Another Tuesday for which the kid does not have school. I support the union and OMG I need the summer to end.
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Another Tuesday for which the kid does not have school. I support the union and OMG I need the summer to end.
I’m sorry, friend. I hope you can get some rest and maybe feel better in the morning.
I would not kick him out of bed.
How did my life end up here?
OMG Tom AND my brother are shitting on the em dash. I hate it here.
Not part one, part two, to be clear.
You can pry my em dash from my cold dead hands.
So watching Timothée Chalamet in Dune: Part Two…. I kinda get it.
He’s such a golden retriever. The whole show is so so good.
Trolling? Or promoting some Dear Leader propoganda? Those are my two ideas, maybe a combo of both.
Yeah, I can definitely see that. I wasn’t super into the story, but she’s great.
That’s next on my list! She’s so good. Have you seen The Hunt? I just watched it last night and she is so great.
When Betty Gilpin says she doesn’t like Gina Davis and Marc Maron says “no one likes the ghost of Christmas future”… perfection.
I missed that there was a S3 of GLOW because my dissertation process fucking sucked. Finally getting to it now.
I have about 20 pictures of Abe sitting on the kid’s banana chair. He loves that chair.
Oh it was high quality, it was just really hard to watch the kids. It hurt my soul. I should’ve been more clear!
I truly do not understand how anyone can look at this pie graph and think “yeah, that looks right. We should keep doing this.”
Noooo! It was The Wire.
I like to pretend that S4 didn’t happen. It hurt too much.
These are absolutely used as vibrators. Someone, somewhere, has 3D printed an attachment. Good for them.
Sure, why not?
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
This is amazing.
Praise be. Take my money.
Alright. I’m in. There isn’t a day that goes by that I’m not in a bunch of muscle pain somewhere on my body.
I hope he has a terrible day.
But in a good way? I think?
😬
Does anyone have a theragun and have thoughts on it? Like is it good? Does it work? Do you like it?
Not a single one. We’re all going to be fine.
I stg, I do not understand how people can be this completely out there.
Right. No one is *this* bad at parallel parking, right?!
Why is my favorite art so space-intensive?!
Like spider-senses but for shoving O’Brien out an airlock.
I almost tagged you, but I also knew you’d see it. ❤️
Goose chasing Nate Silver: How can one be ethnically straight, Nate?!
The Nazi agnostic lane is completely full.
There are quite a few “normal people” who also have crippling gambling addictions.
"LFG. Whatever." Truly parenting words to live by.
They can if O’Brien is near one.
The Alf stuff is foundational. Like that cartoon of some elaborate machinery that has one little peg at the bottom holding everything else up. That peg is our Alf skeets.
This is like 15-25% of my waking hours, just trying to get the kid to eat something.
Everybody (bosses, workers, clients, partners, users) wants other people to respect their time. And almost nobody does.
Totally. At this point I only sew things for other people that I know they want/need. Same with knitting. The cross stitch is just for me (but I would part with some of it for a hefty sum, it’s a shit ton of work). But now I’m going to overwhelm friends and family with silly potholders.
I think about Nate Silver once every four years. He wakes up thinking about us every day. 💅💅💅
I don’t think it did. She’s from the first season, and not even in that dept.
I feel this so hard. Like I *know* I would make too many.
Farm-to-table but for knitting. Love it. I love a craft that keeps me busy!
Nate Silver's whole deal is that he accurately called a coinflip 20 years ago and, as a result, we will never be rid of him.
With that said, I have to start making potholders because I have way too much fucking fabric just sitting around.
I really want a potters wheel and a kiln but I know myself and know I’d just end up with a million shallow bowls and wouldn’t be able to offload them onto all my friends. This is why cross stitching is a good craft for me: it’s clean, takes forever, very small, very cheap, and they are just for me.
happy labor day
Exactly this! You can be mad/sad/etc, but it’s not ok to be mean
this is actually how very very sexy men dance thank you for representing us Zohran
Stephen Miller would never willingly throw his hat out a window. So someone must’ve grabbed it from him.
I love it.
I just said the most profound shit to the kid and he ignored me so I am sharing it with you: There is a difference between being mad at someone and being mean to someone.
Whatever it is, I hope it’s really painful.
I worry for all the cosplayers and the like. Joann was the only national chain I know of that sold all different kinds of clothing fabrics. The loss of these patterns and that access to fabric is just a lot. Like I’m not even in that group, but I have made several Halloween costumes for the kid.
This is my kind of mom joke
Thank you!!!
Did she really?
“Biden: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A President That Isn’t Decomposing, Huh?’
All those labels are red flags.
I’m gonna teach you guys a really useful phrase: “My bad, I don’t know what I was thinking. Deleting this.”
“we overreacted”
You are the best!
[to the tune of do you want to build a snowman?] 🎶Do you have a gift liiiiink?🎶
It’s gotta be the name, right? Like there’s nothing else. The man works out in jeans. There is nothing else.
Happy Labor Day to all who celebrate, and a miserable Labor Day to those who don't, because people who hate labor don't deserve nice things.
I haven’t used these often, but they have been incredibly helpful when I’ve needed them. This is heartbreaking.
Trek fans, I know you’ll know this: what season/episode of DS9 is the one when Quark’s employees unionize?
Happy Labor Day 🙂
How I felt when I removed a paw patrol book and replaced it with Click Clack Moo at my kid’s occupational therapy clinic’s waiting room.
I miss the Sonics so much.
I really want the schools to open AND I also want the union to get what they need.
🙋🏻♀️
Thanks!
I would like to see Betty Gilpin in more things, please and thank you.
I’ve never even heard of it!
If I remember correctly, the working title for this movie was “Joy Fuck Club”. It’s such a fun movie.
It’s really such a good song. Their best.
It is!
Yeah, that’s where my mind gets stuck. It’s just all jumbled. It’s very strange.
This house makes me so mad
Also, we all know he’s not going to bed.
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I like your wolverine corn holders.
Damnit I need one of these.
What’s this in? Which movie?
Seafood allergies are real, y’all. This crab was a convicted killer.
Yes! We have the first several seasons on DVD. That should be our next rewatch. Just a delight. And I’ve always had a thing for Corbin Bernsen.
Those were happening places in the 90s!
Last night we were going to stream The Hunt, but the internet went out. My vast physical media collection came in FTW with The Big Short.
This show was so great. Just great fun.
and I was like “I think that was an old guy who probably slipped and hit his head on the hand dryer.” The person was old and there was a cane on the floor. Like let’s go with the most obvious answer and not the most scandalous.
One time in middle school we were traveling for a basketball tourney and we were at an unfamiliar mall. After leaving the ladies’ room my friends and I passed the men’s room. Inside there was a person bleeding from their head. My friend was like “omg someone just beat up that person in the bathroom”
Zen Faulkes 