Ed
@edciting.bsky.social
Intellectually promiscuous. Edciting is rated E For Everyone! I am a skeptic and a believer. I am a cynic and an optimist. All of my packaging is frustration-free.
created November 21, 2024
1,958 followers 280 following 4,142 posts
view profile on Bluesky Posts
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons." - Douglas Adams
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Lucky for you, I'm doing two-for-one tonight...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
COVID-brain take, granting hardship pass
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Many, many reasons for the ongoing ascendence of Asia while the Americas stall out...started before DJT and will outlive him...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
easy now...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
caps lock glued down
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
still nice to them them
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Any amt of time with her was a solid win.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
The wild part is even if it was mental illness or video games...we still wouldn't do anything about it. Guns killing kids is just normal now.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
@carmax.com for Fire Trucks? www.shopgarage.com
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Still no problem attracting the ladies...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Money's not wasted when it flows to your best bud CEOs. They are just showing you their priority, over doing good things you care about.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
...and bigotry.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
In 1961, Legendary actor Walter Matthau lost almost $2 million (in today's dollars) betting on... Spring Training Baseball
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
She died doing what she loved, being a domestic terrorist.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reposted
1 + 2 + 3 = 1 x 2 x 3 and that's why #math is hard.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reposted
Everyone's entitled to my opinion...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Lockout - Tagout!
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reposted
I am biodegradable.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
Actually, it's not so hip to be square.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
The Melania Monument?
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
Yes, you CAN teach an infant how not to drown...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
Jennifer Lawrence wanted to know why I was not putting the moves on her last night...in my dream...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reposted
The sooner our country moves past relying on fossil fuels for energy, the better.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
I went ahead and wrote you a prescription for the 2025 you are suffering from...no refills...apply as needed...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
Did you know all fabrics are cloth, but not all cloths are fabric?
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
2024
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
They seem to be on a very good path...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
Third wedding 💍 anniversary coming up, the Mrs. and I have some around-the-house projects lined up...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Next up: Walmart, Coca-Cola, ExxonMobil, General Electric, Amazon? Not even #Luigi could blow that sort of a chill into a Boardroom.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
The Penguin is the worst of the bunch.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reposted
It's only your middle finger if you think your thumb is a finger.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
What happens if my Dad has a membership and passes away, how do I cancel it?
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure, but if my Grandma had wheels, she definitely be a bike.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
not the good kind
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
He's acting out tonight.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
pencil lines on paper
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Stone has run out of material...sad...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
If POTUS offered signed, leather-bound copies of the Ghislaine Maxwell interview transcript for sale, how much would they go for and how many copies would sell?
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reposted
Did you know that both English and Spanish use the same word for "TACO"???
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
There will never again be a racehorse name better than Hoof Hearted.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reposted
The "Sell by" date on items you purchase from a grocer is not for your safety but rather to encourage you to throw good food in the trash and purchase a replacement so a food producer can increase their income. 1/2
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Next up: Walmart, Coca-Cola, ExonMobil, General Electric, Amazon? Not even #Luigi could blow that sort of a chill into a Boardroom.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
Current status: he's the one they call Dr Feelgood!
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
"Like everyone else that I have put in key positions in my administration, he's a low life, haven't you been watching?"
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
And you may pour us away like soup Like we're pretty broken flowers We'll take back what is ours
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Try asking them sometime if "solving crimes" reduces crime.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was a kid, we went to a huge one down by the airport now and then. Very old school.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
"The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next." - Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803-1882)
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
There is no dark side of the moon, really...matter of fact, it's all dark. 🌙🌚
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
It is staggering to me how Kim Carnes' producer could hear the original and transform it into the more famous hit version. I really don't know how they heard the KC version inside the original.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
What was the actual goal of the bribe?
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Mazel tov!
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ever hear the original?
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
1977
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
You will enjoy this story, then...
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
Don't forget to wash behind your ears!
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
"remains a huge risk" Without a doubt. However, I do take a small measure of comfort in the fact that he is not infesting our feeds 24/7 these days.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Last Pope Standing!
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Friend, the quote marks continue to belie the ideas that you are trying to communicate. If you think what I said is wrong, that is much more than fine with me.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm enjoying EMusk adopting a lower profile as of late.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
"Oh. Really?" The numerous quote marks in your post provide the clue you are looking for. My comment was specific to straight news, which, today, is virtually non-existent in a 24/7 format on TV. Because it is not economically viable.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Even this guy gets it:
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as the Electoral College exists, the entire public ballot for POTUS is a mirage intended to provide the illusion of a popular vote. 538 mostly ignored VIPs make the pick for us.
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
The Mrs. sent me to the store to pickup a kitchen ingredient. "Just grab some BAKING POWDER."
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you heard of this thing we built into our house called a FIRE PLACE?
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social)
"It was not supposed to be..."
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed (@edciting.bsky.social) reply parent