How can he be injured in his vertebrae when he has no spine

what does the first part of the story have to do with the car accident? seems pretty non-sequitur and suspiciously 'look what a good samaritan he is!'— but not really relevant to the later highway accident?

like it'd be the type of thing you might include if you knew eventually it was gonna come out that he was totally sauced and got rear-ended at high speed because of being bad at driving due to the sauce. "stupid libs! DUI is actually FINE if you just saved a woman from domestic violence!"

Yep. Wondered that myself.

Something already smells. While rescuing a woman from abuse? I want the unredacted police report. He was DUI…wasn’t he.

Place yer bets!

Thoughts and prayers.

That is a wild story. Be interesting to hear what actually happened

Please God, make him suffer! 🙏

Something fishy about him helping a woman that was the victim of domestic violence. I think it's a made up story to try to place him as a hero.

Okay, who left Rudy's cave unlocked again?

Is the car alright?

Boo. Hoo.

Here, you can borrow mine…

Awww...too bad, soo sad...

He has severe osteoporosis. He probably staged this to sue the insurance after having a spontaneous fracture.

Here’s a photo of the accident.

Ha ha ha. Was looking for a .GIF clip of Rudy rudely adjusting his junk. Couldn't find it. I just had to settle for the one with his eyes bugging out.

Thought & prayers lol

Clots and prayers

No Vodka Bottle was injured.

The statement Rudy’s team released makes sounds like stopped his car on the freeway and another car rammed into his. Did he break for a moose? 🫎 Did he pull over to take a piss in the woods, and not realize he wasn’t parked in the breakdown lane but stopped in the traffic lane? Etc.

If he was rear ended, it may not have been an accident. 🤷‍♀️

I would love to know the story of the other driver.

"some dumb drunk idiot slammed on brakes for no goddamn reason."

So Giuliani has a back bone, after all. Who would’ve guessed.

Aww gee, that's a shame.

This is how I always remember Giuliani: #aliens voting.

K

Bummer. Sucks to be him.

The first officer to respond to the scene put out a statement from his report. "I've been on the job more than 20 years. In all my time, I've never seen a vehicle more smeared with shit. It was everywhere! I got it on my uniform, on my hands, somehow some of it even fell in my mouth. It was gross!"

Thoughts and...Oh, nevermind.

👍

That’s a very painful injury he has received.

After what he’s done……

One by one Karma is coming for them.

Suffering and painful seems like karma

Tots and prayers.

Sending thoughts and prayers

Karma is a bitch.

Karma collecting on some very late dues...

What’s for lunch?

Oh my thoughts and prayers

Couldn’t care less

That story seems completely believable.

"We'll make him a hero before we off him" vibes.

Yeah. My thoughts exactly. More likely he was speeding away from the scene where he was the suspect of domestic abuse

DUI they're trying to get ahead of?

That was my first thought!

There is definitely a lot more to that story.

Substitute “soliciting a prostitute” for “helping a domestic violence victim” and you have the real story. Just my opinion of course.

Fuck Rudy.

Thank God, Rudy Giuliani was SO very very very drunk, his injuries could have been so much worse.

Ahh, too bad, so sad! NOT!

Trump world has made me not care. Sad!

Not the fluf. DUI?

Nothing about this story smells right. 🤷‍♀️

So what fracture is not a complete break .had some in a car accident when someone smashed into me when I was gone to work the guy was on his fucking cell phone .he walk away I did not and still suffer from all my injuries mostly post concussion syndrome.

Pre or post bankruptcy discharge?

There's more to this story than meets the eye. Why is there any need to mention a so-called domestic violence incident prior to the accident? I smell a rat.

He's the perp of the domestic violence and was chasing the victim until she pulled over. Called 911 to get ahead of story. Cops who arrived saw he was obviously drunk but let him go. Driving erratically, very slowly was rear ended by a driver going legal 65mph. Mayor Adams prepares preemptive pardon

One down

No good deed goes unpunished.

Karma’s a bitch

I saw this on the NYP and thought it was fake; they’ve had clickbait headlines all weekend about a president dying.

Ghouliani is still kicking? Huh.

But he’s still breathing?

Better call Four Seasons Injury Attorneys

"Shame on all of you for making fun of this great American. This is the nation's Mayor for God's sake. Show some class!" Judy Riuliani, Fishkill, NY.

How's the car doing?

Thoughts and prayers, fucker.

Karma is on the upswing.

Yay

🤞

Looks that way.

Maybe the karma is knowing too much and being too close.

If he and the felon kick it, my Dead Pool will suddenly look very good this year! 🙏

I thought he was so broke he couldn’t pay the women who sued him. How can he afford a “security detail.” And where was he when he was hit: On the sidewalk, he he middle of the road?

Evangelical Republicans always say God works in mysterious ways Why are they silent now ?

Wait he actually had a backbone?

🥇

Maybe it was in the trunk.

🤣🤣

Maybe his ol' bud, the Dumpster, will give him a visit to console him... 🤔

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy. 🥳🤗

Boy ….. they dropping like flies, ain’t they ???! Happy Labor Day Weekend everyone 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Bruhhh…

May his pain be long and lingering!

Thoughts and mother fucking prayers

Nobody tell him he can't get drunk and take painkillers.

Well, probably just an accident, or was he supposed to testify at the Epstein hearings?

Getting rid of evidence and witnesses are we 47?

Should folks get ready for press updates from the Four Seasons?

Joe Biden's fault.

Karma comes for "America's Mayor." (sic) He will suffer for the rest of his miserable life.

What's for dinner?

Comming to Arlington soon.

One of the worst things about MAGA is that it has damaged my ability to be empathetic with some people. Rudy G is one of them. Also, the story seems kind of implausible to me. Anybody else?

Thoughts and Prayers

I have thoughts for Ghouliani

"after assisting a domestic violence victim" 🤔

Had zero to do with his accident But just hadda mention it.

Was that before or after he rescued a kitten from a tree and returned it to the grateful children? 🙄

Hs ha ha ha ha

Exactly!

I’m giving odds that the background on this story will change significantly within the next week or 2.

...and his liver?

Rudi was the car crash. 20 years ago. He's been fucking mangled since then.

Who will go 1st?

Thoughts and prayers

this story reads like an attempted character resuscitation. I’m all out of fucks to give for this loser with low character.

This must be fake news cuz he's spineless

Was he driving and drunk?

I love how they try to make him sound like a hero saving the lady in distress before taking about the accident that had nothing to do with that. 🙄

He has a spine???

Thoughts and prayers…

That fucking Giuliani will do ANYTHING to NOT pay $148 million to Georgia election workers he defamed

He’ll get over it. Had a crushed vertebrae from a bike accident. They really know how to make a lot of drama.

Thoughts and prayers

Thought and prayers...

Should be enough. No doctors, no medical procedures, no science.

No thoughts, no prayers

Someone flagged him down after a domestic issue? Yea, sure.

Yep this seems like some BS. I want to know his BAL.

And he helped them? He is 81. If true, good for him, but this is not who I would think should be rendering anyone assistance in a domestic abuse situation.

Smells like Borat part II youtu.be/0xkg0-bc3dw?...

I want to be an asshole, but he actually was doing a kind act.

̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ *an employee of his claimed he previously— and entirely unrelatedly— was doing*

Damn…The plot thickens 🧐

DUII - Thoughts and Prayers 🥂

Did he ever pay up?

There's no way Giuliani would stop for a random woman, nor would his security allow it. Call 911? Yes. Stop? No. Something smells.

yes. of scotch.

Perhaps not so random?

🤣😂🤣😂 Karma bitch Karma...

Worse would have been nice though.

wamp wamp

He will sue the other driver , Gop thoughts and prayers?? ( were'nt quite heard).

Oh, wow... Anyways...

I hope RFKjr is rushing to his bedside.

Why can’t it be Trump? I guess it will do for now.

How is the anecdote about "stopping and rendering aid" relevant at all? Fluff piece.

No thoughts No prayers

I now follow you!

Tots and pears. Also, was he sober?

He is a piece of shit anyway

What did he know that others were scared he might reveal.

I’m all out of thoughts and prayers.

Fractured Vertebre can cause a Spinal Cord Injury.

Keep talking I may be able to cancel my therapy.

LOL!

Someone tried to kill Rudy. Sorry that is odd.

Karma... m.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA...

Joe Biden did it.

I hope somebody is there for his family. Some of them are decent people and this kind of thing can be so traumatic even when relationships are strained or estranged.

I was thinking tuna noidle casserole for dinner. You?

Can he stay hooked up to a machine for the rest of his miserable life? That works for me.

Thoughts and… nah, just a thought.

oh well

Trump taking him out. Knows too much

Probably short on his vitamin D. Give him a glass of milk and send him home.

I hope he is recovering well at the Four Seasons Landscaping and Spine Rehabilitation Center

That will never cease to be hilarious.

Nope😈

🥱

So how drunk was he. Was Jeanine with him.

I wish

Thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts and prayers

No one cares ! He’s irrelevant! Not even covered on the news

He was clearly helping a domestic violence victim, selflessly offering his assistance! What's funny about this?😆

was he DRIVING??? if so I want to know what he blew when they tested him for a DUI cause this story sounds like a bunch of BS...

Think he needs to be personally attended to by RFK Jr.

More news… While being loaded into the ambulance, he gleefully told everyone that his bottle of vodka was undamaged after taking a swig.

The car Rudy Giuliani was in was rear ended resulting in injury to Mr Giuliani. That is the story. Everything else is sensationalism and pointless. Stop trying to make him normal and a hero

Was it a hit and run??

My words exactly. Trying to make him look like some great guy which we know he isn’t.

Karma

Impossible, he doesn’t have a spine.

Or a brain

Fastest press release known to man- mom used to say “you’re only one fall away from death”

What’s for lunch?

I think he just needs a stiff dose of pumpkin mitochondria to relieve his inflammation.

genuinely relieved he survived. ...for all the wrong reasons

The truth is gonna be hilarious.

Oh no, is the car OK?

Well, since he doesn’t have a brain, heart or spine, I’m guessing he injured his spleen

K

Rudy was trying to kill himself. Trump was driving the car that broke Rudy's back. Brokeback Rudy. Now he has a broken back to match his broken brain. We should definitely spread conspiracy theories..... That is what Rudy did for Trump to Americans spread conspiracy theories. Let's do this!

He has a spine?

Excellent response.

"The heroic mayor had just finished rescuing puppies and small woodland creatures when he was unfairly injured. He definitely had not been drinking and was not engaged in any 'hanky panky' with a younger female and his pants were definitely on."

that was my reading. since the first part of the story doesn't have anything to do with the second part. seems very "DUI is cool if you were a good samaritan in the past 90 minutes."

Oh no! I got white cat hair all over my black shirt!

I bet the fucker has health insurance. I’d give him fake pain pills.

fuck you Rudy

He was immediately rushed to Four Seasons Total Hospital.

Driving drunk no doubt.

Pondering the likelihood of the G man stopping for this. "...the incident occurred on Saturday after the former mayor "was flagged down by a woman who was the victim of a domestic violence incident."

Outside a bar can be a domestic situation, inside too for that matter.

yeah there is 10,000% more to this story that they're hiding

🇨🇦🇺🇦🤔 It's called karma sometimes. What you give out to the world comes back to you.

He was Ivanka’d.

I guess he’ll be signing up for Disability. 🧑‍🦽‍➡️ Medicare and Medicaid Hey Giuliani let me know if that works out for you.

Hope Bobby Jr is taking care of him

This is awful but my first thought is maybe Satan will get a buy one get one free for Labor Day 😂🙏🏻

I should not have smiled while reading this- but I did.

ho Ho!

This is awful but my first thought was I thought he was spineless.

I thought the same! Deaths come in threes...

Second time lucky?

#ETTD

Putin please

You’re right!

Omg 😂

🤣

🥱

Are they trying to connect the rendering aid with the high speed impact from behind? Otherwise why is that first part even in the release? I gotta say, a pathetic story. How far he has fallen, his life and reputation destroyed, all for his devotion to cankles, who dumped him like a turd. Sad.

I'm not saying for sure this was a botched attempt to fake his own death and escape his creditors, but would we really be surprised?

#karma ? Or by design? #giuliani Who's next?

Sorry for anyone who may care for him, but he really is a lying piece of shit.

Fake news. Everyone knows Giuliani doesn't have a spine.

Where do I send my thoughts and prayers? I don't normally do that, but I will for rudy. God, please let the cars be ok and please don't let there be a traffic jam.

🤷‍♀️

I thought drunkards always walked away unscathed 🤷‍♀️

My brown rice came out real good this time

Hope he has good health insurance.

Oh well

Thoughts and prayers???

I hope HE wasn't driving. 🍸