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Career-Obsessed Banshee

@edenwillow.bsky.social

Clotheshorse/rabblerouser/first pancake

created February 7, 2024

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Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Was the other car driven by ferrets

31/8/2025, 9:20:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so sorry for your loss. She was a beautiful lady and had a lovely life with you 💔

31/8/2025, 5:27:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing will move them. They choose guns over children every time. You can’t shock them into suddenly becoming reasonable

28/8/2025, 2:34:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuuuuuuuck that

27/8/2025, 2:39:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess it’s Trump University or The Learning Annex

27/8/2025, 2:30:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

What in the actual fuck is a college without a history department

27/8/2025, 2:30:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

WHAT

27/8/2025, 2:04:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stabke (@stabke.bsky.social) reposted

Burning a flag will never be as offensive as draping it over his coffin will be.

25/8/2025, 10:38:03 PM | 2254 473 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted

Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...

25/8/2025, 4:44:36 PM | 3449 1599 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Done. Solidarity.

26/8/2025, 12:33:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jessamyn (@librarian.bsky.social) reposted

I found a postcard in a thrift store with a cryptic message/address and decided to try to find out more. Please enjoy my research quest to find out more about "Miss Crabb, Librarian" 📚 (and stick around for the LLM's answers if you're up for a good eyeroll) www.librarian.net/stax/5702/mi...

25/8/2025, 5:45:26 PM | 91 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

If Andrei is interested in investing in the Moldovan economy why did he give $75K to a Russian contractor #90DayFiance

25/8/2025, 12:51:48 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a little scary if I’m being honest. He threatened her on camera!

25/8/2025, 12:44:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

If something happens to her children and she learns about it while she is on a 22 minute flight in Spain, what difference does it make if she finds out when she lands instead. She has left them in someone else’s care.

22/8/2025, 1:44:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

It was not long ago that you could not reach someone while they were on a plane at all. She will survive without her phone for 22 minutes

22/8/2025, 1:35:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

She is a delight and I have always loved her but this season in particular she shines

22/8/2025, 1:32:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

I wish I could never spend 22 minutes with someone I hate but unfortunately I live on earth #RHOM

22/8/2025, 1:31:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

lol they should make every Housewife draw a penis and do an exhibit at BravoCon #RHOM

22/8/2025, 1:18:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Her HOT husband who is one of the most lovely and supportive men on Bravo

22/8/2025, 1:14:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Lisa should hire a stenographer to follow her around #RHOM

22/8/2025, 1:12:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

This show is not going to fare well in the head to head against Miami #RHOC

22/8/2025, 12:54:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

The thing about Tamra is she is an absolutely awful person but also a master of this genre

22/8/2025, 12:52:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

TAMRA WE ALL KNOW WHY YOUR DAUGHTER DOESNT TALK TO YOU ITS BECAUSE YOU CHOSE THIS SHOW OVER HER #RHOC

22/8/2025, 12:51:29 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

I do believe that Tamra doesn’t know her place in this group anymore, because she has alienated everyone with her hostile and unhinged behavior #RHOC

22/8/2025, 12:43:54 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Does she also go to therapy with a real therapist who refuses to have sessions on camera or just this self indulgent fake therapy

22/8/2025, 12:40:43 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

The thing is whether she was roofied or not the naked wasted incident was absolutely disgusting behavior on Tamra’s part and I feel like that truth is being a little obscured #RHOC

22/8/2025, 12:36:47 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Something as simple as an envelope of cash

21/8/2025, 2:55:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

It explains a lot honestly

19/8/2025, 12:52:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

The fact that Sean’s father is an unrepentant sexual harasser #BachelorInParadise www.the-sun.com/entertainmen...

19/8/2025, 12:50:05 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

The fact that every week they are doing challenges that are straight out of Love Island and Traitors is starting to look like desperate flailing for relevance #BachelorinParadise

19/8/2025, 12:12:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

It may have been the beginning of the end of that relationship tbh

18/8/2025, 11:56:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a woman on Love Is Blind a season or two ago whose family had a family sock bin

18/8/2025, 11:53:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Who could have thunk that marrying someone the same day you met them could go wrong #90DayFiance

18/8/2025, 1:57:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

I’m sorry did Andrei say he was working with a Russian construction company? Aren’t there like…sanctions #90DayFiance

18/8/2025, 1:05:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s not forget that Joel Kim Booster hates her ass and we never did find out why

15/8/2025, 12:56:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

That is Pinot water

15/8/2025, 12:46:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

ARE THEY GOING TO LANA DEL REY’S HUSBAND’S ALLIGATOR TOUR #RHOC

15/8/2025, 12:27:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

I am also on Team Kiki 😂 #RHOM

14/8/2025, 1:49:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Screaming

14/8/2025, 1:42:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t handle it it’s too perfect we don’t deserve this show

14/8/2025, 1:40:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I was literally just thinking that scene was hall of fame level

14/8/2025, 1:39:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Her look would be chic if she was like an 80 year old park avenue dowager

14/8/2025, 1:34:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Stephanie dresses how five year old me imagined I would dress when I grew up #RHOM

14/8/2025, 1:22:03 AM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Adriana is on my Housewives Mount Rushmore she just always brings so much to the table #RHOM

14/8/2025, 1:18:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

If I was as rich as Stephanie I would not be trying so hard. In fact I would not be trying at all #RHOM

14/8/2025, 1:06:59 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second

12/8/2025, 8:13:45 PM | 12434 4615 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Something as simple as a crack pipe was art

12/8/2025, 7:31:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this is just a tiny piece of what he is destroying but this makes me physically sick

12/8/2025, 5:56:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Women can literally do nothing right we all have it drilled into our heads that we are supposed to think our wedding should be the greatest day of our lives, but we aren’t allowed to complain if our husband assaults us and ruins it

12/8/2025, 2:24:25 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Bring back the literacy test but only for #BachelorinParadise elections

12/8/2025, 1:51:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Wells is the only man here with any integrity #BachelorinParadise

12/8/2025, 1:40:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

So these people think Brian lying to Dale is worse than Jeremy lying to Bailey? Just cancel the rest of the season and make them take an ethics class #BachelorinParadise

12/8/2025, 1:32:16 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Since they are trying to become Love Island why don’t they have a movie night and show Bailey the tape of Jeremy saying exactly what he just denied saying #BachelorinParadise

12/8/2025, 1:24:43 AM | 33 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Jeremy is the person who did something dishonest!!!! I cannot stand Dale he thinks he’s a good person but he’s just tall #BachelorinParadise

12/8/2025, 1:22:25 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I love that he is spending his entire summer vacation trying and failing to get a pierogi and seething with rage

12/8/2025, 12:37:47 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Some of them literally got hurt! It’s insane

12/8/2025, 12:35:24 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Brian #BachelorinParadise

12/8/2025, 12:34:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

That article in NY Mag shook me. How did any of those women not just get immediately annulled? Those men are misogynists and abusers

12/8/2025, 12:26:56 AM | 56 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

In Connecticut they were grinders I guess that’s the overlapping section of the subs/hoagies Venn diagram

12/8/2025, 12:19:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Natalie actually seems much crazier than Jasmine if I’m being honest #90DayFiance

11/8/2025, 1:52:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I kind of like them both honestly. It’s a sad situation

11/8/2025, 1:50:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

This storyline is fake as hell these people have two small children and two drunk adults and this staircase is a death trap #90DayFiance

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11/8/2025, 1:39:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

The thought of it chills me to the bone but why are they fighting over a man who refuses to have sex with them

11/8/2025, 1:30:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Does any place have vibes worse than a very well lit dive bar #90DayFiance

11/8/2025, 1:22:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Why does Adnan’s opinion about this matter at all #90DayFiance

11/8/2025, 12:57:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

UK is great

11/8/2025, 12:35:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Rolling dumpster

11/8/2025, 12:33:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Darcey and Stacey will always fascinate me because they are the most emotionally authentic and least physically authentic people in this franchise

11/8/2025, 12:26:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

From day one I have hated this man I still can’t believe Jasmine stayed with him after he revenge porned her

11/8/2025, 12:12:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

The last time I recall people being so desperate to justify something Colin Powell was holding up a vial of fake anthrax at the UN Security Council

10/8/2025, 11:44:02 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I wept and I wasn’t the only one

10/8/2025, 1:46:24 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Anyone who thinks we live in a meritocracy should watch these rich women fail to identity the Mississippi River #RHOC

8/8/2025, 1:46:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a story in New York about this eating disorder recently and it sounds like such a nightmare. I hope they are getting good support for their whole family

8/8/2025, 1:31:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

#cultureawards2025 was incredibly fun and stupid and I loved it

6/8/2025, 3:01:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

My brother was just recommending this to me - I gotta get on that when I’m done with Paradise Bronx which is also great

6/8/2025, 2:42:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

I’m going to need a supercut of all of Zack’s reactions #TheValley

6/8/2025, 12:50:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I was just wondering this

6/8/2025, 12:33:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs to not defend this man under any circumstances

6/8/2025, 12:22:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

He never holds himself accountable. He just demands that other people hold him accountable

6/8/2025, 12:21:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

I know Jax is only human, but like, is he #TheValley

6/8/2025, 12:13:17 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I can only imagine how gloriously profane it would be ♥️

6/8/2025, 12:12:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly fuck them forever

6/8/2025, 12:06:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Normally I would call them evil for doing this but are they just incredibly stupid? Do they genuinely want all these people to die? Or do they genuinely think their beliefs are true in spite of literally every bit of evidence?

6/8/2025, 12:00:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

True! She could have saved Gary the least strategic man on earth

5/8/2025, 2:01:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Their taste was clearly lacking because she’s amazing

5/8/2025, 1:56:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

What choice did she have so she read him and looked slay doing it

5/8/2025, 1:55:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Can they give it to each other and team up

5/8/2025, 1:32:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

The fact that Jeremy thinks Faith picked Kathy for her date because she was not interested in Kim when the reason was Kim was IN THE HOSPITAL he is so disrespectful #BachelorinParadise

5/8/2025, 1:27:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Now he has a $500k reason to pretend to be into her. She deserves so much better

5/8/2025, 12:59:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t believe nobody has told her what he said

5/8/2025, 12:56:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody was more disappointed than her to hear that nobody new was coming to the beach

5/8/2025, 12:40:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t imagine being the type of person who wants to spend their summer vacation on an island where every single inhabitant hates my fucking guts

3/8/2025, 4:21:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Defund the police except this one

3/8/2025, 1:28:36 AM | 58 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline

A brown dog sitting and looking attentive on a rug
3/8/2025, 1:11:14 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

Her trashiness is her best quality actually

3/8/2025, 12:31:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s giving Idiocracy

2/8/2025, 3:07:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social) reply parent

I once went to the Patent Model Museum in Cazenovia NY which was just in the guys house and he would give you a tour. It was very neat and he had like thousands of them and knew all about their history

2/8/2025, 12:45:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Tamra’s foundational problem is that she chose this show over her children and has tried to get sympathy over losing them ever since #RHOC

1/8/2025, 1:51:15 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Career-Obsessed Banshee (@edenwillow.bsky.social)

Tamra’s entire repeated story arc from her first appearance on our screens has been claiming to be a changed woman and then immediately proving that she has not changed at all. I guess it’s more of a story wave #RHOC

1/8/2025, 1:26:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view