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EJG

@drobnox.bsky.social

Punk Hippie code monkey, in search of Slack. Unix Greybeard, soft-hearted, soft-headed, lover of paradox, puns, contradiction, zaniness, and truly odd and serendipitous things. 🇸🇪🇮🇪🇩🇪🇬🇧🇹🇷🇺🇸 Motto: “I had one grunch but the eggplant over there”. -Clayton Slope

created November 20, 2024

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Can’t wait for the trial of Vought

2/9/2025, 4:37:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:18:22 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was also a recurring character on the Red Green show

2/9/2025, 12:44:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One could say “Species Traitor”

2/9/2025, 1:46:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#aiart

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That might be a job for 60 Minutes? Oh, wait…

1/9/2025, 4:44:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was that even Trump? I bet that’s mayonnaise Goebbels from Santa Monica

1/9/2025, 4:43:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know, as long as people in the US can’t afford a place to live at minimum wage, there can’t be enough social programs.

1/9/2025, 4:41:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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!!!!

1/9/2025, 4:36:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pourquoi pas les deux ? Por qué no ambos? Warum nicht beides?

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31/8/2025, 2:33:26 PM | 503 163 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dogs just WANT to be good

1/9/2025, 4:32:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diagonal cut gives you nice crunchy corners to bite.

1/9/2025, 5:59:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ken Paxton is so crooked he has to screw his pants on in the morning, as HST said about RMN

31/8/2025, 5:34:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw this yesterday driving to Costco and though it was one of the best stickers I've ever seen.

Bumper sticker on the back of a car that shows a gear shift pattern and reads: Equipped with Millennial Anti-Theft Device.
31/8/2025, 3:20:29 PM | 1919 209 | View on Bluesky | view

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WE must stop both Trump AND his heartless backers: Heritage Society, Techbro Neofeudalists, Retail Christianists, and Eugenicist Horse Paste Quacks

31/8/2025, 12:29:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#aiart

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31/8/2025, 4:30:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guitar solo that is the second half of “The Orange County Lumber Truck” is as perfect as a rattlesnake. Once, I managed to time it to the crest of the hill leading downtown Grand Marais and Lake Superior. I love a killer downgrade with dirt road cutoffs in case the brakes quiy

31/8/2025, 3:21:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a random picture, else everything will go bad in September.

31/8/2025, 3:16:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Graculus, the noisy one

31/8/2025, 2:46:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joke answer: I’m in Love with my Car

31/8/2025, 12:09:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was an aborted first try at an explanation. He realized that it had nowhere to go, and shifted to the republican hack’s standard attack.

30/8/2025, 4:51:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Axel’s cover of “Sympathy for the Devil “

30/8/2025, 12:50:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must be a good idea, then

30/8/2025, 12:30:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delulu Land! Mind if I steal this?

29/8/2025, 5:56:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I call him traitor to humanity

29/8/2025, 4:00:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see this, post your getaway car

28/8/2025, 4:28:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS

28/8/2025, 5:41:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bought it used at the Princeton Record Exchange

27/8/2025, 9:53:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtube.com/watch?v=sltv...

27/8/2025, 9:22:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taste flavored eating substance

27/8/2025, 6:31:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one almost sounds like prog rock to me youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY

27/8/2025, 4:07:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s plainly a traitor to the whole human race. Dude constantly chooses the very worst of worst ideas.

27/8/2025, 3:54:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can understand one singularly disturbed person being pro plague, but who follows someone like him? What are the upsides for them personally when they choose disease over life? It’s really species treason.

27/8/2025, 3:49:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What she says…

26/8/2025, 3:27:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was that English show about a department store where they all eat a staff lunch together?

23/8/2025, 8:56:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They rhymed “Feckless” with “brew for breakfast”. That’s when I said to myself, I said, this is a serious piece of music

23/8/2025, 8:54:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Groogeggs and Flaben for breakfast! Taste flavored eating substance!

23/8/2025, 8:50:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have your vatflesh and eat it too?

23/8/2025, 8:48:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The other end of the spectrum is the flight attendant rage quit that involved an emergency inflatable slide and a six pack of beer

23/8/2025, 5:36:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Repent. Quit your job! Slack off!

23/8/2025, 5:34:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Out of my brain on the 5:15” says Roger Daltry

23/8/2025, 5:31:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do not mess with the NATO phonetic alphabet! It’s the knowledgeable consumer’s secret weapon against call center idiots””: No! It’s DELTA ROMEO OSCAR BRAVO NOVEMBER OSCAR X-RAY!

23/8/2025, 5:24:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make having more than a billion dollars at any one me time punishable by death

22/8/2025, 11:09:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=vA9B...

21/8/2025, 7:24:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Steven Miller can kiss my stupid white hippie ass.

20/8/2025, 9:41:03 PM | 2017 297 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tim_in_dc (@timdc.bsky.social) reposted

universal basic income, housing, job training, summer jobs, full time jobs, urban design, support for returning citizens; etc. the $millions$ per week we are surely spending on the national guard, ice/hsi/fbi/ero and other brown shirts could be spent on programs with much longer, better reach.

19/8/2025, 7:12:33 PM | 429 93 | View on Bluesky | view

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She should poop on every R members seat

18/8/2025, 11:48:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the fastest hands, but on the other hand, never a wasted note

18/8/2025, 10:50:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dig for Fire, the Pixies

18/8/2025, 8:38:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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C.H.U.D.

18/8/2025, 4:33:44 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Part of it is that the tetraethyl lead generations are dying off

18/8/2025, 4:46:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Ahhh! Real Monsters ?

18/8/2025, 2:46:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slide projectors are super cheap, and good for damage free temporary graffiti

17/8/2025, 10:01:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elysium

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And The Limey

17/8/2025, 6:26:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can we make him lose it all? Leave him nothing but a paper clip and a worn out toothbrush to his name.

17/8/2025, 6:19:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You eat lupus for breakfast, and spit out the bones! Hooh hah

17/8/2025, 4:47:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3pac was 50% better…

17/8/2025, 4:41:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tony Shaloub i.ytimg.com/vi/1FkVXCCfg...

Jeebs with his head growing back
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WĂĽrzburg Luxembourg Montevideo Melbourne Seoul

14/8/2025, 2:02:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Microscopic Feat

13/8/2025, 5:18:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Pirro going to be surpassed in emotional and spiritual putrescence? If not, she’s gonna be at least Speer level malign

13/8/2025, 3:52:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pirro voted most likely to implode in a bullshit maelstrom of the stupidest fucking cruelty she can manage to inflict upon anyone unfortunate enough to cross her path.

13/8/2025, 3:49:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The level of pathetic this young troupe for the cause is willing to undergo? Staggeringly contemptible for unlimited shame/cluelessness.

13/8/2025, 3:45:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Confluence of some tech precocity, but really he just did crap due to vile perverse immorality

13/8/2025, 3:41:00 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe the teens took advantage of a beatdown that they were only opportunity randomly adjacent.

13/8/2025, 3:39:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When in doubt, always believe in the pathetic answer with these mind-stapled creeps

13/8/2025, 3:37:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s better at it? Has a lot to teach us?

12/8/2025, 11:15:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For his fart nap

12/8/2025, 12:25:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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H847

12/8/2025, 8:13:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s called efficient provision of atrocity services

12/8/2025, 12:35:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the Meantime, by Spacehog

11/8/2025, 10:55:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lucky Starr and the Oceans of Venus

11/8/2025, 8:42:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There could be ovens at the end of this

11/8/2025, 7:54:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Orange County Lumber Truck, The Mothers

11/8/2025, 7:54:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The unsustainable will, by definition, fail to sustain

11/8/2025, 4:36:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bel Air by Can

10/8/2025, 10:31:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My grandmother had that album when I was 6. That and Led Zeppelin III

10/8/2025, 10:26:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The big irony s that the core of the holodeck programming interfaces derives from the THERAC-25

10/8/2025, 10:22:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Matt Frewer played a time traveling grifter

10/8/2025, 10:19:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The other big plot hole is how many problems could be solved by instantly beaming the threat out into the vacuum. Or even the warp core!

10/8/2025, 10:17:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s been criticized in some corners for inefficiency in the delivery of capitulation services. He’s going to try to do better!

9/8/2025, 2:25:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re here already and need to alter our biosphere with heavy metals. Guess their politics.

9/8/2025, 1:47:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A roommate in Illesheim used to stumble home at 3 am and blast this album until the CQ made him stop.

9/8/2025, 1:42:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, do you count airports? Keflavik

9/8/2025, 1:39:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The soundtrack to Moroccan hash

9/8/2025, 1:30:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best song on the album

9/8/2025, 1:07:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has to be an agent of the off world enemies who are waiting for toxic heavy metals to rise to the level they need to live

9/8/2025, 12:58:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The furthest I’ve been: N: Borkum, Germany E: Istanbul S: San Bernardino W: San Bernardino

8/8/2025, 5:09:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Economy of scale in atrocity services delivery

8/8/2025, 5:00:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Efficient delivery of Atrocity Services

8/8/2025, 11:57:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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George Carlin invented a new number, “bleent”, which hung out somewhere between 6 and 7

8/8/2025, 7:34:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what else? Forget about being agents of the Russians. The real enemy is off world, waiting for the atmosphere to suit them

8/8/2025, 7:29:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who defends this? Who can actually put together an argument that this is actually a SMART thing to do?

8/8/2025, 7:27:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s just anti East Coast bias.

8/8/2025, 1:20:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE is standing by to provide Atrocity services

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