*screams in “personal reference ranges”*
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*screams in “personal reference ranges”*
I wish I could convey to insects that we are never going to be friends and they are much safer if they stay far away from me
I wish dr oz nothing but the most permanent anesthesia
they are here! and now i worry about wearing them because the sole is so pretty smh
HERE COME THEM STOMPERS
as a former au pair: lol, lmao
the largest city in the wealthiest nation in human history can’t pay their paramedics enough to keep them from killing themselves.
it’s super fun when you get to a point where it’s like oh. this is as good as it’s gonna get? ok. ok cool. maybe it shouldn’t be idk
ooohhh do NOT get me started on “normal ranges” lmaooo I have beef with that concept
it gets frustrating bc things are super complex and most gps/pcps don’t have the time or knowledge to really treat past basic symptoms and depending on where you live & insurance, specialists are gonna be either non-existent or hit and miss
(post viral syndromes can happen with lots of viruses and mcas can happen with or without)
Chloë Grace Moretz and Kate Harrison in custom Louis Vuitton gowns by Nicolas Ghesquière for their wedding #fashionsky
two holidays in a row
i’ve only had one or two of those and the last one I just curled up on the floor unable to move lmao mine now are well controlled w botox but also they evolved to become a painless kind which…tbh sometimes is worse
pls let him keel over pls let him keel over
oh god the dreaded “is it a migraine or aneurysm” pain i’m so sorry
tv trope that drives me nuts: assailant chokes character, character manages to find something juuuuust barely within reach, grabs right at the last moment and whacks the assailant
ohhh noooooo
wtf
lance reddick’s character in one of these fringe eps had the line “you’d be amazed what we can get the general public to believe” and, well,,
u ever hear a crack of thunder that makes you go hm, yes, glad I just got out of the shower
Ever since we gave him the vaccine my dog has been non-verbal
I do *not* love these pmdd dumps
lol if it’s not instantaneous it’s not happening
do cough drops count
depression’s fun bc it’s like yeah I need to feed myself but also why
waaaaay too much filler
Chloë Grace Moretz and Kate Harrison Tie the Knot in Custom Louis Vuitton Wedding Dresses #fashionsky #popculture
if ur dog bites everyone on the street it’s gonna be put down eventually
the way i’ve boomeranged in 3 years from “pls stop using twitter, it’s the only way” to “jfc y’all *still* won’t stop being insufferable long enough for people to like this site”
the replies to that single post are going to make me go back to twitter
if estrogen fixed skin then why don’t oral bc pills have a 100% success rate
trying to decide if I want to deal with the peri-pmdd-induced suicidal swings every few weeks or the hrt-induced inflammatory cystic acne that makes my face hurt on a daily basis, what a choice
sedating myself before reading one more gaslighting comment about how estrogen doesn’t cause an increase in sebum production or acne
I, too, would like my business partner credited before my medical provider
Yes we know
miss you too friend, always glad to see you pop up on my screen
spent most of the day asleep, gonna go back to that
"The first wave of grocery-price increases will likely hit this winter. Roberson predicted produce prices could rise 50% to 100% by early next year as inventories clear and new contracts kick in." fortune.com/2025/08/28/t...
16 states now require prescription for Covid vax b/c pharmacies there are not allowed to dispense vaccines not recommended by the federal government w/o prescription.
every time I have to do an assessment w my pt for insurance and she asks “how long do you think you can stand/walk” it’s like uhh it is 100% dependent on the day
perfection
aWOOOOOga
if tay can bring meta down—
All because the Senate didn’t take their appointment responsibilities seriously. No, the president doesn’t get to appoint any ole body.
We are going to be in the word’s most preventable epidemic/pandemic AGAIN.
I just need a fucking break
willnotfedpost x10000000
neither do I. seething. the things going through my head.
“Induced Lesions of Nerve Tracts” are my nerve ablations that I get done ever 10-18 months or so and if they get more difficult to impossible to approve, my QoL is going to *tank* luigette
addendum to my posts yesterday: they’re going after a *lot* of chronic pain care 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
j this is just extremely gross of you. you should know better.
I have to take a bunch of shit too but i’d rather all that of it be regulated so I know i’m ingesting only what’s supposed to be there at the doses they’re supposed to be at
so what’s the plan there. move how many millions of people out of inhabitable areas - and what do you call inhabitable at this point? and then to where? - or work faster on climate mitigation and adjustment systems?
becoming a reclusive bog witch until I am dragged back into the city by liberals
i’ve seen it here and there on the tl over the past few weeks and I am just so uttery flabbergasted at how simplistic it is
ahahahahahahahahah
I fully agree w this
Me, living in a rural healthcare desert: 🥲 (I moved back to take care of my senile dad. The elderly do BADLY when they are moved to unfamiliar places, so moving him to the city with more healthcare resources wasn't a solution)
there! are! so! many! fucking! factors! how! can! anyone! be! this! reductive! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao says blocked for me
“blue dot in a red state” users can jump into the atlantic
y’all can hate individuals and the people in charge making the ultimate decisions, but throwing whole groups based on location into a gulag ain’t it
idk how to make my dad understand he has a disabled daughter and what that means when he votes but I wish I could, also I am not going to murder him
how do you not fucking recognize that absolutely insane attempt at reasoning
there is zero difference between “rural people should suffer the consequences and rural areas shouldn’t exist” and “get rid of the south, excise it from the union, they’re all red states anyway”
I just think it’s incredible that so many of you meander around to eugenics from the left. Horseshoe theory in action.
if you’re going by “stupid” please may I suggest holding up a round glass object with a piece of smooth dark metal behind it
"We should make sick and old people move to places where it is extortionately expensive. This always works, don't worry we'll give them $50 and expect absolute fealty even though we have no understanding of their lives and intend not to. We also intend to complain they are taking up cheap housing"
who gets to remain where they live? hmm well I suppose someone qualified under 2 or 4, maybe 3, is there an exception for them? is 1 the group who gets to be tossed out, or are you gonna group every person into that group 1?
if you want to do individual purity tests for who voted republican and whether they were: 1) cruel 2) stupid/uninformed 3) going off vibes bc they had lives to live 3) thought a politician would do things that ultimately the politician gave middle finger to then let’s fuckin go
like there are some people I legit respect with this view and I swear to god: what the actual fuck
“bUt ThEy LeEcH oFf Of CiTiEs” so do billionaires, do them first
we maintain any of those things, people have to live, work, and reproduce in rural areas. Do we completely abandon rural America and live only within cities? How do we mitigate pollution, the heat cities generate, the waste? Who decides where people are allowed to live? How is that enforced?
“people in rural areas should be forced to move to cities because they always vote conservative” y’all just what the fuck kind of logic is this people are stupid. people go off vibes. people get trapped. politicians bullshit. it ain’t the location.
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this post, his replies to his own post, and almost every reply from others are psychotic. i kept reading thinking i was misunderstanding something but no this guy is just a huge piece of shit
put sam altman on trial for every death
@ianmnoone.bsky.social ?
100000% this
hopefully less than that but WHO THE FUCK KNOWS my body doesn’t follow rules
we used to be a Proper Website
love that my hrt journey is basically gonna be “who the fuck knows what dose will work for you” for the next two years
I mean I def get that but there are times and places where stylish doesn’t really exist lol
thank you finally some appreciation
problem: not enough space on my desk for my printer second problem: fuck off im not paying $60-$90+ for an under desk printer cart solution: $20 plant pot mover, take that big office
mfer said study
I will never understand anyone who posts for reasons other than "if I don't get this thought out of my head in the next 15 seconds it will explode, Scanners style"
so incredibly angry today and I know a large part of it is hormonal but jesus take the fuckin wheel
the rage I have rn lol, lmao
not fedposting, but you know what i’m thinking
medicare already cut off sacral ablations they’ll definitely go for the rest
this is my joker origin study, start me a bail fund
“getting rid of burke but keeping jefferson” is a…choice
“move more and faster” “get great sleep” im sorry but my mitochondria don’t do this correctly to begin with mark
For anyone wondering how we got to the point of an HHS Director who's thinking about children's mitochondria when he looks at them. There are so many academic medical centers complicit in how we got here because embracing the rise of bs integrative & functional medicine helped turn a profit.
existing feels like a subscription i forgot to cancel
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.