We're paying the salary for 10 ICE dudes to arrest one peaceful guy sitting on a bench, then throw him in jail and maybe deport him for about $50,000-$100,000. Wow, that was so worth it to get another restaurant dishwasher off our streets.
We're paying the salary for 10 ICE dudes to arrest one peaceful guy sitting on a bench, then throw him in jail and maybe deport him for about $50,000-$100,000. Wow, that was so worth it to get another restaurant dishwasher off our streets.
The way that housing co-ops work in Switzerland may seem foreign to many. But the central idea is simple: What if homeownership had no profit motive and no capital gains? Advocates say their model could reshape how the world thinks about affordable housing. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/r...
Chronic Douchebaggus Shitstainery
Somebody should study their brains after they die like NFL players' brains are studied.
Ouch…
As a Guy Someone Knows, this hits home. Everybody I’ve ever done painting work for recommends me to people they know. I keep it affordable bc i know I’m both good and fast. I never advertise, just word of mouth. I have as much or as little side work as i need any time something comes up.
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
I have been saying for months that I’m terrified Putin will have Trump killed when he knows he’s at the end of his usefulness. He knows trump dying in any suspicious manner at all will immediately be used by the new Vance Admin to rip America apart ridding it of anything it considers “the left.”
Chicago ✊
My man is JONIN and i loved every second of it lmao
🪬🧿 There is no amount of money, oil, or gold in the world that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
Newsom is a sociopath and every bit as narcissistic as Trump, he’s just intelligent enough that he craves reverence from other educated, intelligent people. He wouldn’t enjoy being fawned over by hillbillies and MAGA dipshits. He has old school POTUS narcissism, not fascistic thirst for total power.
He’s a sociopathic piece of shit but i have to admit that I do enjoy his trolling of President Lard Ass.
I will immediately switch from sling to YouTube tv
He should’ve added “because he can barely read”
Here’s what I see: A) The vast majority of Dems have coalesced around a morally clear platform. B) The vast majority of elected Dems have coalesced around protecting and pleasing their donors. C) Those two encampments are miles apart.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social time to let someone else get some hacks in, lil slugger. How about you take over at batboy and let Queen Jasmine have a few ABs?
Can someone tag the lil’ slugger and tell him he’s been Wally Pipped
Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with Jasmine Crockett. They need that kind of fire.
Guarantee every MFer who has thrown a dildo onto a WNBA court also cares about “saving women’s sports” from transwomen.
If anybody is lucky that there’s probably eternal nothingness after death, it’s that vile piece of shit. If there’s a hell, he’s got a long forever in front of him.
They believe they can seize control of our city. Washington, D.C., is currently experiencing a beautiful vibe and energy tonight. Free DC ✊
Did you guys hear about Stephen Miller?
Wes Moore on the deployment of the National Guard: "It is not sustainable...It's not scalable...It is unconstitutional. It's a direct violation of the tenth amendment. For a party that talks about states' rights, it's amazing how much of a big government approach they take."
I genuinely can’t fathom how stupid you have to be to believe anything Maxwell says, but then again, MAGA isn’t know for their brain power
Oh I’m well aware of why it appeals to them, i think it needs to be covered and talked about more openly to explain it to people who don’t.
There needs to be more open discussion about the fact that MAGA is just really fucking stupid. I’m talking 60 Minutes features on “Why MAGA appeals to dumbasses.”
These people need to be ridiculed back into the shadows. The internet has given dumbasses a place to congregate and encourage each other’s dumbass ideas and beliefs. It used to be that society as a whole would shame these dummies into change or silence before they found each other.
Need to start filling water balloons with paint/gross shit and throwing them at these dudes and their vehicles. Non-violent ways of making the job hell and not worth doing.
The entirety of conservatism is based on trolling people they hate. They have no beliefs other than making life harder for people who are different.
Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.
People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.
FYI: being denied visitation rights bc you’re 7 months late on child support doesn’t count
You think you know stress? When I grew up, if you missed a TV show you just missed it. Forever.
Millennial retirement planning
If you’re under any illusions about what an authoritarian personality cult the GOP has become, they’re not hiding it:
The propagation of misinformation on social media is among the greatest threats to public health right now. Many people want to ignore this, but there are millions of Americans who have been groomed to believe that science is just some kind of scam.
Ngl, it’s been an appalling and disheartening experience for us millennials who have had to find out their seemingly normal boomer parents would have 100% turned in Anne Frank.
I remember a bunch of people losing their shit over companies getting ESG ratings that told investors if the company was having an environmentally negative impact or if the board wasn’t being transparent about its practices but I guess the allegiance to Trump meter is fine
He went from being the biggest dumbass in sports media to being just another drop of dipshit in a sea of dumbasses with RW political media
As the unhoused are targeted, they rise. We need to stand up with them. They are being kicked while down. The papers say they have a choice. The feds say the choice is jail or shelter. The shelter takes their belongings and most shelters are at capacity. It is no choice.
The word dumbass also comes to mind for people who fall for the convenience of the “stats that disagree with my warped worldview are made up by libs” excuse to avoid reality
ATTN DMV: i know y’all mf always wanna jone, go down there with a megaphone and roast these Rod Farva ass chuds out of existence
Need to use dye or paint balloons. At the very least something like milk and let them sit outside for a few days first.
Coming to a city near you
New Jumpman logo dropped and its 🔥
Good morning Bluesky !
Taking photos and video of law enforcement officers performing their duties in public is our constitutional right. This includes police, FBI, National Guard troops, ICE agents, and other government officials.
being in ICE or Border Patrol must be so crazy right now, you’re walking around as the disposable henchmen you can kill without qualms in the coming century of films and video games
People don't join the United States armed forces to police American cities.
Or maybe i was referring to the guy who was on screen for 90% of the video, Beto. Context clues, people.
there's a real conversation to be had about what does and does constitute safety but if you're using the moment of a Trumpist crackdown on a city denied congressional representation to say you're scared of certain neighborhoods then you're a dupe and a mark at best and a quiet fascist at worst.
That fat ass chode lives on McDonald’s and Diet Coke, he’s probably tired of a lot of things.
Same dudes that would’ve been rolling up saying Adolf this, Adolf that 90 years ago
Extend him now. Offer him around 5 years $120 million buying out next year as the first year. Let him have peace of mind like he fought all the way back and got that life altering bag. It’s a gamble but realistically if he pitches to a 3.75 era for 5 years (3.25 xERA currently) it’s worth it.
I know this isn’t the point, but wtf is going on with the one side of his face? Looks like someone tried to contour half his face into the handsome Squidward meme
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Nah i think this is all just one long performance art, she’s accelerating faster and faster towards absurdity in her stupidity bc she’s tired of doing the bit for so many years
Man it’s so hard to find your person in this shitty world, it’s probably even harder when you’re famous af and have to worry about psychos and gold diggers, good for them finding a real connection if they have.
"We’re creating something even more dangerous to the country: A masked monster of a law enforcement agency, one uniquely unsuited for its new power, authority, reach, and funding levels."
Orwell has nothing on The Simpsons, all hail Bonerland.
She's also the only child rapist in history to be moved to a minimum security camp with potential work release one week after meeting with the Deputy Attorney General.
He wants a domestically deployable army he can send anywhere whose citizens he's angry at, instantly and without gubernatorial agreement. The currently imagined size of this army—600—doesn't matter. It's a test run for creating a force closer to 50,000 in size. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
JFC people, THIS is how to do a political attack ad. Establishment Dems please take notes.
#ReleaseTheCuomoList
Bottom right giving me big time Black Hammer, White Lightning vibes
I had to to run 1.5 miles in 10:30 for my conditioning test for college baseball, a sport with virtually no running. These Law Enforcement Fatties are pitiful.
As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.
Sack Tap
Gotta militarize DC prior to doing anything that could cause mass amounts of citizens to gather in DC and possibly rush the White House similar to Jan. 6th, they must have some big plans on the horizon.
Reminds me of Roger passed out on the porta-John on American Dad lmao
How did 3M’s “forever chemicals” end up in all of us? The inside story of the corporate scientists who discovered—then helped to conceal—the dangers of its chemicals.
LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member. RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
I genuinely don’t know who is worse: the absolute dumbasses that are true believers, or the people who know they’re full of shit and just lying to take advantage and make money
A very long 4 years...
The CEO of a multi-trillion-dollar company walked into the White House, handed the president a gold gift, and soon after, his company got a special exemption from tariffs the president illegally imposed. The Founders took bribery so seriously, they banned it three separate times in the Constitution.
This bodega owner pays for good report cards! #blacksky #AMomentofJoy Academic Division!
So many Americans have no fucking clue why what Texas is doing right now is so dangerous. That’s bcuz so many Americans are utterly clueless about American civics. That’s bcuz we stopped teaching civics awhile ago. My mid-week meltdown. Check it out.👇 open.substack.com/pub/socialco...
We are on a bullet train to the end of US science, and possibly the country as a whole, when political appointees are reviewing every scientific grant submitted to NIH to determine if The Regime finds the science acceptable.
Legacy media treating Maxwell like she is a reliable witness, is more annoying than entertaining. She raped and sex-trafficked children. She is doing time for it because a jury of her peers saw no reasonable doubt. We might need a bigger Venn. 🤔
This is not caused primarily by "screen time". It's been caused by the mass eradication of third places for young people in basically every city over the past three decades - and a society that's hostile to the concept of teens socialising in public spaces. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom
um. www.wsj.com/world/middle...
The manosphere is like Junior Fascism, is pedals easy answers and encourages an emphasis scapegoating, allowing young males to avoid having to engage in introspection and self-awareness as a means of self-improvement in favor of telling them it’s not their fault they have shitty opinions.
BREAKING: We're suing ICE for unlawfully targeting and arresting people who show up to court for their immigration hearings.
Black Queens would lead us to The Promised Land if we’d only let them. From a 34 year old white man, Jasmine Crockett who i want to be when i grow up.
Jasmine crockett preparing Texas residents for testimony's at the capitol.
Walkable City Texas Ranger 