Steve Belichick in… Sons of Monarchy
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Steve Belichick in… Sons of Monarchy
(They are not going to roll)
Yup
Forever
If Carolina rolls it’ll be an exact replay of the first month of Coach Prime hype at Colorado before reality kicked in
We’ve got our first Jordon cutaway shot. Toke.
All Belichick this and Belichick that aside UNC still has some of the best unis in the game
belichick at UNC still feels like a bit
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Man ESPN is hyping this game like it’s the fucking Sugar Bowl
If it's Chilean, you gotta go Malbec. That's just common sense.
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Welcome to Coach Withholding Information For Some Reason Season
Saints
"President Trump was pronounced dead, but it now seems he merely transformed into some sort of plasmatic ooze that is neither fully alive nor dead, testing our understanding of how to define intelligent life itself, much like a jellyfish or certain kinds of fungus"
WOW - 80 yd punt return TD for South Carolina's Vicari Swain
Rudy Giuliani crashing his car while shitfaced and getting blown by an escort? That I’ll entertain
Holy shit Gamecocks just had a legendary punt return TD
You’ll never get me to buy any of these Trump Is Dead stories; you could that asshole’s head off and it would just grow back
Filled out my first DFS lineup today. Felt real nice (put down a cool 300 (cents) on it)
That’s how the sport hooks ya
If he can’t take care of the ball he’s off the field
Saw them here two weeks ago and they killed it
The deal Cowboys fans have long been waiting for Jerry to make
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Steelers of course
Oh he’s doomed. Ballard too
Sure
Turner, who is technically not starting yet. Otherwise Redmond.
Two? It ain't many.
1st
YTTV
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It’s not blackballing he just stinks
No
No and no
Actually I've been wondering lately if rookie hazing in the NFL has completely vanished or not. Seems like it has.
Nah. Even if Cousins came back (impossible now with Wentz signed), he’d just be QB2.
The former. Miami has a stranglehold on last as far as I’m concerned
Even if they don’t win the division this year they’ll be an annual threat to win it every year that Mahomes is playing
The Falcons are capable of doing that themselves regardless
We’ll find out. The CB situation is still not quite to my liking
Ham is on IR, so AVG all the way
The latter
I still have them 3rd but who’s gonna listen to that right now
McDaniel. November.
Someone not affiliated with the NFL making them
Dart looked capable in the preseason and yeah, that means something. Those games are useful in certain scouting contexts, mostly for downroster guys
No doubt
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Oh come on a fucking punt?
Tommy Castellanos is super fun. Every other QB I’ve seen today has been unseasoned chicken breast
It happens to the best of us
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State Farm just asking for violence by adding Meghan Trainor to their repertory
Gorgeous
Oooh now we’re getting warmer
It’s my calling card
Ooh that’s coming back
Now THAT was a nice throw
Yeah that’s the most likely outcome. Awful start, then smooths out as the schedule eases
I saw Schlereth make that joke, which is such a Schlereth joke
That’s the joke amigo
(For the record I’d much prefer Arch Manning be good because this hasn’t been an easy watch at times)
Oh man yeah it’ll never end for him
Every good joke has a ring of truth to it
Every time they flash the OSU QB’s name on the statline I think his name is Just Sayin
Who cares
Arch is going to be such a great Steeler. This young man was bred in a lab to scratch out 16-10 wins in Baltimore
OSU’s defense is fucking bananas but this is still some Ron Powlus shit from Prince Gumbopants
By the way I think Gus was legit annoyed that Joel Klatt spoiled the AFLAC trivia question and frankly so was I
I guess the good quarterbacking gene skips a generation in that family
Watching this game and realized that the big boy conferences will eventually move the hash marks closer together
Thank you
More like OFF Manning
Yeah he definitely needs to stick around into 2026/27
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THE Ohio State University, now with five campuses
Both these teams clearly needed a warmup opening game against Northeast Gooch State before facing each other
Absolute jump scare
(Watches Arch Manning throw three passes) He stinks
/Dave Portnoy storms the main FOX sports desk, dons giant Harvey Weinstein head
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Oh I bet that was a good party
These teams aren’t very good but goddamn Colorado has a pretty stadium
Yes but also a playoff team
Honestly the last time I saw that flick was the year it was released. I just remember not laughing much
They were all over the place I can’t lay claim to being the only one
Nah I’ll only sweat Harry’s thing if he’s not at practice next week
No no I mean THEY want to sell tickets by insisting it’s different.
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They’re artists they have to be arty about it Also probably think it’ll sell more tickets to insist it’s different
Oh, oh man who knows really
Oh New Orleans
You’d be surprised, friend
Thanks amigo. I’m gonna do that
Yeah but then it takes nine years to boil! UNFAIR!
Also I’m ready for some ball