Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
At what point does RFK Jr. go balls deep in the madness and declare that studies prove the only way to a long, healthy life is to rape young girls?
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At what point does RFK Jr. go balls deep in the madness and declare that studies prove the only way to a long, healthy life is to rape young girls?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
If God came down to smite every one of our elected officials who supported evil, there would be precious few left. Bernie would be one.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
How about "Mountain Don't," bitch!
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social)
Because exactly zero people have ever asked me why I vote the way I do, I spent an incredible amount of time and energy working on an answer. ediot1.substack.com/p/one-brain-...
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he makes his acceptance speech wearing shorts.
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Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
42 seconds and my soul feels seen.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Science, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Joke's on them. They'll go blind and insane looking for our weather manipulation machines long before the oxygen disappears!
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Hurling toward Idiocracy. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
We're going on 9 years of this. Yeah, we all know what he is. I'm sure by now everyone in the country has had opportunity to offer their qualitative analysis. But HOW DO YOU BEAT HIM? HOW DO YOU STOP THIS? Words will not get it done.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Small Businesses. You know, like Walmart and Meta.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
In the words of the great Belinda Carlisle, I have been to the movie. I have seen how it ends. The joke's on them.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Naively optimistic to think there might still be a United States then.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like to advance the following suggestion for a non-profit: "Handguns for Hispanics." Similar to its sister program, "Handguns for the Homeless," this nonprofit seeks to deliver on the promise of the American Dream by ensuring equal access to success on the country's new playing field.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
The antichrist wants to be worshipped as God. He suffers a head wound that is magically healed. His followers bear his mark on their foreheads (MAGA hats?). He is ultimately defeated by the return of Christ. Food for thought to Christians out there. You probably know what happens to his followers.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
He's 2 dolls short of a Christmas.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's incorporate and sue. I mean, corporations can be people, right? Then people can incorporate. And we should while we still have enough financial power to matter.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone already tried. They were scolded by the Democrats and the motion was withdrawn.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
With respect, what does that even look like? a 25-hour speech? Gathering in front of buildings for a few hours? High-fiving over snarky posts? What, are we gonna make him cry and change his mind? Or do we take up arms against tyranny ... and the largest military in history?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
From his website: "The eldest son of a Shreveport firefighter who was critically burned and permanently disabled in the line of duty, Mike learned early on the values of hard work, honor, and sacrifice." Why did Jesus burn Mike's dad? Why would Mike cut his burnt dad's benefits? Mike has issues.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Parum-pa-pum-pummm.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I have not heard one person share how this will benefit the country. I have not heard one person in the media ask.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't care if it's AOC. I don't even care if it's a Democrat. What I -- and I believe most intelligent voters -- care about is equity, knowledge replacing fear. Yes, we can feed, clothe and house everyone. Collaboration has rendered competition useless. AOC and Bernie are on message.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Note: sometimes the camera adds 10 pigments and -185 lbs.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
With the "fatal" head wound.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear Christians: See Revelation 13:3
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
FFS! The Democrats can't even win elections that they oversee! Hogg needs to champion the creation of a third party -- a populist party. The energy is there, the will is there. #Fuqdapolice
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, I speak HUUUUHHHHHHRRRR. I think I can translate: I think he's saying "We gave him absolute power because he told us we'd get chicks and boats. Now I'm afraid to show my face in public."
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
NOT the country. A few poseurs who are afraid that people will realize they have no real value and have only attained their status because they bullied weaker people and played to the weak-minded. NOT the country.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Risky move for a guy whose diet is 80% carcinogens and 20% boogers.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they also invented Post-Its. Because they're business women.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
If George Lucas had modeled Emperor Palpatine after Trump instead of Mr. Potter from "It's a Wonderful LIfe," audiences would have considered him too ridiculous to be a threat.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I know you are ... BUT VAT AM IIIII?????
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Question: so when do we get our checks? I mean, all these beautiful savings and a lot of people getting richer already. When does my share show up in my mailbox?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Germany's resistance to Nazis amounted to little more than civil disobedience. Salvation came from without in the form of the allies (my father among them). While I appreciate the cheerleading, I'm tired of "we need to stick together" rhetoric without specific tactics. This likely ends militarily.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Not trying to cheapen your well-deserved accolades, but you ARE standing next to the ugly, fat kid in class. We don't make you thin and handsome, but we certainly make your thinness and handomosity easier to see.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Needs an asterisk: *I will jerk you off in a crowded theater, though.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox News plays on one of the many TVs at my Planet Fitness. On the day the market tanked, they literally took up the entire show talking about their favorite movies. (Spoiler: their tastes suck!)
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Never thought I'd miss the days when heretics were "dealt with."
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Apropos of nothing, I can't imagine living a life so malignant that people would applaud your dead skull atop a pike in front of the White House. BTW, has anyone ever calculated how many pikes could fit around that perimeter?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I know why the caged bird orders vodka: because it's the hardest to detect on one's breath and it tastes like mother's love.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe if we remind them that oil is flammable?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll see your tax-exempt status and I'll raise you one annexation. Welcome to the United States, Vatican City!
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Hands are too big. Other than that ...
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly a declaration of love and unity.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck. Yes. Brilliant!
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Best band name ever.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Chim Chim dreams of knuckle tattoos.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Um ... dud.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
We're done, Zeke. I hope your brain catches up with your heart one day. Best of luck!
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
And I just see a lot of idiots who blindly follow a side regardless of where it leads them.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Show me how I enabled fascism.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not. Show me where I said that.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Further, the largest culprits are still regulars on network news. Only Wasserman-Schultz received any form of reprimand at all. Media, owned by a very few wealthy campaign donors, is complicit. That's the system you're defending. That system murders Palestinians for oil.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Bernie Sanders led in the polls early in the 2016 race. The Wikileaks DNC email dump proved that the party mobilized against Sanders to secure HRC's nomination. Voters were denied the democratic process by the Democratic party. That's not shaving votes. That's obstruction of the people's will.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
They understand that the choice was not between good and evil. It was the choice the proverbial frog is offered: boil now and die quickly, or suffer the long, slow increase in temperature and boil in the future. Look, simply asked: Do you support the US's funding of genocide in Gaza?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Better, tell me what book to read, which chapters and passages you believe support your position, then offer me a hint at the insights you would like me to gain. Or just call me names and shut down.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not. Show me where I said that I was.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't have time to convince me to vote Democrat. Starting to see why D's lost the last election?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I did not vote to subsidize big oil. I did not vote for Trump.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't oppose your opposition to Trump. I oppose Trump, too. LIke Harris, you seem only to answer questions about basic morality by pointing to Trump as the worse option. Be better than that. Tell me what she offered besides not being Trump.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't understand this comment.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not. Show me where I said that.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not. Show me where I said that.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Point to anything I said and show me how you justify that accusation, Zeke?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain to me why you're OK with being forced into all of these things despite your will, but rise up against anyone who opposes them only when you can point to a fucking jester with a long tie who is the cartoon embodiment of evil.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain to me why you're OK exploiting foreign labor so that you can have a more affordable iPhone.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain to me why you're OK fueling the climate crisis instead of mandating change.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain to me why you're OK with your elected leaders profiting on the stock market with insider information.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain to me why you're OK continuing to subsidize big oil.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain to me why you're so OK with Palestinians being massacred.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
No, really, explain to me the specific mistakes in my understanding of humans.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Educate me, Sensei. Or be lazy and point to the library and tell me that all the answers are in there.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not my message. I voted. Harris carried my state. I'm telling you why voters stayed home. Listen and learn or ignore it and pave the way for Polpot 2.0: This Time It's Personal.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
When did I ever say I am OK with what's going on? Get out of this binary head you're in. This thread began with an admonition to the Democratic party to not continue on its path of not being Trump. The country understands that true change is possible now. Look at Bernie/AOC's numbers for proof.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Sincerely, that's amazing and you should be proud of your elected officials for being brave and smart enough to pull that off. I wish the rest of the country followed suit.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Do the majority of the people support genocide in Gaza? Do they support green energy? Access to healthcare? Affordable housing? Social justice? Income equality? Do we have any of those things? Then you do not live in a democracy.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
So in Sophie's Choice, you think the Nazis were blameless. And, to be clear, I voted. My state carried her easily. I'm trying to tell the Democratic party that people will not vote for a candidate just because they're not a king. It's not enough. Bernie is waking that giant now. Largest crowds ever
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
You're still viewing this as a binary thing -- an on/off switch with no other options. I'm telling you that your mentality is why voters stayed home. Smart, educated voters refused to endorse genocide. You seem ok with it. Sleep well.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have universal healthcare? Do you have free education? Do you have income equality? A green energy policy? Guaranteed reproductive rights? A liberal SCOTUS? Did the Dems run on these things? Did you believe them? Did they have the opportunity to make them real? Then you got played.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
So as long as you're comfortable it's OK that your leaders use your tax dollars to pay for the slaughter of thousands of innocent people. You lose rights, they get bombed into oblivion. Lose/lose. And what about this set of options makes you wonder why people didn't rush to the voting booths?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
You're kinda making my point. Everyone saw this derailment coming for miles! No one ever seriously wondered if he'd fuck the whole machine up. And yet she lost to him. Because D voters were listening for a message that never came. Gaza = genocide. Vote for the next candidate. People stayed home.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Sincerely, thank you for bothering to ask that. I meant Democrats craft language based on philosophies they know will resonate with more educated people. But they rarely deliver on those promises save by gestures. We could have had healthcare, an energy policy, food security, income equity.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't vote for Trump. Harris carried my state easily. But if YOU voted for Harris, you really need to ask yourself why this series of inconveniences you're experiencing is not OK, but the murder of thousands of Palestinians is. Your candidate supported that. The Democratic party supported that.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
And I am most definitely saying that what Harris offered was not democracy. Sadly, Dems target the educated — a lot of whom hold them to the standards they claim to embrace. I don't want democracy that costs the eradication of a country. And I insist on voting for my options. Make me a fascist?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't remember voting for Biden's replacement, do you? I also don't remember the majority of any party -- or our citizenship writ large -- voting to fund genocide. Or are you saying that the hollow illusion of democracy is fine when held up against authoritarianism?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
California is rooting for you, sir.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
What, these? www.politifact.com/article/2024... Give me one example of a policy in here that addressed the real heart of the problem. In debates and the media, her #1 line was: "democracy is on the ballot." Spoken by the person no one voted for. Her numbers weren't ineffective because of Trump.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats, please don't make the mistake of thinking that the bar is so low that you can crawl over it. We're watching the same movie. You don't have to explain it to us. Tell us what you will do and be prepared for us to hold you to it. Bring numbers and a plan. The US does not grade on a curve.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
It sounds to me like the checks and balances are asking us to grab pitchforks and torches. Look at the numbers, team: the VAST majority of citizens are on your side. We're not the ones you need to talk to. Every minute you spend on this theater is a minute we hurdle toward slavery.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Please ask him to provide proof that climate change is a hoax.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved it. It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all fun and games until you wake up surrounded by damn dirty apes.
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear DOGE: If the Secretary of mother fucking Defense habitually bypasses the secure communications channels allotted for in the defense budget, maybe give that $30Billion back to the taxpayer?
Ed Kiggins (@ediot99.bsky.social) reply parent
Sing Sing II: A carton of cigarettes, a red Solo cup of Pruno, and thou!