rolling up to the tournament with this
irascible old creep "Aggressively vulgar and stupid" -Newsweek
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rolling up to the tournament with this
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ā¤ļø "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
25GB Domesday capture uploaded to my Google Drive. Untouched, standard definition, interlaced file output direct from @w0wmd, in .mkv format. Demux it, upload it to the Internet Archive, do whatever you'd like: drive.google.com/drive/folder...
I'm so glad when I was a kid and got exposed to rabies that my parents immediately got me & my sister fully shot up with various real medicines for months in the mid 90s, back when they still did the shots in your ass/back and they were like maple syrup consistency & u couldn't sit for a good week
Imagine being so scared of autism that you let your pets and kids risk dying in quite possibly one of the worst ways there even is to die, and we have a lot of terrible ways to die here I already had autism when I got to not die from FUCKING RABIES ARE YOU SERIOUS
but who are you calling out :v
In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence.
I'm not religious but I sure am praying about Ken Paxton right now
was this designed to thwart land invasion
damn that's a freewheeling zoo
I assume the first shot is through plexi? Did you use a circular polarizer?
it's like they're placating a toddler that's probably good, yeah?
yes i am sure
healing stillness
de chirico blender studies <3
all of these people are wasting their money when Transformers are available
an alarm clock with a charging pad sounds pretty good
that was hard hit, goddamn
Please do not go to a voluntary interview with Secret Service, plz never meet with any fed without a very good lawyer present, and plz definitely don't call the president a terrorist Nazi to SS when you voluntarily talk to them without even a bad lawyer present plz don't gamble on a grand jury
youtu.be/uzwlOzD3HC4?...
Glinner was openly inciting violence against marginalized people and Starmer supports that violence and sees him as a fellow traveler.
New product on my shop, The Longest Cat. This is a set of four stamps to create cute mutant cats. guypradel.fr/produit/the-...
For a very intense few seconds just now, I genuinely forgot how to spell ātarget.ā The boycott is working!!!! HOLD THE LINE!!!
"Hey, it's all gonna work out. Here's sports." has lived rent free in my head for almost 30 years now
not at all. Ted Turner might be more OK these days but the damage has been done
I guess it's not really a new phenomenon
I am looking to chat with people who have been disparagingly featured in Zack āAsmongoldā Hoytās content. I would like to see how this affected you, especially if you can provide ample receipts and clear timelines. Please signal boost this anywhere youād like, as Iām not on Twitter anymore.
"... don't worry tho, they'll be back in 29 days so they won't get full time benefits or pay lol"
I'll either die from hypertension or break through the veil, let's roll
CHIEF: butter is in our sights. Soak it up! SOURDOUGH BREAD: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! BABY-PALATED ENGLISH (watching through binoculars): Itās woke! It wont do it!
feeling twitchy and hypersensitive. i should not be drinking coffee, probably
I'd mind less if he wasn't still the same nu-metal choad we couldn't stand 20 years ago
i feel like i can smell the entire world rn and it's horrible
head too full of bad ideas
the tariff fallout this winter is really gonna suck
i got you bestie
i don't have a lot of rules for life but "don't have a lot of people rooting for your death" is a big one
it was clearly a lefty lib conspiracy and not and 80 year old man with the dietary habits of a garbage dump rat
heās so me
i love your son so much
napoleon bone-gros
![A tweet from me from May 11, 2015, after it was announced that Tom Brady would be suspended for four games to start the 2016 season: REPORTER: Who's your starter? BELICHICK: We signed a veteran from the Turkish league, Tmo Bardy. BRADY: [in black beard, caftan] Merhaba.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x6l3uz63jjt43tcaif7tdvgj/bafkreid2an7dc3nalstqvvn6p6bjeu7ri2azrn5ll5itegvyum5vbdgsla@jpeg "Click to view full size")
"chatGPT 5 is like having a bunch of phds in your pocket" here's ten trillion dollars "bluesky is having an *actual* bunch of phds in your pocket" dying platform. it disgusts me
we didn't deserve Norm
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
bullet-proof software, print ad, excerpt (1985) archive.org/details/logi...
OutRun GB is OUT NOW for your Game Boy Color.š“ - All the tracks, all the music, all the wind in your hair! (link in reply) #pixelart #indiedev #gameboy #retrogaming
There is no unskilled labor, only "free", undervalued and unvalued labor
hands off!!
snk was peerless when it came to aesthetic
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honey you better believe it
all these 10 bux lost, like tears in the rain
when I'm supposed to care that bsky is 'dying' again:
have that
![[Scene is a BEACH. A little kid is running towards the shore. Speech bubbles that follow are mostly coming from THE SEA, which is sort of talking to us.] 1 THE SEA: Happens all the time. 2 THE SEA: One second theyāre a kid thoughtlessly running into me for joy [Show kid running towards the sea] 3 THE SEA: And the next, theyāre an adult standing there contemplating my sublime, death-like endlessness. [Show the kid instantly transformed into an adult, hands on hips, boringly contemplating the horizon]. 4 THE SEA: I mean, I get it. Iām the *Sea*. I donāt really do the whole ātimeā thing. But it always seems to happen so *quick*. 5 THE SEA: Right. One way to fix this. [Shoe the waves licking up against their toes] 6 PERSON [shocked from cold]: JESUS 7 THE SEA: Come on a bit further ā¦. [Person paddles out into the water a bit] 8 THE SEA: Thatās itā¦ bit furtherā¦ [Person wades to waist height] 9 THE SEA: Right. [Person standing still waist height in sea] 10 THE SEA: HAVE THAT. [BIG WAVE goes over them] 11 [They are instantly transformed back to a kid again] KID [laughing]: UURGHHAHA 12 THE SEA: Works every time [ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreieicvtdewblsbowa5v4pu5njiydmbuz7vo4ewrgw32siimdyb3ckq@jpeg "Click to view full size")
I meant to post this earlier in the school holidays but haven't had time cos I've been spending time with my kids
why is everything so weird now lol
Never meet your entities
i've had this on my hard drive for literal years at this point, my time has come
Rolls up to the con cosplaying as Cindy Crawford in bikini armor
*Pat Benetar voice*
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
no. why. you buy a smart so you can chuck it into small spaces. why
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
Iām sorry, I know a lot of us donāt like President Trump but I think they could dispose of his cremated remains in a more respectful manner.
well she's not wrong...
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Since I turned 43 today - I FINALLY got to do a real-life tribute to the KFC bit youtu.be/3R8rI0INHmg?... They truly did just pile glop in a bowl
godspeed, amateur plumber
Chat N Chew Cafe Wing, ND
this four-frame comic is like a modern loss dot jpg. it transcends race, religion, creed and culture.
any pics of me from that time are strictly film prints lol
š¾ Ninja Baseball Bat Man (1993) ā”ļø By Irem [ youtu.be/Ecf3Aedcujc ] #DinoArcadeGifs
i wasnāt prepared for @hyenablood.yeen.worldās presentation tonight
whatever it is, i hope it hurts
Rondo House, Freiburg im Breisgau, Germany (1976) Originally designed by Casoni & Casoni Architects in 1969
Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!
BUT HE DID IT FIRST as a moral defense
:^)
i don't think any pictures of me have survived from that time. just as well
white women, please love yourselves more
but support are troops, amirite
Someone please kill me right now.
I have 15% off site wide right now and let me tell you, I got some stuff for today Like the Woodworkers Union collection. Start your own project today to remove some heads from state whatahellofawaytodad.com/collections/...
