor pool 🥶
Pot and kettle etc etc. Let’s talk about human rights abuse and lack of free speech in YOUR dictatorship, Doughboy Vance 🤔
It’s soooo accurate in tone you could almost believe the Rusty Felon spewed it out on the keyboard himself. The only thing that would cause more rage is a comment on who’s got the better hair and physique lol 😁 Beautifully done, and just what’s needed. Take it to their level!
“Mad megalomaniac dictates everything everywhere for everyone, no fascist meddling too minor” Could be an alternative headline. How do some people still not see what’s happened to their country?
So one sleazy, ignorant, low IQ individual is deciding how EVERYTHING in America is to be run, what the media can say and what history is permissible? Every policy, every piece of official information, the work of ONE person? And still people are apathetic. What will it take? It’s a dictatorship!
Well, if major players like [checks notes] Azerbaijan and, err, Gabon are calling for it surely the Nobel committee must listen! 🤣 Ask the rusty felon if he can point to all these places on a map.
More or less, thank you 🙏🏻 Our kitchen ceiling will need replaced but it could have been so much worse. Thank goodness we were still home to switch everything off and hadn’t left for work, leaving the cats in a flooding house with live electricity 😱
Seems like Mossad might have something too, according to Putin’s right hand man 🙄
Man’s a pig. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Gosh, imagine if Hunter Biden had posted something like that.
Woke up at 7am to a burst pipe in the bathroom gushing hot water everywhere. Also, been raining in the kitchen through the light fittings 😱 Water off (finally), electricity off, still in my jammies and can’t even get my first coffee of the day. Fuck this.
Sell reasonably priced coffee too and the middle aged guitar heads (like my other half) would be meeting there all the time, making the place look busy 👍🏼 I think you should go for it 😁
Every one of them has a common attribute - they look dead behind the eyes, but holy shit Pee Wee German is the very definition of "creepy bad guy from a cheesy action movie". I bet flowers and plants literally wither and die when he walks past them. Mothers pull their children indoors.
You're right, it is! I knew it was some kind of big middle finger to a certain person or persons 😃
Jesus Christ they love to give everything a tacky, childish name, don't they? The 'speedway slammer'? These people are supposed to be grown-ups ffs 🙄
Baby goose is all like “Why did I get the thick legs in the family, it’s not faaaaiiiir” 😄
Yep, nothing to see here folks, move along now! 🙄 I can smell the corruption all the way across the Atlantic Ocean.
That’s obviously Mr Gorilla on the left there, proudly displaying his beer belly, while Mrs Gorilla on the right wishes he’d smarten himself up a bit when he knows he’s getting his photo taken 😄
I believe they do have a new song out, and it’s called “Fuck You” 😂
Oh I *love* these! Do you have an online shop for orders?
Utah…. isn’t that like the Jehovah’s Witness capital of the US? So it’s a cult within a cult? They’re creepy people. I had 2 turn up on my doorstep last week. Told them I was a heathen and *very* comfortable with not going to heaven if it was full of people like them 🙄
Oh America… *shakes head sadly* 😭
Absolute shocker, said nobody ever 🙄 www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Maxwell was arrested and charged when it was Trump’s DOJ, I don’t suppose the MAGATs remember that? It’s disgusting - absolutely vile. They’ve done a deal with her, haven’t they, the sick, twisted, fuckers 🤢 America is neck deep in a rancid sewer right now.
Simple pleasures, sometimes there’s nothing better ❤️
And that was just this morning.
From The Guardian (UK). I'm guessing no stories like this ever appear in the American press??? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Years ago I worked for a gynaecologist who told me that when patients presented with symptoms of dyspareunia (painful sex), in a great many cases they probably needed a more skillful and attentive lover before any medical treatment lol 😜
Thanks for posting this article. It was so interesting to read and explains a LOT. He’s been a bullshitter his entire life.
No no he had *two*, including his own. That made him an avid reader 🤪
All boxes ticked. And *still* some people don’t appear to understand it, or want to see what’s happening.
It still astounds me that the entire system of US government - and the many ways it’s meant to be safeguarded - has completely collapsed, now allowing *one person* to make every single decision in every single area of how the country runs. No checks, no balances, just one madman’s vindictive whims.
The grey socks with tan shoes aren’t great either 🫤
Kind of like if Jeffrey Dahmer had been appointed lead investigator into his own crimes 🤷🏻♀️
Bahahahaha 🤣
Are you a wasp disguised as a human? 🐝 😛
What’s that old saying about people in glass houses and stones hmmmm? 🤨
On the bright side (cough) all these little girls will no longer need to agonise over which of their many dolls to play with. After all, they only need one or two, according to Prez Dumbnuts 🫤
You’ve summed it up perfectly. Now the village idiots have united 🫤
I think he’s chosen you to raise his offspring! “Give my children a better life” he’s saying (perhaps) 😁
Just “alternative facts” 🤦🏻♀️
And he laid a great patio 👍🏼
We have lots of great words 😁 “Fud” is another good one. Colloquial term for, umm, female genitalia. “Get yerself tae fuck, ya big orange fud”, just to pluck an example out of the sky.
