Not Your Grandmother's Book Club Podcast (@nygbcpod.bsky.social) reposted
They fucking murdered a boat full of fishermen
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They fucking murdered a boat full of fishermen
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
See, this is the problem. That's what we like to tell people, but it's not how it actually is. So we have to stop with the lie.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Full article here.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Spot on - the Justices are being overtly political, and @imillhiser.bsky.social has receipts. My only quibble is we stop repeating the "Calvinball" label. It's cute, but probably misses the mark for most people. Be direct: "The Republican justices are politicians supporting Republicans." Period.
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
I don't know who's writing Mr. Mamdani's ads, but they're doing a bang-up job. I've never seen a campaign with such variety, energy, and creativity in the messaging.
Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu.bsky.social) reposted
"chaotically murdered a bunch of randos, lawless in a whole bunch of other ways, for no real reason" is another set of words that describes this
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Now we’re just murdering North Korean civilian fishermen. That’s Nobel Prize worthy, for sure!
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
“law”
Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted
this is awkward
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
CANCEL CULTURE. LIVE AT 6:30 NATIONWIDE.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Some stupid @bsky.app issue since the sketch accompanying the article includes breasts (weird editorial decision, imo) so Bluesky apparently labels it adult content.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Available for purchase here if you're interested!
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
About After Dobbs, she wrote: "To say that the [book] is necessarily a collection of anecdotes is not to diminish it; this is history as it unfolded." She also said "some of the stories are almost unbearably poignant."
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Very grateful that Linda Greenhouse reviewed my book with @carolejoffe.bsky.social in the @nyrb-imprints.bsky.social, along with books from @maryrziegler.bsky.social, @maryfissell.bsky.social, and Daniel K. Williams.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
But have you seen how big the houses are in Miami Beach and Beverly Hills?! And this cool new app we built that tells people to put rocks on pizza and that thinks blueberry has 3 B's?!
jael holzman (@jael.bsky.social) reposted
Actually wild that the Texas legislature banned trans people from bathrooms in government buildings yesterday and it hasn’t gotten a whiff of news coverage in the Associated Press, NYT, WaPo, etc I guess the national news biz is just shrugging at this stuff now?
Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted
This is sick and a war crime.
Robin (@robinsloth.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Fun Jonathan Mitchell fact: he once filed a suit claiming the Harvard Law Review discriminates against white men, and argued that Twombly/Iqbal didn't apply to his case and conclusory pleading is fine. The judge was appalled enough to describe this "astonishing proposition" in the dismissal order.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reposted
I have yet to see any proof that Jonathan Mitchell is even one one-hundredth of the lawyer that people (mostly people on the prochoice left) have conjured him up to be in their minds.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
I have yet to see any proof that Jonathan Mitchell is even one one-hundredth of the lawyer that people (mostly people on the prochoice left) have conjured him up to be in their minds.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
I think we are seeing quite clearly that many people (most?) don’t believe in what most of us have thought “law” means. They just care about results, “law” be damned.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
They're using us.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
THIS
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/susa...
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
INVIOLABLE RULE: Never trust anything in an antiabortion legal complaint or brief.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
I know which one I prefer living in.
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted
bringing a 1994 water pistol to a 2025 nuclear showdown
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
YES!
Ben Heath (@jbentonheath.bsky.social) reposted
The coverage this morning suggests that, no, people are not realizing how insane this is. Or how dangerous. It’s not just wildly illegal (though it is). It also crosses several lines that even (heretofore very adventurous) prior US counter-narcotics ops didn’t cross. And it can get worse
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, I totally get that it's coming and we're not stopping it. And that my students need to learn it if they want to be lawyers in the future. I'm convinced of that. I just don't want to learn this new tool and then teach it to them. Nor am I really the best person to do that.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
What if I don't want to be someone who teaches students how to use AI? Do I have to get a different job? Googling "jobs in bike shops in Vermont" now....
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Does anyone have a Justice-by-Justice scorecard of votes for against President Biden and President Trump in cases directly raising their presidential power? (And I know shadow docket cases may not give exact counts, but we have good enough information to make strong educated guesses.)
Mark Joseph Stern (@mjsdc.bsky.social) reposted
The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to: •admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states •abolish ICE •grant citizenship to any immigrant •disband the 5th Circuit •expand the Supreme Court Seriously: Why the hell not?
Eric Segall (@espinsegall.bsky.social) reposted
Here are the top ten worst non-case moments of the Roberts Court: corruption, tantrums, political flags, even John McEnroe makes an appearance! www.dorfonlaw.org/2025/09/mour...
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Press conference to come at Four Seasons.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Another form of a shield law!
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
I mentioned in class this week that I don’t like the play Hamilton. My students looked at me like I failed a requirement for teaching Conlaw. But man, it’s too long, too confusing, the music meh, and no matter what people say the history of our banking system just isn’t entertaining. It’s work.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Love the internet so much sometimes.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Making America Sick Again.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Every time I write "moving X to bcc" in an email (which isn't that often, I usually forget, but sometimes I do remember), I feel like such an EMAIL BOSS.
Katelyn Jetelina (@kkjetelina.bsky.social) reposted
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USAnotRFK Lets gooooo
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
He also said, “I can do anything I want, I’m the president of the United States.” The man wants to be king, but we became our own country to never again be ruled by one.
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
This is Parker. He will not eat until he receives a forehead kiss. 13/10 would give him so many smooches (TT: parkerthegoldenboy)
Meredith Rose (@mrose.ink) reposted
Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
More please.
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
Michigan AG Dana Nessel comes out swinging against University of Michigan for stopping care for trans youth.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I used to think he was a lock for the 2028 nomination, but now not so sure. I'm figuring he's trying not to anger PA voters ahead of his 2026 re-election fight, knowing the majority voted for Trump. But that sure looks weak on the national D stage.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Why not violate the entire constitution?
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
We all knew the American Revolution was fought so that the new American President could do anything he wants to do.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Yes, trite, but still - just imagine the reaction from Republicans if a Democratic President had said anything remotely like this....
Tim Pierce (@unchi.org) reposted
The submissions for the new Massachusetts seal, flag and motto are up, and my friends, they are a *trip* www.mass.gov/doc/massachu...
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
only half?!?
Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted
I mean, what is there to even say about this
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the challenge in teaching a class now. I get that. But also, not everyone feels that way.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Taught the first constitutional law class of the semester this morning. It felt very wrong not screaming THIS IS ALL NOT OK every two minutes.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
That or play shortstop and pitch for a baseball team. But I'm too old and, more importantly, too untalented for the latter.
Chris Sprigman (@cjsprigman.bsky.social) reposted
No one should feel bad for law professors. It is nonetheless true that anyone teaching constitutional law who isn't dead between the ears or a right-wing ideologue is spending the last few days of summer trying to figure out how to tell the truth without wanting to quit
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
My final syllabus has been delayed because I've spent too much time dreaming of working in a bike shop in Vermont...
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?!? I don't need 42 classes to teach this. Barely need 1.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reposted
Finalized my constitutional law syllabus for the semester.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, Alito will absolutely rule with Trump on this. Thomas probably too.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
June 2026: In a 6-3 opinion written by Chief Justice Roberts, the Supreme Court holds that "Article II does in fact create a dictator."
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, they didn't care, since as long as we lock up immigrants, use Jews as pawns to take down liberal colleges, and demonize trans people, all good!
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
So now we're moving toward state control of industry? Did free market Republicans know this was what they voted for?
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Obviously
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m scared about en banc given it was a rare liberal panel.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Thankfully this is exactly what the circular file was made for. Or the modern version - the delete button. I’m sure the recipients will use it quickly.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
September 2025: In a 6-3 emergency unexplained ruling, the Supreme Court stays the district court order allowing the concentration camp to stay open. In an unsigned footnote, the Court also orders Joe Biden, Ketanji Jackson, and Gritty to be held there immediately.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
In fact, the whole course seems quaint and irrelevant....
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Working on my constitutional law syllabus for the fall. After a week of introductory material, I usually then have 11 classes about Congress and its powers. That feels incredibly quaint and irrelevant right now!
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Agree. They are totally on board, including John Roberts. I don't know why folks keep trying to come up with rationales that avoid this reality.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Imagine if Justice Gorsuch were as concerned with the President not following the Supreme Court and other courts' rulings as he is with three lower courts trying to distinguish Supreme Court precedent in a way he doesn't like.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
JD, let me tell you what happens in front of abortion clinics....
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Cease and desist letter that, I'm sure, are going straight into the circular file.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Because [something something something] Article II.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Next time you hear a complaint about the youngn's. Just remember, it's not original.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, I think they do care - the more we voice how outraged we are by him, the more his campaign gets a boost (even if a small boost).
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks @leahlitman.bsky.social for arranging this and doing the interview. And if anyone is interested in purchasing the book, here's a link!
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
Really honored this week's episode of @strictscrutiny.bsky.social features an interview with me and @carolejoffe.bsky.social about our book, After Dobbs: How the Supreme Court Ended Roe but Not Abortion. The whole episode is, as always great, but if you want to fast forward, we start around 1:22.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Best of luck Gemma!!!
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
There are two people on that listserv whose emails I categorically don't read....
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad I wasn't online for two weeks and missed this...
Strict Scrutiny Podcast (@strictscrutiny.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
@profmmurray.bsky.social @leahlitman.bsky.social @kateshaw.bsky.social @alexismjpp.bsky.social You can learn more about Clutchkit here: theclutchkit.com And get David Cohen @dsc250.bsky.social & Carol Joffe's book AFTER DOBBS here: bookshop.org/p/books/afte...
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder though if the blip of time where it wasn't this bad is the exception rather than the rule. Because before Reynolds v. Sims and the VRA, it was much worse than it is now, almost by definition.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
There are no rules.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
My only quibble with this article is that rule of law has long been dead, though in different ways (think policing of communities of color for one stark example).
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
This is right. Everyone saying "X is a threat to the rule of law" is just wrong. Rule of law is dead. I should just give my students this article on the first day of constitutional law and end the course there.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
time to release him
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
He died as he lived -- watching c-rate actors in edu-corporate training videos about phishing, sexual harassment, and protection of student records.
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
This is going to ruin so many cis women's lives. They had to end it in the 2000's because it resulted in women having their lives destroyed, partners leaving them, family disowning them etc. After some high profile suicides and attempts , they had to stop. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: 18,500 children have been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza. The Washington Post has just published every single known name. A seminal moment.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social) reply parent
And teaching Congressional powers? Feels anachronistic to think Congress does anything other than exactly what the President commands.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
CORRECTION: the starving, emaciated child featured in a photograph yesterday had the pre-existing condition of being a Palestinian living in Gaza. Our apologies for omitting that key fact that shows the child is actually to blame.
David S. Cohen (@dsc250.bsky.social)
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