The idea of a nothing burger confuses and frightens me
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The idea of a nothing burger confuses and frightens me
In the spire straight up slaying it, and by “it”, haha well. lets justr say. My snecko
Whose rent is payed and who wants their pet painted? (Dm or email)
Tasu Leech! Good to see ya!
What they foretold in revelations
Watto-field
Silkscream.
One must imagine watto happy
Yeah I did play dicey dungeons! That one’s really cute, and the rounds don’t feel too long. I recently played a few runs of that and remembered how much I had fun with it
It’s definitely becoming that for me, I enjoyed Balatro but it sometimes feels too mathy for me and I also just like the combat aesthetic of sts
I’m still a scrub and pretty low on the ascension levels haha 😅 I think I prefer it to be a comfortable level of challenge, because whenever I get far into a run and die I have to take like a break for 30 minutes to an hour You can talk StS to me whenever!!
I do the same thing haha 😅 I have too much fun playing with orbs and forget to get the high power/defense cards Same with Silent, I love just cycling 0 cost cards like Shiv
It’s either this or Stardew Valley that are my low mental health games lol What class did you play? I had a good run with Defect
Oh I know, I love the games lolol thank you 😄😄
Getting big back into Slay the Spire has to be a bad sign or something
He yellin
I could be the leaf you crunch beneath your feet
I miss all the shots I don’t take, and the ones I do take
I did indeed lolol bsky.app/profile/dsoa...
I could be the leaf you crunch beneath your feet
God could have angled to get him a better job than carpenter
Someone’s gonna have to shoot their shot at me for once, er
I’m bad at shooting
I miss all the shots I don’t take, and the ones I do take
Uh oh
Are you obsessed with me or do you hate me, unfortunately these are the only options
Why thank you yes I am
To put a positive spin on it: she’s confident yet humble
Tomorrow I’m gonna wake up and do it all over again
An unearthly groan came from my chest unbidden
“What kind of mattress do you have ?” Its a queen sized mattress, but tbh I’ve been sleeping on my couch
“i wish i was their third” Ask nicely
“i accidentally ran over my dog :(“ Don’t make shit up
“alright here’s my confession… i’ve been caught jerking it inside public restrooms multiple times” Yeah this is a good confession
“mr ratthew did you have a good weekend?” All things considered, it was pretty good
An unearthly groan came from my chest unbidden
One must imagine watto happy
“😘” 🤭 back at you
“i kissed your cousin throckmorton the skateboarder” I hope you enjoy each other
“opinions on your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder?” Guys these are supposed to be confessions… Anyway, he’s a deadbeat who owes me money
There’s still time for 2025 to turn it around, just need one unequivocally good thing to happen
You better put your mouth on your money
“Feelings on Cow Tools?” I like the prongler
yet still further pondering
Mind tricks don't work on me. Only lasagna.
And eat it lady and the tramp style
“i fancy you. i would take you out to a nice spaghetti dinner.” Hey, spaghetti sounds great, let’s name a time and place 🍝
Confess things to me ngl.link/dsamowen1
Haunt dog
Do you like whatever’s wrong with me
There’s still time for 2025 to turn it around, just need one unequivocally good thing to happen
Oh, yeah that’s good
CANCELED
He yellin
Another monster design for my TTRPG game! Onigoris are savage gorilla-like creatures who band together to rip apart any who try to enter the deep jungles of Drasilia.
Good thank you
Do you like whatever’s wrong with me
It’s scary how natural it felt to do this
Watto-field
smoking on them trix color changing spoons
I can’t pull off the 2025 ‘look’ for guys, a fuckass mullet and mustache combo and thrift store chic
I forgot I made these archival quality prints and then hand gold leafed them, they are 11x14 & I’ve got 4 I’m offering for $40 ea (plus shipping)
What if I, what if I just, just kinda, what if I went ahead and just, kinda what if
HEMORROIDHAN kaijū doodle! #sketch #art #comics #manga #tinykaijudoodle
PP: @StellaSacco Cashapp: @sacc My Venmo account is compromised and money sent there will go into a black hole forever. I already make *far* below the market rate on this gig. I live frugally. I never eat out or order in. I’m just trying to keep things going. Thanks for reading. Sorry.
I’m sleepy, and trying to keep calm and failing a little bit
I LOVE IT IT’S SO COOL AND AWESOME
Sleepy afternoon AMA
just keep rolling ✨ #katamari #comic
All the ways you learn to cope with an oppressive situation don’t prepare you for when you’re suddenly free to make your own decisions, it’s an incredibly scary thing
I have a lot of big feelings about Tombs of Atuan and Tenar
(Looks up what that is) I’m laughing at that that’s funny
I’m kinda half using to get out of the house and just read in A Place
No pictures!!
I finished two whole books this week
That’s so sweet I’m gonna cry
watto wonderful world (beautiful music borrowed from @vinny.vinesauce.com )
When I put my laundry away my clothes are easier to find :O
Do you like helping people? I need some help! Do you like vanquishing demons? Dysphoria is my demon, let's kill it! Do you like body horror? They're going to take my face off! Do you like strippers? I'm not one but throw dollar bills at me anyway! Do you like sharks? Cool me too! gofund.me/10408a79
Can’t be caught slipping
Gayest thing imaginable
Drippin'
Thank you, I appreciate that ☺️🙏🏻 I’m glad I give off that vibe, and I try to keep things in perspective but some days are a challenge lol
I’ll die alone but with dignity
That can be scary, I think that fear has held me back sometimes. I guess authenticity for me is not trying to do things that aren’t for me, at least not till I’m ready
Thank you lolol, I gotta try to live with a fraction of this energy
If any dipshit can get a partner what does that make me
I can only go to sleep to the sound of sawing logs
The episode of Dexter’s Lab where Paul Williams shows up
page from the comic. read it. or don’t lexsesbian.mjjii.com/bird/
This guy is crazy about badges
If they would add that to Bluesky I wouldn’t have to, which I didn’t
I did not make new facdbook in 2025 to try to use the dating feature, don’t put that in the paper
SH*IIIIIIIIIIIIIT
You’re hearing it more and more
POOOOOOOOOOOOOP
then scepticism, then disbelief, resting at last in manhood’s pondering repose of If
If Pokémon digivolved
I’m nice and have good taste and good opinions
