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@dunc99.bsky.social

created August 13, 2024

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Gulf of Tonkin anyone.?

2/9/2025, 10:57:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No No Donald, this face tan you have all over you isn't at all Toxic. Much.

2/9/2025, 9:12:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gulf of Tonkin.?

2/9/2025, 9:09:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dunc99.bsky.social (@dunc99.bsky.social) reply parent

They bought up all the Gop politicians.

1/9/2025, 5:00:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Labour have always swung between centre right and centre left. The ground however is being heavily salted by the US far right. Ever since the 2016 referendum on leaving the EU.

1/9/2025, 3:18:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is your house hunt yielding any results.? It must be tricky finding one with a big enough kitchen to fit 4 motorbikes in.

1/9/2025, 1:21:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any neighbourhood wardens round the area? ; round our street, its usually late night dog walkers who are the culprits.

1/9/2025, 1:15:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is great at computers though, having hacked into Harriet Harman's computer.

31/8/2025, 7:47:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we go like the US Marine Corp, then if you're convicted, the judge offers you prison time or join the marines. Perfect for the very rioty knuckle draggers who want to salute or shag the flag.

31/8/2025, 12:47:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Still Game episode where they go on a whisky distillery tour, and get falling over drunk, did inspire a lot of people. Especially for Outside Broadcasts.

31/8/2025, 10:27:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ENSA awaits, or in charge of the Government Wine Cellar.?

31/8/2025, 10:22:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gareth Bouch (@garethbouch.bsky.social) reposted

Just superb.

31/8/2025, 9:44:53 AM | 17 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eric or Junior next in line, to take over the presidential franchise.

30/8/2025, 4:23:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anything new from Wes Anderson on Amazon prime. Or is he signed to Netflix.? I'm still besotten by Grand Budapest Hotel, and Asteroid City.

30/8/2025, 2:08:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Big Blue , Betty Blue and Three Colours trilogy are worth a whirl, if you're exploring French Film.

30/8/2025, 11:34:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Learn to decipher the codespeak.

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29/8/2025, 7:07:34 PM | 19173 4296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Henry Morris (@mrhenrymorris.substack.com) reposted

Really enjoying Gregg Wallace's live streams.

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30/8/2025, 9:33:36 AM | 79 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture trouteyes (@trouteyes.bsky.social) reposted

Thou wast working as a maiden in a meade tavern when I met thee

Medievil guy sings with his lute to a lady
30/8/2025, 8:33:03 AM | 184 35 | View on Bluesky | view

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BBC News - Manhunt in Australian bush brings long-dismissed conspiracy theorists to the fore www.bbc.com/news/article... Sovereign citizens.

30/8/2025, 8:06:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dunc99.bsky.social (@dunc99.bsky.social) reply parent

You could catch the 0107 sleeper at Exeter stD Saturday , into Paddington 0500. And sleep this evening.?

29/8/2025, 10:04:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Full on The day after tomorrow..

28/8/2025, 10:27:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's been looking in the mirror too much, and sees his ravaged soul staring back at him.

28/8/2025, 2:20:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sally Bosley (@sallybosley.bsky.social) reposted

“It’s hard not to think that the ambassador of a less strategically significant nation might by now have had their Ferrero Rocher confiscated.” Henry Morris, brilliant on the slo-mo outrage at atrocities very much happening in real time.

28/8/2025, 7:37:37 AM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parody Keir Starmer (@parodypm.bsky.social) reposted

The way Tice keeps going on about this, you'd almost think he'd received £2.3m from people with links to fossil fuels and climate change denial. Oh, hang on...

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27/8/2025, 7:02:13 PM | 530 137 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 5:00:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like in Robocop 2,crawling to the greatness of the boss.

27/8/2025, 4:40:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/LlDGh4t9OiM?...

27/8/2025, 4:19:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 4:13:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully, they'll settle the case in the huddle outside the courtroom, just before the court sits.

27/8/2025, 4:10:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've gone to tesco mobile/O2, from Vodafone, after 2yrs of dodgy coverage.

27/8/2025, 4:06:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stepfordian

27/8/2025, 12:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep them away from naming the Gherkins.

26/8/2025, 3:18:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The drug companies will not like this.

26/8/2025, 3:11:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Horrible Histories would have done a far better job.

25/8/2025, 7:51:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's always quicker on the way home from work, than on the journey in.

25/8/2025, 5:19:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Recall her to prison, as she's still on parole.

25/8/2025, 5:11:49 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture larry.earth (he/him) (@larry.earth) reposted

MAGA is a death cult. MAHA is a death cult. Liberated link: archive.ph/WwCkE

25/8/2025, 1:19:36 PM | 31 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 8:07:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

Are we angry about this too?

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24/8/2025, 5:57:43 PM | 340 175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dunc99.bsky.social (@dunc99.bsky.social) reply parent

trip not trop.

24/8/2025, 1:25:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dunc99.bsky.social (@dunc99.bsky.social) reply parent

Consider a nose fairing if a regular trop on the bonnie.?

24/8/2025, 12:43:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dunc99.bsky.social (@dunc99.bsky.social) reply parent

Prison or the Army could well become an option in the near future. Obviously, it'll be Sandhurst for the posher miscreants, as it is already.

24/8/2025, 12:17:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice pootle back, and the forecast for the next few weeks looks great, so not withstanding your back and oil leaks, biking up to London could last for the rest of the summer.

24/8/2025, 11:58:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Teach them to repair potholes, that'll take a few years to get the backlog done. Changing the environment they offended in, to somewhere different could work. Inner city to wide open countryside.

24/8/2025, 11:49:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some prisons do rehabilitation, like prison cafe's, but only a few, and then they're pilot trials.

24/8/2025, 11:34:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Memory foam insert for saddle. Memfoam pillow for the short term.?

24/8/2025, 10:04:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you stop a lot for petrol and stretching.?

23/8/2025, 11:24:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's after a commutation of her prison sentence, to time served. This allows Trump to recall her to prison if she regains all of her memory.

23/8/2025, 11:22:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dunc99.bsky.social (@dunc99.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you tried a Sheepskin seat cover.? Great for summer and winter.

23/8/2025, 10:00:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dunc99.bsky.social (@dunc99.bsky.social) reply parent

Re Ghislaine Maxwell, I seem to recall that there may be criminal charges outstanding in the UK, as there were complaints here.

23/8/2025, 8:50:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was a Voyager or DS9 episode about armed troops on every street corner, I recall.

22/8/2025, 4:02:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't need one. As I have a hosepipe.

22/8/2025, 3:56:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of, not if.

22/8/2025, 1:20:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The legal costs if both sides will be eye watering. Not to mention any damages.

22/8/2025, 1:20:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dunc99.bsky.social (@dunc99.bsky.social) reply parent

Q: Why did you paint the white part of the cross so thickly.? A: Well, I had lots more white paint to use up.

22/8/2025, 1:18:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goggles and Sunglasses. Is wearing both possible and comfortable.?

22/8/2025, 11:36:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'll be fine. Your Bonnie only plays up when it senses you're off to a festival. Hopefully.

21/8/2025, 2:39:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daylight robbery ‘out of control in London’ From the new Private Eye, out now.

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21/8/2025, 7:56:49 AM | 287 61 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Macron is Jake the Oake, diddle liddle iddle dum. With his extra keg, diddle liddle cuddle dum.

20/8/2025, 8:56:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tickle them next time.?

20/8/2025, 7:22:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whip crack away.

19/8/2025, 5:49:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

19/8/2025, 11:33:57 AM | 98 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Diedrich Bader (@diedrichbader.bsky.social) reposted

This is a good reminder

19/8/2025, 5:28:31 AM | 218 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Gans (@dgans.bsky.social) reposted

continuingstudies.stanford.edu/courses/libe... Open for registration now!!

18/8/2025, 3:56:15 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sanho Tree (@sanho.bsky.social) reposted

Another professional courtesy between pedophiles.

18/8/2025, 4:24:48 PM | 119 61 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 8:21:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@matthew-wright.bsky.socialhttps://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BkMzuZkDp/

17/8/2025, 8:19:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He took Priscilla qotd to a higher level. Good news that a sequel is in the works.

17/8/2025, 4:27:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elevated all films he was in, and always chose great directors and stories to film. Caine, O'Toole and him had the best blue eyes of 60s films

17/8/2025, 4:17:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To wash all the old farts out, ready for the new stains.

17/8/2025, 1:45:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Parrett 🍁 (@jymn.bsky.social) reposted

Poly Styrene

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16/8/2025, 6:45:44 PM | 35 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Martin🇪🇺🔶 #FBPPR 👩‍❤️‍👨+👫🐶 Rtd🚒 #GetPRDone (@itsjohnmartin.bsky.social) reposted

Thatcher sold the family, leaving us to live in a country that is now largely owned from overseas. Having run out of things to sell, Thatcherism has come to the end of the road. It was a failed social experiment that has completely failed. Labour needs to abandon Thatcherism.

17/8/2025, 9:19:43 AM | 392 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dunc99.bsky.social (@dunc99.bsky.social) reply parent

Civil war it is then. Or he goes to Dallas.

16/8/2025, 9:24:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social) reposted

My homeopath refused my offer of payment by letting him lick a £50 note. Hypocrite.

2/5/2025, 3:05:29 PM | 145 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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That could be why ICE had its budget increased to $180billion,and hired lots of jan6th convicts.

16/8/2025, 10:20:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any sign of Johnny Depp yet.?

15/8/2025, 7:10:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨🦋𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓘𝓛𝓐 🦋✨ (@sheilaharris.bsky.social) reposted

#NeverForgetTheEpsteinFiles

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15/8/2025, 12:42:55 PM | 19273 5682 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump liked musicals, or his wife does.

15/8/2025, 4:23:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their money is on permanent holiday abroad, but they still come here for the season.

15/8/2025, 3:24:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're all hiding around the weirs,as it's wetter there.

15/8/2025, 11:35:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I expect he'd like a Nobel prize as well.!

15/8/2025, 10:05:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Environment agency have just stumped up £30 million for a flood storage reservoir near me.

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14/8/2025, 4:08:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parody Keir Starmer (@parodypm.bsky.social) reposted

Please don’t worry if you don’t get the A level results you were hoping for. Liz Truss is proof that you can rise to the highest office in the land even if you have the brains of a haddock.

14/8/2025, 7:12:45 AM | 1563 277 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call the fishing bailiff, and the Env Agency fast response boat.

13/8/2025, 4:20:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

13/8/2025, 3:29:18 PM | 109 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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This and mandatory voting for the next election might do it.

10/8/2025, 11:27:07 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She'll have an accident if she deviated from the agreement she has.

13/8/2025, 1:17:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 1:12:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UK govt lining up Insolvency practitioners to deal with Thames Water going Bankrupt.

13/8/2025, 10:44:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She won't get to meet Trump either.

12/8/2025, 7:40:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crabfest 2025. May get washed off due to the Moons influence,

12/8/2025, 6:11:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No No Vlad, just your interpreter will be more than enough.

12/8/2025, 6:08:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Crabs will be having a festival there soon.

12/8/2025, 6:07:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absinthe it is then. Or Pernod if Absinthe unavailable.

12/8/2025, 5:12:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All aboard for Stepford.

12/8/2025, 4:38:36 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neighbourhood Fatso Alert. Off to the doughnut store

11/8/2025, 2:18:43 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Full of lawyers, poachers turned gamekeepers.

11/8/2025, 2:16:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This and mandatory voting for the next election might do it.

10/8/2025, 11:27:07 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 10:43:30 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.thelondoneconomic.com/opinion/keir...

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