Hell yeah
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The amount of “globalist conspiracy” posts I see in the bad place is staggering considering we’ve lived in a global economy for centuries.
They distracted us with Medicaid cuts and you all fell for it.
Sorry mom and dad. I’m following my dream of being an expert ham sniffer
Cat, owner vs cat owner
Hey you love birds
It’s a high calorie pre-workout for his photo ops with the troops
A chicken hawk in gay culture is an older gay man who prefers younger men
Released and given a restraining order. Give him an ankle monitor and leave him alone, same as we do with any criminal in the US.
I was reading about the B2s moving on Reddit hours before the attack.
Hope is all we’ve got these days
It was pretty obvious. I read about the B2s moving a few hours ago. I’m surprised Iran didn’t have anti air ready.
Massie tweeted out saying it was unconstitutional. Hopefully this is the line. Hopefully this shakes some of his support loose.
“We bombed civilians (again) without notifying Congress (again) and we feel pretty good about it” Hopefully this shakes some of his support. At least a little.
That was one of those “straight pride” parades they’re always going on about
I didn’t like to play my games with the sound on for some reason but I always turned my volume up for the gameboy chime
She should reimburse the government for the bullet and the door she broke
Trump sending his lap dog to curry favor from the church from a pope that won’t support them
I’m really hoping the republicans do the right thing and push back hard on this tax bill. At least reach a compromise.
Republicans sure do love meddling in private business and manipulating a free market these days
Terrarium 01 🌱
So trumps trade deals are having the reverse effect. Instead of improving American trade, it’s creating new trade opportunities globally just to spite the US market
In a nation where almost half the population reads at a sixth grade level. This will work out just fine.
How many us that? I’ve seen several articles with several different people introducing articles of impeachment.
It’s like the time they made Elvis a DEA agent
Way to go, Canada
I have a powerful craving for a huge plate of noodles
Do we not have a Congress anymore? It seems the only functioning branch besides the executive is the judicial and they’re making very slow headway. Does our government exist anymore?
EXCELSIOR!
Vatican City should bar trump from entering due to his criminal record
JD Vance killed the pope
He was liberating people from the burden of having money
I explained Elon Musk getting laughed off path of exile like imagine someone claimed to be a chess grand master and then went on live tv to play against the president of the high school chess club and didn’t even know how to move his pieces.
So we’re just play hot and cold with tariffs no? After the White House denied a 90 day pause? This administration is a joke.
Because the coal industry was soooo kind to Appalachia the first time.
I expect nothing and I’m still disappointed
Hey now, turnips started the Industrial Revolution.
Until oil drilling fucks up their coastline again
People think bunnies are like cats or dogs.
Primaries better be a bloodbath
Any injunction against trump is a rogue judge. Any opposition is a radical leftist. Any Republican than speaks up is a RINO and is going to get primaried and you better believe Elon is going to be there propping up the opposition
Are any of us honestly surprised?
Freshwater burrito
Beebees
So a guy drives to a protest with a gun in his car with the supposed intent to start shit. Then when confronted gets his gun out of his car. And he’s let go? He was CLEARLY trying to be the next Shittenhouse.
I think we should start blasting the Les Mis soundtrack at every protest since trump apparently loves it
I would call Elon a punk ass bitch to his face for free
Does anyone feel “owned” yet?
“Whoopsie daisy!” -RFK jr. probably
The people who never helped on the group project but still took credit are the ones running the country now.
I /just/ got a switch and like a month later they revealed the switch 2. Same thing happened when I got a ps4.
Trump loves Sabre rattling so much. He admires Kim Jong Un and Putin. Last term he wanted a huge military parade until the generals told him to kick rocks. Now he’s fired the generals and the military lawyers.
“Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair”
Watching my nephew watch gen alpha brain rot. I tuned him in to YouTube poops and I think I just altered his trajectory
They’re going to try to pull some state secrets bullshit and try to wriggle away. We can’t let them. The reporter needs to leak the screenshots. All of them.
I want tapes of Trump propping up his shitty cabinet picks running on a loop on every major network until this is resolved. We cannot give him to opportunity to hold this at arms length. As I said before he took office, rub his face in every mistake he makes
Naught attorneys get shipped off to Namibia
How did that reporter get put in the chat. This seems very “Zimmerman telegram”
I’m calling it now. Nothing is going to happen to Vance or Hegseth over this leak. They are protected by the DOJ and the FBI. Our government is fully compromised.
If I were a federal employee I’d be stealing everything I could, dumping entire servers of information and making it as hard as possible for doge to do anything
“Wow, what a dick” can mean two different things depending on inflection
Oof that’s a tough cigarette
“It’s just a metaphooooor! All cultures have creation stories!”
“This is my mini me”
I say we do like Africa and we arm park rangers to hunt the illegal poachers. I’d sign up.
You will never convince me he won those swing states
Still figuring out Fortnite. I like it but it doesn’t do a great job of explaining. I don’t know where I am or where I’m going. All I know is I have a weapon and I must kill.
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr
Just played Fortnite for the first time ever. I finally gave in to the hype. I had no idea what I was doing but I managed to kill a couple people. Ssspretty good I guess
He could’ve stayed home. He could’ve just made cars and space ships and been an eccentric. He could’ve been a philanthropist and given research money and funded education. Instead he wanted power. He’s not a hero.
They’re really forcing our hand with starting a coup. I don’t think any democrats have the balls to actually stand up to the executive branch. Our Congress is compromised and no longer represents the voice of the people.
I saw Elon personally pilot the vessel that picked them up. He carried the astronauts atrophied body through the hatch while doves and cherubs surrounded him. He then gave everyone within 50 feet of him a check for $5000 “doge dollars”
Misfits
They’re going to keep dumping money into it until one desperate scientist falsifies research so they hear what they want to hear. Just like last time.
Has Trump left the country at all yet?
Damn it false spring. You got me again.
Just heard thunder for the first time since the fall. I can feel my mental health returning.
Vote them all out. Replace them with competent, spirited people.
You heard it straight from his mouth. Elon Musk is the head of DOGE.
JD looks like he dressed up for his first communion
Fuck this orange windbag. Fuck this propaganda speech and especially fuck every Congress member allowing this
Show up dressed like MTG dressed for Biden’s SOTU. Causing a ruckus. Taking nips of gin from a flask. Might challenge someone to a duel or beat someone with a cane just to bring back the old spirit of the senate.
Should’ve gone just so when everything is called to order you can walk out
Sneaking MSG into my parents food like a low sodium bandit
Will it be like last time when he bailed out multimillionaire corporate farms and left independent farms in the literal and figurative dust?
Ukraine can’t swing too hard until it knows Europe has its back.
“We kind of knew this was going to happen. We just didn’t know it was going to look like it did.”
Trump and Vance just gave all of our allies an excuse for a break. The US should not be allowed a seat at the table for any negotiations.
No taxes, no bills, no politics. Just monch.
Carpe scrotum. Grab on deez.
Created an alternate account on Instagram/threads to cleanse my feed of maga and writhing 3 days I’ve been banned on both accounts for “spam” and my alternate account is under review for possibly being a bot. I had to submit a video of my face for review. All because I engaged with the app. Bullshit
These are, in fact, your monkeys and this is, in fact, your circus. Your elected officials, regardless of political affiliation, are beholden to the will of the ALL their constituents. Not just the ones that voted for them.
Yep it’s already being repeated and rippling through instagram, threads and TikTok. It doesn’t matter how many times it gets disproven, the lie has taken and the people believe it.
I don’t care who they’ve named as their stooge. I want Elon in front of Congress getting grilled by the heads of every department he meddled in and every appropriations committee member. Otherwise he needs to be put in fetters and shipped on a slow boat back to South Africa
The people of New England will probably just join Canada or do the Vermont thing and form their own breakaway nation.
Can’t hold a pen when someone lightsabers your hand off
Sometimes you just need to eat a really big sandwich
I played that game so much as a kid.
Petition to rename the Chesapeake bay to the Bay of Virginia
That’s what I’ve been saying. It’s like /b/ leaked out into our government