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He's dead until I see the footage. Even then, he's still probably dead.

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So what happened with the big 2:00 announcement in the Oval Office?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

I want a button that will let me edit other poasters.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Hear hear!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

That's Boris Johnson, who is also not alive.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Current Supreme Court abolished until a workable code of ethics can be mandated. Then start anew.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Except the Supreme Court, which will be abolished until a workable, binding code of ethics can be put in place.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

We think he’s had a stroke. He’s probably going to say that he is the fittest, strongest person on the planet, and that reports of him being sick are fake news. Then he will babble incoherently for 45 minutes.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

He's dead; he just doesn't know he's dead?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm thinking that Vance would probably not announce "I'm in charge now" from the Oval Office. At least not until he gets some of the brick-a-brac off the walls.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

"A President"

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Take and bury Noem, Bondi and Leavitt. I mean *take* Leavitt.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone seen Chief Justice Roberts tonight?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbc...

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Why hasn't Trump announced his announcement himself, from Truth Social? Heck, why hasn't he just blurted it out in ALLCAPS?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

I am therefore giving the Office of US President, which I own, to my daughter, Ivanka. . .

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Henceforth I shall be known as your ruler, MechaTrump.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like the solution is limiting the availability of firearms.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Jeremy have a moth on his forehead?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

He is dead or incapacitated, otherwise his "announcement" would be on Truth Social in ALLCAPS BIGLY.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah--if he was alive, he'd already be blurting it in all caps on Truth Social.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Rubbed onto his giant falafel.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

President Ivanka--he's giving it to her in his will.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

I did nothing wrong in the pee tape; it was all the hookers.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Joe Biden has been avoiding the press for several months—what’s he hiding?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Two words: Justice Sparkle.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

His head looks unusually bloated--even for him. The back fat around his neck is unseemly prominent.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Girkin is still alive?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the plaintiffs' attorneys who are late, not the DOJ.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

His head looks unusually bloated, especially that back-fat around his neck.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

IIRC, Alf swings to the left himself.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

His head looks bloated--even more than usual.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

He is!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Legii

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god, Choppy--yes. YES.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s evolved.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

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Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm hoping for a shootout.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

He only wants it because Obama has one.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

It's clearly a body double! He's wearing a Tor Johnson Halloween mask under that hat!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

I am not throwing away my clip I am not throwing away my clip. . .

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Has the press pool reported on how many holes he finished?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep up the rumors! It will force him to perform increasingly stressful photo-op stunts until he does keel over!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

That wasn't an interview—the dead can make sounds as gas leaves their bloated corpses.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

RELEASE THE LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

What do you bet he wants a full military funeral and burial at Arlington? I bet they'd give it to him.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Something with quick access to my zipper.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

When I hear partying in the streets, I will know it to be true.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

It's gotta be better than the real one, and it will probably be correct more often, too.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Les Miz.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Dang, those sure look like the wax lips you could buy as a kid.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m assuming someone would see him being rushed to Walter Reed if it’s medical. Now, psychological…

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

When the human skin doesn’t quite fit right.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone would have seen him being flown to Walter Reed if there was anything serious.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

People are saying.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Quick! Get Fred Sassy!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Or it might just be the American version of Swan Lake on all the TVs.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Any new holes at Bedminster?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

More likely, they'll bomb and lob some missiles at it, declare victory and sail home.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for providing me someone to block. :)

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

My guess is Venezuela. But if we have to guess, we're screwed.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

For corporate insiders? Yes!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

It's got electrolytes--it's what God craves!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

(I'd be tempted to try, but given my experience with Zinnias, I know the cats would eat them.)

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

And more coming!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Please elucidate your thoughts. . . .

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Harvey White? Do you mean Dan White--Harvey Milk's murderer?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking forward to seeing all those battleships sailing down Massachusetts Avenue.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Get the rope!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Are the liquids real or fake?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

The Second Foundation?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh screw him. "Giving" Trump anything just makes you a mark and leads to more demands. Why should democrats "give" Trump anything?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't need to undress to check for miniflouridians.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

We all poop down here--you'll poop too!

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

The next step is several pairs of reading glasses, spread throughout the house. Then you start thinking about getting one of those bead-chains to secure them around your neck.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

If you all don't go out and sin, then Jesus will have died for nothing.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he doom-scrolling? (Happy Birthday, Max)

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Oval Office or Hobby Lobby?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Even the most talented barely survive Vivaldi's Deadly Mandoline Concerto in C Positive.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

We're not even getting trinkets out of this.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

A liberal demanding it? Yeah, they will reflexively double down now.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny you should ask. . .

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom Clancy's Art of French Cooking.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how he knows which children will make good Jedi.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

This isn’t here, right? Because I’d have to break out the blocking finger were it here.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t wanna know where it laid its eggs.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. Keep him that way.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

"Oh yeah, they're powered down, but I'm not gonna remove these otherwise superfluous glasses."

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Pardon me (not literally) but what does this have to do with saving democracy?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like the old TV Guide covers. It protects them from drink rings.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps he'll have them collect small shells off our beaches while he declares himself King of the Sea.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

How could you miss something like that?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

The majority have some sort of vested interest in not seeing that.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

Dang shame for the cruise industry.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

I never understood why the navy now wears sea-blue camouflage--your chances of falling overboard are far greater than being seen by a lookout from an enemy ship. And don't you want to see someone bobbing in the water?

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd asked about them some time ago and was told that they never really went away.

Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 (@drosgood.bsky.social) reply parent

How about the Epstein files?