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Mike Wiser

@drmikewiser.bsky.social

Evolutionary biologist, teaching-track professor (knowledge transmitter), board game and cat enthusiast, budding archer, teller of Dad jokes, believer that sarcasm doesn't have to be mean. Also a "damn greenblooded hobgoblin". I read a lot. šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ§« šŸ‘Ø

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

The one in the Aomi region near the Tokyo Teleport Station? I knew virtually nothing about gundam, but I had a conference in Tokyo in ... 2018? ... that involved walking past that statue regularly between the conference site and my hotel.

1/9/2025, 6:16:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I use different colors of sharpie as labels in ways to distinguish across either replicate blocks or steps in a procedure. etc. It's not any special talent, it's just being methodical and engineering my workspace to provide internal checks.

1/9/2025, 6:13:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

For example, I use pipette tips in a specific order, which lets me line up which one I should be on at any given step. When I process a tray of flasks, I take the old flasks out in a specific order, and I put the used ones back into a new tray at a 180 degree spin from the first.

1/9/2025, 6:13:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

I've had multiple profs describe me as having good hands in the lab. As best as I can tell, this mostly means that I pay attention to what I'm doing, so all the steps, and work out a system whereby if I do something wrong I notice in time to correct it.

1/9/2025, 6:13:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Ellis (@adamtots.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 1:04:53 AM | 4334 748 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

I'm a Millennial, but apparently too old for their data. But perhaps you are not?

1/9/2025, 3:37:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reposted

Tangent: What is the best way to tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized"

1/9/2025, 6:22:24 AM | 81 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

Tangent: What is the best way to tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized"

1/9/2025, 6:22:24 AM | 81 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

or "You had 4 pairs of birds do / not do a joint task 50 times, you measured the frequency they did the thing, but you counted your replication level as 50 when it's actually 4".

1/9/2025, 4:45:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

These weren't cases of arguing whether one should run a Bayesian vs frequentist test. They were things like "You have run 87 statistical tests with no correction for multiple comparisons and your most significant uncorrected p value is 0.04"

1/9/2025, 4:45:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen a number of papers rejected over a single thing. But that single thing is mostly along the lines of "You have done your statistics completely wrong," and are cases where I am fairly confident I was assigned to review the paper because the editor knew I would raise stats objections.

1/9/2025, 4:45:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I've accepted that there's a royal Cait Sidhe nearby, and mine have access to the Shadow Roads.

31/8/2025, 10:22:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam DeConinck (@ajdecon.org) reposted

My org at work is hiring for an #HPC Architect role to help design and build next-generation GPU clusters! Our team is remote-friendly, with in-office options, and our current team spans all US and most EU time zones. I’m one of the hiring managers, and happy to answer questions by email or DM!

31/8/2025, 7:37:23 PM | 9 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I ask why not Whitmer?

31/8/2025, 6:29:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. I actively dislike chocolate.

31/8/2025, 6:05:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Cherries are the best but also they are the worst.

31/8/2025, 6:01:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

The remaining cherries will either be eaten as is, or possibly made into some sort of biryani-adjacent dish. (If I just ate as many cherries as I wanted to, I'd make myself sick, so there are *reasons* to try to do other things with them. Also, I needed to do something with some milk)

31/8/2025, 5:55:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

In today's uncontrolled experiments in not letting stuff go to waste: ~ 2 pounds of cherries pitted and stuck in the food dehydrator ~ 1 pound of cherries and 4 cups of milk blended with some coconut pudding mix, cooked, and set to chill

31/8/2025, 5:55:24 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, the generational change doesn't involve them changing their minds. It involves few people signing onto that garbage fire once Trump's gone, and the old guard eventually dying out.

31/8/2025, 5:46:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I don't really expect to be an outlier on most things on this site. Especially given most of the people I interact with regularly.

31/8/2025, 5:45:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I think tying its box office success to how much more they'll do beyond the initial number was a very savvy move. I mean, we all know there's a lot of film account chicanery, but this is probably going to move some people to see it who otherwise wouldn't.

31/8/2025, 5:42:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

My own sense of what's normal in child development is skewed by my own history. I learned to read at 2. Only one other kid in my 1st grade class could already read when the school year began. I was doing multiplication and division before 1st grade. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

31/8/2025, 5:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

It's weird to me for that meme to even talk about a 4 year old being homeschooled, tbh.

31/8/2025, 5:26:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

J Jonah Jameson. Who would likely blame Spider-man.

31/8/2025, 3:29:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

But our choices could -- and still can -- mitigate those harms. The US doesn't *have* to spend more on its military than the next 10 largest spending countries combined. We don't *need* to tie health care to paid work of 37+ hours per week. These are choices, and we can change them.

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

There are some bad things which just are. Even if humans hadn't been messing with the global environment, disasters like hurricanes and wildfires and all the rest would still happen. People would contract illnesses, and sometimes treatments wouldn't work. Our choices can't undo all of those.

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

It might seem counterintuitive, but I think it takes a certain amount of optimism to even think things could be better. To challenge the fatalism that the way things are is inevitable.

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

The difference between what you end up with, and what you expected to have? That's in many senses where grief comes from. To risk being trite: Few 70 year olds are grieving the death of their grandparents, even if those grandparents were wonderful and beloved.

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Social progress has come in spurts, and while movement has happened on a lot of fronts, it's often far short of what proponents either expected or hoped for.

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

But our advances have not been even. The huge increase in productivity hasn't resulted in people working fewer hours and having more leisure time. Wealth has become more concentrated in the hands of the few, and a larger share of people are finding everything more precarious than before.

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Crime rates are far lower than they were. Though there's still work to be done, society is more accepting of a range of lives than it used to be. We've actually fixed some environmental problems, like acid rain. There is a lot that's been good.

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Nostalgia's an easy trap for many to fall into, but things are so much better now in so many ways than they were even 40 years ago, let alone 400 years ago. A lot of formerly death-sentence diseases are now managed chronic conditions. The percentage of people in extreme poverty is way down.

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

I am, at times, vocal in my frustration with the way things are. But the thing to keep in mind is that this is due in large part due to the gulf between the way things are, and the way things could be if we collectively made different choices.

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

I had fully expected we'd need to wait for generational change to make real progress on gay rights, but that happened fast enough that it's clear some people actually changed their minds. Now I worry we're going to need to wait for generational change to get rid of the current Trump cult.

31/8/2025, 2:14:10 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

P(birb)>0.98

31/8/2025, 2:10:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Bake-eh-light.

31/8/2025, 1:35:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

In my defense, "colonel" is pronounced very weirdly given its spelling.

31/8/2025, 1:32:33 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

I recently saw someone non-ironically refer to sourdough as "woke". I think it might be time to just walk into the sea.

31/8/2025, 1:27:54 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Izzy.png | comms open (@izzypetersart.bsky.social) reposted

Do I have any art moots who table at cons in the US and would be willing to break down the process for me? I'd like to start at one or two small ones next year but it's really intimidating.

30/8/2025, 1:23:34 PM | 8 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

The Ranch shall flow like water.

31/8/2025, 2:47:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

In fact, they are not. They're further down the aisle. While there are some olives present, they are a smaller fraction of the goods than a number of items not indicated.

31/8/2025, 1:56:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

Nice thing about grocery stores: Large signs about what aisles contain. Problem with grocery stores: Those same signs being inaccurate.

A grocery store aisle, with the word
31/8/2025, 1:51:07 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this is a real thing, and yet I watched enough Simpsons as a kid to keep trying to turn this into cromulent.

31/8/2025, 12:38:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

His sister is shyer.

A tabby cat crouching near a futon, seen through a doorway. She is very low to the ground.
31/8/2025, 12:25:25 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I do think the math serves a purpose. If someone’s struggling to pay their own bills, it wouldn’t be weird for them to resent paying several thousand dollars so that parents who could afford it didn’t have to pay for their own kids meals, for example. Doing the math communicates the actual scale.

30/8/2025, 11:39:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

Anyway, here’s a cat I’m looking after this weekend while his humans are away.

A black cat standing on a leather ottoman, right along the edge of a sunbeam. He is facing a bit below and to the side of the camera.
30/8/2025, 11:35:56 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Do we gay dudes get a higher multiplier than the straights? What about librarians? They should also get more cats, right?

30/8/2025, 11:32:34 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

(Yes, I realize the numbers aren’t exact. Could be more students would get the school-served meals if they were free. I am fine with that. We’re still talking fairly modest costs when spread across everyone.)

30/8/2025, 11:31:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, he had the kid on the young side. His other kids were all born in the 2020s. Like, I overlapped with him at USC -- he graduated 2 years after me -- and among my classmates who have children, those kids are mostly in the 4-to-13 age range.

30/8/2025, 6:53:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like I need some sort of Buzzfeed-style quiz to determine where my personal level of eccentricity falls in faculty space.

30/8/2025, 6:46:22 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

The weight seems less the issue than simply finding a carrier big enough for the two.

30/8/2025, 6:18:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Good reason to consider sisters over brothers. Mine get along well enough that it’s only the physical space that’s an issue, but adult females are smaller than adult males by a good bit, on average.

30/8/2025, 6:08:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

My bigger concern about grocery prices is ICE. The US produces a tremendous amount of its own food, but mostly on the backs of immigrant labor.

30/8/2025, 5:28:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture niqaeli torres, child of disaster (@niq.aeli.net) reposted

does anyone I know have recommendations for English language frequency dictionaries and grammar books for Italian and Croatian? I want to try and pick up some basics in the year and a half between now and my next cruise!

30/8/2025, 5:19:16 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I am sorry you were cursed by the gods.

30/8/2025, 4:45:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I really hope that some of the people opposed to it are just bad at math and think it would personally cost them thousands per year.

30/8/2025, 4:43:48 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

N.B.: This math is elementary. Literally; it's simple division. The kind of stuff that got taught to me in public schools. Probably would have been harder to learn that if I wasn't being fed.

30/8/2025, 4:36:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

To a certain extent, I want the people who think that to be required to actually say it, so that they can be appropriately ridiculed and/or shunned.

30/8/2025, 4:29:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I ran the numbers. Looks like just making it free, if charged as a flat fee instead of a percentage on every US taxpayer, would cost each of those taxpayers ~$35.44 per year. Even if there was no cost savings for not tracking eligibility. For every kid to get free lunch every day of school.

30/8/2025, 4:27:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

That assumes that we don't also have some savings from not having to spend money figuring out eligibility, who's paid up, etc. If you don't think paying an extra $35 a year so that every kid had lunch every day of school would be worth it, I suspect we have deeply incompatible values.

30/8/2025, 4:24:12 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

So the cost of making them free would be that $5.6 billion - whatever is spent on compliance and reporting and tracking debts and whatnot. Let's pretend that's 0. There were ~0.158 billion individual tax returns filed that year. So if everyone paid the same flat fee? ~$35.44 / person for a year.

30/8/2025, 4:24:12 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

I want to expand on this a bit. This is an opinion piece, so obviously has an agenda, but it's also got numbers to back it up. In 2019, school lunches in total cost ~$21 billion, of which $5.6 billion were paid by the kids / their families. jacobin.com/2023/03/univ...

30/8/2025, 4:24:12 PM | 34 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't (and stats say almost certainly won't) have kids, and I just cannot fathom people being opposed to universal free school lunch. Even if it raised my taxes -- which I'm not even sure it would given the lack of spending on admin -- it would be a minuscule cost for an obvious gain.

30/8/2025, 4:02:16 PM | 94 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

I miss the days when the CDC and the FDA were just quietly operating in the background and there was little reason for the average person to even think about them.

30/8/2025, 2:24:40 PM | 490 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprise twist: the prof who went overboard was actually just attempting to escape the boat party.

30/8/2025, 4:28:11 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still wearing a mask when indoors with more than 10 or so people, so clearly I'm not moving in step with most these days.

30/8/2025, 3:58:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Has Ursula called a warrenmind into existence?

30/8/2025, 3:14:47 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

How is this a surprise to literally anyone? Have you ever used an automated phone tree instead of actually speaking to a customer service rep? The rate of those systems even *routing you to the right person* is abysmal, let alone trying to take any additional actions based on your input.

30/8/2025, 12:33:44 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

In which case, I would argue it's part of the etc. of debating the level below antibiotics.

29/8/2025, 11:11:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Could there be hand wringing?

29/8/2025, 9:49:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Important, yes. To the same degree as sanitation and vaccination? I very much say no.

29/8/2025, 9:22:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reposted

I think people have missed that things like ā€œEveryone has the right to their opinionā€ and ā€œagree to disagreeā€ are fundamentally about *opinions*. Examples where they apply: Food Music Best tax rate Examples where they don’t: Vaccines save lives Trans people exist Humans are warming the planet

28/8/2025, 12:22:39 PM | 22 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Lower down than that, we can start talking insulin, vitamins, painkillers, surgery, chemotherapy, antidepressants, birth control, transfusions based on blood type, etc. But the number of people who are alive today who would not be if not for vaccines, sanitation, and antibiotics is staggering.

29/8/2025, 7:07:31 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

Honestly, the only thing even in the same league as vaccines is sanitation. Antibiotics are the next level down.

29/8/2025, 6:59:56 PM | 419 85 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. There is *such* a difference between the "I have a hunting rifle for deer/duck season" people and the "I need more for my Collection" people. Unsurprisingly, I am actually friends with some of the former. Not so much the latter.

29/8/2025, 2:26:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

When our lab had a postdoc working with something photosynthetic, it was momentous. We had lots of little flasks and/or tubes of something bright green that it actually made sense to sometimes look at in Scientist Pose (to see if it was clumping and anything was settling out).

29/8/2025, 2:22:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

That might be related to our entire timeline being completely bonkers.

29/8/2025, 1:31:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah has a suggestion (@goatsarah.org) reposted

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

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Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Does what it says on the tin.

29/8/2025, 1:17:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸŽ¶Does whatever a hyphen canšŸŽ¶

29/8/2025, 1:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

This paper seems to suggest people either smoke, snort, or inject it. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7921717/

29/8/2025, 1:11:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

So, I'm relentless square, but: I didn't think you swallowed cocaine? Seems like a weird thing to even have in pill format.

29/8/2025, 1:10:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, no. One, it’s really not, and two, my job is teaching them biology.

29/8/2025, 11:10:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

These LLMs aren't always wrong. But they do not make it all clear to a novice what is solid and what is made up. I can't stress this enough: in large part because they categorically cannot think. They themselves don't know.

29/8/2025, 4:17:10 AM | 16 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

For what it's worth: As I was walking around the room during part 3, I heard multiple students in different parts of the room saying things to the effect of "I hate AI". My main goal here is just to get them to treat its output skeptically. I suspect I won't need too many examples to get there.

29/8/2025, 4:17:10 AM | 36 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

This week I did the first of several planned exercises of the format: 1. Have students complete a task (part of their normal in class activities) 2. Show them what Chat-GPT produced ~last week 3. Have students write out what Chat-GPT got wrong.

29/8/2025, 4:17:10 AM | 53 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Most semesters we'd have a handful or two show up, and then realize that actual fencing was very little like The Princess Bride. Most stopped coming when they came to that realization, but a few would stick with it.

29/8/2025, 3:20:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Said former coach won an Emmy (in a rather technical category), and yet is markedly less well known than another Hollywood person with the same name as him (who also won an Emmy, but for a show many more people know about).

29/8/2025, 3:16:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

My brother apparently also tried out fencing at UofR (he was an undergrad there 1998-2002), which I find somewhat remarkable as he was, undoubtedly, the single clumsiest person I have ever met. My undergrad team was virtually all STEM folks except for a couple of theater people.

29/8/2025, 3:11:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

A striking number of people from this administration seem to have ideas that I associate with undergrads who have no concept of how people actually act but are nonetheless convinced of their own brilliance.

29/8/2025, 3:06:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

There is.

29/8/2025, 2:03:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social)

Michigan folk: CVS has the new Covid vaccination available.

29/8/2025, 1:59:59 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, yeah. One year in undergrad, I lived across the alley from a violin major. There were a good 3 hours of violin practice every single day. Whoever it was was far better than the person drunkenly failing to teach themself the guitar at 2am.

29/8/2025, 1:43:40 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

(I am aware that my life sounds fictional at times)

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Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

At the time I was on the team, he was a PhD student in anthropology, studying the portrayal of scientists in fictional media.

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Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

So in a sentence that is actually true but sounds ridiculously made up: Most of my insider Hollywood knowledge consists of things I have learned from my college fencing coach, who is a director of science content at Inquisitive.

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Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

As a palate cleanser, I offer you this much better video showing multiple people using a keyboard at once. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n543...

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Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I just love it when men say ... passport.

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Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Sneakers. They mostly used social stuff to get around passwords.

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Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Swordfish was the most ridiculous hacking movie I ever saw. They all sound like they've never even seen a computer. Though I did get @mgreenephd.bsky.social to burst into laughter when I turned to her at one point and said "This movie has been brought to you by the hormone testosterone"

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