In particular he very clearly does not buy the salt-of-the-earth thing where the right wing hold some kind of special status as Real Demonyms
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In particular he very clearly does not buy the salt-of-the-earth thing where the right wing hold some kind of special status as Real Demonyms
I dunno, I don’t like the guy but I don’t think Newsom would just comprehensively alienate his entire voting bloc
[throwing a manila folder down on the desk] Scully, you ever hear of the Clout Demon ?
this is...woof. well-intentioned and clueless
that one's the agent, I am not that funny
that's so sad
gross! wainscoting!
hide your phone
huh that explains why I never get the sewer pipe
it's already improving on perfection
i'm just not reading that. i'm not. you can't make me. we all know he's a waffle cone fulla shit already
maybe? I'm not sure how you get to the idea that Canada has the market to be worth that to China, though. like, China had a value add of "we have a billion people and can make stuff for negative money". not that many buyers in Canada though, and not sure the USA is going to let BYD in through Canada
inventing stwokes now? bluesky's got the sauce.
This reads as "then, draw the rest of the owl" though
The thing about Robert E Lee is he should have been executed in front of the gutted husk of a torched Virginia plantation mansion, and that should have been his official portrait, and we should have put it on our money.
you know they're probably not going to just let you canadize their secrets
We're watching, on a mass scale, the cognitive equivalent of Phineas Gage's accident being administered through our phones. Not me though, I'm just as cool as I've ever been.
one question though: how
I gave a talk on hybrid post-quantum key establishment in prod for the Korean Post-Quantum Cryptography Workshop recently: youtu.be/fD7BPHWj3sE
everyone involved with that should be in a siberian gulag
I believe we call it Big Belize Theory, or Biglize Theory
#BostonProtests #LaborDay
o no what
330k followers and "computer, enhance"'ing to stupid discourse
an adequate maine
so the robot just tried to mock all of Docker instead of writing an integration test
I'm only one for three, so I accept your nomination
alas, but I am a software developer
natural talent is all I need
you say that every time
you probably like python BEGONE
jerry I will sentence you to the goddamned Raku mines so fast
so is there really just _no_ supported, functional single-binary distribution mechanism for nodejs that both supports binary libraries and doesn't set off antivirus alerts on windows?
you shut up too. all of you shut up
i can compromise with a moderately good wake-up wrap from dunkin donuts (but the official first one, it has a plaque and everything)
nope this one's too far. glonzo is bad enough, gloppings are right out
what about the remans?? why exclude??
as one does. you'll be one of us sooner or later
Okay, here's what I know and don't know* about the planes that were supposed to take children to Guatemala today. *None of this flight tracking would be necessary if ICE Air didn't keep its operation secret and if Drew Ensign didn't talk to the court in riddles. 1/
this person is so broiled that they have somehow begun to glow and should be stored at the bottom of a spent fuel pool
my guess was spent fuel pool, so
are you, or have you ever been, in possession of a red hat
Honestly Trump being too old & sick to talk to reporters serves my purposes almost as well as him kicking it. "What if Trump was president & it wasn't any fun" is a pretty good summary of why the press hated COVID & I am very happy to bring that back
I have taste buds
51 senator
a senator
patreons are recurring, think wisely
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
also this week's podcast comes with even better bad takes
the bad posts continue until someone pays me to stop
@lenorajoon.bsky.social you're our new senior maine correspondent, aside from the oysterman can you name any of the democratic senate primary candidates without looking follow-up question, do you care
it's what happens when you take a coca-cola and make it better
laudatory, to be clear, but.
they might have talked about college football but then they had to talk about maine as I thoroughly stumbled through trying to explain what a weird state it is
What is this, a Live song
aaron go make a diet pepsi ice cream
my wife went to BU and I went to Maine, this is all stupid until hockey season
say hi to graham platner for me
no promises, i'm very lazy
I mean he's not, it's sunday, hopefully he's with his family or something
the podcast is insisting on talking about college football for an opener so I'm going to go drink my delicious diet pepsi over here with you lovely people instead, and also @sifu.tweety.fish is here
I'm an atheist, I can just read a map
Many people don't know this!
everything is ffmpeg. unless it's gstreamer. then it should be ffmpeg
ocean...really...big. okay got it
how can you ride a bike to las vegas
it will be illegal to own pencils in woke 2 but those are graphite, I hear you say? or they are charcoal? don't care. no soft carbons of any kind
woke 2 is going to make coal not just illegal but damnatio memoriae
can but hope
on the other hand it IS educational bsky.app/profile/bhai...
this post has been up for five minutes and nobody said "gherkin it" bluesky really has lost the mandate of heaven
New Fukuyama lore
One of the guests at my friend's party last night was FREAKING OUT because she'd never had such aromatic, such delicious pickles in the United States as the ones I put on the cheese plate we brought, are these Korean, she hasn't had them since she taught in Seoul the pickles in question:
i bring my own
I've never understood those packets when you can just have soy sauce even broke college students have soy sauce! in maine!
I said eventually
just bulldoze it, the fire will go out eventually
Hmm a bunch of sirens going off and they all stopped right outside my house. Am I dead?
NOT verified
their brainworms will get larger and that’s okay they need worm housing too
Even more damning are the OIG reports warning glonzo was attracted to the glass coating used to make it bulletproof. Entirely self inflicted problem
metonymy, you should know it
you’re gimli, I have dibs on Legolas
you know what would look good on TikTok? an encasement of ten meters of concrete
I will accept this compromise as soon as the artillery barrages begin upon the short form video peddlers
Lemme just screenshot my pinned tweet and one of the followups. (He was always an entitled prick and everything of note he did was for spiteful, selfish reasons.)
this is like, a post-earnest post. it might be true
you’d be good at it
so that's what the illusive man was up to
as I have mentioned around here before, I used to play video games with him, and he was a piece of shit (here's where I curse @xaiax.net for removing his perma-quote)
burb's right, @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social, where are the other eight cloves
look at this coward with his only two cloves
I am not the first person around here to say this but I will say it anyway: it turns out it is possible to be an atheist and also recognize the antichrist when he shows up to be evil and shit
I just assumed the antichrist would be a little more subtle about it
This is what they took from you
I don't even watch football but "america" and "america's team" are historic rivals