I love how this Giuliani thing is like, "he bravely helped a domestic violence victim! Then, later, in an unrelated incident, he had a car crash." OK?
I love how this Giuliani thing is like, "he bravely helped a domestic violence victim! Then, later, in an unrelated incident, he had a car crash." OK?
We’re not going to get the truth 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Yeah, we're somehow not getting the whole story.
There so much more to that story!
Something sounds fishy about that domestic violence story.
I think he was the domestic violence then wrecked as he was fleeing while drunk.
Guessing we will never hear the truth on this but it’s beyond odd
Very strange. I’m suspicious of the part of the story where he’s a hero.
Yeah, can’t wait to hopefully hear the rest of that story!
My thoughts exactly ...... I read the press release 3 times, and I still have no idea why the earlier event was mentioned, since it absolutely had nothing to do with the latter, other than he was driving the same rental car.
What I want to know is how Giuliani learned about the domestic violence incident so he could claim that he was rendering assistance.
The real tragedy is that he’s still here.
He didn’t pay the sex worker.. she was yelling and screaming at him.. she chased him, ending in a huge crash.. they made up this story and got it out before she could tell her story.. 🫣
So. Is he dead? Like Trump?
News media are just following their rule: Always find nice things to say about Republicans, and only have criticisms for Democrats. I mean, I don't make the rules. Mainstream media do.
Unrelated, but after the crash he stopped beating his girlfriend.
It makes no sense, I have no idea why they'd share the "before" details unless they were trying to bolster his image ahead of details that won't be so flattering.
Dude couldn’t walk straight at the convention soo
My "I was merely assisting a domestic violence victim before being hit in my car in an unrelated incident" t-shirt is raising lots of questions, etc.
Reminds me of the Little Britain skit where the politician is explaining being caught with a sex worker ~ “I noticed one of my constituents standing on a street corner in need of a lift and after picking her up and then breaking hard in the car, my p*nis accidentally slipped into her mouth”
More like he pushed a prostitute out of his car, saw witnesses, concocted the most unbelievable story(his thinking is make it so unbelievable to anyone who knows my character, they will think “why would he make up THAT story? Must be real then) then sped off, then Karma caught up to him.
Something's not adding up. Women run from Rudy Giuliani, not to Rudy Giuliani
I think the first paragraph is just there to make you think he *couldn't possibly* have been drunk driving (or the cops would have stopped him at that point). But yeah, protesting too much
I'm assuming he pulled out in front of somebody from the breakdown lane. He's 81. And he was probably high from just having a moment of being Amrika's mayor again. Maybe he was drunk too. Who can tell. Trump's had a stroke, JD is masturbating furiously and I'm glad the country had a 4-year break.
Can’t rehab Rudy’s reputation. He needs to join Dershowitz at a Farmers Market where they can both be refused service
Yep. They can pick up the My pillow guy on the way.
That’s what I’ve said and people are giving me a hard time.
The only information we have on this is from Giuliani’s security team. If he’s so broke, how does he have a security team?
And why weren't they with him?
My friends, Giuliani was having an affair. And after a few humps n’ whiskeys, Rudy-ghoul got surprised by the trucker husband. So as Rudy was freaking out and fleeing like a twerp, the husband caught up to Rudy and rammed his car in a rage. Because that’s how it happens in real life.
I think he's cleverly getting ahead of whatever horror happened last night. I wonder where in NH?
He was struck from behind "shortly after" departing the scene of his alleged heroism on the same highway he had been stopped on. Dude pulled out in front of another vehicle. Bet.
Did they check his BAC?
🤣🤣🤣 yeah right. That’s only applies to us “second class” citizens.
I'm sure it had nothing to do with him being drunk while driving.
It's the Tom Cruise saved ANOTHER person from a car crash gambit. www.papermag.com/tom-cruise-s...
And then his business partner came to oversee his medical care
Let's meet at the Four Seasons to sort this out...
I hope he’s dead too
Exactly 😂
All these wild theories about Trump being dead and a coverup and everything, and we didn't stop to consider if we had all just been assuming Rudy died and no one noticed or cared.
Perhaps the two incidences were 25 years apart
That sounds like trying to pick up a prostitute, pimp got mad and he had to drive away quick and had a wreck🤔 Everybody is saying and inquiring minds are curious.
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Bullshit story.
SUS
I smell that he was with a hooker, or someone else’s wife, and either the pimp or the hubby wasn’t happy about it.
Was the girl 15 like the one in Borat he was on a hotel bed unzipping for?
I know, helping a distressed homeless woman, ya sure, how about prostitute.
Twas so distraught, Our Knight's, assist, for reasons apparent, a damsel unnamed, unknown, twas' in distress, liquor even, could not steady hands, so, in a fit of woe for bygones of noble honor, days of yonder yore, what had passed, our errant Knight paused abruptly, upon the brake, and crashed.
According to the "official" police report... police were ALREADY on the scene of the domestic violence incident and watched the accident as it happened.
If this ends up being the same totally real woman from the Big Balls story, I'm going to look slightly askance at the whole situation.
You wouldn't know her, she goes to another school.
She's from Canada. (She's in an undisclosed ICE detention center now.)
Hopefully he’s in hell right now.
He was illegally parked on an interstate. He caused an accident. The "he was flagged down by a woman being domestically abused, he helped her, called 911 and stayed by her side"? Sounds like an attempt to turn him into a hero instead of a man who caused an accident. VERY suspicious.
Sounds more plausible. He probably pulled over to pass out.
It’s a DUI until proven otherwise.
So said "victim" was in his car at the time if the crash?
assumption in these parts is "that was a sex worker and the 'helping her out' part is totally made up." I'll buy that.
This 👆
The BS meters are dinging loudly.
I like the part where he was flagged down by the victim as a passenger in a car traveling at highway speeds!
Rudy stiffs a sex worker Sex worker and/or boss of sex worker crashes into him Film at 11. Ty
Was it a victim of Trump? That would explain the sudden car crash.
Domestic violence on the road?
Cover story for why Rudy was standing and speaking with at least one woman on the side of a highway.
DUI
After he tried to get two women in Georgia murdered by magats.
Ditto here
Translation: Giuliani deliberately ran over his wife - and then felt sorry for the damage to his car.
Well, it would be weird to say he picked up a hooker while driving drunk and ended up channeling Ted Kennedy.
Boom
He was probably the abuser
Xactly 🙄
Was there any news of the other driver? Was Giuliani wearing a seat belt? Silencing the witness?
So where was his car stationary for a speeding car to smash into it?
I smelled DUI
It's the ghoul, that dude stays hammered. $20 says it's cover for a DUI. I'm sure there's more than a few crooked NYPD members that will help.
He was fleeing an unpaid hooker
He was hopped up on Viagara. Couldn’t think straight.
His hooker
Was he parked at the landscaping company?
Don't assume they are unrelated.
No good deed (that probably didn't happen) goes unpunsished.
Is this like that time he was "attacked" in a grocery store?
"attacked" A Real Housewives of whatever infection to our discourse