Is it weird that the thing I'm most excited about in the new #Fallout76 update is the aid storage box? Another thing I can horde!
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Is it weird that the thing I'm most excited about in the new #Fallout76 update is the aid storage box? Another thing I can horde!
One time I smoked a joint with a guy who had no arm, kept wondering why he was awkwardly passing it the long way
I was just thinking about this and that's pretty much my order, but with Romulus 7th and Covenant dead last (HATE what they did to Shaw!)
Alien: Earth is the best Alien related thing since Prometheus. Love the eyeball creature
Alien: Earth is real good, Zarak approved
Pritzker: Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: Once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next
"The fuck- I mean, boooooo!"
Lies of P is fun, great Souls clone. Just beat the Puppet King
Tough, but I'm gonna say E-Bow the Letter
Guy's driving the smallest car in existence, has three normal car lengths of space and still can't park. Christ, he could have picked it up and carried it into the space
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Somehow looking more hairless than usual
#bebest 😆
*gripping amulet in a charred claw at the end of an equally charred arm, tendrils of smoke still rising from the withered flesh* You don't know
What could you possibly want with my amulet bro you wouldn’t even know how to wield it’s power
Here's my pitch: a gender swapped reboot of "The Flying Nun" called "The Air Friar".
RFK Jr. is a national threat to the health and safety of America. This heroin-addicted psychopath is all about eliminating vaccine studies and spreading lies about science-backed facts. We're going to die if he stays head of the Health Department. He must be removed along with Cankles Caligula.
You want the mustache on or off?
i don’t know what the odds are that the woman flagging down rudy giuliani was actually an inflatable tube man outside a used car dealership but they’re not zero i can tell you that
It took cops three hours to finally go into the Pulse nightclub the night of the shooting. If you wander near a crosswalk in Florida with a piece of chalk right now you'll have four cops on you in under five seconds.🤷♂️
Creatures, there's always fucking creatures!
Everybody was drawing pictures of Watto then too, so weird
Where? Agh--
They keep having to wrestle RFK away from him
Oh that horrible ape cartoon, that was painful to watch
Pretty sure Anakin beat this dude in the Boonta Eve Classic
There he is
So true
I diagnosed Robert Kennedy Jr. by looking at the TV. He suffers from stupidity, self-aggrandizement, body odor, and bloating due to eating of uncooked carcasses.
Alien: Earth continues to be good
Cycling through the ship's phaser frequencies
10:15: Hank picks up Hal
The third picture got me. No face, no thoughts, just EYE
Dark Souls lore really seems like it would be up your alley
Thirteen years since Sandy Hook and, no offense, but if thoughts and prayers were gonna do anything, they'd've done it by now.
It is a little unnerving when you cackle and say "Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen!" when you make a sale though
And Walmart cancelled my Crystal Ball order. What was that, three days?
Two, four, six, eight I'm a horrid evil ape
That doesn't sound like the Jerry I know
RULE ABOUT AMERICAN FLAGS: If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail. But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.
Kids get shot, crickets Cracker Barrel changes logo, immediate action
I assure you, CDC, I am the main character
You're bangin' a website but whatever
You got a FAT NECK, boy!
Unable to comply, number of Draculas incalculable
Pinch me, Mr. Ho
Ironically, he's a pretty great Green Lantern villain. I also enjoy the fact that his back story is basically the Fantastic Four if everything went wrong
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
Many people are rotting
Get excited to not be able to order anything!
Everybody do a split and open your chest!
That is the wrong attitude
Tim Walz: "I always get in trouble for it and I'll continue to say it, I don't think we do any favors when we don't name it -- these are fascist policies."
*looks nervously at hat rack*
Constantly haunting Walmart's website paid off, snagged Crystal Ball, with only two left in stock at the time! I was sweating
Sounds like a Death Stranding character
I told you nicely to buy me a gun
Oh man, why is Always Sunny shilling Cybertruck? Bad look guys, bad look
A yellowjacket landed on my arm while I was driving today and instead of causing an accident like I was a sitcom character, I just said "Hey, get out of here" and she flew off
It's especially hard to track down Crystal Ball as all but one of the Walmarts near me don't even have a space for normal Classfied anymore, only the retro cardbacks
I mean I'm laughing
Caught up on Alien: Earth, I like it
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
Take a salt tablet!
Flaming Carrot's been working out
Why you precious little candy-ass!
I thought you might be worried... about the security of your shit...
I still think playing as Hank Hill in Fortnite is one of the funniest things ever
One of Warren Zevon's lesser known songs
All this will be yours someday, son...
I always come home with parts of food that don't go with each other
Crack a window will ya
Stop showing me these mutants
They needed more for the third party sellers who list them through Walmart's own site for twice the price
I feel big as a damn mountain!
Looks like Golden Age, so the context is probably Superman built a giant robotic dad just to know what it feels like it have a dad. The focus on spanking is something else
Terrence Stamp is a name so British it watches shows called like Worrying The Vicar and S'only A Pint Love
DO NOT YANK!
Take better care of your skulls! This isn't the first time
Dramatic lobster!
Anybody recognize this partial skull I found at the beach today? Was missing the lower jaw and some of the upper jaw/eye socket area. I thought maybe seal, but their skulls seem to be more elongated in the back
*looks up from washing dishes at the sink to see the elf still wandering around the backyard* Goddamnit
I truly don’t know if it’s more annoying how effortlessly they get away with lying or if it’s more annoying how effortlessly they get away with being such complete and utter pussies and maybe that’s the most annoying part of it all
Throwing a sandwich at a cop: REQUIRES 10-PERSON TACTICAL TEAM TO AREEST IN FULL RAID GEAR (even tho subject wanted to turn himself in) Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: “Go home. We love you.”
Every federal law enforcement agency involved needs its budget zeroed and all employee benefits revoked. They obviously don't have real work to do. If they did, they'd be complaining, individually or through their unions, about being tasked to harass minorities on the street. But they aren't.
Just watched the first episode of Alien: Earth, it was pretty good. And it does something that the franchise hasn't done in years, be interesting
Thank you
So many on the left STILL come at you with "well what are they supposed to do?" when you plead for the Dems to do something. Some potential options: 1. They should do their jobs? 2. How about doing literally anything?