Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, makeup is a kind of arcane art and going to a makeup counter to have them doll you up is how you're "supposed" to learn these things. Not always practical!
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Honestly, makeup is a kind of arcane art and going to a makeup counter to have them doll you up is how you're "supposed" to learn these things. Not always practical!
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
He's no longer bronzing...
Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted
cant wait to move to DMV and buy my next car at Big Bill Hell's, home of Challenge Pissing
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
"I'll just put down "illiterate"."
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Lotta Michigan's gonna be hurting bad.
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Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
They can eat a bear claw in silence, sipping the lemonade that makes your heart explode.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
Seeing this image was an important part of the Lowtax downward spiral. Do you think we can get this into Trump's field of view somehow?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Hearing reports of construction on interstate 696. Suspicious.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
Graham Greene passed away. I guess he'll always come to mind as Edgar Montrose first of all for me. But still, what a legend. Maybe I should figure out a way to watch Clearcut...
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
It's perfectly normal, they're just bringing in cinnabar, 2,4,5-trioxin, a pill furnace, discreet control talismans that can be hidden under a hat.... normal stuff.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Snoots.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I already went and typed it out: 1. I had a horrible headache the entire set. 2. I didn't even watch the last match. 3. You're being a little unreasonable. 4. I barely even play my main. 5. My combo game is shit. 6. I was kinda schmovin. 7. I had a seizure a few moments ago.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
You want a dissertation as to why it's different?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
Practicing blueskyism by enjoying the pretty clouds and breeze. :3
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
*strips down, revealing her legs and one arm have been totally consumed by the spreading rot* Gamer: ahhhh so boobieable
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
Okay he's gotta smell like shit or something given the expressions on background people's faces. Maybe it's mercury. Maybe it's formaldehyde mixing with partly-digested Big Mac. Maybe he just said "brains" in his godawful voice.
BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) reposted
Ever since we gave him the vaccine my dog has been non-verbal
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
Also, in a dog, it would be pawtism.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Nor are they expensive to manufacture. Feminizing HRT is birth control and a basic blood pressure medication, masculinizing HRT is a basic steroid hormone. Austeritizing yourself into thinking birth control is hideously expensive...
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeez. Good luck!
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
It'll serve as a nice pseudo-headboard for my bed and contrast with all the pink.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
This one has a lot of angles and built-in shelves...
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
@ed3d.net Thinking of you as I strip this wainscoting down.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
You're kind of an airhead, aren't you?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Lying too, I see.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Incorrect. A conditional statement is one that you expressly make because you are lacking knowledge.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Now you're changing what you said. Moving the goalpost all over the field!
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
Never encountered the specific brainworm of "conditional and hypothetical and counterfactual statements are impossible to think" before.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
But they're targeting the civilian populace for killing, which is what you laid out as the criterion for extermination.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
To think something is not to know it, unless you're fucking Judge Holden.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Still a non-sequitur reply, and one which downplays race as a factor in the US. Really covering yourself in glory here.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. So they're attempting to exterminate the population of Ukraine, then.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Non sequitur reply.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't ask if you knew, I asked what you thought. Do you think Russia was going to accept an independent Ukraine?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure that double-tap strikes by Russia aren't aimed at killing civilians.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would America be a good proxy for Ukraine given the highly racialized nature of American schools built over centuries?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think Russia was going to accept an independent Ukraine
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Which would include deaths from the civil war in Iraq between different insurgent and American-aligned groups, deaths from ISIS and the war against them, and ongoing violent deaths after the American withdrawal, making it a bad estimate for *collateral damage specifically*.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
No, that's incorrect. The law forbade instruction in Russian, not speaking Russian. Sorry you're only reading at a 4th grade level.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Those deaths *are* attributable to American airstrikes and artillery causing collateral damage.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Those death estimates are including deaths from all causes, not solely deaths attributable to American airstrikes and artillery. You can look at the estimate ranges for Fallujah and see that the US killed fewer than a thousand Iraqi civilians at the high end, from 250,000 people in Fallujah.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Petro Poroshenko. Do you know who that is?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Incorrect.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy absolutely doesn't know what Zelenskyy ran for election on.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh for fuck's sake. They're hitting all those apartment buildings as acceptable collateral damage, eh?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
That article doesn't say what you're claiming.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
What safe locations?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah OK so Russia is carrying out an extermination campaign against Ukrainians by killing them.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Well then, explain why Taiwan shouldn't arm itself! Why is sauce for the goose not sauce for the gander?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
No they weren't.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof. Yeah, guessing that they mean "they need to call our corporate line, which we don't have the authority to set up ourselves".
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Are either or both of them chains?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you know they're committing an extermination campaign? Maybe they simply are killing so that they can ethnically cleanse all of Gaza, which would not be worthy of invasion or bombing, according to you.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, so it's wrong for Taiwan to resist imperial aggression from the outside? It was wrong for Taiwan to overthrow the American-backed KMT dictatorship?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao what
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it's an invasion if your missiles land on someone else's territory???
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. We agree that anti-imperialist action requires arming Taiwan.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
They are claiming that Ukrainians don't really exist and that Ukrainians are all members of an ideology working to exterminate Russians and I hate to tell you this, but that's what the Nazis said openly about Jews, not "We're gonna build Auschwitz lmao" or whatever is in your tiny little brain.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed, the case of Taiwan is far more total than the multiple American occupations of Haiti, which were undeniably imperialist crimes against peace and the people of Haiti.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
When one state invades another to establish rule over it and deprive the population of their capacity for self-determination, that is imperialism.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Guess what applies to Russia!
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah OK so mere acts of war (stopping and potentially killing slave traders) are OK so long as they're not invasions. Good news for Taiwan, then!
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy's a big fan of doing what chattel slavery did but more generally, it seems.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
So in other words, genocide is perfectly fine as long as you leave some people alive. Guess what situation that applies to right now?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
The Nazis didn't decide on total extermination until several years into the war, so, clearly-
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Incredibly funny this guy thinks that Ukraine should be completely disarmed as they're genocided by Russia.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Literal genocide lover, damn.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep oinking, little piggy.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
The words of a genocide apologist are as empty as the yawning abyss where your soul ought to be.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
Guy who defends Indian schools because at least they were only raping the children and beating them for speaking their native languages rather than simply killing them all.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
You are a repulsive excuse for a human being and a justifier for genocide. It is my earnest hope that you turn your life around before it's too late and you're sentenced to the mountain of knives for a billion years.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Silence, slaver.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
You're flailing like a little baby.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
Collective self-determination is a basic human right.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao. A justification of slavery from a little boy who cries for dead Nazis. Weird.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, so Ukraine isn't fighting for its own existence? Taiwan isn't existentially threatened? Wild!
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Russians'.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
^ guy who thinks lend-lease was the worst crime of world war 2
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
How long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
The point of the argument is to compare two very obviously indefensible things, you nitwit.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
You're saying that fighting only kills Ukrainians. Are you so much of a gutless little flatworm that you're unwilling to connect the dots here?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
The "azov brigades" (sic) would still be human, with human welfare and all that jazz. Just like Russians who volunteered to go destroy Ukraine and rape Ukrainians and steal Ukrainian children.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
Whoops, there goes that concern for human welfare in the abstract! Fluttering away in the breeze like a stray tissue!
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
So to recap, you think Ukraine should unconditionally surrender?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao of course you thirst for the slaughter of Estonians, Latvians, and Lithuanians. Of course.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
So could I cram my own boots so far down your throat they'd get dipped in stomach acid?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social)
"Both the troops of Forrest's First Division and the 6th US Artillery, United States Colored Troops are human beings whose welfare shouldn't count for nothing in your games of defending abstract principles"
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it was not US policy to kill Ukrainian soldiers directly, and it probably still isn't even under your boy Donny. But hey. Do you cry for the Waffen-SS too?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Hundreds of thousands of Russians, yes. Thankfully due to Russian policy they're all volunteers, too.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
"Imperial and national chauvinist"? Sir, does your disgusting little animal brain understand that chauvinism is an attitude and that you probably mean to talk about concrete actions? Is deepthroating those boots cutting off the oxygen to your brain?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it says nothing at all about what Ukraine should do. It's a strategic recommendation for the US to sit back and jack off and threaten our allies to make them sit back and goon too.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it hasn't. You're blubbering about national chauvinism but you're clearly talking about something very different. Something that started in 2003, perhaps? I believe in you. I know you can figure this one out.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not a strategy for Ukraine. Try again.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
You're saying that international law is the source of chauvinism, so clearly we must violate it through frequent crimes against humanity in order to not be chauvinist, by extension.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Your punctuation is getting worse. But you know exactly what I mean, sophist.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, so we need to violate international law then. Send in the Eddie Gallaghers to shove their dicks into the eye sockets of people they just "canoed". You must love Pete Hegseth, you animal.