Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Well, this is quite a list. And now we wait to find out who did exactly what. And yes, Trump's name is there along with some you'll wish weren't and others you won't be surprised by.
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Well, this is quite a list. And now we wait to find out who did exactly what. And yes, Trump's name is there along with some you'll wish weren't and others you won't be surprised by.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Mood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktQU...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
It usually takes about 2-3 comment exchanges before about half the MAGA I write to end up trying to project their homosexual fantasies onto me, but this guy went a step further and outed himself with gross fantasies about little boys. YUCK. www.facebook.com/david.gunthe...
Brooke (@brooklynmarie.bsky.social) reposted
I can tell you exactly which conspiracy theory / disinformation campaign the assholes who passed this nonsense have chosen to believe. It's an American narrative about "welfare recipients buying steak and lobster." So that's who is inspiring them: right-wing American conspiracy theories
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
For those who have never seen it in real life. 😁
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Man, the crazy REALLY comes out of MAGA when you suggest blue states should stop funding red states. The disjointed barrage of words which ensues can be aptly described as Hippo Poo Spray.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
He tried to pass off his strange six-day media absence as some kind of vacation. Combining that with the fact that pics posted of him supposedly playing golf in Virginia this weekend had PALM TREES in them (palm trees cannot survive Virginia winters) tells me he's very sick and they're hiding it.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
"Without the United States, everything in the world would die." 😆
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Trump just claimed Jimmy Carter's people found mail-in voting promotes corruption. Once again, he's fucking lying. www.cartercenter.org/news/pr/2020...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
"If something is posted that's bad, I'll just blame A.I. Even from the time I was a baby, I'd see something and say, 'Who did that?' and it was A.I." He's fucking insane.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
He's rambling about turning on the water in Los Angeles and putting out "bullet fires" (whatever the fuck THOSE are!).
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
There's a fairly striking indentation above his eyes that look like he's had a ton of botox OR a craniectomy (removal of part of the skull to reduce brain swelling due to disease or hematomas).
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Only three days until the next Bandcamp Friday! Support your favorite indie musicians with a purchase and Bandcamp will give 100% of their revenue share directly to artists & labels. Details: daily.bandcamp.com/features/ban...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
And as usual, the fat fuck is late. I think the only time he's been on time or early is when he meets with Putin.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't that how they defeated Pennywise in "It Part Two?"
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
Vance follows a coterie of online Nazis on X, has described Curtis Yarvin as a major intellectual influence, and openly attacks immigrants in blood and soil terms. The response of most of the political press? "Doesn't look like anything to me."
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Is it alive?
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
... the grift goes on.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
FIVE days. It's been five days since we last heard Trump speak. It's been quite nice!
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Happy Labor Day! Ammo.com states white males commit more mass shootings than any other demographic. I think we should ban all white males from having access to firearms until they can be individually adjudicated by mental health professionals.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
What date is that picture from?
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
Netanyahu and members of the IDF need to be prosecuted for their war crimes.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Four more days until the next Bandcamp Friday! Support your favorite indie music with a purchase and Bandcamp will give 100% of their revenue share directly to artists & labels. Details: daily.bandcamp.com/features/ban... My stuff: douglaswaynericketts.bandcamp.com
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I think he's dead. Four days without him speaking? That's like four days without ME speaking!
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA Catholics, probably: "TOO WOKE!"
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
The person who figures out how to turn constant streams of urine into energy is gonna be RICH once someone we all know is buried & gone. Might just be hydropower!
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Another "Bandcamp Friday" is coming Sep 5th! Details: daily.bandcamp.com/features/ban... I recommend checking out this instrumental composer, he's all over the place. 😁 douglaswaynericketts.bandcamp.com
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Yay! Completed narrating my third & fourth audiobooks. Both were approved with no revisions required. Looking forward to promoting them when they're released. One is a guide on critical thinking skills written by a cognitive psychologist and the other is a cute kids' book about a funny little cat.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even he is convinced he survived the brainworm. Remember, he tried to use his "limited intellect" due to it in order to decrease an alimony judgement during a divorce.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
How about "fired... out of a cannon."
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Attention scammers... you're getting a LITTLE better but this one is still ridiculous on its face. And "At shells" ??? 🤪
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Thought he was a bot. Turns out he’s just incredibly incoherent. Insane? Drunk? Maybe both! (screencap thread - NSFW language) substack.com/@douglaswayn...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Trying to reason with a Trump supporter is like trying to convince flesh-eating bacteria that it's not hungry.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
In the 1970s the government banned lead in paint and drastically reduced the use of lead in gasoline. Data was proving that both were making people violent and stupid. Now consider the median age of Trump supporters.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I need one of those "Dirty/Clean" magnets people put on their dishwashers but for the bathroom. One that specifically reminds me if I drank beet juice the day before so I don't think I'm dying from internal bleeding. 😁
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Now might be a great time to get this audiobook. Narrated by yours truly! www.amazon.com/Invisible-St...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I'm listening to a Cardi B song on YouTube for hip-hop track reference and the n-word can be used 1,000 times but one use of the word DICK was bleeped out 😆 We are a stupid species.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I watched two trailers for Hallmark Channel Christmas movies for a voice-over audition reference and now every third ad I see is for more of their movies... 😆
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Taking medical advice from RFK Jr is like taking investment guidance from a crackhead with tarot cards.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Hey, look, yet another NOT a drag queen or homosexual...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
Hitchens answered this a long time ago... Religion poisons everything.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I don't have kids. But I will 100% fight for your child's right to enjoy life without fearing a maniac with easy access to firearms will murder or maim them. #GunControlNOW
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
We have a serious mental illness problem in this country.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting recording technique, the vocals (with fx) and bass are both mono while everything else is stereo. I need to try that, I'm always slapping some weird stereo effect on my bass.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Oooooh, it comes with a new drum machine to play with! Like I don't have a gazillion of those already... 😁
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I haven't considered entering one of these in decades. We played the crap out of the track during my Hot A/C days and I'm sure it permeated my brain cells. www.beatportal.com/articles/105...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I'd like to point out that if he can see these kids at airports, they can also see him. I'd looked stressed if I saw him in person, too. RFK eviscerated for saying he knows kids’ health is in crisis since they look stressed at airports www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/08/rfk-...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Their slogan could be, “GOOD NEWS! IT’S YOUR TURN IN THE BARREL!” 😁
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Somewhat home-made chili (I jazz up a can of Dennison's with meat, peppers, and spices) with shredded mozzarella for breakfast... because I can!
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
The majority of mass-shootings in the U.S. since 1966 (ammo.com) are carried out by white males. None of them should be allowed any access to firearms until they’ve been properly vetted individually by mental health professionals.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
The majority of mass-shootings in the U.S. since 1966 (ammo.com) are carried out by white males. None of them should be allowed any access to firearms until they’ve been properly vetted individually by mental health professionals.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
My favorite snack, frozen (raw) breaded chicken breasts stuffed with cheese & broccoli (box of six) have gone from $11.99 to $13.49 in less than two weeks. Trump's economy SUCKS.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
New article! "How to Clear All Data from a Windows Tablet, Laptop, or Desktop Computer" douglasricketts.medium.com/how-to-clear...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
MAGA's already trying to disparage trans folk over today's school shooting (the shooter had registered a name change). Let 'em. Then reply with...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Regarding JARTS... Over 6,100 people were injured by lawn darts between 1978 and 1986, with 81% of the injuries occurring in children under 15 years old. The injuries often involved...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Comedian Steve Hofstetter: Gun Control Solved in Three Minutes fb.watch/BLn2pcrBN-/
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
NO other country has this problem. It's not mental health there or here. It's the guns HERE.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
virtue: behavior showing high moral standards signaling: transmit information or instructions by means of a gesture, action, or sound Why does MAGA think virtual signaling is a BAD thing? Are they literally saying NOT having moral standards is a better way to live? 😆
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
They count on the "other" side to be less prone to violence. They're not wrong.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I realize I'm dating myself a bit, but honestly... Would y'all rather hang out with Jello Biafra or Ben Shapiro for an hour? That pretty much says it all about U.S. politics at this point.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I live in a pretty populated area of L.A. and meat has gone from about $8 per pound to $10-12 per pound. Trump's economy SUCKS.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
And yes, I warm the sauce separately with bell peppers in it. What do you think I am, a fucking animal?!
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
A bag of Trader Joe's frozen mandarin chicken (serves two) has gone from $4.99 (since forever) to $5.49. Trump's economy SUCKS.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
My favorite pomegranate juice vanished from Smart & Final for a couple months, hovered around $7.99 for 64 oz the past couple weeks, then shot up to $10.99 (on SALE) as of today. Trump's economy sucks.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Mood: “If Iron Maiden wrote ‘Dancing Queen’” www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlM5...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER “Cracker Barrel will go back to old logo after conservative backlash” www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
abcnews.go.com/Politics/lad...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Netanyahu and members of the IDF need to be prosecuted for war crimes. They killed twenty civilians over what they claim was a "Hamas CAMERA." apnews.com/article/isra...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
Netanyahu and members of the IDF need to be held accountable for war crimes.
Kathleen Bachynski (@bachynski.bsky.social) reposted
“Jimenez Rosa, a legal permanent resident and mother of four U.S. citizens, was detained over what her lawyer believes was a decades-old, personal-use marijuana charge, which is no longer a crime in Massachusetts today… “I was just like, ‘Girls, we might never see your mother again in this country’”
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I like how Eddie Murphy has some success ("Dolemite") then makes a couple shitty movies after that. I'd love to advise him but he probably wouldn't listen.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Y'all notice a LOT of pro-Trump anti-Ukraine commenters list "Digital Creator" as their occupation? I sure have. I wonder who is paying for that position.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Just told folks about this in a comment section and they had no idea it was happening... so... "Massie, Khanna bringing Epstein survivors to Capitol" ... survivors will join them at a press conference the morning of Sept. 3, the day the House returns from August recess thehill.com/homenews/hou...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Notice how careful Ghislaine's statements were. “I never saw the president do anything concerning.” The part left out “… because I was just in charge of making the appointment and showing him where the room with his sixteen year-old was, someone ELSE was in charge of monitoring the spy cameras!”
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I'm the guy who you'd think is into Linux but has too many music apps which require Windows. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
That's another one I got rid of, asthma! Had an inhaler in the late 90s. The culprit? Microwave popcorn! Was eating about a bag a day, it was the "butter dust" agitating my system.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel ya. Air pressure and humidity have been messing with my sinuses here in L.A. The glop I cleared out this morning could be described as "1982's The Thing-like." 😁
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Note to self: STOP arguing with nitwits in the comment sections under Reels. Navigation is clearly designed to make you poke around and waste as much time as possible on the post.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you drinking anything with corn syrup in it? I used to take Imitrex when I got regular migraines (or cluster headaches) when it was nine bucks a pill. Eliminated beverages with any amount of corn syrup in them and now maybe I suffer 1-2 times a year.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Fox News settled with Dominion for $78 million and Newsmax recently agreed to pay $67 million for their lies about the 2020 election. In a real country both would have been banned from the airwaves. Ah, but that's the trick...
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
The reason you're not seeing 2A people protesting the National Guard in D.C. is the same reason you don't see cops patrolling KKK rallies.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
When Trump's grotesque probably cancer-ridden carcass due to burnt steaks & ketchup finally gives out, I don't think they'll tell us right away. They're gonna Weekend at Bernie's him for as long as possible.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
MAGA's whining about the CRACKER BARREL logo now? 😆😆😆 It turns out the Red Hats were the real snowflakes that they called us all along.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
The south shall be crushed again.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
I think all this anti-drag stuff is instilled in kids when they're young. As in, some young boys got quite excited when they saw Bugs Bunny in drag and didn't understand why. 😁
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Not all cops are pigs. But wayyyyy too many good cops turn a blind eye and let bad cops be pigs. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Douglas Wayne Ricketts (@douglasricketts.bsky.social)
Has anyone remembered to make sure there are two humpback whales in the San Francisco bay when this thing swings by? Just in case. "Harvard scientist says interstellar object on course for Earth could be nuclear-powered" www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...
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