GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
It'll be about Chicago and how he lowered crime 4000% before his thugs are even deployed.
Just here stealing oxygen.
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It'll be about Chicago and how he lowered crime 4000% before his thugs are even deployed.
Gil Hova (@gil.hova.net) reposted
Last night I learned of a wild family connection. There is a very successful NFL franchise run by a conservative grandson of a billionaire oil magnate, and whose dad has several sports trophies named after him. His cousin is a trans woman who fronts an experimental black metal band. 🧵
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
On the bright side, his ankles aren't swollen anymore.
CJ NOW+ (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) reposted
wtf
minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
groovenick (@groovenick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
FLOTUS: “hey, maybe consider increasing your physical activity and eating more fresh foods. Imma plant a garden at the White House too.” VS RFK JR: “I can see the mitochondria (sp?) in the children I’m observing at the airport. Let’s get rid of vaccines and inspire a massive walkout at the cdc!”
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Delete this horseshit.
Rob Delaney (@robdelaney.bsky.social) reposted
❤️❤️❤️
gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted
“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” - Fred Hampton
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Two rubber masks seems like overkill.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool. So we can have free education and healthcare now?
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't matter. Trump will pardon any of them who actually break the law.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
No wonder why people keep dismissing this bullshit.
Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted
Joe Biden is out buying ice cream while everyone is asking whether Trump is dead.
Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The COVID-19 pandemic undermined the right in several key ways: 1) It showed us which workers are essential and empowered them. 2) It showed that the markets can’t solve everything. 2) It threatened GOP political prospects in a critical election. 4) Government relief proved popular and effective
Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) reposted
Just tried watching Ezra Klein’s latest NYT podcast episode on how the U.S. got to this point where vaccines are so politicized. It’s pretty clear that Klein and his guests—David Wallace Wells and Rachael Bedard—really do not understand why/how the political right turned on vaccines.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not. It's bullshit.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
He didn't say this. 😂😂😂
Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope I'm wrong too.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean I get it. A sense of being able to protect yourself. But we are way past that point now. Unfortunately.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
You missed the point being you can't do a damn thing about a drone strike on you if you had all the rifles in the world.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Our military has a budget of almost $1T a year. What are you going to do with a few rifles? 😂
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
You Can't Make This Up GOP Quotes Goebbels on the Floor!
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
If it was a MAGA husband, he'd be happy and see it as a way out of the relationship.
Dr. Manhattan (@thenewthinker.bsky.social) reposted
white people in 2025.
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
"I know more about grass than any human being anywhere in the world." I DARE YOU TO TRY TO TOP THIS, GAVIN @govpressoffice-m.bsky.social
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
What about a bus hit during?
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
He was probably molested by a priest.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Keep going down, Target.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
“My budget has become double for food shopping”
Beks (@antifaoperative.bsky.social) reposted
There were 34 church leaders & christian school employees who were arrested, pled guilty and/or were sentenced to prison for child sex crimes in the month of July.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it's already been doing it. What an idiot. And his culties will eat it up like The Stuff.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Or. Hear me out. It's as simple as flattering trump and manipulating him.
CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
📌 Be the one calling them out. History has it’s eyes on us.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
How about fucking off.
Brad Johnson (@climatebrad.hillheat.com) reposted
Friendly Mt. Pleasant neighbor greets members of the Big Balls Goon Show loitering this evening, wondering if they knew anything about the ICE sex pests who left their sex toy in the park across the street. #freedc
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Just look at them. It's what they do to us when they decide we are criminals before even engaging.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Because the minorities that turned to trump made up the difference and helped him win. Duh.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Harris held onto the same numbers Biden did when Biden defeated Trump. The thing that changed was younger minorities breaking for trump. Do some reading.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Not when it's what actually happened and helped trump win.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm really not though. 😂
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump made gains among minorities. So go ahead and blame yourself since it's my fault white people voted for trump and that makes me racist. 😂
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
This country is majority white. You're missing the minorities that went for Trump too. Keep your head up your ass.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
apnews.com/article/elec...
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how you ignore all the minorities that turned out for him because Harris is a woman.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao listen to yourself.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
You didn't vote for either which is what got trump elected, you idiot.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Only in America!
Classics of Movie (@classicsofmovie.bsky.social) reposted
Classics of Movie 26
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
What deal. 😂😂😂
justdeirdre.bsky.social (@justdeirdre.bsky.social) reposted
US companies diving headfirst into stock buybacks 2025 on track all-time high of over $1.1 trillion critics say firms often buy when stocks are pricey/preference for repurchases over long-term investments like factories or dividends could hurt growth especially under tariff pressures 📸: Paramount
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Q: “What is 6 x 12?” 3 FOX HOSTS: “…..” 😕
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
it is incredible to see the extent to which the Sensible Centrists are simply incapable of grasping the very simple and obvious fact that the president's concern with crime is a pretext, and that to deny claims of a sudden epidemic in crime is not to say that crime is nonexistent.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think he's even married. 😂
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Most violators are people who overstay their visas. 😂😂😂
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess you never heard of visas. 😂😂😂
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn't even do that for Melania.
ℳatt (@matttomic.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Even just watching the gentle precision of the bagel dough-rolling process is hypnotic
ℳatt (@matttomic.bsky.social) reposted
This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not but it's from 2011 when Alabama passed an "illegal immigration" bill, HB 56. Agreed it's a bit misleading, appearing he's talking about Trump. However he is talking about anti immigrant legislation. www.cbsnews.com/news/ala-law...
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
i hope you find something you love in life as much as Trump loves Putin (Getty)
𝕊𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕥 ℙ𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟 🦠x0 (@maxwalrus.bsky.social) reposted
My friend who is an Iraq war veteran was out tonight walking his dog in DC and came up on this scene – with federal agents, including secret service, hassling a citizen and violating his rights while intimidating the public
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
This is from a TV show.
Joel (@jijoel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
Helli⭕️n Raiser (@raisinghellions.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Full series of events
Helli⭕️n Raiser (@raisinghellions.bsky.social) reposted
Stay salty DC 🔥
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
ALABAMA: “The verdict is in. The state’s tough immigration law just isn’t working out… American workers not mentally or physically fit enough to last one day…”
jeromecylin (@jeromecylin.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsom responds to Trump sending Rodney S. Scott with armed DHS members to surround Gavin Newsom’s press conference.
404 Media (@404media.co) reposted
BREAKING: ICE Adds Random Person to Group Chat, Exposes Details of Manhunt in Real-Time 🔗 www.404media.co/ice-adds-ran...
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Most US citizens don't have passports. 😂😂😂
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
You cannot prove immigrantion status without due process.
Blue Virginia (@bluevirginia.bsky.social) reposted
"Today marks eight years since white nationalists marched through Charlottesville, spreading hate and violent extremism through our streets...Our Virginia leaders must continue to unequivocally reject violence and antisemitism..." - @abigailspanberger.com bluevirginia.us/2025/08/tues...
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
Meanwhile in DC:
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/FnUbeQYZ9a4?...
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Pvt. Pyle but without the good heart.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Greene: These are not the kind of people who should have the president’s ear. They could never win an election themselves. Loomer lost two races. Levin wouldn’t run because he’d likely lose. So it’s interesting to see these people use their platforms as a bully puppet…
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Karl: The transformation has been gradual and unmistakable. By February, some golden urns on the mantle. April, gold adornments appear on the walls. By July, it's gold everywhere. Just this week more scaffolding popped up, even more new gold trim appeared.
LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted
What happens if you don’t do background checks or training for thousands of people and you give them all total authority? ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles /
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
They were the ones doing this.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
‘South Park’ clip: Kristi Noem ICE recruits video
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. He's really that stupid, normally.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh huh.
Indiana Capital Chronicle (@indianacapitalchronicle.com) reposted
BREAKING: Gov. Mike Braun confirms Vice President JD Vance is coming to Indiana Thursday to discuss possibly redistricting in the state. We will have a story up soon on the issue, including the possible legal constraints of such a move.
Luke LeBrun (@lukelebrun.ca) reposted
The British media outlet ITV also went on a Jordanian airdrop and simply ignored the Israeli government’s illiberal demands: www.itv.com/news/2025-08...
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep it's the syphilis.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Gravity is antisemitic DEI wokeness.
GlutenFreeJesus (@efuseakay.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes they do.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
The most corrupt White House in 🇺🇸 history. Pay for play. Selling the country for parts. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/02/u...
e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) reposted
Tesla has had $110 million in liens filed against it in Texas alone over the last 5 years. At least two of its vendors have gone bankrupt. This behavior has been going on for a solid decade now, Tesla is simply a terrible business partner. www.cnn.com/2025/07/31/u...
Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yasharali.bsky.social) reposted
“Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.” Via ABC News