Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
The Federal workforce is still large, even with DOGE. I sincerely hope that there are plenty of Satanists who take these new proselytizing and display rules to heart.
I manage people and stuff in the cloud. I play video games. I keep a diabetic cat alive. I collect retro computers and game consoles.
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The Federal workforce is still large, even with DOGE. I sincerely hope that there are plenty of Satanists who take these new proselytizing and display rules to heart.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
I remember these being 10 cents a box when I was a kid. Felt nostalgic even finding them for a dollar a box at the hardware store. #GenX #Inflation
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
I may skip #WWE #SmackDown this afternoon. Not sure I want to sit through what will surely be a huge memorial over a racist, fascist-loving grifting wholly-owned puppet of Peter Thiel.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
#HulkHogan won't be missed. The world just became a slightly better place without him in it.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
RIP #Ozzy. You will be missed. I'd write more, but I'm just sad right now.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
I find it interesting that mispronouncing place names is almost always an affront to those who live there, and yet we don't seem to mind how even people in our own country wildly mispronounce #Oregon.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Physical game, purchased in person from a retailer on release day. A quickly dying ritual. #DonkeyKong #Switch2
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
#Thrifting find. It was half off. Radio makes sound, needs dexoit and possibly some grease on the tuner. Tape spindle rotates but obviously has a bad belt. Holy shit, a 1987 #Walkman. WM-F41.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
walmart.com had a #Switch2 restock today at 6pm. 45 minutes of a broken queue, then I gave up. Came back a few minutes later, page immediately came up and I got one in my cart. Successfully purchased, and it just got a tracking number. Guess I'm getting one after all.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Death Stranding 2 is one of the greatest video games ever made.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
"To make her president would be to gamble with the lives of millions of people. She would get us into a World War III guaranteed because she is too grossly incompetent to do the job.” --DJT, 10/26/2024 *starts bombing Iran, 6/21/2025*
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Peanut butter & pickle is the best snack sandwich. So much better than the classic PB&J.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
My friendly feral #cat is now inside! Currently chilling in her own private bath and hopefully to the vet tomorrow.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
The feral #cat that I have been feeding for the past ~9 months has turned friendly! Pets are wanted, headbutts given, and she even let me pick her up. Cautiously exploring the entrance of the house, taking baby steps.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Came here to say this, didn't need to. Hey #Splitgate team, perhaps have your founder be less of a gamer bro douchbag with a MAGA-wannabe hat the next time he talks about the game.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Here me out: Weird Al should cover "Pink Pony Club", where it's the Prancing Pony and the song is about Samwise.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
variety.com/2025/tv/news... Good riddance. This man, just like many Fox News/OAN/etc. blowhards has done severe damage to journalism and democracy in this country. I'm glad he's gone, and I hope he stays that way. I hope NBC National News finds their voice again without his input.
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This from the guy who helped elect Trump? That has went out of his way to stoke anti-tech and anti-China sentiment at every opportunity?
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
I just want to say a hearty "fuck you" to literally the entire Internet for spoiling Doctor Who. Fuck you.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
MI:8 is a good, fun movie with some interesting storylines. I say that as someone with mixed feelings about the series: I feel MI:2 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And the representation of tech is always questionable. But they missed out on laying one of the best Easter eggs ever...
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Peter Thiel has long been one of the most evil and dangerous people on the planet. Everyone is distracted by the shows Musk, Vance, and Trump put on, but they're all puppets of Thiel. He's essentially a Bond villain.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Peter Thiel has long been one of the most evil and dangerous people on the planet. Everyone is distracted by the shows Musk, Vance, and Trump put on, but they're all puppets of Thiel. He's essentially a Bond villain.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Holy shit, just the opening of #Expidition33. I haven't even gotten to the actual game and I'm impressed.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
#Switch2 pre-orders just went live on walmart.com a bit ago. And I didn't order one. I'm fairly certain I'm going to hold out on this one, my interest in the Switch has been nil for a while now and nothing about the SW2 looks to change that.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
After giving a chance, I've decided that I like having #Gemini #AI as my "personal assistant" versus Google Assistant.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Nothing is going to knock this #PS5 over... The Total Mount shelf is decently nice, just a bit difficult to get the console screwed down.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Brunch at the local French bistro and then shopping at the local record store for #recordstoreday. What a great day with my beautiful @drdowns28.bsky.social.
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If she does, I doubt she cares. While she's better than the literal Nazi she was running against, to call her even a moderate Democrat is a misnomer at best. She's a moderate Republican from a moderately Republican district who must run as a Democrat because the party wants to run a Nazi.
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I guess it could fall under "mean", but I prefer to directly call out "racist".
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No. If you're an asshole to your kid they will more than likely become one themselves, because that's the example you set.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
I'm at a loss for words trying to describe just how spot on this thread is.
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It's stupid for other reasons as well. First, they don't code issuing state in them any longer. Second, the list of codes is commonly available... Which is how I know in which state we were living when I got mine so many years ago.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Whomever thinks that asking someone in which state their social security number was issued is a valid method of authenticating them is a moron. I got my number when I was like 5. Which was a fuck ton of years ago, and we moved between two states around that time. I'm supposed to know?
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Thank you @booker.senate.gov for speaking truth to power. Thank you for being a true leader. And in no small measure, thank you for surpassing the racist Strom Thurmond.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
It's been, what, about 30 years since CFLs became common? So I guess I'm doing well by having broken my first one just now.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
That feeling when you start up BattleNet to install some games and notice the number of people in your friends list that are dead.
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Sorry Mark, but you're way out of touch on this one.
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
So... #Severance. No spoilers here, but was anyone else just a bit disappointed? I understand the need to end like that in order to make a third season, but it just didn't hit for me. Also, the influence of The Prisoner was even more striking in the finale.
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When I got back from the store just now, she was sitting in front of the garage, and just stared at me. I imagine she was wondering if her home and food were going to come back. Heart broken.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Screen cap of my sweet #feral #cat, sleeping in her warm box for the last time this morning. Several other cats moved into the area and started creating a nuisance, including attacking her as she left the box this morning. I had to take it all down. 1/2
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
I take back anything negative I've ever said about Samsung phones. This thing is a beast. Beautiful screen, sickly fast processor, ... It's really a flag ship phone and I feel like I've been short changing myself on Pixel for the past few years.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Assassin's Creed #Shadows may be the first great AC game in an age. Amazon Luna was positively dying this evening, however.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Listening to some Zeppelin on Spotify and noticed that Stairway to Heaven (Remaster) has passed 1 billion plays. Nice.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
For anyone who has been enjoying #Severance, I highly recommend The Prisoner (1967-1968). I see a lot of influences called out for #Severance, but The Prisoner always seems oddly missing.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
This is the thing which frustrates me the most about Reddit. A substantial number of the posts on various subs I watch are people asking questions which could be answered with a simple search. It's so bad, most searches just return links to Reddit!
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Unsurprisingly, #Paradise ended well. Here's to a second series. "A security service team gets assigned to safeguard a former president" has got to be the most intentionally inaccurate summary of a TV show ever.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Uh, you should check out Reddit. The mail is already fucked up.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Yeah, #Paradise is a great show. Tough to watch at times, but sometimes true greatness is just that. As with much great science fiction, the allegory runs deep with this one. Should be an interesting ending.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Tonight was what makes pro wrestling great, kudos to #WWE for finally turning John Cena heel.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Just watched Suits LA, and I'm flabbergasted by the critical reviews of this show. Excellent writing and great performances from the leads. It has the makings of a great show and I look forward to seeing where it goes. #SuitsLA #NBC
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
#CordCutting failure: I just subscribed to cable TV for the first time in a decade, because it's the better deal now. I mean, linear TV is dying in front of our eyes so I'm not sure this is surprising.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
She doesn't come on here much, but I'm going to publicly call out the best wife in the world, @drdowns28.bsky.social, and wish her a happy anniversary! Thanks for sticking with me for so long. 😘
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Yes, and then as the next President of the United States. Enough is enough.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Yesterday, we were given a pair of younger cats by a family who couldn't keep them. They are the sweetest little kitties! #cat #rescue
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LOL, no, but I'm perfectly happy to block your bot ass.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Congratulations! Well deserved, it was a great piece.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Yeah, it's been a great site for technology based grifters like yourself.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Way to go, please continue to normalize authoritarianism. @npr.org you seriously suck at journalism.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
The entire country would be a great choice.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Please keep posting about politics.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Since before the election, NPR and PBS have both consistently been trying to normalize authoritarianism, and this idiotic article is yet more of the same. Stop this nonsense, @pbs.org.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
I have become really disappointed with NPR and PBS over their consistent approach of normalizing authoritarianism. They were doing it prior to the election as well.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
www.reuters.com/technology/a... Looks like they're forking DeepSeek and releasing it in two weeks. Got it. Grifters gotta grift.
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Abso-freaking-lutely!
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
I, umm, failed to resist the temptation to pay for early access to Avowed. I paid with Microsoft Rewards points, though. So... does it count?
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
I will resist the temptation to pay for early access to Avowed. I will resist the temptation to pay for early access to Avowed. I will resist…
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
More people need to get in on this grift. I'm thinking sex toys. Order up a bunch of cheap dildos and brand them as Trump Cocks. Obviously, they'd be waaaaay oversized, but that'd be part of the gimmick. Would also need strap-ons. Who's with me?
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
It was actually the interview for Trump to become the new President's babysitter.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
No photo, but I just cut my hair for the first time since 2021. It was time.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Was there a sportball thing today?
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Jeffries needs to grow a backbone. I would add "before it's too late", but it already is. He should still do so, for fucks sake.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Most of the outcry during the most recent Xbox Live outage was due to people game sharing and abusing the "home Xbox" functionality, which broke their ability to play without authenticating to Xbox Live. If there are issues on the Sony side, give them a chance to fix it. 3/3
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
But we need to stop. Physical media is not the future, and it's not the answer to the issue of not being able to play your digital games offline. Better license management of digital games is. Both PlayStation and Xbox have "offline play" modes. 2/n
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
So #PSN was down. The inevitable outcry against the "digital future" and supporting physical media has ensued. I love retro video games. I've been collecting for years, owning approximately 75% of the OG Xbox catalog and around 50% of the Xbox 360. I also have several hundred PS3 games. 1/n
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The disc drive only needs a connection to PSN the very first time you connect it to a new PS5.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
@wired.com becoming the most important news organization in the country and bastion of the free press wasn't on my bingo card, but I probably shouldn't be surprised. Everyone needs to support WIRED.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
#JeyUso is the most over pro wrestler in the business right now. And I'm good with that! He's earned it.
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Which you can order a copy of the magazine with as the cover. So... it is a _a_ cover.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Fetterman needs to change his party affiliation at this point, he's clearly been bought.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
So... #WWE that sure as hell sounded like "go away" heat for your Women's #RoyalRumble winner. You sent out a heel to save her, who got a huge positive pop. This was a bad booking. No one wants another Charlotte Flair run.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Trying new things is great, but honestly I'm not sure I'll be able to play this game. The animation is just jarring. I guess I'll see when it comes out.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Everyone needs to keep in mind that a *lot* of disaster relief loans go through the SBA, not FEMA. This is about the SoCal fires.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Everyone needs to keep in mind that a *lot* of disaster relief loans go through the SBA, not FEMA. This is about the SoCal fires.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Filing taxes (with a refund due) the Monday after non-governmental agents employed by Elon Musk take over the US Treasury is a bit... perturbing.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
Trump doesn't want to govern, never has. He just wants to make money and golf on the taxpayer's dime. And, of course, stay out of jail. The fact that Elon bank rolled him and then offered to run everything probably sounded like a great deal to him.
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Agreed. It's only ever been about white supremacy.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
How come stores don't carry regular, plain corn syrup any longer? I don't want light, and sure as fuck don't want vanilla added. Why is this no longer a thing?
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
It was a great show overall and an excellent women's Rumble. Nice work to you all!
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
My wife and I got into it during the height of the pandemic and haven't lost enthusiasm for it yet. We went to our first in-person WWE show a couple of weeks ago.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Say his name and he appears! It was great seeing Joe Hendry in the #WWE #RoyalRumble!
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Now THAT was a good #RoyalRumble ending. Yeet!
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Sorry #WWE, but the world did not need yet another boring, pointless Charlotte Flair run. And you better promote Roxanne for that performance. She earned it.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
With all respect, it's not a buyout. Please stop calling it that. It's an agreement to resign in September. The only benefit that I can see in the document is then not being required to return to an in-person office. They still have to work. It's a con, and mislabeling it only furthers the con.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com) reply parent
With all respect, it's not a buyout. Please stop calling it that. It's an agreement to resign in September. The only benefit that I can see in the document is then not being required to return to an in-person office. They still have to work. It's a con, and mislabeling it only furthers the con.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
Rather than removing something loved by so many and promising to maybe bring them back in the future... how about just not removing them? #PlayStation needs to get past whatever internal systems making it impossible to change their original plan. Stop being rigid and actually listen to customers.
Jason Downs (@downsj.com)
I know it's not much a mod, but yes you can swap the PS buttons over to the PDP BFG hall effect modules. There's just four small Phillips screws holding the back of the module on, and then just swap the entire top plate with the buttons from the original. I may put the black D-pad back on.