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David Roberts @volts.wtf

I love how this Giuliani thing is like, "he bravely helped a domestic violence victim! Then, later, in an unrelated incident, he had a car crash." OK?

aug 31, 2025, 9:13 pm • 938 73

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lucygevy18.bsky.social @lucygevy18.bsky.social

We’re not going to get the truth 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

aug 31, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Merritt kelly @merrittkelly1.bsky.social

Yeah, we're somehow not getting the whole story.

aug 31, 2025, 11:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pam Brisse @pamdorra.bsky.social

There so much more to that story!

aug 31, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jackie Banyasz @garwoodgal.bsky.social

Something sounds fishy about that domestic violence story.

aug 31, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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tphillips059.bsky.social @tphillips059.bsky.social

I think he was the domestic violence then wrecked as he was fleeing while drunk.

aug 31, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 1 • view
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dog-cat5.bsky.social @dog-cat5.bsky.social

Guessing we will never hear the truth on this but it’s beyond odd

aug 31, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kim from CA @kim0512.bsky.social

Very strange. I’m suspicious of the part of the story where he’s a hero.

aug 31, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Barbara @bamart8.bsky.social

Yeah, can’t wait to hopefully hear the rest of that story!

aug 31, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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greggariouslyyours.bsky.social @greggariouslyyours.bsky.social

My thoughts exactly ...... I read the press release 3 times, and I still have no idea why the earlier event was mentioned, since it absolutely had nothing to do with the latter, other than he was driving the same rental car.

aug 31, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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sueaverill.bsky.social @sueaverill.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 10:28 pm • 2 1 • view
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Matthew Nadler @areaman65.bsky.social

What I want to know is how Giuliani learned about the domestic violence incident so he could claim that he was rendering assistance.

aug 31, 2025, 10:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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texasiswhereillbe.bsky.social @texasiswhereillbe.bsky.social

The real tragedy is that he’s still here.

aug 31, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chiefy and Barney @chiefy36.bsky.social

He didn’t pay the sex worker.. she was yelling and screaming at him.. she chased him, ending in a huge crash.. they made up this story and got it out before she could tell her story.. 🫣

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark🇪🇺🇺🇦 @mhamlen.bsky.social

So. Is he dead? Like Trump?

aug 31, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 1 • view
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Julie H. Hotard Ph.D., Disinfo expert @upine.bsky.social

News media are just following their rule: Always find nice things to say about Republicans, and only have criticisms for Democrats. I mean, I don't make the rules. Mainstream media do.

aug 31, 2025, 9:24 pm • 21 3 • view
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) @jakobc16.bsky.social

Unrelated, but after the crash he stopped beating his girlfriend.

aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Darren Mart 🐶 @darrenmart.bsky.social

It makes no sense, I have no idea why they'd share the "before" details unless they were trying to bolster his image ahead of details that won't be so flattering.

aug 31, 2025, 9:22 pm • 19 1 • view
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hadtodoit49.bsky.social @hadtodoit49.bsky.social

Dude couldn’t walk straight at the convention soo

sep 1, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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David Roberts @volts.wtf

My "I was merely assisting a domestic violence victim before being hit in my car in an unrelated incident" t-shirt is raising lots of questions, etc.

aug 31, 2025, 10:12 pm • 172 13 • view
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Andrew Hoskins @shinsko.bsky.social

Reminds me of the Little Britain skit where the politician is explaining being caught with a sex worker ~ “I noticed one of my constituents standing on a street corner in need of a lift and after picking her up and then breaking hard in the car, my p*nis accidentally slipped into her mouth”

aug 31, 2025, 10:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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anonymousvc.bsky.social @anonymousvc.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 10:15 pm • 32 6 • view
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Andrea @andreadaisy.bsky.social

More like he pushed a prostitute out of his car, saw witnesses, concocted the most unbelievable story(his thinking is make it so unbelievable to anyone who knows my character, they will think “why would he make up THAT story? Must be real then) then sped off, then Karma caught up to him.

aug 31, 2025, 11:09 pm • 3 1 • view
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kimballmuskburner.bsky.social @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social

Something's not adding up. Women run from Rudy Giuliani, not to Rudy Giuliani

aug 31, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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EAJ @rosemaryandrock.bsky.social

I think the first paragraph is just there to make you think he *couldn't possibly* have been drunk driving (or the cops would have stopped him at that point). But yeah, protesting too much

aug 31, 2025, 10:15 pm • 3 0 • view
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Things in space and time @thingsinspacetime.bsky.social

I'm assuming he pulled out in front of somebody from the breakdown lane. He's 81. And he was probably high from just having a moment of being Amrika's mayor again. Maybe he was drunk too. Who can tell. Trump's had a stroke, JD is masturbating furiously and I'm glad the country had a 4-year break.

aug 31, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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NurseGenius @nursegenius1019.bsky.social

Can’t rehab Rudy’s reputation. He needs to join Dershowitz at a Farmers Market where they can both be refused service

aug 31, 2025, 9:48 pm • 4 1 • view
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Voted for joy and we ended up with this @deborahinohio.bsky.social

Yep. They can pick up the My pillow guy on the way.

sep 1, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social

That’s what I’ve said and people are giving me a hard time.

aug 31, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shoulder2wheel @shoulder2wheel.bsky.social

The only information we have on this is from Giuliani’s security team. If he’s so broke, how does he have a security team?

aug 31, 2025, 9:22 pm • 37 3 • view
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Donna of Queens @thedonster.bsky.social

And why weren't they with him?

aug 31, 2025, 9:39 pm • 15 1 • view
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Boringbore @woodenwood.bsky.social

My friends, Giuliani was having an affair. And after a few humps n’ whiskeys, Rudy-ghoul got surprised by the trucker husband. So as Rudy was freaking out and fleeing like a twerp, the husband caught up to Rudy and rammed his car in a rage. Because that’s how it happens in real life.

sep 1, 2025, 2:19 am • 1 0 • view
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wizard prang @wzrdprang.bsky.social

I think he's cleverly getting ahead of whatever horror happened last night. I wonder where in NH?

aug 31, 2025, 9:31 pm • 1 1 • view
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dekkta.bsky.social @dekkta.bsky.social

He was struck from behind "shortly after" departing the scene of his alleged heroism on the same highway he had been stopped on. Dude pulled out in front of another vehicle. Bet.

aug 31, 2025, 9:47 pm • 3 1 • view
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kimballmuskburner.bsky.social @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social

Did they check his BAC?

aug 31, 2025, 9:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Katie Mae @katiekatmae.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣 yeah right. That’s only applies to us “second class” citizens.

aug 31, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff Heisler @jrheisler.bsky.social

He may never stand again

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aug 31, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social

I'm sure it had nothing to do with him being drunk while driving.

aug 31, 2025, 10:35 pm • 6 0 • view
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Doug @dougstern.bsky.social

It's the Tom Cruise saved ANOTHER person from a car crash gambit. www.papermag.com/tom-cruise-s...

aug 31, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nobe @nobedevil.bsky.social

And then his business partner came to oversee his medical care

aug 31, 2025, 9:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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enniskillen1166.bsky.social @enniskillen1166.bsky.social

Let's meet at the Four Seasons to sort this out...

sep 1, 2025, 1:38 am • 0 0 • view
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I’m Petty So Watch Your Mouth @fighttrump.bsky.social

I hope he’s dead too

aug 31, 2025, 11:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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KnightHawk♿💙 @knighthawk899.bsky.social

Exactly 😂

aug 31, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social

All these wild theories about Trump being dead and a coverup and everything, and we didn't stop to consider if we had all just been assuming Rudy died and no one noticed or cared.

aug 31, 2025, 9:47 pm • 4 1 • view
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mongoknowsmost.bsky.social @mongoknowsmost.bsky.social

Perhaps the two incidences were 25 years apart

aug 31, 2025, 9:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hops and Chords @hops-and-chords.bsky.social

That sounds like trying to pick up a prostitute, pimp got mad and he had to drive away quick and had a wreck🤔 Everybody is saying and inquiring minds are curious.

aug 31, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social

Next up on “Newsmax After Dark”, Kirk Cameron stars in “Whiplash Samurai: His Honor’s New Hampshire Odyssey”

aug 31, 2025, 9:27 pm • 2 1 • view
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Birdie🐦🇨🇦 🫘 @birdie56.bsky.social

Bullshit story.

aug 31, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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nowomaticstudios.bsky.social @nowomaticstudios.bsky.social

SUS

aug 31, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Silvermercury @silvermercury.bsky.social

I smell that he was with a hooker, or someone else’s wife, and either the pimp or the hubby wasn’t happy about it.

aug 31, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 1 • view
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Beef Supreme, Truth Gladiator @chaostosurreal.bsky.social

Was the girl 15 like the one in Borat he was on a hotel bed unzipping for?

aug 31, 2025, 9:36 pm • 9 1 • view
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Central NY 22 @pat0615.bsky.social

I know, helping a distressed homeless woman, ya sure, how about prostitute.

aug 31, 2025, 10:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social

Twas so distraught, Our Knight's, assist, for reasons apparent, a damsel unnamed, unknown, twas' in distress, liquor even, could not steady hands, so, in a fit of woe for bygones of noble honor, days of yonder yore, what had passed, our errant Knight paused abruptly, upon the brake, and crashed.

aug 31, 2025, 9:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sweetiesue1111 @sweetiesue1111.bsky.social

According to the "official" police report... police were ALREADY on the scene of the domestic violence incident and watched the accident as it happened.

sep 1, 2025, 3:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social

If this ends up being the same totally real woman from the Big Balls story, I'm going to look slightly askance at the whole situation.

aug 31, 2025, 9:20 pm • 16 1 • view
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David Roberts @volts.wtf

You wouldn't know her, she goes to another school.

aug 31, 2025, 9:24 pm • 22 1 • view
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social

She's from Canada. (She's in an undisclosed ICE detention center now.)

aug 31, 2025, 9:28 pm • 7 1 • view
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David Schwartz 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jewsky666.bsky.social

Hopefully he’s in hell right now.

aug 31, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ginny @gmoyer17.bsky.social

He was illegally parked on an interstate. He caused an accident. The "he was flagged down by a woman being domestically abused, he helped her, called 911 and stayed by her side"? Sounds like an attempt to turn him into a hero instead of a man who caused an accident. VERY suspicious.

sep 1, 2025, 12:52 am • 3 0 • view
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Schwing! 🐕🍂🍵 @schwingstate.bsky.social

Sounds more plausible. He probably pulled over to pass out.

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Peter Glover @peterglover.com

It’s a DUI until proven otherwise.

aug 31, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gonzo @gonzonorthwest.bsky.social

So said "victim" was in his car at the time if the crash?

aug 31, 2025, 10:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social

assumption in these parts is "that was a sex worker and the 'helping her out' part is totally made up." I'll buy that.

aug 31, 2025, 9:54 pm • 20 1 • view
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Chiefy and Barney @chiefy36.bsky.social

This 👆

aug 31, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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JoAnne @joakev.bsky.social

The BS meters are dinging loudly.

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randyc25.bsky.social @randyc25.bsky.social

I like the part where he was flagged down by the victim as a passenger in a car traveling at highway speeds!

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paradigm317.bsky.social @paradigm317.bsky.social

Rudy stiffs a sex worker Sex worker and/or boss of sex worker crashes into him Film at 11. Ty

aug 31, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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threader_joh @threaderjoe.bsky.social

Was it a victim of Trump? That would explain the sudden car crash.

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LazarusSlutBoy @spiderslutboy66.bsky.social

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My Two Bits @mybits.bsky.social

Domestic violence on the road?

aug 31, 2025, 9:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Daniel McFee @danielmcfee.bsky.social

Cover story for why Rudy was standing and speaking with at least one woman on the side of a highway.

aug 31, 2025, 9:22 pm • 21 1 • view
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Donna of Queens @thedonster.bsky.social

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See? @seesight.bsky.social

DUI

sep 1, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Bigfoot19 @bigfoot19.bsky.social

After he tried to get two women in Georgia murdered by magats.

aug 31, 2025, 9:39 pm • 3 1 • view
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yowzeryowser2.bsky.social @yowzeryowser2.bsky.social

Ditto here

aug 31, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Colin @cognitivedistance.bsky.social

Translation: Giuliani deliberately ran over his wife - and then felt sorry for the damage to his car.

aug 31, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Donna of Queens @thedonster.bsky.social

Well, it would be weird to say he picked up a hooker while driving drunk and ended up channeling Ted Kennedy.

aug 31, 2025, 9:38 pm • 24 2 • view
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Central NY 22 @pat0615.bsky.social

Boom

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cal-mOM @cal-mom.bsky.social

He was probably the abuser

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Magpie @pegdif58.bsky.social

Xactly 🙄

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johnmduk1.bsky.social @johnmduk1.bsky.social

Was there any news of the other driver? Was Giuliani wearing a seat belt? Silencing the witness?

aug 31, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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johnmduk1.bsky.social @johnmduk1.bsky.social

So where was his car stationary for a speeding car to smash into it?

aug 31, 2025, 9:20 pm • 2 1 • view
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Anonymous R.Ph. @firedragon66.bsky.social

I smelled DUI

aug 31, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 1 • view
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Artemis Prime @artgarciasc.bsky.social

It's the ghoul, that dude stays hammered. $20 says it's cover for a DUI. I'm sure there's more than a few crooked NYPD members that will help.

aug 31, 2025, 9:30 pm • 32 1 • view
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https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social

He was fleeing an unpaid hooker

aug 31, 2025, 9:51 pm • 5 1 • view
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Ray @rayharry.bsky.social

He was hopped up on Viagara. Couldn’t think straight.

aug 31, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Loon @timlooney.bsky.social

He was too busy

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Wally Kibler🇨🇦 @wallykibler.bsky.social

Apparently he started to leak again!

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R Smith @oregongrown.bsky.social

His hooker

aug 31, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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singsoup.bsky.social @singsoup.bsky.social

Was he parked at the landscaping company?

aug 31, 2025, 9:21 pm • 4 1 • view
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merrillandia.bsky.social @merrillandia.bsky.social

Don't assume they are unrelated.

aug 31, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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jhaygood @jhaygood.bsky.social

No good deed (that probably didn't happen) goes unpunsished.

aug 31, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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TheRoadie. @roadie63.bsky.social

Is this like that time he was "attacked" in a grocery store?

aug 31, 2025, 9:40 pm • 7 1 • view
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Arterial Z @arterialz.bsky.social

"attacked" A Real Housewives of whatever infection to our discourse

aug 31, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view