I’m in. I can make sound effects with my mouth like the guy from Police Academy.
F-47 East coast liberal elite. Inventor of Smash Wednesday (returning in 2029). Cool Kid, posthensile.
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I’m in. I can make sound effects with my mouth like the guy from Police Academy.
why can't the democrat messaging on trans people be "no, we are not going to force children to undergo genital inspections in order to play sports"
19% of Democrats say they would vote for Newsom in the primary if it were today. 50% of **Americans** say they would vote for a candidate with the same platform as Mamdani. Why are we letting people pretend Newsom's dive into transphobia is some kind of practical sacrifice for electability?
I heard a rumor that RFK jr is dead
That’s how I knew it was a cover up
Federal agents in DC have been starting dangerous car cases for small stuff like tinted windows. The chases violate DC police policy. Out of 10 cases, six ended in a crash. One car had a minor in back. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
The response to the anti-reconstruction movement is a complete elimination of anything about the confederacy. I’ve had ankle sprains that lasted longer than that shitstain of an attempt at government. The confederacy wasn’t real. They just shat it out and it got wiped away.
Good.
Yeah. It’s happening here.
All you other parents suck:
This is a present tense question and the answer is yes.
And Bush II
This administration can’t even protect its goons and thugs.
Jury of his peers say the Sandwich Offensive is a go.
Good thread about trump using putin’s playbook to attempt to takeover Geeenland.
Fixation on the release of the "Epstein files" seems to have been a passing obsession for pro-Trump communities online. Interest, which skyrocketed in early July, has since subsided. Read more here: openmeasures.io/epstein-files/
Seems fucky to jump an hour in a day
Here was the last NY Times pieces I can find about age or health associated with Trump. All from 11 months ago before the election.
Make every crosswalk in Orlando a rainbow.
Not just “we will stop you.” “We will prosecute you.” Right on.
Taco
Trump just told on himself. Asked if DOJ should release the Epstein files, he didn’t demand truth—he cried that “innocent people” might be named, called it a “hoax,” and begged to bury it. Translation: he’s terrified. The cover-up is cracking. Keep your eyes on the Epstein files. 👀
“The sun is a star. Do you know that? Like a bright light in the sky but it’s a close star. “
Here’s a simple question… Why doesn’t the DOJ just release the Epstein files?
I wanna do Gestapo shit, but don’t make fun of me because I do Gestapo shit.
brie and benzos
genuinely, first time i have ever seen a politician tell old white people to eat shit
Went ahead and updated my map of cities with higher crime than D.C. to accommodate the two new states from the Deep South who are sending troops to the capital. In the five states there are 64 cities, home to 1.7 million people, that had more crime in 2024 than D.C. www.pbump.net/o/more-peopl...
trump take egg
Let them know you're filming them and keep asking the key questions: "Do you have a warrant signed by a judge? Show me." "Do you have a badge? Show me." "Do you know how pathetic you are? You showed me."
They are all Chris Pratt
In 1978 William F. Gordon of Indianapolis said he was tired of hearing so much about slavery, about which he presumed he was supposed to feel guilty. Mrs. Carol Adams replied "guilt is a feeling that comes from within when a person is ashamed of some act he has either participated in or condoned."
Again: this is not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.
There is a widely known label for an entire class of people who were of mixed race, which was illegal at the time. So yeah, there was a whole lot of raping going on.
Booo, hisssss
There is a widely known label for an entire class of people who were of mixed race, which was illegal at the time. So yeah, there was a whole lot of raping going on.
Feel like one political party kidnapping an opponent should be bigger news
Beckfast
These are concentration camps.
The states with the highest murder rates are all red states. Trump can bullshit all he wants about DC, NY, CA etc but this is FACT…. usafacts.org/articles/whi...
I love that he starts to leave and realizes freedom is more important than a quick dinner. The sacrifice of his footlong is the cherry on top.
Full series of events
The phrase “ parents have a legitimate concern about integration of races in schools and as a party, we haven’t done a very good job of listening to those concerns.” would shock and offend I would hope. A similar statement about trans kids should also shock and offend.
Someone forgot to take down this webpage: www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...
Republicans want to look at your kid's genitals. Epstein's best friend wants to appoint a team of child genital police.
why isn’t andrew cuomo housing people at the shelter in his giant ass not-inside-the-city mansion?
still can't quite believe a story about the vice president getting a bespoke lake water level for his family's boat trip comes out the same day Texas residents say there's still dead bodies from the flooding in the lake and nobody's bothered to come get them
Band name: The Boggy Sodom Boys
Protect trans kids. That's it. That's all we need to do.
Establishment figures want to downplay progressive candidates, even though we're the ones providing real solutions. If we want to move forward as a country, we need to prioritize people over big money and corporations. That's what I'm trying to do:
Looking forward to the lawsuit
He is so fucking good!!!
can’t lie the texas democratic party are cooking with this, this is insanely good news
If she were wearing linen and in a flexing pose and the tagline was Sydney Sweeney has white power would that also be acceptable?
/shrug it has AC😸
LIRR
i feel like calling male loneliness an epidemic is a way of trying to get people to take it seriously by avoiding what it actually means: sexist men are frustrated they can't own women
… our White House doesn’t have balls
It’s a revamp of the Bill Clinton harassment joke
Should I have capitalized BROAD
If they had told trump that the B in CPB stood for broadcasting, he probably would have given it more money.
Chat, is it easier to kill someone in a maximum or minimum security prison?
“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell
“Picture-at-a-distance machine”
My butt toucher and air fryer are the same.
The Justice Department has the Epstein files. Right now. Everything they’re doing now is a distraction. Just RELEASE THEM.
Isn’t that just transubstantiation?
Bird flew down the chimney. Dog ate bird. Child is mentally scarred. Happy Monday.
Looking forward to the new Daft Punk album.
Can't believe Trump had Ozzie killed to distract from Epstein
We shall call this season, The Long Epstein Summer
Hogshead cheese or cheese ball?
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
I can only assume they’ve included the Bible in the list, right?
Chocolate mint chip aka a frozen York peppermint patty, disagrees.
www.theguardian.com/business/and...
My name is Jonas
Let him sit down with a communist and we can at least have socialism.
Can’t you imagine taking away the Southwick Jog?!
How does the bar allow this?
A vision for the future: Immigration and Customs Encouragement
The Supreme Court said it was unlawful for the Biden administration to forgive student loans because it lacked congressional authority but has no problem with the Trump administration gutting the entire Department of Education without congressional approval. This is a lawless court.
Stop being a heavy bulb.
I’m demanding this treatment for myself
"As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free" is the hardest and best lyric of literally every hymn, and while this country is not a christian nation, it is the only christian hymn I would gladly accept in substitute for the national anthem because of it
The interesting process here is that Elon wants his LLM to, essentially, believe racist things but also, paradoxically, know not to say them and how to talk about them politely... Which is a revealing set of desires.
I’m the local Pennywise - no need to move to Maine
I’m a pie lover and communist. How can I help/eat.
Flightless?
4 U.S. citizen children, with their mother, held in a detention facility for 2 WEEKS. Denied access to lawyers and even communication with family. Disappeared. Held Incommunicado. No charges have been filed.
“We choose to suck shit because we are incapable and inept” - A Gnome
Grace Hopper will fuck you up
Post a kick-ass woman
Shotgun weirdo!
The pleats are extra winter protection.
There are currently more kids in Texas with measles than there are transgender collegiate athletes in all of America. Guess which one they want you to focus on.
Only for dinner
Any paleontologists around? Found this on Brighton beach, UK. Could be man made I suppose but looks very fossily to me.
