Stop complaining about what the news is or isn’t doing. The news is dead. We let private equity kill it and now it’s like ten people trying to fact check press releases. Those ten people doing resistance better or whatever is not going to save us.
Selectively serving cunt
268 followers 304 following 847 posts
view profile on Bluesky
Stop complaining about what the news is or isn’t doing. The news is dead. We let private equity kill it and now it’s like ten people trying to fact check press releases. Those ten people doing resistance better or whatever is not going to save us.
cool how the Nobody Wants To Work Anymore guys are also the We Don't Want Human Employees Anymore guys. we're working as hard as we can to replace you with an iPad but until then let's see some hustle out there
Because liberals make some claim to virtue, they are expected to demonstrate it. Because the current conservative movement has made a virtue of vice, they are never expected to have a moral stance, and are never held to any standard
If the bassist looks like Paul Bako, you’re gonna die in the pit.
The non-mobile computer was so essential. My parents could walk behind me at any point and see me unleashing giant lizards in SimCity 2000 or MSN messaging with boys way older than me. There were checks and balances!!
I always wondered if anti-vax beliefs extended to people’s pets, and yep. Even worse than I imagined
The non-mobile computer was so essential. My parents could walk behind me at any point and see me unleashing giant lizards in SimCity 2000 or MSN messaging with boys way older than me. There were checks and balances!!
A tuesday that masquerades as a monday is know as The Bastard's Tuesday, and it fucking sucks.
rolling one up in the tree star
This is how I see crypto and AI
Printing this out for my office of smug engineers who don’t know shit about computers
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
did you know you can crush eggshells to make plant food or that you can set yourself on fire
I bust through a set of saloon doors, dusty from riding the trail, but instead of Buffalo Gals the piano player is playing Take On Me
It’s structural
ozzarella sticks
NYT Opinion page: Is Ms. Rachel the Joe Rogan of the Left?
Please consult the graph.
good morning
On Fridays we post dog
Never stop grinding
Bigots be shoppin
A reminder that the thing driving the 2A crowd is not some deep principle of self defense or belief in the Constitution, but fundamentally the same urge that leads other people to fill their homes with Funko Pops.
Tom Clancy’s Flowers in the Attic would be so tasteful
This bear cub getting hyped is the new set of reaction images for late 2025, please use them
Them: Don't come back in here with your bullshit Me:
today was the first day it was a little cool outside i send my mind forward, like a guild navigator with a head full of Spice, to the near future, where i see gallons of soup, and stews
To think this was a joke a couple years ago 😮💨
Gotta be less than 20. Hell, I don't even know if I'm fully grasping things anymore.
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
This and mango Juul pods
My dad ran a feed warehouse when we were kids, and my brother would always chip corners off these bad boys to suck on. I bet his mineral content was through the roof
Work smarter, not harder. I've been getting really great results with this new AI-based tool.
The one thing we can all agree on, no matter your background, is that people that refuse to eat leftovers should be in prison
This is Exactly what life feels like lately actually
Logging on
A newspaper building facade that looks like a newspaper. We used to be a proper republic.
It’s so weird that conservatives are trying to be mad about this kind of shit, because I equate these flat, joyless aesthetics with their entire mission and worldview.
This is the only way it could end
I work for the federal government and was just thinking today about how our hallowed institutions are basically an IRL version of the school project where you made a bridge out of toothpicks and wood glue. They never hold as much weight as you thought/hoped they would.
Worked a 6pm-6am shift as a 911 dispatcher when I was 25 and felt like I no longer existed. Had a breakdown after like 6 months.
Getting lots done at work today. Just washed my mousepad
It’s called showing your ass and lots of people are clamoring to get on Al Gore’s internet to do it
I could absolutely do this. Just sending emails like: "Looks great, man! -Sent from my Blackberry🍇"
Too bad we can’t force bigots to experience being trans or men to experience being pregnant.
it's actually so easy to be in solidarity with yr trans brothers and sisters, with your hispanic brothers and sisters etc. you just don't leave anyone out. no exceptions, final offer
Nowhere was this demonstrated to me more clearly than cooking. If serial complainers and picky eaters were all forced into the kitchen, they’d change their tune damn quick.
The more things I've made, the less I've been interested in publicly criticizing the things that other people make, because once you make a few things you start to understand what a miracle it is that anything gets made at all
*trying my hand at some raymond chandler* she had an ass like a girl with a big fat ass
OK these are more 90s video tropes, but whatever: -Oddly sexual photoshoot -Monkeys -Comically oversized hats -Sexy man/woman trapped in the computer -Fashion show catwalk -Terrible white ppl dreadlocks -The shittiest house party ever -Cristal -“Why yes, I walk alone in the desert all the time”
liberals: omelas is the best things can be, sucks for the kid but im different conservatives: holy shit i get a utopia *and* get to torture a child!!?
A nasty, recession-tainted Patrick Bateman bootstrap fantasy. Who could refuse?
Just subscribe! Mailed to your house once a month and it’s totally worth it
Everybody has a sleeping cop inside them and mine comes out in the movie theater
RETVRN
My biggest power move was placing this guy on my desk at work. Now if you want to ask me a dumb question you’ve gotta go through Thirsty Bird
If I was in charge of a major political party we would not routinely lose and cede ideological ground to the guys who are mad at Cracker Barrel for looking different
Taking the air out of this false notion and getting people, especially rural conservatives, to realize how much the government subsidizes their existence is the whole ballgame. We cannot move forward until this hurdle is cleared.
"We've created one of the most anti human, pro capital nations on earth. What gives? Why are ppl dying earlier???"
Trying to launder it by partially blaming covid like our lives weren’t extremely tenuous before is so lazy. Housing costs, low wages, bad health outcomes, loneliness, etc. were already a huge problem.
[half listening] omg that's crazy, your honor
That grasping freak has made a career of being on the wrong side of history, so no shock here
we need to accept that (a) reality is now completely negotiable and you can choose which ones you want to live in; and (b) the reality that the people broadly enjoying power in the country at this moment is, by design, almost 100% opposite of the one you occupied or still occupy
I know that's too much to expect from a director who used to be a comedian, but the jump scares and random hokey villain were so meh. There's shades of very personal grief and pain that get dwarfed by the final setpiece being a big joke--and maybe that's the point, but it didn't land for me.
It set the table with interesting themes (bullying, addiction, worries about gun violence and kids' safety) and had a good stew of filth and paranoia bubbling, and then didn't deliver on any of it. It mirrored Eddington for me, where the third act derails and doesn't do justice to the characters.
reverse cowgirl so I can keep posting
My Onion subscription has gotten a little too personalized
Compiling a list of 90s music video aesthetics: -gears -bucket hats -Tyrese -billowing sheets/curtains -Jump cuts and flashing lights -sepia -janky dancing -heroin chic waifs -wet -tech futurism -movie tie-in clips -person looking pensive in shitty apartment
Peggy Hill, canonically a Montanan.
French Bel Biv DeVoe looking at a mermaid: 🎶 That girl is poisson🎶
Team’s so shitty, this is my only chance to see some SACKS
If the 2000s fashions are coming back, we deserve this as compensation
this would fix me
Self immolating bc my team has male cheerleaders ❌ Self immolating because my team has never won a Super Bowl ✅
“It looks like you are trying to stop me” #originalart #pixelart #art
When you’re carrying several large jugs of liquid in an infomercial
saturday night
it's not that I think I'm too smart to ever get sucked into a cult, it's more that I know I am unwilling to participate in anything even resembling a group project under any circumstances
If they are served separately and I get to drizzle it at the table then hell yeah
Damn Tillamook really nailed my ass
Turn of the century Lunchable and soft drink innovations powered our futuristic dreams
If your solution to people shitting the streets is cops and not toilets you're just a fascist.
"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment." "Are you going to throw it?" "...yes."
🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 IT 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻
On Fridays we post dog
Is this about the Cookie Monster pajama pant women?
A crescent of cantaloupe with the rind still on: exquisite, decadent, boundlessly refreshing Hunks of cantaloupe among grapes, strawberries, blueberries: odious trash, worse than toe jam
Irrationally excited to go to the farmer's market on Saturday and buy some incredibly fucked-up broccoli.
new tech thing after AI should be orbs
there need to be laws against all behavior i don't like. why yes i do believe in less government why do you ask.
My small city had a restaurant with “gastropub” at the end of its name that was kinda flailing. They changed it to “bar and grill” and dumbed the menu way down to like mac n cheese level. Instant popularity
hey what's up man sorry I can't hang tonight I've realized I don't actually like anything anymore
I don't feel so good
"The surge in layoffs in 2025 is due to a mix of government downsizing, corporate restructuring and the growing effects of artificial intelligence. Public agencies, tech firms and retailers are leading the cuts." www.newsweek.com/us-hits-high...
So much about our current national situation is explained by the fact that a substantial proportion of Americans truly believe that “feeling somewhat uncomfortable” is the same as being the victim of an actual crime
Senator "Spoopy" Meatlord 