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Ihop has dips.
This is @jordanmorris.bsky.social coded.
It’s been ages since I’ve been kissed in the redacted.
If your political party destroying long term societal structure for short term personal gain then your party is selfish assholes.
The only good Billionaire is Siddhartha Buddha who, when witnessing poverty, sat under the Bodhi tree and renounced his wealth.
@maximumfun.org Has any member or the month availed themselves of the parking space yet?
Didn’t want to risk your Erdős number.
Politics is what other people do to you when you don’t talk about politics.
Douglas Adam’s Golgafrincham middlemen and Vonnegut’s Bokononist Granfalloons taught me Humanity behaves in such a silly manner we need silly words to describe it.
For Sale Baby Shoes. Still Warm.
Beans.
I dare anyone to "Buy It Now" on this stupid listing that I wrote to make myself laugh: ebay.us/m/bm2FBR
One of the reasons we are here is because the holocaust of gay, trans, disabled, Romani, etc peoples were constantly downplayed.
My guess is “Shaping Up”. Ran 5 weeks in 84. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaping...
Was this inspired by a specific formulaic film?
For Halloween, Captain Philips and Captain Sully should go as Mr Rogers and Walt Disney.
Google jokes about Yahoo Serious.
Some sort of fur potato. A meat zeppelin.
I would love to be a statistic. It means I counted for something.
These idiots would be on our side if they took a minute to have principles
Kiss your homies square on the lips.
I am not prepared for “pandemic nostalgia”
You charm the husk right off of the Corn….
Gall-Peters : Denied!
“This is one brick you won’t want to throw”
TIL: “Fumbled the bag” is a bad thing, not a weekend activity.
Who is Nome the Storytelling Gnome?
What is outhouse sushi?
The goal was to make things worse so people would rise up and take it down. They felt an “earned” revolution would last longer than if tyranny drew down on its own. I don’t think thats whats happening here, but if someone was trying to make it cartoonishly worse, what would they do differently?
I once read a book where totalitarian government had taken over. The protagonist (a government worker) gets fed up and joins the resistance. It turns out a bunch of the resistance had already infiltrated the government.
Would love to see the butt alts that got rejected.
Hilariously the assholes that populate LinkedIn are calling this CEO woke and are cheering his leaving. Truly a chess pigeon move.
What is Joe Pesci’s tongue ring?
Lenny Longpaws.
Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.
Can anyone tell me what this NFT is worth?
To this day I’m scared of being meeped in the shower.
Well please give them a little nose rub from me.
What is put it in another sack and put it under the sink until someone says “hey, don’t we have enough sacks?” And you say we always need a sack, so do as you’re told?
I know these aren’t “pets” but are their noses really soft?
I don’t have to circulate tapes or Turn Down My Lights to experience it.
I am glad I found MST3K later in life because I grew up weird enough and I think it would have sent me down a path I couldn’t recover from.
Attempting to get my Unbound order refunded. Wish me luck.
My how Pratt has fallen.
This is one of those images where the caption is “name one hing in this picture” and when you focus on something you realize you can’t because it’s just a smear of pixels.
Bottom line is that anti trans politics is part of fascist politics and you can’t fight fascism by taking on and surrendering to its ideas
Sierpiński triangle recursive subdivision: Lawful evil.
What is adults who go wha wha wha?
Hey its not all bad- Shelley Long is still alive!
I wanted to callback even with their mismatched braces.
What is “Holy Shit A Lion!”?
What is the Andy Dick has a history of sexual assault?
I hear they are giving a state funeral for the sandwich.
What is The Wind Blowselay Odelay?
When you are 5 minutes late to the make your own waffle bar at the Courtyard By Marriott. #bonvoy #livelongaanprosper
Who is Little Fingers Alexander?
Who is “The Gorilla”?
Free verse of the Ancient Mariner
The Hero we deserve.
Hog, alf.
I wish Bob Ross could have seen everyone get into The Joy of Paining during the Pandemic.
What is a Muffet?
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Who is Dorris Morris McFlorence?
AI disappoints more people every day than I can do in a week.
What is an outstanding spoon?
What is “When the Linux Blows”?
What is the Manatee of Cucurbitaceae?
I was told there were antifa super soldiers.
She knows what time it is. ⏰
Tried to make this joke at the dentist office and they didn’t get it. I guess they don’t teach the classics anymore.
“Holmes and Yoyo” as a palate cleanser.
How did your run go?
There’s enough balls for everyones courts.
Who is Harland Davidsburg?
Dream: I was on Yonge street watching a Canadian made anti drone chase another drone. When it exploded, it blew shrapnel at me, ripping up my shoulder. Then Nathan Fillion escorted me to a safe house.
Of the beef
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Turns out Jash and Smosh are two different comedy collaborations.
Two shows left. Tonight at 7:15pm, and tomorrow at 5:30pm. You can also get the streaming version which was recorded from Tuesday’s show.
How many Bs in an Apiary?
Diogenes is spinning in his pot.
Momma loves foreshortening bread.
Food influencers going to Israel to gush about the food there while Gaza Starves is gross.
I call dibs on forming “The Roomoans”
What is “Sled dogs a-comin’”?
What is “Handle with Care”?
Who is Sleepy Pete, the sleeping bandit?
I love that Strange New Worlds is playing with formats., like Musicals and Puppets. However, after Buffy, Community, Legends of Tomorrow, these kind of format shifts are almost standard for a quirky™ show. I’m open to shows getting really weird.
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NEW: Police bodycam footage introduced at the trial of Jared Wise showed him berating police officers on Jan. 6, 2021, and yelling "kill 'em" as rioters attacked law enforcement. He’s now working as a senior adviser for the Department of Justice.
Tortoise cat.
How very dare.
Let’s assume this Administration is not a white supremacist/ christian nationalist group. But If they were those things, what would they do differently?
Ross Schafer leaving Almost Live let it grow from a mid talk show to a pretty solid sketch show.
