Fulham fans shouldn’t worry too much about this one. The main reason Forest are beefing w Nuno is bc Nuno has the ‘wrong’ super agent (Mendes) and won’t play ball w what Maranakis and Edu want to do for *their* super agent, Joorabchian. Marco’s agent is Mendes. Edu won’t go near him. #fulhamfc
Fulham fans shouldn’t worry too much about this one. The main reason Forest are beefing w Nuno is bc Nuno has the ‘wrong’ super agent (Mendes) and won’t play ball w what Maranakis and Edu want to do for *their* super agent, Joorabchian. Marco’s agent is Mendes. Edu won’t go near him.
Best FFC social media moment since they posted this and got Ten Hag to publicly demand the club pull it down. www.tiktok.com/@fulhamfc/vi...
From earlier today… bsky.app/profile/doug...
Chief Justice John Roberts' top banana split advisor says the judge is wary of entering banana split fray.
I'm late to this story, but my first thought was 'did this really happen or are they tryna act like macho movie guys?' Maybe they really did kill some humans to look cool for Fox News, but that boat footage looks like some outtakes from Mann's Miami Vice or the opening of Biggie's 'Hypnotize.'
If only Republicans would loudly suggest that their own party shouldn't gerrymander rather than just blaming Democrats for what their own party has been doing. Screw this guy. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/02/o...
Don't worry, the kid we signed from Bayern has been playing U games for Sweden. Ignore the rumors that Ghana has been feeling him out since he's also eligible for them (and the Finns).
I’m not convinced this is more than Leeds wanting him. I have no info, but I also recall a few weeks ago Leeds fans on here being absolutely convinced Muniz was already signed for them.
I just hope they’ve done more research than “he played against us on Saturday.”
Unlike every other part of the US?
It's the Tom Cruise saved ANOTHER person from a car crash gambit. www.papermag.com/tom-cruise-s...
Need *some* armed officers, obv, but what if potential police trainees KNEW they would only get a gun when they'd been on the force 5+ years? "Sorry, angry young bros - I hear ICE is always hiring (for now)"
British/Euro cops (have own problems, obv) feel more like adult-serving versions of Child Protective Service bureaucrats/field officers. They aren't heroes, just people doing a job. The US and it's gun culture is a different beast, but shifting the vibe away from "bad asses" to "helpers" seems key.
Move to LA, where the transplants complain non-stop about all the stuff they don't like about the "locals" but what they're bitching about is 100% other people from Ohio or Connecticut.
Got a short range electric vehicle (Nissan Leaf) and it’s great around town. The maintenance is insanely low bc it’s mechanically simple. Can’t realize how much is spent on keeping internal combustion car running until you ditch it. Hybrids are (unfortunately) very complex & expensive to maintain.
Dominik Szoboszlai 100% looks like the tennis pro at ‘the club’ who’s gonna makes moves on your wife AND your mom.
American cities are great. There’s room for pierogis and cannoli and banh mi and chilaquiles.
Does Ukrainian league data exist? I'm wondering if FFC could be doing more than just making a 40mil guess. Not partic hopeful, but wondering ...
I live in the states and I don’t think I’ve ever seen those. Restaurant here use little envelopes the size of your thumb, same as ketchup packets. share.google/XA2zwC2cYxXw...
When you pay extra for Fascism+ there’re no commercials!
🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo) There is no deal We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
Gotta love "freethinking anatomist."
Lukic's set piece deliveries have NOT been great today. #epl-live
No, not much at all.
How, though? Slide tackle all the way into the off-site VAR facility and take out the 'player' responsible?
Fulham's goal for the rest of this game - don't get any 3-game suspensions for the players on the field. #CHEFUL #epl-live
So glad I got up at 4:20am for this. #epl-live #CHEFUL
Now, when they give Chelsea this penalty? #epl-live
And something Silva hasn't always managed well. See the FA Cup implosion at Old Trafford a few years back when Silva's raging certainly didn't not contribute Mitrovic getting sent off and putting us down to 9 men.
The challenge for Silva is gonna be NOT raging so hard at HT that he cooks the brains of the Fulham players and screws up the 2H. #epl-live
And he's fully Broja-ing ESR.
Josh King looking very, very much like he belongs. #epl-live
Getting ready for tomorrow. @fulhamish.bsky.social #CHEFUL
I’m feeling *another* 1-1 draw for Fulham at the Bridge tomorrow.
I dont have a ton of faith in ESR but it’s hard for a club like FFC to have 3 first team options at one position. We kinda sorta also have TC, iwobi & Wilson at 10. we’re still struggling with needing TWO defensive mids to do what Joao used to do solo. Though lukic/Berge progress ball MUCH better.
I think the plan is that ESR is the one to make those killer passes and we're gonna sign wingers and maybe a LB. King is the AP replacement. Underrated how AP's relentless pressing in front of Mitro made playing the Serbian possible.
That is just cruel and un-called for!
For decades the American right has pushed that all solutions are easy. Be tough on crime! Stand up to the Russkies! Just say No! Complexity and nuance are not to be trusted by "real" Americans. They hunger for a simpler world. What is simpler than just having a king who tells you what to do?
How would this NOT just give everyone Timothy McVeigh white-supremacist bombing memorial vibes like *all* the time?
I'd be happy to see Nelson back at the Cottage, but it seems like Fulham wanted another loan with an option to buy based on him staying healthy. That Arsenal just wants to clear the decks now (or maybe they know Nelson isn't all the way healthy??) makes sense from their perspective.
Sure seems like Fulham wanted a loan with an option to protect them from the injury risk that kept Nelson out of 2/3 of last season when he was on loan at FFC. Makes sense Arsenal just wants a straight sale this week so they can focus on other things.
There were decades long law suits from grieving families against Ozzy and Judas Priest (others as well?) over various teen suicides in the 1980s/90s.
It's a sign of how sh^tty thing have gotten - my first reaction to this story was "Oh, how cute! Classic 'pro-business' style GOP corruption. I really miss that era."
I think if the locals are reporting you for carrying out influence operations you are doing it in a very clumsy, dumb way.
The generation older than me: had it too easy, they're too conservative, they are hoarding all the money The generation younger than me: had it too easy, lazy, ruining the economy, obsessed with some new tech I don't grasp (radio, rock and roll, tamagouchi, tik tok) rinse, repeat
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Maybe the Satanic Panic of the 1980s was just ... 40 years early?
Sterling is NOT coming at anything close to those wages. We’ve never made a loan deal that pricey. Can’t see us starting now. I think Sterling is pretty cooked (could be wrong) but his performance is irrelevant compared to what would be incredibly outsized wages. Not happening.
Unless Sterling tears up his own contract - him coming to Fulham is impossible. Reports are that Raul makes 110k a week and is our highest earner. Sterling earns 350k per week. Even if they cover HALF his wages, that'd still have this loanee as our highest earner at nearly 2x anyone else.
Andy Reid went to high school in LA with Def Jam’s Lyor Cohen. (DiCaprio attended much later). I assume he’s been playing a midwestern coach character for years. He and Antonoff would probably discuss recoupable expenses.
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@joshtpm.bsky.social this seems like your kind of thing. bsky.app/profile/doug...
Why is the GOP disguising who's paying for the mailing? Are donations coming from red states? I'm sure Jessica Millan Patterson doesn't like the idea that her GOP will lose seats if CA redistricts, but maybe she oughta call Greg Abbott in Texas, bc he's too scared of Trump to make his own decisions.
Obviously @governor.ca.gov is getting their attention and the GOP is already spending money to keep CA from canceling out the TX mid-decade gerrymander. This mailer is out very, very early. The vote is in November and there isn't even a specific proposition for the GOP to suggest we vote against yet
It has begun. They’re sending out mailers to CA voters, telling us to ‘say no’ to partisan gerrymandering. Who is running this organization, Right Path CA? Jessica Millan Patterson, the chair of the CA GOP.
refresher course ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4O...
Underrated part of the success of ZM is that he (almost always) communicates in simplest, clearest way. Drifting into pol-speak: link long phrases, qualify each statement and acknowledge the other pols/parties involved seems VERY hard to resist. ZM just speaks like a human. Simple but hard to do.
Absolutely, leaving aside the bigotry, it reveals a very mechanical vision of childhood to think that explaining gay couples is final boss of parenting. Are they in a world of Don Draper-level 1950s emotional open-ness? Try "Why are you sad, Daddy?" or "Have you ever broken the law?"
It's a horrible, poisoned gift from 50.2% of the US electorate to rest of the planet. Sorry, we suck at giving gifts. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
I think the idea that everyone reading this instantly knows it's a reference to GavvyBoy and the responses are all "Yeah, he sucks but I just wanna see him punch GOPers in the dick," just might disprove the original idea that we'll be stuck with him in 2028,
I don’t doubt that we’ll miss Silva when he’s gone, but this has looked like his final season w us for a while. Fulham need to sign some players but keeping Silva happy is secondary, IMO.
One more week of Premier League and then an international break. It’s like starting the school year and then - BAM! - Labor Day weekend messing everything up.
Good to see Jedi back. Needs some work on those crosses. #epl-live #Fulham #FULMUN
I get that complaining about the refs is what you do when your team is losing but … man … is Kavanagh still mad at Fulham over Mitro assaulting him 2+ years ago?
Was that Yoro shoving Bassey in the back to get free for that header? #epl-live
Fulham was VERY rattled by mufc press to start the 1H. Gave up some chances to Cunha that somehow didn’t go in. Fulham figured it out and were the team on top from approx minute 30. HT 0-0 #epl-live
Rat face boots the penalty over the Cottage. Still 0-0. #epl-live
This is NOT a great start from the Fulham back line. #epl-live
Agreed but it’s not only that Dems don’t know their positions. Lots of time they know them just fine, they’re tryna HIDE them from voters bc they wrongly think they need to ‘moderate themselves’ into some imagined position that’ll please everyone (often inc right wingers who’ll never be happy)
It's like crime - it cannot possibly ever be absolute zero so therefore it must be EVERYWHERE! like the mathematical concept that zero equals infinity.
When “Hmm, maybe it’s me,” is not in your vocabulary.
That's probably it but feels like some very nebulous game theory going on. Like, how does Intel get it's 10% ownership stake back from the US Govt? Will the Govt still have it or will it have been converted to Trump coin in 4 years? Feels like a lot of panic and the need to do something NOW
new Senate Leader vibes?
But if you're giving away 10% of Intel or making it so zero full-boat paying foreign students can come to your university, this bootlicking is costing actual dollars. That CEOs are cool with cruelty to brown-skinned isn't a surprise, that they're volunteering to give their lunch money to Trump IS.
I've been wondering as well. GOP congressman getting yelled at by their constituents, but the CEO class eagerly assisting every Trump whim. Intel chief seems to have given away 1/10 of his company today. Is this just a time-lag, and news that normal humans are unhappy will reach C-suites soon?
That is a beefy list of departures. Hammers won that European title and Moyes left which, at the time, felt like "okay, here comes the new chapter." But doesn't seem like much new has happened since then.
I'm no expert but it feels like WHU manager has an outsized say in transfer policy. When you do that AND change managers all the time, that means you're wasting $$ and windows signing dudes that the next manager won't want. Fulham has done okay w this BECAUSE Silva has made players he chose better.
All fanbases are unreasonable in their own way but this 'we must be giants again like we were in 1974 and it must happen now!' mindset actively hurts efforts to not end up in the Cship. (sorry, that ended up way longer than i expected)
have fans who: 1. expect 'attacking football' even when playing against the top sides when approaching the game more defensively would be sane 2. don't cheer (and thuis raise the mood) when they get a decent draw or a scrappy 1-0 win that helps them stay out of the bottom 3
I feel like the teams that see themselves as 'bigger' like Everton, West Ham, Villa, NUFC (and the oh, so self-important Leeds) struggle even more when they're in risk of going down. It's no fun for any team to feel at risk of being relegated but these 'fallen big boys' also ...
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I feel like the ‘fallen big boys’ like WHU, EVE (or previously NUFC or spurs) suffer even more when at a talent disadvantage bc ‘our fans demand attacking football, it’s the TEAMXYZ way!’ Wouldn’t a team like Fulham or Wolves be more pragmatic? Yes, this will bite Leeds several times this year.
Sure, all of those are possible - except for the first one. Trump wouldn’t expose himself to danger for any other human. Lots is possible, but to say that this very erratic man’s behavior MUST mean X, Y or ‘pickle’ just doesn’t make sense to me. Trump is illogical, who the fuck knows his ‘why’
Trump sexing kids is imminently believable but the idea he’s awkwardly/obviously trying to hide the Epstein Files MUST mean he’s thoughtfully calculated the ‘potential damage from covering up’ vs ‘files are public’ is silly. The guy makes no sense. He yells about windmills. WTF does that ‘mean’?
One could make the case that the idea that the worst crime imaginable is pedophilia takes off right around the same time people started to speak openly about BOYS being abused by adults (men). Before that, sex with children meant girls - and maybe that didn’t seem like such a big deal.
Computers really ARE taking all my jobs!
Dude was the living embodiment of the thousands of notebooks scrawled by the John Doe character in the movie Se7en. Punishment fetishization & self-loathing disguised as piety for the purpose of hiding the boners he got off hurting people weaker than himself.
This guy seems like he'd be an excellent candidate for Iowa, but why does his voice sounds this way and how come it doesn't match his lip flap? Is it altered in some way or did an error in the edit just make it not line up. That part was off-putting.
This guy seems like he'd be an excellent candidate for Iowa, but why does his voice sounds this way and how come it doesn't match his lip flap? Is it altered in some way or did the edit just make it not line up. That part was off-putting.
Doing the same thing over and over again while expecting ...
And of course, this scene's modern twin. bsky.app/profile/doug...
Heh, I posted this about 5 mins ago. bsky.app/profile/doug...
It's unfortunate that this scene remains so achingly relevant, but here we are. seveninchesofyourtime.com/cinemas-grea...
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We've been warned they might stop tryna buy our best striker? Oh no.
In the 'Children of Men' novel, there is way more detail about the various cult like groups that develop after there stop being pregnancies. Many different way to self flagellate and/or bellow in the streets about shame. When it feels like the end times, it must feel like a comfort to say it's over.
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I know, I was agreeing w you. (not sure what Gavin's "tans" policies are, but I have a guess). I wrote this a few days back ...