David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
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Professor of leaning analytics, quantitative ethnographer, husband, father, sailor
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Too soon
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But her emails!
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Given Jordan’s past, more like: The Unabomber says that the transcript of an interview between Jeffrey Dahmer’s lawyer and the Son of Sam shows Dahmer is squeaky clean
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree with others in the comments: producers > history of the world But hot take: young Frankenstein > blazing saddles, though not by much Otherwise, no gripes
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe we could just give Putin Florida and call it quits
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
When my family relocated overseas temporarily, having a lot of big, cheap bags we could toss stuff into was very helpful. Then my kids used them when packing for college, doing laundry, etc. But we bought them for a big but not permanent move (ie, no furniture etc)
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Those are nice jobs reports you got there. Shame if something happened to ‘em… statisticians can be so careless, ya know…
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Talk about normalizing your own incompetence
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
“I can’t figure out how to do what millions of other people do every day: live in a city safely.” Not “I don’t enjoy living in a city” — which is fair, since not everyone does — but “I *can’t* do it, so clearly *no one can*”(1) (1) even with all my money and privilege
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha ha ha… oh, wait…
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
+1, absolutely
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking only for myself — and not attacking or defending other positions here or elsewhere online — I think it is equally problematic for university students to study the humanities without any depth in a science. We need both perspectives to make good choices in a very complex world.
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David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the real question might be whether Jimmy Carter wants to be joined by Donald Trump
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Your argument here is saying “the internet doesn’t kill local news; people kill local news.” It’s *people with guns* who kill people* — as it is for news. Guns make it easier to kill people. Particular characteristics of internet make it easier for people to kill local news
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Hi, Tom, here and in some the other post you’ve put up on the topic. You’re ignoring the structural impacts of technology. On the internet there are more free news sources, that come in small soundbites. The internet affords a different pattern of news consumption Old rules don’t really apply.
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed. It is basically the “guns don’t kill people; people kill people” argument. No technology is neutral. Every technology changes how we see the world and what actions we take.
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
If I were a billionaire, I would definitely pay a billion dollars to see other billionaires wait tables, mow lawns, and put in the tiny screws you need to make an iPhone
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Awesome. The US Government now has terms of service: "This computer system and data therein are property of the U.S. Government and provided for official U.S. Government information and use. There is no expectation of privacy when you use this computer system." Data ripe for the selling...
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Yes. But unfortunately, the jerk faces are louder
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🌮
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why large language models have such juvenile prose! They hoovered up too many examples written by Donald Trump
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Sadly, precisely right
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Honestly, too coherent to be the T-meister
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Like a toddler who just learned a new word and wants to show off to everyone
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
And just to clarify: I think laborers should be paid a living wage I think ICE should not be brutalizing and deporting or renditioning people without due process And I think this country is stronger for having immigrants than not having them But I don’t agree with the “economic” argument here
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, yes, prices would rise if we pay workers more. But arguing that we need to keep hiring under-paid workers is like the AI industry saying that they can’t make their product unless they violate copyright law. Or a robber saying they can’t do their work without breaking into your house 2/
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Far be it from me to take issue with the premise here — I think what ICE is doing is unconscionable. But I do think there’s a problem with making the argument this way. If labor is scarce, wages should rise. The workers he’s talking about are thinly ones showing up for the wages he’s paying 1/
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
This is the same thing that happened on The Apprentice. No matter what Trump said or did, the show’s producers edited the film to make it look like what Trump did made sense. He’s so used to having complete enablers that he’s lost all sense of a reality that isn’t a projection of himself
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Nice country you got there. Shame if something happened to it…
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a nice country you have there. Shame if something happens to it…
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
@baldwin.senate.gov *please* *please* pay attention to this 👇👇👇 With great respect, one of your constituents and campaign contributors
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve seen posts to that effect. It would be great to know if it’s more than just (informed) speculation
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I really appreciate this thread. Quick question: what do you make of the fact that the soldiers were not marching in step? They were just sort of… walking
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Yes yes yes
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Former teacher here. Yup, absolutely
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Are the jokes risqué?
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
(There’s some good writing about this is the QE community.) Thing about validation is it’s HARD, so people just shrug their shoulders and give things to ChatGPT to code Which (**checks notes**) is a problem
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
I have a slightly different take on what to trust from an LLM — but the proof is too large to fit in one post 😉 Seriously, though, I agree 100% about the value of deterministic, transparent, rule-based coding.
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I see some good scholars across the humanities and social sciences punt on these steps Some have never used an automated classifier before LLMs Others have done this before, but it’s easy to overlook the unique challenges of LLM code validation This is a really interesting moment for researchers
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Serious reply here as this is what I study (quantitative ethnography) Two things to remember when doing LLM coding: 1. There has to be a process for validating any automated classifier 2. This is challenging with LLMs because they are a black box Not saying it’s impossible, just use caution
tfundermann.bsky.social (@tfundermann.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Even if he meant to say they are 1/4th as expensive as they were, they are nowhere near that cheap! Not sure about anyone else, but I am not paying $2 per dozen right now. Still in the $5-$7 range depending on exactly what kind you get. So either he made it up again, or eggs were $20+ 4 months ago.
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Even other clowns, it turns out
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As a fellow academic, I think getting a grant canceled is Naloxone for schadenfreude
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Reading today’s news about Trump and Musk setting each other on fire kind of makes me think the Third Reich would have ended much sooner if Hitler and Goebels had access to Twitter
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I wouldn’t want to be a DOGE kid ever
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely the smartest guy in the room. Another investment paying off so well for Elon
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, I agree, but you just can’t make this stuff up!
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to know what Trump will use as nickname for Musk Doped-up Elon? The midnight timer? Feeble-minded Musk? Cybercuck?
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That aged well
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David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Credit where credit is due. Good call
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed! Well played Killer
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel so very sorry… for the deportees
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
No, he shouldn’t. But if anyone should be deported without due process, I can’t think of a better choice
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
So definitely not gold and not at all standard
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
The right mobilized and the left didn’t (or didn’t as much). I mean, I wish George Soros had been spending his money the way the right thinks he does! Happy to hear a counter-argument here, of course….
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
The closest leftist equivalent (I think?) has been critical scholarship, but that has been mostly in academia with little investment (of the kind you detail here) in this kind of mobilization. In some sense, the rhetoric of the left was defeated by the rhetoric of the right because 2/
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Serious comment here. First, thank you for the scholarship that went into this thread. 🙏 Second, this makes clear that “finding a Joe Rogan of the left” is pointless without the years of investment the right made in mobilizing and developing a rhetoric of fascism (like they did here) 1/
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Was the milk from a road-kill cow in RFK’s trunk?🤔
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Also, last time I checked, there is no such thing as an “LGBTQ graduate major,” at Harvard or anywhere else. Maybe she thinks that an LGBTQ graduate major is someone who outranks an LGBTQ graduate lieutenant?
Dr. Meredith Wills (@bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social) reposted
“She means ‘fewer.’” - a Harvard graduate
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Where do they dig these people up?
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Show us your writing process in a gif
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+1
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
“I wanted the zombies to eat other people’s faces”
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Taylor Swift should!
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Queen Maxima, natuurlijk!
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Man. Woman. TV. Thing you carry babies around in….
Gwen C. Katz (@gwenckatz.bsky.social) reposted
The sheer number of times someone has told me "AI doesn't work for my field because of [specialized knowledge], but I can see how it's useful in other fields."
Andrew (@andrewt.net) reposted
I think people have a kind of Gell-Mann amnesia towards LLMs — like, they can think "AI is bad at things I am good at and know about, but good at things I can't judge because I'm bad at them" Tech bros think AI is good at everything, including coding, and that's because they are also bad at coding
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
THIS 👇👇
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He could’ve just paid his taxes and saved us all the trouble Plus Tesla would still be solvent Win-win
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You don’t need the last 3 words there
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know. Looking around at who’s doing things, it seems like it isn’t preventable…
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank goodness it definitely won’t be use on US citizens
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, I’m not usually a huge fan of zoos, but @greenevillezoo.bsky.social is ON FIRE!🔥
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Has anyone else listened to the T lately and been reminded of the Star Trek episode Patterns of Force, with T as John Gill, mumbling his way through speeches while Nazism rages? Maybe giving T too much credit, though memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/John_Gi...
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
A 4th grader with nukes
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
What a tra-la-la-goondiay
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that is a thing. Not a thing I like, but a thing people do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
But let’s not get out too far over our skis with all the hype
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
To be clear: it’s AMAZING that we can build a machine that can think like a college student who skimmed the reading and is trying to fake its way through class And you absolutely can use it to gather information and do other well-formed tasks if you use it with care and check the results
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But when the chips are on the line, it’s like talking with a very literal-minded 8th grader m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVWH...
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Please don’t get me wrong, in some very well-formed domains LLMs can do wonders — dealing with code in real programming languages for example — and it works well if you don’t really care about the details of something and are just looking for a laugh — “write a haiku in the style of Walt Whitman”
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“the OpenAI executive acknowledges the importance of learning how to ask important questions that provoke a thought process that could potentially help solve complex issues” So, a little like the way a fortune teller works
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
So let me get this straight: To use AI you have to learn a new programming language called “question asking”, only there are no rules to guide you and the machine’s responses are indeterminate. Sign me up 🙄 www.windowscentral.com/software-app...
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This is wonderful, but shouldn’t it be a catarrh?
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This is such a poetic, tragic, human way of describing the indescribable. I’m so sorry you and so many others are going through such a horrific cataclysm
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re welcome! Honestly, I suspect anyone who is following your feed would be able to figure out what you meant either way… between the sheets…
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This is very funny! When I was in school we used to say “between the sheets” which I always thing of as being funnier than “in bed”. But your way works too… between the sheets
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s on Amazon to rent or buy, FWIW ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, what’s the weird spooky Scottish one? Sounds interesting.
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This was my question also
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Wait. Black holes have *sides* now???
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously. It is funny, sweet, and moving — even for my 20-something kids, and that’s saying something.
David Williamson Shaffer (@dwshaffer.bsky.social)
Happy Christmas, BlueSky And may I recommend this for your Christmas watching👇 m.imdb.com/title/tt4729...