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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social

In order to keep the heat of a black border wall effective, Herr assface will be issuing an executive order banning night, winter, rain and snow.

aug 21, 2025, 7:07 pm β€’ 101 9

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Long Island Jim @jim-hughes.bsky.social

🀣🀣🀣

aug 27, 2025, 4:36 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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macfromx.bsky.social @macfromx.bsky.social

Many people are saying that whenever Herr assface goes to IHOP, he orders country-fried steak with mac n' cheese.

aug 22, 2025, 7:02 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social

That performative bitch is so far up Tangerine Palpatine's ass his breath smells like botox and mascara.

aug 22, 2025, 2:47 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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cargirl.bsky.social @cargirl.bsky.social

🀣

aug 22, 2025, 6:24 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Psaki Bombs of Sanity @mampdx.bsky.social

Also wind.

aug 22, 2025, 8:03 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Proud anti-MAGA @roxycb.bsky.social

He’ll definitely try. πŸ˜‚

aug 27, 2025, 3:20 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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bogyankee.bsky.social @bogyankee.bsky.social

Clouds are right out! 🧐 youtu.be/hQ72fcHDUC8?...

aug 26, 2025, 11:45 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Matt2D2 @matt2d2.bsky.social

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ you know Donnie is buds with some large chemical company that is providing the paint at a rip off price to the American taxpayer.

aug 22, 2025, 7:36 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Colors of Nature @trisha-colors.bsky.social

They painted last time Trump was president.

aug 22, 2025, 10:52 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Lee Phillips @leephillips.bsky.social

Guess when it’s black this won’t work anymore. Wait for the end… 🀣🀣🀣 youtube.com/shorts/XOqNA...

aug 25, 2025, 8:53 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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CarpeLuna @carpeluna.bsky.social

The way we went fm 91* to 50* they already banned the season of fall.

aug 22, 2025, 8:11 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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π–‚π–Šπ–—π–™π–π–Šπ–Žπ–’π–Šπ–— @wertheimer.bsky.social

aug 21, 2025, 8:29 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Michael Pacholek @michaelpacholek.bsky.social

Where's the Jewish Space Lasers when we really need them?

aug 27, 2025, 3:19 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view