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Intellectually promiscuous. Edciting is rated E For Everyone! I am a skeptic and a believer. I am a cynic and an optimist. All of my packaging is frustration-free.

created November 21, 2024

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"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons." - Douglas Adams

1/9/2025, 7:17:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lucky for you, I'm doing two-for-one tonight...

1/9/2025, 3:59:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:58:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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COVID-brain take, granting hardship pass

1/9/2025, 3:22:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many, many reasons for the ongoing ascendence of Asia while the Americas stall out...started before DJT and will outlive him...

1/9/2025, 3:19:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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easy now...

1/9/2025, 3:03:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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caps lock glued down

1/9/2025, 1:59:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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still nice to them them

31/8/2025, 6:40:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 4:13:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any amt of time with her was a solid win.

31/8/2025, 6:38:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:30:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The wild part is even if it was mental illness or video games...we still wouldn't do anything about it. Guns killing kids is just normal now.

31/8/2025, 4:56:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@carmax.com for Fire Trucks? www.shopgarage.com

31/8/2025, 4:45:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still no problem attracting the ladies...

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31/8/2025, 4:21:13 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Money's not wasted when it flows to your best bud CEOs. They are just showing you their priority, over doing good things you care about.

31/8/2025, 3:58:39 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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...and bigotry.

31/8/2025, 3:55:18 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:35:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In 1961, Legendary actor Walter Matthau lost almost $2 million (in today's dollars) betting on... Spring Training Baseball

29/8/2025, 10:00:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She died doing what she loved, being a domestic terrorist.

29/8/2025, 7:38:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1 + 2 + 3 = 1 x 2 x 3 and that's why #math is hard.

19/12/2024, 3:38:54 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone's entitled to my opinion...

4/3/2025, 3:39:37 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:07:34 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lockout - Tagout!

29/8/2025, 4:05:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am biodegradable.

9/2/2025, 5:40:00 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually, it's not so hip to be square.

28/8/2025, 4:50:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Melania Monument?

28/8/2025, 4:15:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:12:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:28:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:51:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, you CAN teach an infant how not to drown...

27/8/2025, 8:41:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jennifer Lawrence wanted to know why I was not putting the moves on her last night...in my dream...

27/8/2025, 8:38:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sooner our country moves past relying on fossil fuels for energy, the better.

21/11/2024, 10:07:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went ahead and wrote you a prescription for the 2025 you are suffering from...no refills...apply as needed...

27/8/2025, 8:36:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you know all fabrics are cloth, but not all cloths are fabric?

27/8/2025, 8:35:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 5:55:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2024

27/8/2025, 3:24:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They seem to be on a very good path...

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25/8/2025, 9:45:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 9:43:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Third wedding 💍 anniversary coming up, the Mrs. and I have some around-the-house projects lined up...

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25/8/2025, 3:01:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next up: Walmart, Coca-Cola, ExxonMobil, General Electric, Amazon? Not even #Luigi could blow that sort of a chill into a Boardroom.

25/8/2025, 3:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Penguin is the worst of the bunch.

25/8/2025, 1:46:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 12:57:25 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's only your middle finger if you think your thumb is a finger.

7/2/2025, 2:39:12 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What happens if my Dad has a membership and passes away, how do I cancel it?

24/8/2025, 3:07:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure, but if my Grandma had wheels, she definitely be a bike.

24/8/2025, 4:16:03 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not the good kind

24/8/2025, 4:03:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's acting out tonight.

24/8/2025, 4:01:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed.

24/8/2025, 3:59:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pencil lines on paper

24/8/2025, 3:40:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 3:23:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Stone has run out of material...sad...

24/8/2025, 2:12:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If POTUS offered signed, leather-bound copies of the Ghislaine Maxwell interview transcript for sale, how much would they go for and how many copies would sell?

24/8/2025, 1:28:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 11:45:47 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you know that both English and Spanish use the same word for "TACO"???

22/11/2024, 4:18:16 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There will never again be a racehorse name better than Hoof Hearted.

23/8/2025, 11:24:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The "Sell by" date on items you purchase from a grocer is not for your safety but rather to encourage you to throw good food in the trash and purchase a replacement so a food producer can increase their income. 1/2

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Next up: Walmart, Coca-Cola, ExonMobil, General Electric, Amazon? Not even #Luigi could blow that sort of a chill into a Boardroom.

23/8/2025, 6:43:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Current status: he's the one they call Dr Feelgood!

22/8/2025, 6:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 3:53:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Like everyone else that I have put in key positions in my administration, he's a low life, haven't you been watching?"

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And you may pour us away like soup Like we're pretty broken flowers We'll take back what is ours

22/8/2025, 1:37:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try asking them sometime if "solving crimes" reduces crime.

22/8/2025, 1:11:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was a kid, we went to a huge one down by the airport now and then. Very old school.

22/8/2025, 12:54:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next." - Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803-1882)

21/8/2025, 11:10:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no dark side of the moon, really...matter of fact, it's all dark. 🌙🌚

21/8/2025, 11:09:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is staggering to me how Kim Carnes' producer could hear the original and transform it into the more famous hit version. I really don't know how they heard the KC version inside the original.

21/8/2025, 6:32:32 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was the actual goal of the bribe?

21/8/2025, 5:40:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mazel tov!

21/8/2025, 5:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ever hear the original?

21/8/2025, 1:42:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1977

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You will enjoy this story, then...

20/8/2025, 11:19:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 10:51:21 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't forget to wash behind your ears!

20/8/2025, 3:02:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"remains a huge risk" Without a doubt. However, I do take a small measure of comfort in the fact that he is not infesting our feeds 24/7 these days.

20/8/2025, 12:21:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 12:19:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last Pope Standing!

19/8/2025, 11:40:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friend, the quote marks continue to belie the ideas that you are trying to communicate. If you think what I said is wrong, that is much more than fine with me.

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19/8/2025, 10:55:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm enjoying EMusk adopting a lower profile as of late.

19/8/2025, 10:28:32 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Oh. Really?" The numerous quote marks in your post provide the clue you are looking for. My comment was specific to straight news, which, today, is virtually non-existent in a 24/7 format on TV. Because it is not economically viable.

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19/8/2025, 8:33:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even this guy gets it:

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19/8/2025, 8:20:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as the Electoral College exists, the entire public ballot for POTUS is a mirage intended to provide the illusion of a popular vote. 538 mostly ignored VIPs make the pick for us.

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The Mrs. sent me to the store to pickup a kitchen ingredient. "Just grab some BAKING POWDER."

18/8/2025, 2:37:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you heard of this thing we built into our house called a FIRE PLACE?

18/8/2025, 2:32:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It was not supposed to be..."

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