You’ll never get me to buy any of these Trump Is Dead stories; you could that asshole’s head off and it would just grow back
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I won't believe it until I see that festering corpse. Much as I would like to believe it for all the harm he's done the past 10+ years.
aug 31, 2025, 9:52 pm • 1 0 • view
FTW
aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
While everyone would be celebrating a Trump death reality is Vance. Think about it.
aug 31, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh god that made me laugh out loud. Im going to straight to hell🤭
aug 31, 2025, 11:43 pm • 2 0 • view
We'll save you a seat!
sep 1, 2025, 2:47 am • 1 0 • view
Rudy Giuliani crashing his car while shitfaced and getting blown by an escort? That I’ll entertain
aug 31, 2025, 9:55 pm • 166 7 • view
19 year old woman injured in the crash you say?
aug 31, 2025, 10:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, I’m with you bro because that’s the highest probability outcome. I can see too.
aug 31, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
I fully endorse your theory, but I feel like we really need to test it out, just to be 💯
aug 31, 2025, 9:54 pm • 0 0 • view
hes goin Senator from X-Men 1 mode
aug 31, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
"President Trump was pronounced dead, but it now seems he merely transformed into some sort of plasmatic ooze that is neither fully alive nor dead, testing our understanding of how to define intelligent life itself, much like a jellyfish or certain kinds of fungus"
aug 31, 2025, 10:03 pm • 99 5 • view
Kind of like that goo in "Ghostbusters 2"
aug 31, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
In other words, he hasn't changed a bit.
sep 1, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
The Majority Opinion, authored by Chief Justice Roberts, held that as long as the ooze hasn’t evaporated completely, Mr. Trump remains President.
aug 31, 2025, 10:27 pm • 9 0 • view
Goddamn it, that is exactly what would happen. "The majority holds that the Ooze, while not sentient, nevertheless cannot be denied all rights, authorities, and privileges of the presidency granted at such time as President was alive."
sep 1, 2025, 2:46 am • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
A virus?
sep 1, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
That’s what the call quaternary syphilis.
aug 31, 2025, 10:26 pm • 2 0 • view
As much as I'd like to piss on his grave I would like to see him a drooling, incontinent mess, for a while anyway.
aug 31, 2025, 11:51 pm • 0 0 • view
This fucker has been planning to jump out of the coffin at his funeral for 15 years. Maybe longer.
aug 31, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
People are forgetting what kissinger looked like for 30 years
aug 31, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view