ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I just had a jump scare because the camera switched and Keanu was almost on top of Lauren 😲. He was stretching out her hip. Damn that was scary!
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#BB27 I just had a jump scare because the camera switched and Keanu was almost on top of Lauren 😲. He was stretching out her hip. Damn that was scary!
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I was away from the screen and I hear Kelley loudly saying "it wasn't me". So automatically I say "I bet it was". Even though I don't know what she's talking about.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
Blocked
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Kelley will now say that Vince and Morgan took a shower together🤨
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
Racist and dumb. I'm sure he's proud of himself.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Vince saying someone else was fake crying. That's one of his specialties🙄
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
He's very awkward but doesn't realize it
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 A lot of the time Keanu acts like this is the first time he's ever had to interact with people. Like he's just been let out into the wild. His social skills are so poor. 🤷♀️
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he meant to say pathetic instead of empathic, at least the brain worm was trying to say it that way
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Vince says Keanu is the only one propping him up. Everyone props him up. If only someone would knock him down.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Morgan, there are only 2 acceptable answers to will you use the veto on Vince. NO and HELL NO. Come on girl, don't be stupid.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Ava talking to Kelley says that a Kelley HOH would be sick. Close. It would be sickening🤮
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Of course the Keanu/Vince bromance is back on, and there they are plotting against the women 😠
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Vince just said if I do this I still have my dignity. Too late!
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
Vince would have thrown Rose off the raft to save himself, then blame somebody else
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Someone get Mickey a tissue. She is making me nauseous.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
Change crown to clown and there is one less lie in this ridiculous statement.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 This is Vince right now
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 This is one of the harshest HOH convos I've ever seen. If this was a boxing match, the ref would be about to break it up
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Vince is having a rough night. He becomes a have not due to his own stupidity, which makes him lose the chance to have a bedroom with just him and Morgan. Now he's practically begging for his life telling Keanu not to put him up. Sucks to be him. Oh well...
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Morgan and Vince before their first kiss: She looks into his eyes and says "Oh Vinny, you are so...the only one here"
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I will not believe a word Keanu says about who he's nominating until the actual ceremony. Not because he may be lying, but because he doesn't know what the hell he's doing. 🤷♀️
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Kelley just said to Lauren, I think about Lauren? "when that girl gets a husband he's going to get her whatever she wants". Someone needs to tell her that's not how life works, whoever she was talking about.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 And the new week starts off with a big bag of SUCK 😠😩
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I so much did not want Kelley to go to jury 😩
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 OMG Keanu says he's going to "play dumb". That's his default setting
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 When will these dimwits understand that Vince is only on his own side?🤦
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 These people change their minds so much I really don't know who they would vote for tonight. For me, I wish it was a double and both Kelley and Katherine would leave. I don't like anything about either of them.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Just think...the time will come soon when we no longer have to listen to Lauren's slowness, or see Kelley and all her stupid nonsense.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
Narcissism combined with dementia. What could possibly go wrong? (everything)
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 This Rachel/Kat convo needs to end. Between the Rachel apologies for nothing, the Riley praising, the bs from Kat (bs because first chance she gets she'll start talking about Rachel behind her back) and the 10,000 "likes". I need it to stop. I hope Rachel doesn't fall for any of this.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Ava comes to the HOH after Kelley yells COME IN really loud like it's her room. Then she asks Ava if she wants to play chess. Ava says no, but she will hang out with her. Imagine hanging out with Kelley on purpose. No thank you.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 The houseguests turns for who is most disliked. But Kelley is far ahead at this point.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Sorry(not sorry) Kelley. I don't believe your story.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Watch Vince make it to the end(I hope not)and in his why I deserve to win speech he'll say "because I played you all so well making you think I was on your side". That and his crying without tears. He's not even doing it well, but they're pretty dumb so they are falling for it.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Kat says she wants to do social media pages making fun of Rachel's neck hair(while Vince laughs like an idiot). Wait till she finds out most of us only said nice things about her because we we concerned or felt sorry for her. I think she's gonna be staying away from social media for a while.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Catching up on the posts while I watch Wednesday. If Rachel found out Kelley was talking about her daughter, her wrath would make Wednesday's powers look like nothing.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 If my bedroom had food all over the place. I'd have ants too 🐜
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 SNL sketch. Keanu Soto: Bad Life Coach
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 OMG I knew they should have waited for Keanu to fall asleep.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 If I was going to speak Spanish and describe Keanu right now, I would say these 2 words. "Que loco"
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Vince just pretends to go along with whoever he's talking to at the time and hopes that somehow he can pull it off till the end. Which should be impossible but in this house it actually is.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Now that Unlocked has done segments on Rachel's and Will's families they can stop, because I don't care enough about anybody else to want to see their family.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 They are really pushing Unlocked. Oh well, I'll watch because I actually like Boston Rob
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
It was such a cool and unique way to campaign. Once upon a time I would have participated, but it was still fun to follow along.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Very cool and unique
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
Looks like #SnoopDogg is trying to get rid of what little fans he has left. The people that pretend to like you now don't care about you at all Snoop.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
Vicariously enjoyed the #Zcavengerhunt today in NYC. So many people coming together having fun in my beautiful city. But I'm sure the haters will report it as "Mamdani encourages roving mobs to roam city". We know better. And hopefully we'll finally get a cool mayor.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad she was out there in the hot sun at least. Although I'm sure it only lasted as long as the photo op. Wasting money and being ridiculous as usual.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Kelley doesn't give the impression that she is as well traveled as she claims. She seems more like the type that spends most of her time in her basement.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I don't think Lauren can decide whether she's indecisive or not...
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Oh the irony of Lauren asking if they are all idiots 🤦
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Now Vince says he worked for 12 years straight and has only been unemployed since march. Then why doesn't it say former whatever instead of unemployed? 😕
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Katherine says "I love that man", and the feeds immediately cut
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Mickey with an aggressive apology to Morgan. I apologize, but I was reacting to something you did, etc. Mind you. Mickey left a crying Morgan on the floor. Turned her back and walked away.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Production trying to clean up after the fact by cancelling Rylie's press interviews? He doesn't remember saying those things due to anger blackouts? How about this, instead of cleaning up the mess you helped make why don't you do better screenings or remove the HG before it gets to this point?
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. It's beyond horrible. He ruins everything and keeps getting away with it.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
That White House meeting w #FiFA president and 🍊 has me so angry. Two of the most corrupt people on the planet ruining what is supposed to be something so joyous. I look forward so much to the #worldcup starting w the draw and this time it's nothing but anger and embarrassment. He ruins everything.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Ava is now getting too much with her "It is what it is, you can't control things". Someone should remind her the sayings is "accept the things I cannot change", not "roll over and play dead". 😠
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Vince wins, which is good because I did not need to see a week of The Widow Katherine seeking her revenge
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 We used to be able to see everything. The falls, getting help up, etc. Now we get the minimum 😠
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Damn. The people I wanted to win the most are done ☹️
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 It's on!!!!!
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Instead of tears of a clown, it's tears crying for a clown. So long loser!
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 OK, I'm more than thrilled to see the asshole go, but I smell production interference. Those Mickey, Vince and even Ava votes came out of no where
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 There's so many reasons to keep Morgan even they don't really know what Riley is really like. But they are so stupid 🙄😩
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Oh this sucks so hard
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Lets go Morgan!!!
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Here's want I want . Mickey voted out and Riley removed. Still hoping for that one thing that even production will deem over the line and kick his ass out.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I really can't stand Vince. He's so FOS and not in a fun way.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 This is the most nervous I've been before an eviction show this season😩
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
🤦
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Vince really stressing the f out trying to see if the numbers exist to keep Riley. ( I think)
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Just what Vince needs, sugar. Now he'll never go to bed.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Morgan thinks Vince will appreciate this Zach info, but he will see it as a betrayal because she didn't tell him sooner. Even though she chose him over Zach he won't care. I think he's gonna do something stupid.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I can't wait for all these idiots to be out of the house and get a chance to see how stupidly they played. That's assuming they have the braincells to realize it.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 It's at the point where every conversation that Rachel isn't in is dumber than all the other seasons combined. It's so difficult to watch this. 😩
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Shoutout to Rob,Taran, Brendon, and Taylor on tonight's RHAP for talking about Riley's inappropriate behavior, and how CBS is portraying him. We all post about it, but it was really good to hear people talking about it out loud.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 So Katherine who Lauren is working with and Rachel who she is not working with, both told her not to use the veto. Lauren, this is on you.😐
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I read that they are getting ready for the party on feeds, so I go check and Keanu is just sitting there in his tank top like always
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I love The Hogfather and Little Stinky
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 In case my prior Riley post was too subtle. Listen CBS/Paramount. You are giving an abusive, manipulative , controlling, dangerous man an edit that is completely devoid of reality. Everyone that watches the feeds can see it. You are not fooling anyone.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I wouldn't call Rylie/Katherine a summer thing as much as I'd call it an abduction
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 At least Will's dr's make me smile
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Ok. I seriously laughed out loud when Mickey said Rachel was intimidated by her
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
No. They probably think Newsom is trying to copy him because he is jealous.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 So now Kelley says she wants Rachel first to jury so she can spend her anniversary alone? That's an evil thing to say. Kelley may not have been this mean spirited all along, but she was always a weirdo.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social) reply parent
They spoke to him and told him he was a dumbass
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest voices ever. The one and only Robert Plant.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Too bad Ava didn't get to be one of the Judges. I don't like her chummy with Mickey
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 I missed seeing Riley's latest threatening manipulations on Katherine. But it's awful. I don't want him evicted like he's a regular person. I want him removed from the house like the abuser that he is.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 No Mickey, cats are not demonic 🙄
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Mickey hanging out in the HOH room spying on the HOH (and wailing on her) This season is backwards
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 OMG Keanu just said a person who volunteers to go on the block is just the kind of ally that you need 🙄. I think my neighbors heard me when I yelled out NO!
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Poor Keanu. He's thinking and trying to be strategic, but his brain cells are just too tiny.
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 What a letdown talking to Keanu after that great convo in the HOH
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 Oh how I wish Ava had been in the HOH room during this conversation
ElbatheOne (@elbatheone.bsky.social)
#BB27 A lightbulb over the head moment in the HOH room. Morgan, Rachel, Will and Ashley finally seeing the light re Mickey, how she was playing them all. Let this moment last. 🙏