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BREAKING: from the White House.
THIS IS ALL MERRICK GARLAND'S FAULT.
Hey Sen. James Lankford, stop your Orwellian doublespeak. We're not "jumping to conclusions" – RFKjr is a dark tetrad. He knows nothing about human healthcare. He's systematically trying to cull the American public. Remove him from office. Immediately.
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India and China fought a war in 1962 over border disputes. They’ve never been allies, which has been to our geopolitical and economic advantage. Thanks to Trump’s insane tariffs the two manufacturing/pharma/tech giants are teaming up, accelerating their rise…and our subsequent downfall.
He’s not traveling to NJ like they had announced. Not even to Florida. Sure does seem like someone is staying awfully close to Walter Reed, doesn’t it?
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
I know two things about Rudy Giuliani: 1) IDGAF what happened to him or what kind of shape he’s in but whatever did happen; 2) it sure as shit didn’t go down like that.
It would be poetic if COVID turned out to be the final nail in his coffin?
6 days and still no Trump, except for pictures that have been challenged as fake or taken months prior, and AI posts on his Truth Social — Could it possible that we are one step closer to celebrating in the streets?
Robert Mueller was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in 2021. We’re just learning about it now because he was asked to testify in the Epstein matter and won’t be able to. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done." Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
Pentagon Orders Reinstallation of Robert E. Lee Portrait, Complete With Slave
I believe that 99% of what RFK Jr. does is motivated by: 1. Protecting his ego and vanity. He must convince people vaccines are bad b/c he can’t be wrong. Endless photos of himself exercising b/c vanity. 2. Creating conditions for his law firm to increase profits from suing various companies.
I don’t use AI because I’m infuriated for the artists and writers and philosophers who’ve had their intellectual property stolen. I also hate boring and impersonal shit. If someone can’t be bothered to write something, why should I be bothered to read it?
A bad case of the natural causes.
"Aisle fourteen, seat H- he's cranking his hawg, dawg!"
If you don't think Trump should abdicate, tell us why.
Enjoy it all because it's all you'll get.
The heart's filthy lesson falls upon deaf ears
Trump goes half a weekend without committing an impeachable offense, and we all just assume he's dead.
If he is alive, we need to keep going until he starts angrily posting paragraphs in all caps about still being alive.
We are still in the fuck around stage of Trump 2.0, but we're about to enter the find out phase. Good luck.
Bayer knowingly sold HIV contaminated medication to South Americans in order to not lose profit. They were caught and fined but their profit was far higher than the fine, so literally infecting and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people was lucrative.
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson just drew a line in the sand...refusing to let Trump’s troops or ICE turn his city into a staging ground. That’s not politics...that’s spine. Fire...fight...and the kind of defiance America needs right now.🔥
“But you can't make people listen. They have to come round in their own time, wondering what happened and why the world blew up around them. It can't last.” ― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 #BookSky
Can we stop to talk about how remarkable the timing was? Compliant at 1am, Judge engaged at 2am, ex parte call to the Government at 2:30am (they did not answer), TRO at 4am? On a Sunday of a holiday weekend?!
Dead, alive, hiding — doesn’t matter. Release the Epstein files.
I love it when Gavin holds up the mirror
when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
"If you don’t want to tear it down and start from scratch, you’re part of the problem. If you *do* want to tear it down and start from scratch, congratulations, you’re hired." Not much more to it than that.
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Your moment of Zen: a bunch of recently hired ICE agents on a certain subreddit are big mad they still don't know where they're going to be assigned this month. Some might not be able to take the jobs offered to them/move their families because they've received no communication from HR
Good- I hope it hurts.
Sooknanan talks about crafting her TRO to ensure that the children aren't removed until briefing is complete and she can rule. I do not want there to be any ambiguity about what I am ordering or what the government is to do down the road, she says.
You ever see somebody so old and sick they don’t walk in...they creak in? Breathing like Darth Vader with bronchitis. Let’s be honest…there’s no way this guy makes it another year. A stiff breeze in March might finish the job. He's a very ill man.
There's only one way to stop the rumors about Donald Trump's health: a press conference. Why won't he talk to the press, and why isn't the media doggedly demanding it?
It's all gravy, baby.
So many people gleefully wishing and hoping for the death of our President. What does that say about humanity? There's hope for it.
What pundits won’t admit: when Trump goes...MAGA splinters and erodes.👇 www.jackhopkinsnow.com
A mother is filing a $1 million claim after her 15-year-old son was held at gunpoint by immigration goons in Los Angeles.
I can’t believe a guy who looks like beef jerky and sounds like a Speak & Spell at the end of its battery life is in charge of our health. Just the dumbest timeline imaginable. 😑
we're at the part of game of thrones where we are telling the rest of the country that cersei isn't coming and we need to leave... and the rest of the country is smirking while the shit is about to blow up.
"Christ died for your sins" hmm sounds like a Him problem
donnie, how many scaramuccis until your Last cheese burger bite? Less than 1 is FINE🤩 8B people are waiting for Biggest celebration since end of WW2 MWGA - Make World Great Again👍 Die MONSTER😈
"So they're playing the game, running the ball, but the timer's off? And then...the timer's running when there's nothing going on? Now we're gonna fuck around with time-outs? FUCK this noise!"
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WELKER: Do you have 100% confidence in Secretary Kennedy? LANKFORD: I believe he's who the president picked. He's challenging some of the assumption - what is it about autism? He seems to be following the science WELKER: The science has debunked links between autism & vaccines for more than 20 yrs
He starts randomly jabbering on about getting into heaven. Mysterious bruising on his hand. He disappears from the public eye for days. Even a child would suspect something was up. Everyone but Congress and mainstream media.
THIS IS ALL MERRICK GARLAND’S FAULT.
Kristi Noem: "I do know that LA wouldn't be standing today if President Trump hadn't taken action."
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
RADDATZ: One of the things they are trying to do in DC with the National Guard is have them back up local law enforcement WES MOORE: They are picking up trash
they’re gonna weekend at bernie’s him for 3 more years
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
Fuck Governor Mike Kehoe of MO
In the Battle of the Logo, Cracker Barrel honored its Confederate past by retreating.😂🤣😂🤣😂
What in the ever loving fuck is going on here
Instagram influencer Adventorin goes viral after demonstrating how simple it is to climb over the U.S. Border Wall.
Tons and tons of tranches of Trump's truth truncheons of trepidatious tumescence and the temerity of testicular tumult in turn twisted to tantalize a turd.
“Millions of people around the world are watching the headlines these days, and most of them are getting the Fear. Good news is out of the question in this brutal year of our Lord. This is the time of the Final Shit Rain.” -Hunter S. Thompson
But early rumors made me laugh, as I pondered on his epitaph Got carried away with it- couldn't give one single shit I can't remember if I tried when I read about his mortal slide But something giggled deep inside the day the MAGAt died
Kennedy has the eternal flame so it’s only right….
BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson just signed an executive order BANNING Chicago police from collaborating with the federal agents, because Trump is "neurotic, impulsive, and out of control." 👏💪 HELL YES.
This crime at Social Security might amount to the biggest data theft in human history. Committed by a government against its own citizens. I don’t think anyone has begun to grasp the sheer scale of corruption and institutional destruction that has occurred in the last few months. Era-defining.
They gonna “Weekend At Bernie’s” his as$