so is there really just _no_ supported, functional single-binary distribution mechanism for nodejs that both supports binary libraries and doesn't set off antivirus alerts on windows?
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love you guys though really fond of you
sep 1, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
jesus christ if i wanted to hear this i could just walk into my kitchen and listen to my husband and sons complain
sep 1, 2025, 4:26 pm • 1 0 • view
alas, but I am a software developer
sep 1, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
this is clearly a "me" issue
sep 1, 2025, 4:41 pm • 1 0 • view
and i am fond of programmers and always have been but sometimes i get overloaded and start shrieking
sep 1, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
js is a virus yeh
sep 1, 2025, 3:21 pm • 7 0 • view
jerry I will sentence you to the goddamned Raku mines so fast
sep 1, 2025, 3:21 pm • 5 0 • view
perl6?
sep 1, 2025, 3:22 pm • 4 0 • view
Because of the quantum operator support, raku both is and is not perl6 at all times
sep 1, 2025, 3:26 pm • 3 0 • view
Even Windows knows
sep 1, 2025, 3:22 pm • 2 0 • view
you probably like python BEGONE
sep 1, 2025, 3:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Whitespace is without meaning
sep 1, 2025, 3:33 pm • 1 0 • view