The term "slack jawed" comes to mind.

Biden-esque one night say.

Is this real Donald and that another in tv is fake

"Get in the EVA, Barron"

He is wearing a rubber Donald Trump mask

JD Vance id poisoning trump because he knows that's the only way he'll ever be president.

Now playing the part of Donald Trump: Michael Caine

Glorious Leader is the pinnacle of health.

Time for 25th A AND. General civil disobedience

I came here ...to say that!!

not fair to Baron Vladimir Harkonnen (or Stellan Skarsgard.)

That is Bill Clinton.

"Trump who?" - Donald J. Trump, Aug 31, 2025

Oh hey it's the guy who played the Vourdalak from notable 2023 French film The Vourdalak

perfect health

What is wild is that he was driving until like the last few years of his life.

“Somehow, Prince Philip returned.”

The rest of his gravy filled body just can't heal like that ear amirite?!

genuinely looks like he aged like 10 years in that week, literally how???

he went to the beach that makes you old

like actually tho, they made it real.

They hid it forever. Until the wheels fell off.

His hair is gone. Just gone. No wonder he didn’t wanna go outside

Brain bleed needing a shaved head, perhaps?

That’s what I’m thinking. I don’t know if that’s something they can do over four days but he’s absolutely ashamed of being seen with no hair now.

vaxxed?

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vaxxed, belly full of SSRIs, probably trans, possibly suffering from woke mind virus, definitely suffering from TDS

You can see that he’s overcome by mitochondrial challenges

Old and ugly. Inside and out. Pedophile.

Either he’s had a stroke or that’s not him.

Looks like He might have had a stroke?

So is this a Qeekend at Bernie's scenario, or a Dave situation?

Did they shave him?. From head to toes so he could seamlessly slide through the re-birth machine?

hey grimace, cool hat!

This is Michael Myers now, feel old yet?

Alive? :(

For now

Mulligan

But I think the real question is, what's behind the mask?

F-f-f-fit as a fiddle!

Polonium poisoning?

That's Doug Ford

"There's too much shit on me!"

Christ this reminds me of seeing my grandpa for the first time after his stroke while he was still recovering.

Weekend at Bernie's writ large.

And to think the Press is silent about this after fixating for four years about Biden’s age, even though Biden carried out his Presidential responsibilities w/great wisdom and skill. Whereas Trump is a repugnant dotard, who shreds the Constitution he swore to protect and uphold on a daily basis.

Like someone wearing Trumps skin like a mask great.

He somehow looks more bald even though he’s wearing a hat.

This Dune spinoff sucks

Where's the makeup?

He looks like a whole new person

Is all his candy-floss hair in a manbun underneath the enormous hat?

Has he always looked this flabby or is this just a shitty photo

Missed his Botox appointment this week

😂

He looks like he's melting.

He kinda looks like he’s wearing one of those President masks from Payday

Poster corpse for the fast food, no exercise lifestyle.

Shit, I think Magneto put him in the Contraption.

Body double👁️

Very lifelike

Assuming his final form of “hastily repurposed Hilary Clinton animatronic” just as the Disney Oracles foretold

He looks just as Great as the USA does these days.

Where's the wig???

Every recent photo shows him mouth breathing. It's new & it's not good.

Uncannily like my dad in the last weeks. Dude pepsi walking.

Strong alpha male vibes

“NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE!”

Woah

“GOLF … GOOOOOD”

He looks like the aftermath of a skateboarders testicle after a failed grind, but if someone put a cap on that ruptured teste

Why does everyone in this picture look photoshopped in😭

The work continues

On the left, isn't that Qyborn from Game of Thrones?! Is he mentoring Stephen Miller, or the other way round?

Yes! He has....skills 💀--🧟

😁

Deep, submarine, folgernated, what now?

Sieht Scheisse aus. 👍🏻

On his way to bathe in the black fluid that replenishes his evil

*loud mouth noises*

When u ride share with putin

he has the look of how successful Putin's Ukraine war plans will be.

The lights are on, but there's no one home

Now I have Robert Palmer in my head

He’s simply irresistible.

His cheese has slid off his cracker

the hamster wheel is spinnin but the hamster is dead

this is one of the expressions I taught a Korean postdoc some years ago. Not sure it stuck, though.

lmao, it's a good one! i learned it from my dad

looks like he’s high on 8 different things

Did they shave his thin sparse hair? Must have had a stroke.

i didnt really give those “he’s actually dead” conspiracies any credit but now????

Is that a scythe behind him?

Premortem embalming technology has come a long way!

First time we've seen him without his bronzer on

He looks like too much toothpaste in a Joe Brandon shaped tube.

Bald*

Worst body-double ever. It's like the early T600s. Can't they get the skin right on the latest versions? terminator.fandom.com/wiki/Rubber_...

"Donald... I'm not asking twice... Did that zombie bite you?"

Somehow looking more hairless than usual

Looks like RFK has cracked re-animation too.

He looks mitochondrially challenged to me

😂🤣😲

JD Vance in the trump suit

The very picture of good health!

Big Beautiful Obituary looking close

All I want in life is for Biden to outlive Trump.

This is a photo they throw up on the screen at the end of an Unsolved Mysteries segment.

I love this phase of his wellness journey

He looks better there than he does now.

that’s not him that’s a body double there is nobody alive that can convince me that that’s trump

illinois teenagers after hitting the street thc vape in 2019

I can't wait till we just clearly see it's a look alike man, hilarious.

Yeah, blank, vacant stare, mouth wide open with befuddlement. Perfect health.

He looks like that potato that's sat in the pantry too long and turning to mush

he looks like he's got too much shit on him

I haven’t had this much fun on social media for a long time.

Those aren’t pixels, they’re his reptilian scales

Oh Gross 🤢! what is it ! It’s Hideous…. My bad 😞 just the International Village Idiot 🤪

White House released a photo of him golfing with Ivana this morning!

I bet he has covid. It's been running around the east coast over the last month and a half and I imagine as an old guy he isn't healthier than last time

sadly 100% this

What happened to his teeth?

Honestly, I just hope he is in excruciating pain. I don’t want him to die. I want him to live in pain for a long time and then die slowly.

He got clean

WHY IS EVERY PHOTO THEY RELEASE OF HIM SINCE SATURDAY SO LO RES???

Tariff on pixels.

Cuz the press is being kept far, far away. Since we are not allowed to actually see or hear him, I'm going to guess that there's a reason for that, like maybe one of his pupils is currently larger than the other, and maybe he can no longer speak coherently or close his mouth fully.

Because they were all taken from a pretty good distance away. The pool photographers are using long lenses to even get these. (stole the image from Xhitter)

I bet he beat Jon Gruden at golf too, becoming the first player with 18 holes in one

Shaved head for the electrodes cap, people are saying.

Kim Jong-Il hit 11 holes in one en route to his record 38-under in his only round of golf ever. Surely a club champion could hit at least 12.

at least - 19 really because he's the champ

It’s probably just an artifact due to the fact that the “enhancement” is obviously AI, which is completely unable to produce things that don’t look like shit

yeah, the AI turned a shadow into a crease

it also shifted his eyes to the left by half an inch

The bigger that hat, the bigger the bulbous growth on his forehead. He looks like shit.

How long till he starts wearing this

He fell. Must have.

Literal dickhead.

It looks like he fell and cut his head open.

Looks like this to me like this photo of Franco from the years he died

this looks like pointillism

computer enhance

quite an iprovement

Shouldn't have tariffed pixels.

corpsedeluminary

he looks like a confused potato

He always looks like a confused potato That's just his default state

We are probably being insulting to confused potatos.

Looking absolutely fucking ace, king!!!

Puke

he's looking better than ever

Looks like a Halloween mask

He's lost his hair. Chemo?

i'm not usually given to conspiracy theories but that just looks kinda like a mask?

Once again, I gotta give props to those makeup artists who brush on the 🍊 paint before the television cameras start rolling. I have to believe they’ve had a silent coalition with the producers to create a circus over time, each one assuring the big, beautiful next act would be even better 🎪

wheres his hair?

În the laundry.

Elder abuse is something both parties have in common i guess

I’m not usually OK with elder abuse, but in this case, I’ll make an exception

Bipartisan consensus! 🇺🇸

Animated bloated corpse

I mean, he hasn't looked good for a while, but he's looking rough even by his usual standatds.

How long until we get Weekend at Donny’s?

A week. Maybe two…

I think He looks as bad as he always has, just missing his orange "tan" paint

looking absolutely fabulous!

Ok, now I actually believe the body double theory lol, and the real Trump is dead or braindead.

this looks like a mask

lol!!😂

He looks like he's had a stroke.

He looks like someone's wearing a mask of his face

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! ✌️😎🍄

I sent that image through an "upscaler and denoiser" and he looks simply magnificent

Still wondering where his hair went

And I put your image through one of those "deep fried meme" makers. Very disturbing

I guess the PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING hat is too heavy these days?

His eyes look more vacant than before

I think I saw that mask in Point Break, except it looked more alive then.

"Weekend at Donnie's"

The homunculus got out again, sorry guys

Madame tussauds looking ass

Do u think they put the hat on him to remind him where he is

President Trump looks healthier than ever before. I'm sure everybody in this room could agree. Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy and is he eating less McDonald's?

photoshop?

Spirit Halloween

Swollen neck et all twitter-thread.com/t/1962233429...

Innsmouth Look–ass president

Palpatine after his force mask was melted by his own reflected force lighting looked more alive than this dude, and was frigging cgi

Did they forget to put his teeth in?

stephen miller is inside of that, trump died on August 28th at 11:32 PM.

Is it just the quality of the photo...or does it look like his head is shaved?

This is when I start to feel bad for them, despite all my moral outrage and hating him from the pit of my soul. When they start looking like my grandpa did when he was dying, I start feeling bad for them. It's a character flaw, I know.

Stroke face

Lobotomy?

How would we ever know?

Did chemo make his hair fall out?

He's just not wearing makeup

he 100% had a stroke

baby that’s rigor mortis

Omg thats ligitimately not trump HE ACTUALLY MIGHT BE DYING/DEAD Shouldn't get my hopes up but this is getting me excited :3333

old lo pan looking mofo

Have james hong be president

Does anyone know how long his fake tan lasts before he has to re-apply it? (This photo taken 1 week ago)

Putin said he was going to release the tapes he has of Trump when he was in Russia, unless he gets Zelinsky to surrender Ukraine. Trump can't handle the pressure.

If Qanon was still around, they'd probably be saying that's a body double.

…ddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh…

It looks like someone touched up a Michael Myers mask and slapped it on an intern for a photo op

someone stole all the pixels on his skin, I give him a week at most. Pixelitis is no joke

🤣🥳

Is that him? Where's all his wrinkles and shit? Either his face is super swollen or it's not him.

Clone?

Come on CHF

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Gollum looks like he still has a working brain, though.

The spice must flow

Where did his hair go?

This fucker can die tommorow

TIAs

It’s @ real Donald Trump everyone!

There's a cleaned up photo and someone pointed out the ears look wrong and his teeth are too small like it's a different old guy with a rubber face. Could also be a stroke but I'm still trying to wonder if that's him

This is like when the Red Woman took off her necklace. 👀 ⬇️

😳😳😳

he looks 1 FNAF jumpscare away from the end

I don't think jumpscares can get you when your brain is swiss cheese

that's my president, vigorous and youthful

What in the weekend at bernies is going on here