Happy birthday!
Artist wannabe, writer, DM, factotum, and anything in-between. Here on Bluesky to motivate and improve myself drawing. I don't take commissions but I take suggestions/requests for doodles. Quality may vary. Might monkey paw them.
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Happy birthday!
"That's basically every single one of them. I have yet to see a kobold that isn't yearning for something. Whenever it's a shiny rock, pats, food, or just being a little menace."
I'd need an emotional support kobold IRL, probably
"Hush man, you're throwing him off his game."
that's fair. Going to the dentist is already something one can get tense for, and having an operation on it makes it only worse.
"Scary" isn't the word I'd use. Painful as heck, yes. One of the strongest pains I recall in my life as I had complications and painkillers stopped working less than 15 minutes after the operation.
It's been 10 years, and yet feels like yesterday, and yet feels like an hundred years ago with all that happened in between since.
Give him gentle headpats, and then a dragon plushie. Should work wonders.
"I do what I want to do. Now, get ready the hydraulic press."
Specie: Kobold Class: Kobold. Prestige class: Kobold (but with cooler trinkets)
"What makes them uncountable?" "Mostly that they don't know how to count themselves, they don't care to do the math, and most of all they won't stay still."
And don't forget the snacks! So many snacks.
Lots of people are on vacation too: it is summertime after all.
Gotta choose your favourites. Also one factor that many don't consider in picking a team in a pokemon world, is utility and how well you could handle them. Sure, you COULD have a Snorlax, but good luck to feed and do activities with it that ain't napping.
"At that point basically it's a katamari of blankets. Roll it up to collect even more blankets."
If you can delay, wait night to use a can of wasp spray to ensure that none will come at you and you can get rid of them. Otherwise consider if there is enough space to operate the valve without disturbing the nest. Keep your distance as much as possible, to not touch the nest, and close the valve
"As reptilian kobolds lack lips it'll end up with either a lick, an awkward muzzle boop, or a bite on your nose. Kiss at your own peril."
Agreed. The bleak absurdity of the world at this age would had eluded even the minds of Ray Bradbury and George Orwell.
"Do not taste the kobold even if he looks like an hashbrown."
"Their greed knows no bounds"
"This car drives like a dream! ...there's no logic connection for any parts of it, I'm not sure how I ended up in it and by all means it's going to be a miracle if I'll remember how it ended when I'll regain my senses."
"Needs one with a Waldo's hat, glasses and cane."
Absolutely lovely!
My entry for #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2025 Was something I was keeping from making due not feeling I was capable to draw it right enough...and this was a good enough push to go ahead anyway. A good excuse as any!
"Damnit, the gnomes are at it again."
I'm not a spiteful person, so this kind of motivation never worked for me. Still just because I'm not all that good at drawing, is no reason for which one should stop trying to improve.
"While doing so due not having its eyes on the road he already ran over 5 goblins, broke through the guard rail, broke through a farm, got back onto a road in the wrong direction against traffic, and created a Micheal Bay-like explosion scene. He keeps finding the Volume 1, but it just -won't- do."
As much I love Nintendo games, at this point I've resigned myself to not buy it: I really can't afford those prices in the long term.
Looking forward it!
He knows well his audience
Glad you like!
New doodle! "This dragon is reading to his kobolds a bedtime story. One where the dragon wins."
Happy bday!
"Richard Scarry, be proud"
"And for your last trial, you must pass the test of wisdom! Here in front of you there is a chess table where you'll play against a specter. If you lose, you'll lose your soul. Will you accept the challenge?" "Hell, no!" "You pass the trial."
A well organized dragon, will have a buddy system for their kobolds! ...and kobolds tasked with having the keys, wallet and phone.
Wanted a Scorbunny, got a Rowlet: still can't complain.
"What's the take on being rotated diagonally?"
You shouldn't worry too much. A friend will always be glad to hear you talk about your passions, even if you told them already. If they'll think you'll be repeating yourself too often, they'll tell you as much with no ill intention. Just speak out what makes you happy. The right people will listen.
I'm imagining you in the dream knowing it was such and as the bear mauled you, you went "Eh, no biggie."
I do have a theory about it. (Warning, potential spoilers) / / / / / / / / The tone shift came with a phone message. They all just received some terrible news. My money is on Rudy having some serious health complications overnight.
*after 2 weeks later without managing anything a pumpkin head appears shouting: "YOUR TAKING TOO LONG" * Kidding aside, considered the chapters NPCs, there's non-zero chance you might end up drawing a watercooler.
I'm pretty sure that Sans' popularity in Deltarune after this chapter will drop due that bit.
"A yip is worth a thousand words."
"Moments before disaster" A little fanart (mostly spoiler-free) of #deltarune ! I feel that Jackenstein was the best NPC in the new chapters.
Just because you asked: a white mage does healing/holy magic. A red mage does a bit of every kind of magic but poorly (master of none). That said there's thousands of RPGs, with a thousand more magic classes. It's easy enough to make up your own.
"What's truly hurt, is his feelings."
"Alright! Time to resolve this situation thanks to my Idiotic Memory!" "It's pronounced Eidetic Memory." "I know my limitations."
"Does this look like the face of mercy?"
I'm waiting for it as well. I'll be cautious though, and wait for reviews to come through first. I feel that digimon games can be a bit of hit-or-miss at times. I really liked Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth, so I'm optimistic for this one.
On a random note, been on a binge to play through the chapters of Deltarune. Fun game, but I felt forced to go through it as quick as possible to avoid spoilers.
"Instructions unclear: The friend just got a very shiny geode, but is still overheating."
The short answer: money. Money buys influence. Pathetic people will worship anything that has power thinking it makes them better than the ones that don't. A PR spin was made to make him sound smart. And if he didn't choose to talk nonstop and ruin the PR job, most people would be none the wiser.
"FFS, we've been playing this videogame for 4 years now, why you're still so terrible at this?" "Yip!" "Damnit."
this is the only month you can retweet this (he is transgender)
Last week I felt endlessy tired and exhausted for some reason. Still, have some random doodles I DID manage to pull off in the end within that time.
That's fair. Trying to improve leads to moments where I do try to force myself drawing to take advantage of my spots of free time.
I'm imagining him a split second after having eaten whole the banana for scale.
"After studying for days, he will finally discover the power of books. Namedly: he can knock out someone pretty easy with an hard cover of War and Peace chucked at their face."
"Also I think you accidentally wrote WIS again instead of CHA." "Nope. He got double wisdom and no charisma whatsoever."
"A fate worse than death"
The vast majority of the good titles nowadays aren't produced by AAA producers anymore. Except for Nintendo products (which in turn I'm not keen to get to with the new prices and downloadable games rather than owned) I haven't seen a new product that felt interesting.
that's some high rolls! Still, it's pretty fun to play big buggers that aren't too bright (even though with an 11 INT, he's pretty well set there too)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5q...
"I didn't ask to be called kobold mom either, but here I am."
quite a style shift! Still pretty good looking
"Wasn't feeling Bold enough. And there's not much practice to be done when you're just KO."
And forever ain't enough for everything! It's take half past forever at least.
It's pretty cute! For some reason reminds me the dragons in the Paper Mario/Super Paper Mario serie. Throwing a random name here a bit inspired from that: Ashtail
I'm pretty sure I'd need to live for at least 18 centuries before I'd be able to make EVERYTHING that goes in my head right now. If we put that together, probably at the heat death of the universe I'd have enough WIPs I could jumpstart a new big bang by the sheer mass of papers stacked together.
"I figure that being underground critters, they're ground/rock, hence taking quadruple damage from the leaf."
"yet again, I'd totally see someone get both a kobold plushie AND stitch the patch on it/give it a sash to wear the patch on"
It's just that while the patches ARE pretty great, they're less commonly used compared to other decorative pieces. It's easier to apply a sticker somewhere than choose a piece of clothing to stitch the patches on.
Seriously though, I wonder why my ability to draw seems to be all over the place at times. I do have often a chaotic and busy lifestyle to focus properly, but it shouldn't reflect -all- the time on the quality of what I draw I think.
*draws for days on sketchbook* "Damnit, I can't get a single drawing done decently. What's wrong with me?" *takes 5 minutes to mindlessy doodle on scrap paper* :
A common scenario to anyone who writes stories in any form. I have scenes from stories I want to write that I keep revisiting endlessy. Which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't that they'd be so far away that basically it means:"Great! I got this one set! Now I just have to write 5 books to get there."
"If that's the case, God seems to revisit the most boring of situations. Was it really necessary to get me to redo going to the kitchen and listen to some random news at the TV?"
"Have you called for backup?" "I've asked far and wide: I asked to every kingdom's mercenaries, mage, knights and their horses to come to our aid." "So how many men we got?" "None." "...nobody answered?" "Well...not quite. Do we have plans that can involve 10 million horses?"
youtube videos, then by pure chance I found out you had a bluesky account once I made mine.
"To go, I presume?" "No, we're staying in. Scoot over."
"At any given time, unless observed a kobold may or may not be there. The Shroedinger's kobold. Without observation there's no way to tell if-" *quiet yip sound nearby* "Nevermind."
"Either do that, or make completely made up posts about it. Say that Spamton becomes a fully playable character. That Suzie turns out to be three kobolds in a thug costume. Noelle's horns turns out to be prosthetic. The secret boss of this chapter is Pizzapants."
A mood. One I fear will be relevant for a long time.
Found some watercolors, felt like to experiment and doing some made up scenery. I haven't drawn with watercolors in years I must admit, but it didn't come out too bad.
"What you may call a 'kobold', is nothing but a concept in your mind. If you only looked around you'd realize that there are so many different kobolds. Lizard kobolds, dogolds, dog-snouted kobolds, gobbolds, and a billion more.The kobold you think you know of is just a reflection of a greater self."
"They must join forces against a common enemy: whoever keeps putting the cookie jar on the high shelves out of reach."
Not an high bar, admittedly.
"...disable the discord feature or the kobold?"
"How could you! Look!" *another dragon snatches the kobold from him, setting him on a table full of paints nearby* "FIRST you start with a white base primer, THEN with a fine brush..."
It's always fun to figure out how to add nice twists, even devilish ones. ESPECIALLY devilish ones.
"Look, it's not my fault: I need a loan to keep up with the price increase of minis"
Take care: try to put on more layers of clothes, might not look fashionable but can help to not feel discomfort at least. Otherwise, just lay under a blanket.
"It also makes for great enrichment for kobolds living in modern homes to let them seek said coins themselves."
"It also makes for great enrichment for kobolds living in modern homes to let them seek said coins themselves."
"Including and not limited to: telephone calls, letters, visiting in person, pidgeon messenger, radio morse message, smoke signal messages, blood sacrifice and astral projection."
nice detail
*Dragon takes a long exhasperated sigh, and proceeds to tuck the kobold in and read it a fairy tale*
The dragon stood alone upon his pile of treasures. "Foolish knights. You think you can defeat me? You have but met your doom. Attack, my hoard!" "...First of all, it's pronounced horde. Second: you're al-" the knight barely got in before he was swept away by thousands of magically animated coins.
Stacked like that, they kind of look like beanie hats. Still, pretty cute!
