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Happy Caturday.
Happy Saturday meme roundup.
"Thoughts & prayers." It's not hard to imagine the prayers: "Dear God, let no one come forth with any progress on gun control. Strike down those who would ban automatic weapons". But I really really wonder what the "thoughts" are. Why did they even make "thoughts" part of the cliche?
Those firefighters should have thrown ICE on the fire.
Please stay with it. They want us to crumble. They want to wear us down. We love you and need you.
Welcome back!
Hey Peeps, if you want a smart laugh once a day to relieve the stress, you should read Wiley's Non Sequitur daily. He's brilliant.
assface just awarded a no-bid $1.2 billion contract to a Virginia firm with no experience running prisons to build a 5,000 bed immigration detention camp in TX. The company has no website. It's registered to the home of its 77-year-old CEO.. whose name is flonald blump...
And yet every strip is deep and funny. How do you do that? I notice many comic strips are not drawn artfully any longer. Your art is magnificent.
Hey Peeps, if you want a smart laugh once a day to relieve the stress, you should read Wiley's Non Sequitur daily. He's brilliant.
Cracker Barrel has removed its website Pride page. I don't blame them. If I served greased breaded fried sugar fat at ten thousand empty calories a bite that was a highway to a heart attack, I wouldn't have any pride either.
The children in Minneapolis who were shot were praying, proving once and for all that thoughts and prayers do not work. The NRA will now endorse better thoughts and stronger prayers. That should do it.
Cracker Barrel is bringing the fictional old man back to its logo after a week of outrage, yet Kilmar Abrego Garcia can't come back.
It's frustrating to see that many people are more upset that Cracker Barrel disappeared a fictional man from their logo than they are about ICE disappearing actual men from their lives.
Adopt a senior from German Shepherd Rescue of Orange County & #tailsofjoy will provide 1 yr of food treats toys 2 vet visits all needs. This great boy waited 2 years & finally got adopted today. Check out their gorgeous dogs. www.gsroc.org.
A Sunday laugh.
Adopt a senior from German Shepherd Rescue of Orange County & #tailsofjoy will provide 1 yr of food treats toys 2 vet visits all needs. This great boy waited 2 years & finally got adopted today. Check out their gorgeous dogs. www.gsroc.org.
THX 2 my Great Peeps #tailsofjoy has so far made Little Guy Grants to 5 rescue groups & vet bills for 5 needy people. This beautiful baby boy was running the streets since July. @GSROCdogs (we donated) finally caught him. But he won't come out from under the Kuranda bed.
In order to keep the heat of a black border wall effective, Herr assface will be issuing an executive order banning night, winter, rain and snow.
God just started building a black wall around heaven to keep this administration and it's fuhrer out.
The wall along the US-Mexico border will be painted black to make it hotter and deter illegal immigration at the request of assface. Asylum seekers already stocking up on black clothing to climb invisibly over the wall.
Florida has ordered Key West to remove rainbow crosswalks. And now herr assface has issued an executive order banning rainbows over the united states.
The press corps is dead. They have forsaken their job and the public. From here on out they will be known as the Press Corpse.
A truly heartfelt thank you Peeps for all the birthday wishes and donations. You are the BEST.
If you are lucky enough to be sent flowers for your birthday, you hope they will be sent by @TitusNation_ and @RaeRaeBradley. Just wow. And thanks my wonderful friends. The sun is out!
Thanks to everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes and rescue donations. It makes getting forgetful and creaky a little better.... xoxooxxo #tailsofjoy tailsofjoy.net
Sick bastards.
The press corps is dead. They have forsaken their job and the public. From here on out they will be known as the Press Corpse.
Best birthday card of the day so far.
You can also donate for the animals at tailsofjoy.net/donate and help us save lives for my birthday which is today and is causing serious day drinking... I thank everyone personally and you get a follow!
Thank you for all the birthday wishes! I will see them all. And today is the last day I will nag you for donations to my Tails of Joy birthday wish. If I could have been as pushy for my career as I am for the animals I would have been Dame Judy Dench!! www.facebook.com/donate/31239...
WHAT?????????
Early birthday gift from my friend Ramona Otto, amazing artist. A vintage 1960s Boxer. I am going to put all my dogs' tags on the collar and have a Boxer charm bracelet. #tailsofjoy
Let's save animals!
My b'day's the 18th but made a wish & blew out a candle in a Mexican restaurant with friends last nite. TV on in the corner. assface on screen. My friend says loudly, "The wish didn't work! He's still president!" Whole restaurant exploded in laughter.
Did he transition?
People finally believe $5, $6 & $10 donations really do add up! We love them! Little Bitey Beau's medicine just went up 15% with tariffs & he's not even a corporation. We're all volunteer & save all species. We love animals. U can donate at tailsofjoy.net or www.facebook.com/donate/31239...
And then if Belinda Carlisle joined them they could be the Goo Goo Gaga GoGos Dolls.
Feet Davis. Snoop Puppy. Reverb and the Bunnymen. My Morning Jacket Potato. Arcade Embers. Blind Cantalope. Quicksilver Texting Service.
Marilyn Fromme.
Vertigo Gillespie.
Captain ImpossibleHeart.
9 Inch Brads.
Jog-DMC. Judas Seminarian. En Elle. Maybe.
BB Guns N' Roses. Simply Rosè. The Placebo. Fleetwood iPad. YY Top. U1. The Velveteen Underground. Tinny Dan.
Doesn't she know it's a woolly puppet?
I avoid doctors. Many of my friends are my age and we're suffering the same ailments. I wait for them to go to the doctor, tell me what we have, what physical therapy we need to heal, and then I do it. I haven't spent a penny and I feel great.
People finally believe $5, $6 & $10 donations really do add up! We love them! Little Bitey Beau's medicine just went up 15% with tariffs & he's not even a corporation. We're all volunteer & save all species. We love animals. U can donate at tailsofjoy.net or www.facebook.com/donate/31239...
Now the Epstein files are the distraction from the fact that assface is doling out martial law across the country. Martial law would allow him to cancel the midterm elections. Amazing that there is something worse than the Epstein files that uses the files as a distraction.
I know economic uncertainty is plaguing us all. We so appreciate anything you can donate. It all adds up! Thank you to the donors here and on the tailsofjoy.net website. You'll be free of my nagging after August 18th. www.facebook.com/donate/31239...
A woman's place is at the home... plate. #jenpawol #MLB
MLB's Female Umpire Debut Congratulations, well deserved to Jen Pawol, who'll be the first woman to umpire a regular-season Major League Baseball game when the Miami Marlins face the Atlanta Braves today 1:15 pm ET at Truist Park. I love her even more since she looks a little like Janis Joplin.
Trophy hunter killed by buffalo he was stalking. (After photos.) And here I thought only wolves had dens.
My heart breaks even further for the deportees. We know what kind, loving people they are because my #tailsofjoy is helping rescue the pets they were forced to abandon and each pet is gentle, loving, sweet, and trained. You can tell a lot about people by their pets.
Today we made a "Little Guy Grant" to help save this baby Poodle who was run over and whose back legs & feet were crushed. I've spared you the awful photos and instead share his post surgery progress. My Birthday (8/18th) Wish! www.facebook.com/donate/31239... or tailsofjoy.net/donate
Today we made it possible for this little 6 or 8 week kitty (now named Midnight) found near a dumpster to be saved. Bought her food & paid for vet bill so our Oregon partner could save her. Donate to my #tailsofjoy b'day wish! THANKS! www.facebook.com/donate/31239... or: tailsofjoy.net/donate
Vertigo, tried to see the doctor on the left, ended up with the doctor on the right. A total waste of time. Should have looked at the wall certificates earlier! Talk about a participation trophy..
He's building the ballroom so he can be the new host of "Dancing With the Stars". He's already dancing with the tsars.
Thank you all for getting us closer to our Aug 18th B'day wish goal. We help all animals across the country plus Canada & Mexico. We also make "Little Guy Grants" to groups who help bring service dogs home to be with their soldiers. www.facebook.com/donate/31239... or tailsofjoy.net/donate
The homeless population on the streets all throughout America heard that assface is spending $200 million dollars on a huge ballroom. And now they're all taking dance lessons.
He's unfit for Office Depot.
Man I love the Brits. They are steeped in tradition, yet keep it cool.. laughingsquid.com/british-army...
Of course he needs a $200 million dollar ballroom. They already have the wicked stepmother, the ugly stepsisters, a Qatari jet that will take hundreds of millions of dollars to change it from a pumpkin. America is Cinderella and we need a Fairy Godmother. #NoPrince #NoKings
HA!
Or just retreat.
At least serve them candy.
I would have loved to "provide a service" on him with a pierogi....
Yes. No pierogis for judas pedophiles.
Or maybe just next to Giuliani.
Really? Cause right now it seems to be....
One year!
Really? Look at the government....
I like it!
We help the smallest, neediest; people who donate their time & money 2 save lives. Today we helped buy Cesar more time to get adopted. U can donate to my b'day wish here www.facebook.com/donate/31239... or here www.tailsofjoy.net/donate/. Every penny adds up to lives saved. #tailsofjoy THX!
Wait. Did the pierogi guy refuse to bake alan dershowitz a wedding cake?
I'll be suing the Martha's Vineyard Farmer's Market Pierogi guy for not serving Dershowitz, and when he wasn't looking, spitting in the pierogi when he had a perfect opportunity.
U can donate 2 my fb Birthday Wish for my Tails of Joy! So, I adopted my most awesome dogs as seniors. We'll pay 4 a year of food, treats, etc for any senior adopted from German Shepherd Rescue of Orange County in August. That's just one thing we do. Info: gsroc.org www.facebook.com/donate/31239...
If I get any older Little Bitey Beau is gonna leave me for a younger mommy. It's Birthday Wish time! I try to entertain you all year so you'll donate to help animals once a year. Every penny helps, nothing is too small. THANKS so much Peeps! www.facebook.com/donate/31239...
But first he has to drive through Dallas in an open convertible. "GOP bill seeks to rename Kennedy Center for Trump trib.al/Je4TpBf%22
The new #tailsofjoy newsletter's coming shortly but here are some beautiful faces we recently saved. 1000s of people arrested & deported have been forced to leave their now lost & confused pets behind. Just when you thought it couldn't get worse. We rescuers are doing our best.
I hope pam bondi gets over her "torn cornea", clearly a paper cut from the Epstein files. Did I mention, Epstein files?
At least other countries will hold pedophiles and felons to account, even if the US will not. This is an actual front page of the Scottish newspaper "The National" and lest you think this cover is "fake news" here is the link to Snopes declaring it true. www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
Elon Musk has opened a Tesla Diner in Hollywood. Well at least you know you won't get gas.
Do we know if JD Vance was at the last Ozzy Osbourne concert and went backstage?
Republicans want to rename the Kennedy Center Opera House for Third Lady Melania Trump to honor her "contributions to the arts". First production will be an all white Porgy and Bess.
Republicans want to rename the Kennedy Center Opera House for Melania Trump. This will be the first time Playbill comes with a centerfold.
ABC News: "Republicans want to rename the Kennedy Center Opera House for Melania Trump. The bill requires 60 votes in the Senate to pass, so Democrats might be able to strip the name change out of the bill." You mean strip the stripper out of the bill, don't you?
What to never say to a comedian. See the full podcast with Elayne and Marsha Warfield here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=egqG...
Elayne and Marsha getting down. #tailsofjoy tailsofjoy.net See this Instagram video by @marshawarfield www.instagram.com/reel/DMXFd1L...
Yeah right. We see photos of these masked "volunteer" 350 pound guys saying they work for ICE. Ice cream maybe.
Sunday NYT. I'm going to wallpaper a room with all the Xwords I have been in. They love to trick people with the "y".
See the whole podcast here www.youtube.com/watch?v=egqG... and watch two old comedy warrior friends tell some stories....
See the whole podcast here www.youtube.com/watch?v=egqG... and watch two old comedy warrior friends tell some stories....
If the Epstein thing gets even worse, as a distraction assface may actually release his health care plan.
Hey Peeps, two gorgeous healthy Retriever/Shepherd mix 6 week old little girl puppies available for adoption at LA shelter. Contact in video. youtu.be/sZYssUkmzB0?...
Beautiful. I can hear the ocean and feel the breeze...
Herr assface: "Are people still talking about the Epstein files? It's enough." But her emails!!!!
Take a nap then wake up and watch us this Friday nite at midnite. Gonna be great, lots of inside dish.... Our latest episode of #MidnightintheMARSHAVERSE features groundbreaking and legendary comedian, Elayne Boosler. www.marshawarfield.com/webcast
Take a nap then wake up and watch us this Friday nite at midnite. Gonna be great, lots of inside dish.... Our latest episode of #MidnightintheMARSHAVERSE features groundbreaking and legendary comedian, Elayne Boosler. www.marshawarfield.com/webcast